thank almighty God the boob shot was saved at least
OP is wacky and the two concepts most likely to escape confinement (power scaling and female anatomy) are so tired. So dumb to focus on
But I feel like they got a lot more intentional post time skip, especially while animating. And it is starting to annoy me because it's so cheap, insulting even during serious moments (cough Rebecca being forced to kill her aunt cough)
The one thing that redeemed the way women are drawn here is the lack of acknowledgement. They are just like that. And it's completely irrelevant in their scenes. Men are 6 meters tall and protagonist can bend time and space, next question. But if you spend extra bucks to focus on jiggling instead...
Bottom line - thank God enies lobby was pre TS because I would NOT be able to endure Robin's iconic I WANT TO LIVEEE with her boobing agressively all over the place
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Law has the autism rizz, but that's nothing compared to Zoro's autism And ADHD rizz. Bro is unstoppable, Sanji took one look at this sword obsessed weirdo and went like "alright fine whatever I'll love this bitch for the rest of my fucking life"
Bestie you are correct ✨
Law will like, hear about the stuff you like and will be able to recite crazy shit that's somehow connected to it right off the top of his head. When he makes eye contact it's like you're the only person he's seeing (which is really because no one told him it's okay to look away when you talk to someone so he take eye contact very literally lol). He's the type to be vaugely unsettling when you first meet him and then when you get to know him he's got a very nice vibe to him. Also Law surprisingly has game when he hits on people, like he could really pull some hotties if he wanted to lol. (He doesn't, he hates people.)
Zoro, like Law, is wholly uninterested in most people. But I feel like Zoro's rizz is really niche, it takes a specific type of person to really get into him. Sanji is, unfortunately, one of those people. Which really just means he's a morosexual. Because Zoro is somehow simultaneously one of the smartest and dumbest people alive. He's so reckless he's borderline suicidal and yet he's one of their best strategists, he has never picked up a book in the entire time he's been with the crew and yet he is their human calculator.
Sanji has found himself on more than one occasion saying stuff like 'That's so fucking stupid, tell me more.' There's just something about the way Zoro says dumb shit. And it's always after saying the most profound and wise things.
He's also the perfect amount of bouncing off the walls kind of feral, like Law is, for the most part, a fairly monotone guy (unless he's around Luffy and Kid). But Zoro is ready to fight or fuck at the drop of a hat. When they first met Sanji saw him go crazy for a fight with a man who was so obviously out of his league, then almost die over it and was like 'Uh oh why was that attractive?' Every time he sees that feral smile before a fight it's like the 'oh no, he's hot!' meme plays in his head on repeat.
He's mostly hyper fixated on his swords but after spending so much time with Sanji, Zoro has accidentally learned a bunch of shit about food and the kitchen so he's incredibly helpful when it comes to shopping and cleaning. Because Zoro knows all his systems and follows them to a T (He complains every step of the way though and that pisses Sanji off.) He fits really well in his kitchen, Sanji has almost forgotten what it felt like to not have him there and he's not entirely sure he could go back to how it was before.
So yeah, Sanji goes from 'Damn, why am I into this little weirdo?' to 'Fuck, I'm in love with this freak aren't I?'
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🌙 One Piece characters and their recent search history (pt. 2/?)
➳ w/ Marco, Doflamingo, Smoker, Nami, Zoro, Garp, Kaido & Killer
a/n: oh well here we go again (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ yes some of them are based on true events, please don't ask, just enjoy ok bye
➳ part 1 w/ Ace, Roger, Law, Shanks, Whitebeard, Sabo, Sanji & Kid
Marco
“pineapple squishy reaction gif”
“purple shirt big pack”
“fun things to do when immortal”
“gol d. roger sexy fanfiction”
“how to stop laying an egg when in panic”
“100 egg recipes”
“cool frilly sandals + with heel”
“goth phase not just a phase”
“WikiHow proper way eating pineapple”
“eyebrow tutorial for beginners”
“45 still not a dilf what do”
Doflamingo
“free therapy near me”
“best anti-aging cream against rage wrinkles”
“if fur coat bad how about feather coat”
“fuck PETA”
“how to activate haki in ass cheeks only so i can sit on my logia enemies”
“sunglasses fashion crimes”
“Sir Crocodile OnlyFans”
“The Sims: Hate Crime edition”
“white noise human screams for sleeping”
“AITA for murdering biological family”
Smoker
“when too late to change careers”
“what is brat taming and why does everyone want it from me”
“how to escape fangirls i'm tired”
“nicotine plasters big pack”
“sudoku for relaxation extra hard”
“how to look subordinate in eyes after body swap”
“Monkey D. Luffy signed autograph”
“why dilf already at mid 30s no children”
“slutty maid outfit for beefy men”
“dilf maid cafe application”
Nami
“MLM pyramid scheme getting rich”
“what is crypto and how to get it”
“girls kissing”
“girls more than kissing”
“mean lesbian of friend group test”
“money aesthetic mood board Pinterest”
“marrying into royal family”
“cute cottage core date ideas for blue haired girlfriend”
“how much to charge for feet pics”
“how to get away with tax evasion”
Zoro
“showering overrated”
“Perona handmade plushies Etsy”
“Zoro figure uncensored”
“how to make first move on stupid cook”
“Find My Device but for humans”
“how to adopt reindeer son officially”
“SBS chest sizes”
“mommy milkers crop top”
“how to set up OnlyFans”
“throat goat meaning UrbanDictionary”
Garp
“wife lost in parking lot since 25 years”
“lost doggy hat where”
“marines pin-up calendar Sengoku”
“how to raise grandchild”
“fucked up raising grandchilds what do”
“mountain bandits near me”
“lost my son too help”
“revolutionaries headquarters Google Maps”
“skipping leg day consequences”
“funny dad shirts cool pattern only”
Kaido
“101 hair braiding ideas”
“trans rights petition”
“arranged marriage application must have death wish”
“Oden recipe”
“One Piece where”
“am i forbidden dilf”
“cool stripper names”
“custom build pole for 710cm tall man”
“pole dance tutorial advanced class”
“babygirl booty shorts”
Killer
“one pot pasta recipes”
“food blogging 101”
“how to stop laughing and start murdering instead”
“girlfriends on bed doing make up meme with men”
“WikiHow thirst traps without face reveal”
“how to cut your own bangs”
“silver shampoo big pack”
“clogged drain bc hair what do”
“anger issues when a problem”
“Eustass Kid x reader”
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