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Well here it goes:
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Thank you :)
Listen up esteemed followers
So as you may have seen, I have hit 950 official keyboard smashes as of the day I’m posting this. With that being said, Day 1000 is approaching and I want to do something special for that. SO to all of my followers who would like to contribute, go do one keyboard smash in the replies or reblogs of this post! Make it as long or strange as you want. And I’ll incorporate them into the Day 1000 post!! So until 50 days pass, I look forward to seeing what you all come up with :)
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My mum: Oh which iphone do you have?
My Nan, with the condofidence of a thousand men: apple 🥰
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Good luck !!
would yall be interested if i made a twine?
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Thinking about the time in year 5 when we had to do a song about children in need and we did ours to the tune of Katy Perry’s ‘Firework’
It was atrocious
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M&S underestimates my power
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Some instagram smuck: “hey ladies want the secret to-”
Me: yesssss forbidden knowledge time
Smuck: “to a slimmer waist and a bigger booty? Click the link in my bio-”
Me, realising I’ve been fooled again into watching a video that’s only going to make me feel worse about my body: ಠ_ಠ
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Fuckin’ same
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mine is so accurate im screaminggg
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theres a reason we dont see birds fly in the rain…
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The metal would rust
theres a reason we dont see birds fly in the rain…
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Coral Mer’cy Psycosis Hoatzin Carson
I feel like she would be the 🌺✨🧚‍♀️ quirky girl
How to make a “My Immortal” Name
1. Color
2. Abstract noun w/ apostrophe
3. Mental illness
4. Bird
5. Band member last name
Example: Scarlet Ele'gance Alzheimer’s Pigeon Urie
Now go make names!
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Friend A: Magenta’s pink though right??
Friend B: Nahh it’s more purple
Me: Magenta doesn’t exist
Them: ...
Them: WHAT
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Yes I will scream at the sky if I get the opportunity, no I do not care if I get stared at
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okay. i honestly never thought i’d be making one of these posts, but here goes.
my name is mikell. i’m eighteen years old (turning nineteen in july) and i am currently living with my parents despite desperately wishing otherwise.
for the past five years my mental state has fluctuated, largely due to my struggles with bipolar II and other health conditions. this has left me without friends or resources other than my parents. my parents have been taking advantage of that fact for a long time, but did not stop when i turned eighteen. it’s taken me a while to come to terms with the fact that they don’t plan on stopping, and without outside help i will never be able to escape their absolute influence on my life.
i am trying to save up enough money to move out but it’s slow going. they do not allow me to have a job or a driver’s license, and I only have access to the internet because i was able to procure an iphone 4s and hack into their wifi connection. it’s only a matter of time before they find out and confiscate the device, which will leave me without any link to the outside world.
i feel terrible for asking for help, because they feed me and my dog and pay for my medication, but. I’m not sure how many more years I can take being trapped in this house. if i can save up enough money to support Hazel and i while i find a job and a place to live near my sister, i’ll be able to get back on my feet.
my paypal is www.paypal.me/crackedantagonist (i put my name as Martin Blackwood from the magnus archives for shits and giggles)
if you don’t have the resources or the means to make a donation, i completely understand. even sharing the post will make a difference. thank you for reading all of the way through this, and i hope i didn’t take up too much of your time. take care of yourselves!!
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I’m very curious haha
GAME:
Reblog this and I'll send you an ask with the D&D class and race your blog makes me think of :)
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Me posting? It’s more likely than you think...
Check back with your mutuals to see if they to have lost their marbles.
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