tinkerty-tonk-i-said
tinkerty_tonk
she/her, queer, thirty-something, UK
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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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~ ᗰᑌᑕᕼ ᗩᗪO ᗩᗷOᑌT ᑎOTᕼIᑎG (2011) + TE᙭TᑭOSTS [ᑭT. 1] [ᑭT. 2]
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One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"
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I do feel for Skinner whenever Scully is in trouble. Like, when Mulder is in trouble Skinner and Scully kind of team up, he stalls for her when needed, she gives him a request and he says you got it don’t tell me anything else. When SCULLY is in trouble Skinner shows up to work and Mulder’s already waiting in his office going I Have a Bomb and if you don’t bring me the cigarette smoking man’s head on a pike so Help Me God I will blow this whole building up
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Me forcing characters to communicate and talk about their issues
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txf textposts part 9
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Let’s Eat
I love that there’s this ongoing bit in The X Files where Scully will see pick food when most people would be turned off by it.
The cows have been treated with some mysterious growth hormones and there’s a vegetarian cult, let’s eat ribs Mulder!
Killer cockroaches? No, just chocolates that fell on the floor. Why would Scully eat floor chocolate though?! 5 second rule I guess.
Scully’s just found out the chickens are being fed ground up chicken remains and the plant had several citations, so how about fried chicken for dinner?
Nothing like picking your pizza topping from the stomach contents of a corpse.
After experiencing bee induced Mulder interruptus you think Scully would be put off by bee products.
I don’t know if I got all of them, but I love that Mulder just goes along with it.
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“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
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In continuation of my pitch for Catherine Tate playing the role of God in season 3 of "Good Omens", I have some visual presentation. Catherine Tate played God before and I think she should do that again. Looks great to me. Mr. Gaiman, please consider.
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Yeah, I could totally see Crowley wearing these post-breakup because he's just like that.
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The husbands meet the wives.
Crowley(s): Stay away from my angel, bitch!!!
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