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The surprise of a lifetime pt.2
As the three boys started dancing to My Type the holographic screen began to spin with different people waiting for it to stop on the right one
“ No matter who it lands on we don’t talk about it agreed?” Peter asked calmly almost like he’s trying to hide his nerves. Peter Stark? Nervous? Now his childhood crush must be one hell of a person for that to be the case.
“ agreed “ the other two said in unison
As the three danced the first one slowly came to the a stop” AND CONNOR BARTONS CHILDHOOD CRUSH WASSSSSS OH SHIT TONY STARK” Ned called out trying to hold back his laughter
“ WHAT THE HELL MAN” Peter groaned in disgust
“ YOU HAD A CRUSH ON OUR DAD” Harley shrieks
“ I thought we had an agreement !” Connor whined
“ yeah until our dad was mentioned “ Peter snorted as the two continued dancing
“ NOW FOR HARLEYS CHILDHOOD CRUSH “ bad watched closely as it slowed down “ CLINT BARTON- mannn y’all got some daddy issues”
“ who’s the hypocrite now machine fucker?”
“ I don’t want to hear shit from someone who shoots arrows for fun” Harley snapped back
Peter closed his eyes tightly as he kept dancing hoping for everything that his dad and the dynamic duo had left the room before his showed.
“ LAST BUT NOT LEAST PETER STARKS WASSSSS BUCKY BARNS…….. damn the three of you need therapy at this point.”
Peter sighed heavily before pulling his mask back up” At least we didn’t have a crush on Bruce Banners green side” he says monotoned allowing his brother and best friend lead him away.
“ I hate when we use that program “ Harley muttered.
“ leave it to us to make something that we can’t lie to” Peter huffed” I’m tired of this party let’s go fix whatever dad wants.”
“ You sure you wanna face your little crush?” Connor teased slinging an arm around Peter
“ well that all depends on if you still want to fuck my dad,well,him fuck you” he huffed elbowing him before walking up to the three.
“ due to unforeseen circumstances “
“ more of a try not to kill Ned type thing honestly-“ Peter inrupted
“ We agree to help” Harley finished elbowing his brother snorting as Peter stared at a wall to avoid eye contact with the two of the three gazes that held amusement.
“ Remind me to thank Ned later “ Tony chuckled getting up soon followed by Steve” also if you wanted to talk about it Pete you know I’m here right?” Tony said holding back a laugh
“ If I would want to talk about it I would give your therapist a call” Peter scoffs Flipping his father off and getting into the elevator soon having both brother and best friend at his side. “ now stop being an ass and tell me what we’re fixing “
Tony snorted shaking his head while Steve tried handing Peter a set of files “ Here, it’s all about Buckys arm and since you’re friends with Shuri we figured that you would know how to fix it the best” Steve explained awkwardly looking out of place as he patted Buckys shoulder
Peter stared at the file that Steve was trying to give him for a long second before Connor took it from Steve and then handed it to Peter “ Sorry Cap, he doesn’t like when certain people hand him things.”
“ He gets it honestly “ Steve scoffed rolling his eyes
“ I simply don’t like touching scum” Peter said icily as the elevator stopped on his lab floor. He took quick strides out of the elevator to get set up “ Don’t just stand there bionic arm get over here “ Peter waved him over teasingly
Bucky sighed walking over to him and sitting down” You sure you know what you’re doing kid?”
“ if I don’t I will soon enough “ he shot back
“ great” Bucky scoffed but extended his arm none the less
Steve attempted to go over there to them before being stopped by Connor and Tony” Not a good idea Stars and Stripes, getting in his space while he’s working doesn’t end well”
“ but how do we know what he’s doing-“
“ He is the one that works closest to Wakanda materials so let him do his thing. Or if you prefer I think we have a freeze gun somewhere around here, I can shoot you with it and leave you for another hundred years “ Harely snarked
Peter unhooked Buckys arm with ease as he began to work on it. His body tense from unwanted guest in his lab with no music going. Bucky decides to try to lighten the mood.
“ So… your childhood crush was me?” He asked with a light chuckle
Peter scoffed turning towards him a little more as he worked “Oh shut up.” He rolled his eyes
“ What’s a matter was I your big awakening “ Bucky teased watching him work
Peter growled under his breath as he felt his face go hot” fuck off Barnes “
Bucky laughed softly at his face” I’m only teasin ya doll. I don’t mean nothing by it.”
Peter visibly relaxed a little as he was working on his arm” So manbun how did you fuck up your arm this badly?”
“ Well….” Bucky thought back to everything his arm had been through; trying to stop a boat, a plane, putting his hand in burning oil, smashing it with a bulldozer ect. “ you know I just don’t know what happened to it “ Bucky decided on with a nod
“ Eh? Well whatever it is you’re doing lay off a little. Otherwise you’re going to tear through arms like fish out water “ he finishes up the last touches of his arm before putting it back on him
“ There done-“ he started to walk off only for Bucky to put a hand on his shoulder and stop him. Peter turned around, insults ready to go. Only for them to meet eyes. All the insults Peter could think of died on his tongue. He felt something different, something warm and unfamiliar.
“ I just wanted to thank you for fixing me up doll, it really means a lot.”
Peter broke out of his trance and gripped Becky’s wrist with some spider grip” You sure are a hell of a more talkative when we are alone. And don’t call me doll” he said without any fight in his voice as he’s trying to regain control of himself
Bucky looked at Peters hand in surprise only for Peter swear underneath his breath” You’re sp-“
“ Not another word Barnes. Unless you want me to wipe the floor with you a second time? ” Peter threatened “ Captain of abandonment will not be finding out either. Are we clear?”
“ woah kid, chill on the grip, and I won’t tell him, I have no reason to” Bucky promised causing Peter to release his hand
“ Sorry, habit “ Peter says sheepishly as he walks with him back to the others
“ My kid fix you up, didn’t have any wet daydreams back there did ya Pete?” Tony laughed softly
Steve looked scandalized “ Tony!”
“ God you are such a prick sometimes dad” he snorts walking off into the elevator and flipping them off” well this has been fun but I literally would rather be anywhere else” he gives them a salute wave before shutting the elevator doors on them
“ That asshole didn’t even wait for us.” Harley grumbles to Connor
“ ‘He’s running from something’ “ he signs to him causing Harely to nod and look at Bucky
“ Tony we need to talk about the way you’re raising our kids!”
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The surprise of a life time. Pt1
“ Is everyone enjoying themselves tonight!” Peter Stark, co party host, smirked playfully as he stood tall on the bar” Who am I kidding? Of course you are.” He laughed as the mass of teens cheered.
He held out his hand to the other host, while the other host heev’ed himself up with the help of his brother” Let’s not forget the after party! A bomb ass movie night with pancakes in the morning!”
Peter grinned as he scanned the room nursing his bourbon, his eyes held a mischievous glint as he spotted his father step out of the elevator, only for that light to die into something cold once the second person stepped out, followed closely by the last person” Let’s get wild!” Peter said in fake cheerfulness as he nudged his brother to take a look.
By the Elevator~
“ Do you think they actually saw us?” The blonde asked rubbing the back of his neck.
“ They saw us.” Bucky said simply looking around, keeping his guard up.
“Peter definitely saw us, nothing gets passed that kid.” Tony said fondly
Back to the bar~
“ Let’s go see what dad got himself into now.” Harley sighed while Peter nodded in agreement.
“ This is going to get messy.” Peter snorted clenching his fist as he made his way over dodging the sea of people that tried to talk to the pair.
“ Dad what a pleasant surprise, what brings you to our humble party?” Harely grinned giving Tony a quick hug.” Welcome back old man.” He nudged him
“ Who are you calling old? I’m timeless “ Tony scoffed smacking him in the back of his head.
“ You’re timeless when you start learning to not bring trash back into the house.” Peter said shrugging as he gave him a hug as well. Tony winced at his words nervously glancing between his sons and Steve.
“ Wow Pete, you’ve gotten so big“
“Yes Rodgers, that’s what happens when years pass and you’re not frozen in ice, you grow up. But I guess you wouldn’t know that seeing as almost right after I was born you ran off after your metal armed friend here.”
Tony rubbed his face already feeling a headache coming on “ Jesus, “ he sighed “ look kids we need your hel-“
“ No.” they both say in unison giving their father a pointed look.
“ I have a strict no helping blonde men who were stuck in ice policy, sorry. People associated with him too. Sorry Barnes.” Harely shrugged
“ I just don’t want to.” Peter said simply crossing his arms
“ I told you so.” Tony gave Steve a smug look.” Good thing I called for back up.”
“Yeah I guess you did.” Cap sighed softly. Just then the elevator opened again reveling a tall brunette.
“ Miss me bugaboo?” Peter stared blankly as Connor Barton stepped out of the elevator.
“ Boobear!” Peter launched himself into his best friends arms, wrapping his legs around his waist while Connor locked his hands together holding him by up by his butt.
Connor smirked smugly before pulling the prodigy Stark into a heavy kiss.
Peter rolled his eyes and kissed back running fingers through his hair” And the dynamic duo has been reunited, low blow dad.” Harely snorted crossing his arms.
Peter eventually broke the kiss” What kind of parent bribes their kids?”
“ A billionaire, playboy, genius, philosopher.” Tony smirked “ Go hang out with him for a while, we aren’t in a hurry, and then you can decide. Now shoo, go party.” He said making himself comfortable on an empty couch, soon followed by Steve, While Bucky stood beside it quietly.
Peter stared wearily at his father before getting down and nodding slowly. He started heading off back to the party with Connor when a girl stopped him.” Hey petey~ I’m still going to be sleeping in your room tonight right?”
“ Well you were, but now since Connors back, the only person im taking to bed tonight is him.” He shrugs “ you win some you lose some.” Peter barely blinked as he allowed her to smack him.
“ Ouch.” Tony chuckled” that was cold even for me.”
“ Was it though?because I think we’ve seen you do worse, ” Connor he half joked glancing at Steve before being dragged off to dance.
“ ouch” Harely mocked” that one was actually cold, even for me.”He did a little mock salute before following after them.
“ Are you really letting our 18 year old sons throw a party with alcohol?!” Steve finally spoke up giving Tony a glare.
“ I’d rather They do it here then somewhere else. Besides they have a good plan, they always throw a party but then it turns into a sleepover movie night and pancakes in the morning.” He nodded in approval.”Oh and by the way. Peter and Harely are 21.” Tony’s face was unreadable but you could see a flash of disappointment in them.
“ And what about the fact that he just just made out with Barton’s kid right in front of us?!” Steve tried changing the subject
“ It happens, I’ve grown used to it.”
“ I didn’t even know they were dating “
“ they aren’t.”
“ excuse me?”
“ Well red, white, and blue, they aren’t together. For one that’s just how they act with each other and two, Pete hasn’t seen him in months. He was on a mission. And finally three, you need to take your helicopter parent mode down before Pete actually snaps. I’m just glad the kid didn’t immediately try and pick a fist fight.”
Flip flop to the boys ~
Peter ignored the two pair of eyes staring as he ground back into Connor grinding easily to the music.” Theres gonna be a funeral soon, and I’ll be in jail for killing the oldest man alive. Now how was your mission successful?”
“ Of course it was, look at who you’re talking to Pete.” Connor rolled his eyes
Peter allowed his lips to quirk up a mere tinge before hitting him in the shoulder” then next time text me to make sure I know you’re alive or when I’m through with you, you’ll have the urge to call me with every step you take.” He huffed
“ ALRIGHT GUYS,GALS,NONBINARY PALS ITS TIME FOR THE GAME.” Ned said through the mic “ For those who don’t know the game- which you should all know by now- its a trend we took off tiktok. I call it my type! Now for this came. I pick three people, a  category and then once they have the person that they chose locked in it will appear on the screen above them when it’s their turn to dance to my type! Now let’s pick the three who shall be chosen for tonight “ Ned said scanning the room keeping his eyes on Peter.
“ Ned, don’t you dare.” Peter glared.
“ Tonight’s the three musketeers since they have been united once more! Minus Harry of course.”
“ son of a bitch.”
“ Why did I bother coming back?”
“ I’ll get you back for this Ned.” Peter rolled his eyes as he lead the two to an open floor “ continue at your own death.”
“ And the category isssss.... your childhood crush” Ned smirked
“ Ned no.” Peter said horrified
“ Ned yes.” Ned said cheekily
“ After this he’s open season whoever gets him first gets the first shot. Deal?” Harely asked glancing at the two who nodded in agreement.
“ It’s time to dance boys!” Ned grinned evilly at them causing the trio to flip him off in their own way.
Begrudgingly they locked their childhood crushes in on the keyboard before starting to dance when the music started
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Connor Barton- best damn shot in town, don’t tell his dad that he thinks that.
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Harely Stark- genius, playboy, tincan, older brother, son of a billionaire
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Peter Stark- prodigy, playboy, webslinger, older brother, son of a billionaire
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