thefederationfiles
The Federation Files
A magnus archives au for the QSMP! Currently only run by anikat1317, updated when he can!
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big things coming soon..
but for real this time LMAO
ive been in a bit of hiatus for this au cuz i got burnt out, ppl did shitty things so ive had to write them out and school has come back!
to get me back in the flow of writing the next part wont be centering around gegg and slimecicle like it was, and is just gonna be a silly thing i want to write!
hope you all are as excited for this to actually get going as i am! i have also opened the ask box so feel free to ask questions!
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ok ao3 writer curse has slightly struck me so the next parts gonna be delayed, im taking part in a vaccine trial and my arm is sore asf, i also started taking anxiety meds and thats also been wack
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Drew a thing for the first statement!
Might do something like this for every statement, might not, very simple sketches tho!
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Uh? Hello?
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Cellbit
Uh, hello? I’m not really sure how to start this... suppose I should introduce myself first, I am Cellbit, the new head archivist of the Federation Census Bureau. Still not entirely sure how I landed this position, but I’m not going to refuse it, a promotions a promotion in my eyes.
I was allowed to pick some assistants to help me out, they didn’t really give me a limit on how many I could pick (that they told me about) but I’ve decide to pick three, from various departments within the federation itself. Roier, from exploration, Fit from the clean-up crew and, Etoiles from security, all pretty chill guys, though sometimes ONE of them can get on my nerves…
But I digress.
My predecessor, Bagi, was a very organised woman, and everything, though weirdly done, is actually rather ordered when you think about it for more than five seconds. However, I personally enjoy audio recordings, if find them easier to listen back to if research is needed. For some strange reason however my usual recording equipment wont work, so here we are! With an old tape recorder I found in the desk here.
Anyways, suppose I should start the recording of the actual statement…
On then!
Statement of Phil… no last name given, regarding how he met his wife. Original statement given 23rd of February, 1934. Audio recording by Cellbit, Head archivist of the Federation, Census Bureau, recorded 27th of October 2023, recording begins.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, why the fuck is HE of ALL people giving a statement, well, consider it a gift! Don’t get so annoyed mate, I only want to repair the relations between us, trust me, just let me tell you my story! It’s a good one.
I first met her when I had supposedly died, I know, very typical of her, but I was just another guy back then! Well, like any self-respecting gentleman, I introduced myself. To say she was confused was an understatement, turns out you’re not meant to be able to speak after death, you’re not even meant to be able to move! Personally, I like to say it was love at first sight, she says, she despised me at first sight. To be fair to her, I was a man who couldn’t die, and her a woman who fed on the dying wishes of men, but plenty of couples have WAY bigger fights when they first meet!
Well, she let me go, I mean she couldn’t really take me, I wasn’t dead. For some reason though, we kept on bumping into each other, always when we were working as well so we could never have a proper conversation. Annoying right? She had to properly prepare the person for consumption, and I always had to get rid of the body! Really hard to flirt when you’re picking up organs that have been thrown against the walls (very messy as well, had to burn that shirt, I liked that shirt…).
To be honest, I always knew that I wasn’t normal, I mean there’s plenty of circumstances I’ve been in where I should’ve died, plenty! I just thought I was a lucky guy, but well, when one survives a hanging, people start to question a bit too much, and well, to put it simply I had to go into hiding! It was rather lonely; I mean don’t get me! It was nice, I made friends with the local crows, they turned into my first murder actually!
Anyways, it was about 25 years or so into this when she visited me, turns out she’d been getting pretty lonely herself! And, well, apparently the other immortal people she knows kept on trying to either fight her or get her to join their own groups, which, just rude! That is not how you get a lady’s attention! So she came to visit since were both so connected with death!
Well, she kept on visiting and eventually I realised everyone who wanted me dead would’ve been dead, so I came out of hiding! That was about 45 years ago, we got married a couple years after and well, you guys know the rest! We started our own group, made a pact with one of the hunts avatars, gotten pretty powerful!
Also I’ve learnt about all the guys and all that, kinda hard not too when you have my job!
Come on now, that’s what you wanted right? A story? A peace offering? Well there you have it! Enjoy, I have a meeting to get too.
/click/
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Well. That was certainly something, I found that statement in the drawers of this desk when I was looking for stationery and thought it a good place to start.
I guess you could say I’m in shock? I mean it really just reassured what I’d already known, I knew stuff existed, I kinda needed too…
Either way, kinda hard to get information on a statement that’s nearly 100 years old, Fit was able to get some information on some serial killings from the 1800’s that he reckons might be related, but I say it’s a bit of a stretch.
/sigh/
Well, better than nothing for the first one! I swear I also heard him talking about an old war buddy…
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#qsmp#au#the federation files au#the magnus archives#tma#tma au#cellbit#fanfic#fanfiction#roier#fitmc#philza#ffau#long post
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The first statement is out!! Feedback is welcome (it will also be posted here!)
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Uh, hello?
I’m not really sure how to start this... suppose I should introduce myself first, I am Cellbit, the new head archivist of the Federation Census Bureau. Still not entirely sure how I landed this position, but I’m not going to refuse it, a promotions a promotion in my eyes.
I was allowed to pick some assistants to help me out, they didn’t really give me a limit on how many I could pick (that they told me about) but I’ve decide to pick three, from various departments within the federation itself. Roier, from exploration, Fit from the clean-up crew and, Etoiles from security, all pretty chill guys, though sometimes ONE of them can get on my nerves…
But I digress.
My predecessor, Bagi, was a very organised woman, and everything, though weirdly done, is actually rather ordered when you think about it for more than five seconds. However, I personally enjoy audio recordings, if find them easier to listen back to if research is needed. For some strange reason however my usual recording equipment wont work, so here we are! With an old tape recorder I found in the desk here.
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Uh, hello?
I’m not really sure how to start this... suppose I should introduce myself first, I am Cellbit, the new head archivist of the Federation Census Bureau. Still not entirely sure how I landed this position, but I’m not going to refuse it, a promotions a promotion in my eyes.
I was allowed to pick some assistants to help me out, they didn’t really give me a limit on how many I could pick (that they told me about) but I’ve decide to pick three, from various departments within the federation itself. Roier, from exploration, Fit from the clean-up crew and, Etoiles from security, all pretty chill guys, though sometimes ONE of them can get on my nerves…
But I digress.
My predecessor, Bagi, was a very organised woman, and everything, though weirdly done, is actually rather ordered when you think about it for more than five seconds. However, I personally enjoy audio recordings, if find them easier to listen back to if research is needed. For some strange reason however my usual recording equipment wont work, so here we are! With an old tape recorder I found in the desk here.
#woo!#intro to the archivist...#cellbit#the federation files au#qsmp#au#the magnus archives#tma#tma au#fanfic#fanfiction#this is the intro to the first chapter#after this section the first statement starts#the only clue you guys will be getting is that its entity is death!#guess what each players entity will be in the reblogs!!#also plz reblog#it helps get this out there more than likes on tumblr#likes show me ppl like it!#but they dont rly help others see it!#also plz give me statement suggestions!!#you will be credited in the chapter!!#there wont be many other languages here as i personally only speak english#but i will try later on!!#more in the chapters where their actively like getting killed#cuz they would NOT be speaking enlgish there
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Hello!
Just thought I'd make an introductory post first, but this is my TMA au for the QSMP!! Over the next few days I'll be releasing a WHOLE bunch of hints, before uploading the first chapter! Been planning this for the last couple weeks, and cant wait to post it!
If you possibly want to help out, just message me on my main (@anikat1317)
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Hello!
Just thought I'd make an introductory post first, but this is my TMA au for the QSMP!! Over the next few days I'll be releasing a WHOLE bunch of hints, before uploading the first chapter! Been planning this for the last couple weeks, and cant wait to post it!
If you possibly want to help out, just message me on my main (@anikat1317)
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