Mack: This song is called Laura Palmer
Kristin: She married to Arnold?
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Mack: Tator tots please
Waitress: Ranch, BBQ, Honey Mustard?
Mack: Yes
Waitress: Got it
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“I’m third generation Scottish. So then my granddad got with my whore of a grandmother.” -MacKena
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He played piano for me so ofcourse I took my clothes off.
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“I want to get out, dude. Let’s do acid!” -Raymundo
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“I feel like I’m in Pocahontas.” -Raymund
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I would not like to be viral, I would like to sue.
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“My ears are wet right now” -Dre talking about Sickick
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“I appreciate your patronage” -Raymund (after I promised to give him Adderall)
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“I’ve played dumb when I knew better. Tried too hard to be clever.” -St. Vincent
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Note to Self: don’t assault him with your cannabis conduced neuroses and insincere self proclamations of drug induced enlightenment
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Raymund watching a high school assembly performance: This is like watching those North Korean performances
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Raymund: Sometimes I come on too strong.
Me: I’ve done that.
Raymund: Yeah, but I was worse and drunk.
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Confessions of a Cutter
Every inch up my thigh is one step closer to a lie
A false promise of love I can’t even give to myself
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Anna: Maya, you are my actual rainbow gel pen in a sea of blue and black writing utensils.
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