me: god if this author doesn’t update I’m going to DIE

also me, an author with several WIPs:

I’d been so down about myself and my writing, having pretty much passively abandoned a fic because I just didn’t feel good writing. All it took was literally ONE kind comment to get me writing again. I know you’re supposed to write for yourself and not your readers, but I really underestimated how much one person caring about my story meant to be at a low point.

SHE WAS FAKING IT THE WHOLE TIME? IM HEARTBROKEN NO

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

Update 2: Candy Morningstar is the single best character on TV I will hear no Candy slander

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

This is the ugliest fucking cinnamon roll I've ever seen.

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Lmao ok update they *hugged* and I get it.

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

ow ow ow ow ow

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

I tried getting into your fic Decadence because it seems popular but Phoenix is just such an unbearable Mary Sue. She's popular, she's beautiful, she's smart, she's good at Quidditch, all the boys love her. She has absolutely no flaws and it makes it hard to connect with her character. She's just an annoying character and I don't understand why everyone seems to love her when she's so one-dimensional.

Hello anon.

Firstly, I really don't know why you'd come to someone's inbox to flame their own character other than for the sole purpose of getting a rise from them, so jot that down.

Secondly, I don't really know how much of Decadence you've read since you didn't actually say, but I'm going to take a guess since you said you basically find Phoenix unbearable that it's not a lot. Initially, Phoenix is a 15-year-old girl and teenagers can be really annoying.

Thirdly, not going to deny Phoenix is a lot of the above. Popular? Yep. Beautiful? Yep. Good at Quidditch? Yep. All the boys love her? I wouldn't go that far but she does get a bit of attention from them. As the writer, and from what I've seen from readers' responses, Phoenix is more than that. She has her insecurities, her flaws. In fact, part of her concern is that she will only be seen as beautiful and not anything else, especially when her family insists she marry into another pure-blood family. But again, guess you probably didn't get that far.

Fourthly, even if Phoenix is a raging Mary Sue, what does it matter to you? I personally think she's one of the most well-rounded characters I've written, but if she wasn't, why come and roast a character that I (and from what I can tell, my readers) enjoy?

A brand new chapter of Beyond Her Reach is finally out! In this one, Eloise grapples with the events of the last dance, and the Bridgerton home receives an unexpected (and perhaps unwelcome?) visitor.

Thank you for your patience!

No one speak to me I’m making the photo of Claudia as Eloise my religion.

30 year olds paved the way for ya’ll’s depraved Wattpad fics I REALLY don’t want to hear it.

Lol a mom and in your 30s? What're u doing writing smut?

I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

Two houses, both alike in dignity