MUST I? REALLY! I DON’T WANT TO GO!
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i don’t know how many more times i can obviously beat around the bush of wanting mark hoffman to be a housewife
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The multi-gender urge to dress like an absolute slut and then stay home and do nothing
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happy easter to all the hot bitches with religious trauma <3 hope you guys have some comfy clothes to have breakdowns in <3 cuz me to girly! just remember to not reconvert! it’s always hard when celebratory holidays come round but trust me it will not be worth it! stay safe!!!
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I’m at the point in my (travel) soccer mom era where I think if your kid doesn’t come to practice, he shouldn’t be allowed to play in games 🤷🏻♀️ the coach is trying to be fair but I think that’s stupid at this point. It’s not fair to the kids who work hard and could have won a game had the coach not put in the kids with zero practice time. Every kid on the team has improved soooooooooo much (including mine!!!!! He is kicking ass) because they come to practice every week and work as a team. And then one kid doesn’t come to practice and is allowed the same playing time as mine or other kids???????? Nah. And then they lost. They would have won!!!!
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Peeps dragging me out when I just wanna stay home and watch cartoons
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God, what a bore it is to dress up and go out when it would be so much nicer to spend the evening at home!
from In Search of Lost Time, Book 3: The Guermantes Way by Marcel Proust
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