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xnottobex · 4 years
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I really want an alien miss universe please
It doesn’t seem fair that the winner of “Miss Universe” is always from Earth. Seems a little biased imo
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xnottobex · 4 years
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Bone fairy's are now my favorite
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xnottobex · 4 years
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So I might be starting a new job soon and I'm kinda scared to ask them to use my preferred name (which is may) and not my legal name (Katelynn) my friend helped me find the name may when I was just coming out as non binary and it makes me just feel really good like I'm a regular person instead of like a girl person. Should I ask to go by may or have them call me but my birth name? Kinda want to be called may but also kinda scared
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xnottobex · 4 years
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For those who don't know
I am a non binary, pansexual, practicing witch who would like to be courted by an orc. Or moth man, or a Minotaur, any monster really 🌛🌝🌜
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xnottobex · 4 years
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When's a monster gonna court me? I want this hulking mass of a monster to show off their fighting skills, how they can provide for me and and keep me safe by bringing me the heads of my enemies. Is that to much to ask???
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xnottobex · 4 years
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Frankly I'm quite tired of people hating on others for finding comfort and joy in monster and or alien lover fics. Maybe they have anxiety and like to pretend they have a monster that will protect them. Maybe they love how beautiful fae and elves are. Maybe they just like the idea of monster fucking. Who cares? BUT IF YOU HATE ON ANYONE IN THE MONSTER/ALIEN COMMUNITY AND MAKE MY BABIES FEEL BAD FOR FINDING COMFORT IN MONSTER/ALIEN READING/WRITING I WILL RAIN DOWN HELL FIRE AND CURSE YOUR FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS
Thank you,that is all
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xnottobex · 4 years
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When's the alien invasion gonna happen? When's an alien king/queen gonna whisk me away to be their bride who helps them rule their armies? I wanna destroy worlds and command armies while also wearings a pretty alien gown
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xnottobex · 4 years
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for the match thing! i'm not sure what to put down soo uhh, i'm jus yer average 6'3 russian cowboy with a muscular build [i am big boy] 🤠. i have brown hair, green eyes and heavy stubble [but not quite a beard]. i enjoy boxing, working out, and hocky. i'm nonverbal! i'm pansexual and im a dom top. i work three jobs [i try to keep myself busy] and i'm a huge, huge adrenaline junkie!! i'm a sagittarius. im a very family-oriented person and very touchy [i love pda]! i also have a huge pet dog ^^!!
MATCHED WITH.... ORC
About your monster
Name- Umoh
Age- 21
Height-6'1
Eye color- golden yellow
Body type- curvy (pear shaped) but has a good bit of muscles
*Has greyish green skin, very light. Left tusk is chipped (also a scar on her lip where tusk was chipped) Her tusk was chipped when she was little and fell out of a tree and landed on her face. Has a sleeve tattoo on both arms. Tattoos are very traditional orcish tattoo. Comes from a traditional orcish household. Has a very long, black, thick hair with the left side shaved.
*Is a sub/bottom
Attitude-very sweet but sarcastic and loves jokes
LIKES- Fishing, hunting shows, swimming and eyeliner(never goes anywhere without a sharp wing)
DISLIKES- her scar (orcs are taught to be proud of scars but it makes her self conscious) baking (not very good at it) winter and snow (hates the cold) and last but not least, heals (couldn't walk in them to save her life)
                      HOW YOU MET
You had actually met online. On a dating app for both monsters and humans. While she was the one to send the first message, you were the one who asked her out on a date after a week of messaging back and forth. You both agreed to go to a local Cafe and chat and get to know one another better. She showed up in skinny jeans and a nice off the shoulder, flowing, light purple top with the sharpest eyeliner you had ever seen. You talked about eachothers childhoods, most loved movies, most hated movies, about your each respected families.(you found out she was the oldest of 13) you bout fell out of your seat when you found that out lol. The night was still young and you both decided that neither of you wanted to go home yet so you caught the next movie that started playing. It was a comedy(of whatever genre you'd like) both of you were laughing so hard that by the end of the movie both of you had tears rolling down your faces from laughing. You both parted ways that night but not before you both shared a short but passionate kiss.
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xnottobex · 4 years
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WHERES MY ORC
WHERES THE ORC WHO WILL PICK ME UP AND TOSS ME IN THE AIR
WHERES MY ORC WHO WILL GIVE ME BIG FOREHEAD KISSES
WHERES MY ORC WHO WILL HOLD MY HAND
WHERES MY ORC WHO WILL LAY ON THE GROUND WITH ME AFTER I FELL BUT HE DOESNT WANT ME TO FEEL STUPID
WHERES MY ORC TO PICK BERRIES WITH
WHERES MY ORC PARTNER
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xnottobex · 4 years
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I woke up and my first thought was to move all my furniture in my room three time and then write some poems
When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you
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xnottobex · 4 years
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MONSTER MATCH ALERT
Guess who is working on monster matches again! This person right here! I have so much to catch up on but oooooh how I'm inspired right now. To all the people how have asked for a monster match! !!IM TRYING REALLY HARD YO GET THEM OUT!! I've already done one and working on 2 now, a match should be out tomorrow and another one the day after. I'm aiming to have at the LEAST 3 MATCHES OUT EACH WEEK
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xnottobex · 4 years
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WHERE ARE MY BUFF ORC LADIES? WHERE ARE MY SCARY DEMON LADIES?? WHERE ARE THE MONSTER GIRLS THAT COULD END ME BUT INSTEAD WANT TO CUDDLE? HUH??!? WHERE DEM BITCHES AT?
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xnottobex · 4 years
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May I get a matchup? I’m a Scorpio, aside from the fact that I’m a total bottom. I can be mean and sarcastic but I’m actually pretty friendly and gentle. I trust almost no one and I don’t let people get close to me though. I spend my time rescuing animals and drawing, I don’t fancy people. I’m a 5’2 girl whos a little chubby, I am pansexual. I have A LOT of self harm scars that I’m self conscious of. I have really bad depression and anxiety. I have 14 horses where I live as well as a deer.
MATCHED WITH .... MINOTAUR
NAME-LUKA
age-25(you didn't say what age so if this is wrong then please feel free to change it!)
Height- 7ft1
Weight-317lbs (most of it is muscle but he is a lil pudgy)
*Is a Texas Long Horn Minotaur but with slightly shorter horns, has a thick but short beard, which is a shade darker than his fur
*Fur color is orange ish brown, but also has spots on his face that resembles freckles
*Has shoulder length hair that matches beard color
*Has a septum piercing (his nose is black)
                               LIKES
*Animals (works at a rescue clinic)
*Cake (who doesn't like cake honestly?)
*Sunrises
*Drawing
                             DISLIKES
*Bees(me too they are scary at)
* People who don't like animals (how could you not)
*clowns
                    HOW YOU MET
*You found a hurt animal on the side of the road and decided to go to the animal clinic next to your house.
*When you brought in the poor Lil rabbit you ran into one of your good friends who works there, Luka
                       FlASH BACK
*You met Luka a couple months ago when the clinic called you. They told you how they had a baby horse (aren't they called faols? Fauls?? Not today, today they baby horses) the clinic thought that you could home the poor baby horse till they found it a proper home. You agreed and came round the back of the clinic only to see this giant Minotaur cuddling this horse to himself like he was holding a baby. You had quietly walked up to him as to not startle the wee lil horse, you both chatted for a while and he explained how he had found her roaming around in his back yard(you later find out his back yard is a whole farm!) He often comes over to your house to check on the wee one as he calls her.
                    PRESENT TIME
Luka smiled and greeted you warmly before he saw the rabbit in your arms who clearly had a broken leg. He ushered you in to medic room where he had you hand them to the doc on call there. After making sure the animal was going to be taken care of he walked you back to your car and leaned awkwardly against it. He scratched the back of his neck and toed at the ground before asking if maybe youd want to go back to his place to maybe let him cook for you. He explained how he really liked you, liked how sarcastic and friendly you were. Liked how you cared for the animals like they were people. How caring you are and how you always made him laugh. You grab his hand to shut up his rambling and smiled. You told him you'd like that very much.
(SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG BUT PLEASE DON'T HATE ME)
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xnottobex · 4 years
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bro bro!!! u still doin monstermatches? 😳🤠 sorry if im late i was jus browsin and saw one of ur monster match things 🕺...... also ur art is stunning :)
Awww thank you! I have requests to do monster matches and I always say I'ma do them but I just, never do? Like it's not on purpose it's just things keep popping up and I'm like oops lmao I am actually working on them now since I don't have anything happening right now so wish me luck I guess?
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xnottobex · 4 years
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So I just woke up from the most wonderful dream of having a threesome with a big buff orc boi and even bigger and buffer orc woman
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xnottobex · 4 years
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So this is my Medusa type girl! Her name is poppy, like the flowers that are in her cave. Her sneks are yellow and white with blushy cheeks. I might do a short story on her later
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xnottobex · 4 years
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So I drew a Medusa type monster girl! Does anyone wanna see?
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