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Bhagya Lakshmi 28th July 2022 Written Episode Update

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The Episode starts with Rano asking Shalu why did he shout? Shalu says Ayush is unwell and was shouting in sleep. Ayush asks if I was shouting. Shalu says you was in sleep and shouted, and says Lakshmi di said this that day. Ayush says yes, Lakshmi di had said that you used to snore in sleep. Neha says snoring. Ayush says even you will be in deep sleep and don’t remember. Bani says he shouts in…

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Dead Asleep

Me: I don't know why but I love sleeping up against a wall.

Gloria: Probably because it's cold. Like sleeping next to a dead body.

Me: I was going to say because it feels safe.

Malaysian drama updates

Teri Meri Ikk Jindri 8th April 2021 Pappu states they're deceiving everyone. Jogi says attempt to undersand. . Pappu drags him out. Pappu says since when did you have this event? Staying quiet for her? Pappu says people are full of sin. I told you girls who leave the house, leave their personality too. This is what they do. What can anybody do today? Jogi says . Mahi did not even know. Arjun says the enthusiast is trying to rescue his woman? You are a demon. Better look in the mirror. You don't have any value to chat about Mahi. Arjun says dada ji you made a mistake by setting me with Mahi. Rindu Awak Separuh Nyawa  Girls like these marry for money and then have affairs. Jogi hits Arjun. Jogi says I will not hear a note about Mahi. He hits Arjun. Everybody stops Jogi. Jogi says state now. .

She says stop it. Arjun states see she explained and he stopped. They adore each other. She is a characterless woman. Dadu stops Jogi and says . You've done enough already. He says you have ashamed all. Arjun says Mahi was a part of this. He can't plan this alone. Pappu says looks like it. Arjun states Mahi's personality is revealed. Jogi says . No more play. I won't stay quiet now Mahi. We have to tell them the truth. I break all of the swears.

Jogi says this Arjun. . He is filth. He doesn't care about the dignity of his loved ones or others. This Rai sahab. . He understood everything yet wanted to cover him up. They wanted a maid to serve his dirty grandson. This man has no personality. Am I wrong? You all were throwing Mahi to this darkness. Mahi was marrying him after understanding everything to get you from this problem. Her life could be hell.

Pappu claps and says wow, you eventually become a lawyer. Such enormous lies. You are turning it all against Arjun and stating Mahi is the victim? This girl has defamed her family repeatedly. There are so many proofs of your affair. Jogi says have some pity? Which brother-in-law talks in this way? This is friendship but a filthy man like you can't understand. Pappu says I have seen several friendships like this. You two a illegal affair.

Jogi says look into your house before endangering others. I didn't want to say it but I'll have to now. Mahi says Jogi no. . Pappu states in the heart what's he will say about Chanda? Jogi says do you understand what your sister had been doing? What Arjun and Chanda have is a illegitimate connection, maybe not our friendship. Everybody is shocked. Pappu says now you are dragging my sister to prove your point? Shalu says is this the reason Chanda sat in Mahi's room sporting a dress just like Mahi? Renu says yes she was there. Shalu states Jogi might be right. Pappu says if that is right, I will not depart Chanda alive.

Scene two Pappu belongs to Chanda. He drags her in the hall. He shouts and states . Chanda says I don't have any relationship withg Arjun? Pappu says why did you sit Mahi's area? Chanda says Mahi requested me . Everybody is shocked. Mahi says quit lying Chanda. Tell everyone that you assaulted me and locked me in a bag so you can wed Arjun. Everyone is shocked. Chanda says wow? You are saying that I locked you into a suitcase and nobody must know? At least say goodbye is different? Mahi says please Chanda. Chanda says she asked me to sit there. She asked me to sit in her place on this Jago night as well so that she could meet this Jogi. Renu says if they wanted to get married then was Chanda wearing a dress such as Mahi and sitting in her place? It will not make sense. Pappu says it had been their back up plan. If Jogi couldn't come they'd alter the bride. That is the reason why they are creating Chanda and Arjun story up. Mahi says Chanda tell them fact that you wanted to marry Arjun and he tricked you.

Arjun says what exactly are you saying? I don't even know Chanda. How do I adore her. You're lying. Chanda says should I tell the truth? For one, this wedding was a business deal, you just wanted to marry Jogi.

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Scene 1Raghbir shouts at doctor and ask him to leave. Pragati comes there and says you have to bear a little to become fine, he is here for your good. Raghbir angrily leaves. Chachi tells Aditi that girl is become a danger, today Raghbir wanted to throw doctor out, he doesnt listen to anyone but he calmed down listening to Pragati. Devraj says thats good. Bua says she feels someone is here, she thought someone was in her room. Devraj says she takes care of Raghbir. Chacha says she can ask questions. Bua says can we let her find out what happened to Bani here? Aditi says never. Pragati stops doctor. Doctor says Raghbir is living in his past, do you want certificate for him? Pragati says I am his wife, I want to make him fine, he sees Bani everywhere, his family is worried, he is a nice person. Doctor says his mind has Bani only, one way is that you become Bani. Pragati is shocked. Raghbir comes to his room but Harshit stops him from drinking. Harshit says you are destroying your life, what has happened to him? Raghbir says you want me to follow your orders like a monkey? Harshit says you need to have a will to become fine. Raghbir says you people dont ask me what I want, you all decide what is good for me, I married Bani and loved her, I dont want to be normal. Aditi comes there and says why they are creating noise? Raghbir laughs and says go to sleep. Aditi leaves. Doctor says to Pragati that Raghbir is searching for Bani everywhere but if he finds Bani infront of him then he will stop looking and will focus on present, this way we will be able to treat him, are you ready to become Bani? She recalls Beeji’s words that their love was incomparable. She says yes. Priya gets ready for marriage proposal. Chacha asks if she knows Akshay? Priya says no, he was in my college. She leaves from there. Chacha asks Chachi Shalu to let her be. Scene 2Akshay’s family comes to Devraj’s house. They talk. Akshay says I will join my father’s business. Priya is tensed. Akshay’s father asks about Raghbir but Devraj says he is not feeling well. Raghbir decorated small hosue for Bani and says I have to go downstairs for Bani, I have to surprise her for her birthday. Harshit tries to stop him but he doesnt listen. Pragati says you dont have to go down. He says no its Bani’s birthday, he leaves. Harshit tries to stop Raghbir but he comes to lounge, all guests are gone from there.Raghbir comes in hall and ask everyone to decorate, he says Bani will come at 12am, he asks Nakul to work fast. Akshay’s parents are looking around in house with family. Aditi says lets go from backside, they hear some noise and says we should check. They all come in lounge to see Raghbir there. Raghbir says to family that today is Bani’s birthday so I have made this house for her. Akshay’s mother says Bani is dead. Raghbir gets angry hearing that. He shouts that how dare you say that Bani is dead, he tries to attack them but Harshit push him. Akshay and family leaves. Chacha says now you are happy? They all leave. Harshit says stop this non-sense about Bani, she is dead. Raghbir screams at him. PRECAP- Priya gives Bani’s saree to Pragati and says these will help you, I dont know what you will do but I am with you to make Raghbir fine. Otherside Raghbir is waiting for Bani. Update Credit to: Atiba

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