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Christmas is ruined.
-10 yo boy who just broke his armed forces bracelet
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Just a normal breakfast
Dad: Did you want some toast?
J: no, I already have some.
Dad: you don't have toast.
J: (turning to look at his fist) yea I do.
(Looking at the fist that is clutching onto a piece of bacon)
Dad: that's bacon.
J: (slaps his forehead) oh.
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The booby traps have been set. I don’t think I can get through. I guess the only thing to do is; sit down and take a nap.
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pia toddler
Perhaps it's my lack of sleep.
But toddlers are relentless little pains in the asses. I guess I am to blame. I have been weak, and I am paying for it now.
Weaning sucks.
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Perfectly percolated cup of coffee.. Who knew it needed to be chewed?
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lil' cal: momma nure pees (yes..he calls my breasts, nurse)
me: No Cal, we aren't doing that anymore.
lil' cal: {inconsolable screaming}
#nursing#mommas milk#mean mommy#motherhood#breastfeeding#Rejecting a 2yr old#polite toddler#manners#breastfed
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known fact
I am THAT mom. The one who forgets the camera at every holiday, game, or special event.
It's not my fault. I have too many damn kids.
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Evil mom.
Sometimes, I think my child is evil.
Put on this frosty, supposed to be green earth, to torture me.
Making me feel endlessly guilty about taking away his greatest pleasure in life; mommas milk.
#nursing#weaning#time to grow up#motherhood#parenthood#parenting is hard#breastfed#breastfeeding#guilt
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Professional, so I am, not.
When {se girl} gives the foreign exchange student a raspberry on his side, and all you can spurt out, while laughing, is; “{se girl}, that's not funny.” still laughing throw an apology out and say “"it's really not funny”
Then as we turn the corner, she says “ewe, he made a stinky”.
I admit; laughter didn't stop.
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Sharing ice cubes, mouth swap. Yuck.
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The nice moment before the screaming started, backpack was thrown, and nothing said would quiet her.
Peace was officially disturbed.
(She was tired and didn’t want to go any farther).
It was a long hike back down the trail.
And needless to say we did not see any sign of wildlife, unless you count our own little angry bear.
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Sweet {boy} James
James: I love my baby brother, he is the cutest.
James: I love my older sister, she is so pretty.
James: I love my little sister, she is...
...he tried.
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Any time is a good time to Barter.
Audrey via message: Mom, can you send me a picture of Turbo.
(My evil thought: If you take out the trash)
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The poo sprite makes its daily visit.
The mystery of the un-flushed toilet.
No one ever forgets to flush, but it is always not flushed.
Hmm.. Someone left a floater.
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The fascination with the ability to pee anywhere.
Me: James! What ARE you doing?
James: Claire told me to.
Me: Claire told you to pee in the middle of the yard?
James: She wanted me to pee there, so I did.
Me: {smack my forehead, roll eyes} You don't have to do everything she says.
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I’m giving you a wedgie.
My mom trying to tell James she is spiking his hair. Wedgie…that’s the same as spike…err, close enough.
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