LOL, Erika's reaction and face. She's aroused!

What type of trick do you have up your sleeve Beato you magnificent bastard?

Beato: I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH MY MIND RESTORED TO SAVE MY SOPPING WET LOSER!!

GODDAMN IT!!!

Because everyone, even the great Lambdadelta, were completely blindsided by the ploy, this level of surprise ownage was possible for Erika Furudo. What do you think, everyone?

And that's another addition to the Erika Breakdown Counter and another addition to the Battler W counter.

Erika does the last word in ALL CAPS just like Dlanor often does.

And some time not too long after this:

Shows they've grown close and have rubbed off on each other. <3

Setting Expectations

Delivering Reality

Point here is that while the sheer vile, disgusting horribleness of what Erika decided would be her intent for Battler cannot and should not be mimimized, this is what her "rape" of Battler ultimately ends up looking like: forcing a custom designed ring to be slid down around his finger (and it's purposefully written like a rape scene and in full context is horrific in its own way, but....it's still just *putting a ring around a finger*) - so how can we be sure that what's meant to follow this rape wedding, their "married life", was going to live up to all Erika talked it up to be? I've no doubt she really did have the will and want to sexually abuse Battler at the time, but how far would she be able to go with it and how long does it last before it bores her and she turns to juvenile tactics like spanking, pinching, tickling, licking, slapping, scratching, breathing and the like as means of "defiling his body" and inflicting humilation upon him??? 'Cause she would!

Erika Furudo is a delusional, evil girlfailure.

I'm convinced that the majority of Super 17 votes, if not all of them, were troll votes cast to defy that "DON'T!". And that kind of speaks to how horrendous Dolltucky is since no one ignored that warning.

The Poor Man's Agahnim and Poor Man's Ganon (Mutchy and Yao) also got no votes. Had only Super 17 followed suit, it'd been perfect.

No complaints with the final outcome of this one. It's perfect!

Biggest bullshit in this poll is that Zahha got a higher vote percentage than Hearts, who did his motivation better and without being a cliched demon warrior or using a "mysterious mastermind" shtick that plainly does not gel with Dragon Ball. Is it just 'cause he's pretty?

Not sure I'd give Cumber that percentage either, but at least Derivative King Mechikabura ended up placing fittingly low. And RIP Majin Ozotto. The big boring red viking demon guy just was not cut out for major villainy like he was being a 90's arcade game boss.

Freeza and Cell being at a near tie w/ Freeza edging out, Vegeta scoring third place, and Zamasu/Goku Black coming in as the slightly distant fourth are outcomes I find all too agreeable. The other results don't make as much sense to me, like how did King Piccolo and Beerus get so robbed while Majin Buu ate up more votes, and how did fucking Pilaf get to score a full 1% yet Tao got left at 0.5%?

Idol lesbian Lanzhu icons

my favorite love lives from each group (rurino not included)

she sits

Wǒ lái xīyǐn zhè shìjiè~

Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Latias