Aight I'm back again

Levi’s little girl is a young lady at 21. She’s strong, capable and beautiful. She’s also a top soldier in Mike’s squad. That said, both men are very protective of her, ESPECIALLY Levi. Also Reader should be taller than him now lol. One night Erwin sees her coming out of a room that isn’t hers. In fact it’s a GUY’S room. She has messy hair, smeared lipstick and ruffled clothes... “Please for the love of God don’t tell them, Uncle Erwin”. Up to you how it ends!

C/n: oh Y/n. Whyyyyyy? Lol. Thanks for requesting and I hope that you enjoy🤍

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Caught. (Levi x Reader; Uncle Mike; Uncle Ervy)

If you wanted real life proof that you were becoming old, look at your kid.

Y/n was already 21 and all of her protectors hated it. Especially Levi. Not that he wasn’t happy that she’s a strong, young woman who can fight just like him, she just wasn’t his baby anymore. Although she was a great fighter, the Levi squad was filled so she went to her Uncle Mike’s squad. Needless to say, Mike got an earful from Levi the day before she got registered with him.

“You don’t let her out of your sight, you giant. If she gets hurt under your command, I’m coming for you. This isn’t the Underground anymore, I’ll make sure I kill you this time.”

Mike wasn’t scared, he would rather die then let anything happen to young Y/n, but Levi’s words did sit on his mind for a while. Even though Y/n was in Mike’s squad, she always had dinner with Levi. She’s talk about her day and tell him all the things she did while he listened to her.

During assemblies, Y/n stood next to Levi and he absolutely hated how tall she had become. To think she out of all people would betray him like this. She was so tall, she sometimes rested her chin on his head. “Get off, Y/n.”

“But you’re so comfy. A perfect height to rest.” She smiles and closes her eyes and he scoffs but lifts up a hand to ruffle her hair.

It’s been a full six months since Y/n was in a squad and she was doing amazingly well. Top of her squad and if she worked a bit harder, she’s make second-in charge. Erwin was reading her file and smiled. Little girl Y/n wasn’t a little girl anymore. Sighing, he gets up to stretch and heads out to get a warm cup of coffee before heading to bed.

He walked into the kitchen, made his special sleepy blend coffee and headed back to his office. But as he did, he saw a figure, similar to Y/n’s, come out of a room and walk towards him. Weird. Y/n’s room was in the other side next to Levi’s. When the figure came into view, it was definitely her. But not normal.

Her hair was all messed up, her lips bruised and purple marks all on her neck. She was too busy fiddling with her shirt and she bumped into his chest. “Oof. Sorry about tha- Uncle Ervy!” She shouts and quickly covers herself. “Y/n. What are doing here?” He asks as he inspects her face. “Did you get hurt? Why are your lips bruised? And what are these marks?”

Y/n bites her lips and turns around to look at the room she came out of. “Oh please let a Titan eat me right now.” She mumbles to herself and faces Erwin. “I..have been kinda..seeing somebody. I just came out of his room.” She shyly says and Erwin’s eyes widen. “Oh.” He says and Y/n looks up at him.

“Please don’t tell them, Uncle Ervy. They’ll kill me!” She begs and holds onto his shirt as she cries. “No. Oh dear. Y/n, hey don’t cry. There’s nothing to be ashamed about. Look at me.” He tilts her chin up and wipes her tears away.

“It is completely normal for this to happen. Yes, it’s weird seeing our little Y/n all grown up but that’s life. And I won’t tell Mike and Levi, especially Levi, but you are going to have to tell them some day. What if Levi wants to talk to you and finds that you’re not in your room? He’d turn the whole castle upside down!” That finally made Y/n chuckle.

“And listen to me. Remember that talk we had when you were younger? About…sex and consent?” She nods. “Make sure that whoever this guy is respects you. Don’t forget, Y/n. I’m the commander and I’ll make him magically “disappear”.”

“Uncle Ervy!” She giggles and Erwin hugs her. “Now go to bed. You got a big day tomorrow.” He kisses the top of her head and sends her to her room while he goes to his office. “Just why does Y/n have to be so grown?”

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The next day, Y/n told Mike first. He was understanding and gave her some life lessons. Typical. But Levi. He was a whole different situation.

She sat with him in his office, waiting for him to finish with the paperwork he got earlier. Once he finish write, he dropped his pen and looked at her. “What is it, brat? You look constipated.” Levi notes and Y/n chuckles softly, Levi seeing the tension disappear from her shoulders.

“I’m not. My bowel movements are quite fine, thank you very much.” She says back and he smiles. “Now what’s been having you so tense lately?” Y/n rubs the back of her neck.

“Caught that huh?” He nods.

“Well, Levi. I…” she sighs and thinks. “I..have been seeing someone. He is in Hange’s squad and he’s really nice. Uncle Mike and Uncle Ervy already know since I wanted to tell you last. But, he’s a really good guy. He likes me and I like him too. I- Levi?” She stops to see him get up and go to his door.

“Where are you going?”

“What’s this boys name, Y/n?”

Y/n widens her eyes. “No, Levi. Don’t do anything! See this is why I was scared of telling you.” She sighs and looks away. Levi looks back at her and leaves his hand that was on the door-handle. He walks over to her and hugs her, placing her head on his chest. “Sorry. I overreacted.” He whispers and kisses her head. “Yeah, you did.”

“Levi, I’m not a kid anymore. I can handle myself. But I have respect for you so you needed to know. Trust me, okay?” He sighs and holds her tighter. “Yeah. I do trust you. But if that boy does anything, I swear-“

“I know. You’d kill him.”

“Not so easily. Gotta get Hange involved too.”

“No!”

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“Sing me a lullaby.”

🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤

-Caddy.

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Wide Receiver Faceoff: Metcalf vs. McLaurin

Metcalf vs. McLaurin in @FF_DownUnder's first installment of his wide receiver face-off series.

Welcome to the first installment of my wide receiver faceoff series. The premise is simple. Take two players who have posted similar production and hold similar value, and determine who the preferable dynasty asset is moving forward. 

First up: DeKaylin Zecharius Metcalf vs. Terry “F1” McLaurin

The 2019 rookie wide receiver class appears to have been loaded. When it is all said and done, this…

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Yall can't tell me he doesn't look like he gives the most toe curling, piss drenching, school shooter murder, ass itching, tongue clicking head ever

Cooper when they first met Zecharius

Hello! I see your requests are open lol. May I ask for a child reader fluff story? I know in the original she was afraid of Miche because of how big he was (which I think is genius and adorable). Could you please write a story about how she got over her fear? I'd like to think after she stopped being scared she would wrestle with the big, blonde bear lol. I'd love some goofy Uncle Miche. 🥰 Thanks!

C/n: this child reader is one of my favorite to write. Thanks for requesting and I hope that you enjoy🤍

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Giant Wrestling. (Mike & Child!Reader)

Y/n’s “fear” of her giant uncle started to disappear as she got used to him. Although he was the tallest and the biggest man in the Survey Corps, not to mention Humanity’s Second Strongest, he was easily the most gentle when it came to little Y/n.

He adored the girl and he wanted to be the best uncle to her as he could and if that meant taking baby steps on earning her trust, then so be it. It started off with him offering her snacks during the day. Mike was a big foodie, especially dessert, so whenever he bought pastries, he bought multiple different types for baby Y/n to try.

Y/n always stuck with Levi, as she felt the most safe with him, so when Mike offered her sweets, she’d look at Levi for approval. He’d nod and she’d carefully take it from Mike. “What do we say, Y/n?” Levi asks her and she looks at Mike with doey eyes. “Thank you.” She softly says and munches on her puff pastry. Mike smiles. “You’re welcome, Y/n.”

Mike even helped her play with her dolls. Sure she was more comfortable with Erwin but she didn’t shut Mike out. His efforts weren’t in vain as one day, she climbed onto his lap and played with her doll. Mike didn’t end up leaving Levi’s office that whole night just because Y/n fell asleep on him.

That was years ago and for a while Y/n called him Uncle Sweets until she got used to using his actual name. Now, she loved to mess with him. She played pranks on him by swapping his shirts with the cadets ones to see his reaction to his clothes shrink. Draw on his face when he fell asleep and the best one:

Wrestling with him.

Y/n was athletic. Being trained by Levi came in handy as she started to try and bring Mike down. She’d run and jump onto him and wrap her legs around his back and try to take him to the ground. He’d sometimes let her win and fall to the ground just to see her laugh.

The wrestling happened on a daily basis. Whether it’s in the Mess Hall, outside or even in his office, Y/n loved to fight with Mike. They even started fighting in Erwin’s office and when Y/n was immobile, Mike would plop on top of her and “crush” her.

“Mike! Get off, you big bear!!” She’d scream, laughing. “I’m a bear? Okay, I’ll just hibernate here then.” He says and relaxes on her. Levi walked into this scene when he had papers to give Erwin. “What the hell?” He asks and Mike looks up to see him. “I’m tired. I’m gonna sleep right here.” He says and Y/n screams into his chest.

“Is Y/n under there?! You’d crush her, you titan!” Levi say but he sees Y/n’s hand stick out on one side of Mike with a thumbs up. “I’m alright!” She says, voice muffled. Mike smiles but suddenly, he feels Y/n’s knees and arms on his torso and she flips him over. She lays both her legs on his stomach as she lays on the floor. “I win!” She says and puts her fist in the air. “What?! I won, fair and square.” Mike says. “No way! I did!”

As the two argue over the victory, Levi and Erwin watch stunned that Y/n even flipped the man over like it was nothing. “Are you sure she isn’t a blood-Ackerman?” Erwin asks and Levi nods his head. “But I’m starting to doubt that now.”

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“The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.”

🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤

-Caddy.

Mike, Erwin and Captain Yami are the sole reason I have a size kink.

My Sweetheart.(A Levi x Reader Oneshot)

I found this writing prompt on Pinterest but you can find writing.prompt.s on Instagram.

𝖶𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌: 2.5𝗄

It’s been years since high school. You left everything behind in Sina and moved to London to pursue your art career and it took off. But now after your art had all been successfully sold and some displayed in art museums, you decided to move back home to teach art at Sina College.

You didn’t come back empty handed. Hange, your close friend who you met in London, landed a job here as well. So, making things easier you offered to share an apartment with her and she agreed.

“So, are you going to hang up your art like how you did in London?” Hange asks and you shake your head. “Nah. I’m not so narcissistic.” You say and place a box on the floor. “Narcissistic? Your art is beautiful and deserves to be displayed!” She shouts and you laugh. “Thanks for the compliment, Han. But after the gallery did so good back there and everything got sold, I have to make some more.” You explain and walk into the kitchen with Hange following close behind. “Yeah. I wonder who bought all of those paintings. They paid double the price, isn’t it?” She asks and you nod. “I wish I could’ve met them. Whoever they are to thank them. They technically saved me from going bankrupt.” You joke. ”Oh! That reminds me. Can you run down to the store and get some snacks? I’m starving here!” Hange holds her stomach in mock hunger. “Ugh. Now I need to change. I was going to the store anyway, but I need to run down to the bank to withdraw some cash.” You say and head to your room to put on some reasonable clothes and grab your bag on the way out.

Luckily, your apartment was set in a very convenient location from the mall, small stores and banks. It really was a jackpot apartment. Walking into the bank, you stand in the cue and wait. Playing on your phone and listening to music, you see the line started to move. When you came up to the counter, you remove your earphones and look at the girl behind the glass. “Hi there. I came to make a withdrawal.” You say and take out your bank details and card. “How much do you-..” “EVERYONE HANDS UP! DON’T MOVE!” You hear and turn around to see men with black masks on with guns in their hands, aiming it around. Oh great. I’m going to die, you think and look at the people. One of them moved past you and you carefully moved your hands up. On their right arms, they had white and blue wings patched into it. Some sort of gang? Another masked man, caught your eye and you could see his eyes widen and started to panic. “Yo! Roll out.” He says, still looking at you. “What?! Why?! We didn’t even get the money!” One says and looks at his leader. “That’s her. We can’t do this while she’s here. Don’t aim at her. MOVE OUT!” The leader says and runs away while others look at you, while lowering their guns. They turned around and headed out of the bank, leaving everyone in shock and looking at you. You exhale a breath you didn’t even know you were holding and hold your chest. “Who are you?” Someone asks you. You look at them, still in shock. “Just an ordinary person.” You say, breathing heavily. “Well, you just saved our lives and the bank from getting robbed.” They say and you furrow your eyebrows. What the hell?

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“So they just left?! Just like that?!?” Hange yells out and grabs your shoulders. “Yeah. It was so weird.” She hugs you, squeezing you a bit. “I’m so glad that your okay!” She says and you pat her back. “Yeah. I’m fine. But I still don’t know what to think.” You say and sip your whiskey. You think of the situation and those patches. “Hange.” You call her and she hums. “They had this symbol. A white wing overlapping a blue one. Any idea?” You ask and she taps her chin before going to her laptop. You leave her to do her thing as you hear the clicking of keys. “Come here. And check this out.” Hange says and you walk to her, sitting on the arm of the sofa. You look at her laptop screen. “This symbol is the Wings of Freedom. It’s a symbol of the crime syndicate called “Titan’s of Death”. Ugh, scary.” Hange says and you scroll down. Members were over one thousand and they were everywhere but most were situated here in Sina. “It says here people who don’t pose a threat to the Titans are on a No Harm list. The list isn’t revealed to protect the identity of them but it’s said to have only a few names. Y/n! What if your name was on there?!” Hange shouts and you scoff. “Why would my name be there? I’ve never heard of these people before.” You say and cross your arms. Hange scrolls further and comes across the leader of the group. You had left the sofa to go get your whiskey from the counter when Hange spoke up. “Do you know a “Levi Ackerman”?” You stop dead in your tracks and look at her. Levi? No it can’t be. “Do you have a picture of him?” You ask and she nods her head motioning to the laptop. You walk slowly to her and look at the laptop. There he was. Levi. The boy who had your heart all these years. Your high school sweetheart. “Levi.” You whisper and touch his picture. He kept the undercut. His face had lost his little baby fat he had when he was younger and became chiseled. He looked so handsome. You smile a bright smile while blushing furiously. “Y/n! Who is he to you?! He’s making you blush and it’s just his picture!” You look up to her, still smiling brightly. “He’s an...while I can’t say ex. But we dated back in high school. We ended things because I had to move ASAP to London and he couldn’t come with me. But, God I loved him. It broke the both of us when we had to leave.” You recall the memory.

It was sad. That was the only time you had seen Levi cry and just thinking about his face like that made you ache. “Why didn’t you two keep in touch?” Hange asks and looks back at his photo. “We tried. But life had other plans for us. His social media disappeared and numbers changed. Mine did too and once I lost his number I couldn’t find him again.” You explain, while staring at his photo. “Maybe it’s because he became the leader of this place and couldn’t risk having his number everywhere.” Hange reasons with you and you agree. “Yeah. Seems about right.” You sniffle and wake up while holding your cheeks. All of the memories that you had with him came flooding back in and all of the love you had for him clouded your mind and heart. You turn to Hange and smile. “Where is the Titan of Death’s headquarters?” You ask and Hange looks through the page. “Oh. It’s right here. Downtown though. Oof. Dangerous. Wait. Don’t tell me..” “Yes, Hange. I’m going to see him.”

Later that night, you logged into your old iCloud account, the one you had in highschool. It was filled with old pictures of your friends from back there and...Levi. You two went out for two years. Although it may seem a short time to others, to the both of you, it felt like eternity. You chuckle at all the funny pictures you took with him. One where he stayed over for the first time, while he slept, you drew all over his face. There was another one where you both were sharing a coke with two straws. You had yours in your mouth and looked at the camera while Levi had his in his mouth and looked at you. That was a good day. You go back to your browser and look at the opened tab with Levi’s picture. For a 25 year old, he didn’t look a day over 21. The Ackerman gene, huh? You smile at what he will think seeing you after all these years. You were very confident in seeing him again. After transferring some photos to your current phone, you go to bed but only slept two hours later since you were so excited. So you drifted into a dreamless sleep after thinking about Levi.

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Waking up a bit earlier than usual, you pick out a good outfit and smile. You couldn’t stop smiling because that’s the effect this boy had on you. He made you feel so happy and safe and loved, which made you think about what would have happened if you didn’t break up. If he moved with you to London. Both of you would probably be married by now. But snapping out of that thought and jumping the gun, you head out of your room to see Hange watching TV. You stand in front of it and show off your outfit. “What do you think? Too much?” You ask and Hange squeals. “Oh, Y/n! It’s perfect. I still can’t believe your ex is a mafia boss.” She says and you laugh. “Me neither. But I have to see him again. I never knew how much I missed him until I saw his picture. Now send me the directions and I’ll see you later, Han.” You say and wink at her. “Stay safe. Take pepper spray please.” She says and you show off your can. Heading to your car, your phone dings with Hange’s tone. You see she sent the directions and you skip to your car. Levi.

Driving with the GPS on, you head into downtown Sina. You had never been here and you remember Levi saying all those years ago that you should never head there alone. Well, too late now baby. A lot of people walked around openly with their guns in their hands or holsters. You weren’t afraid. If you were in Levi’s ‘No Harm’ list, you were sorted. You have arrived at your destination. You hear your GPS say and you look at the big ass gate. It was black with a whole lotta cameras and whole lotta guards. Rolling down your window, you look at the camera and at the guards. One of them walked to you. “What business do you have at the Ackerman mansion?” He asks and you clear your throat. “H-hello there. I’m Y/n L/n. Levi is…” You get cut off by the man shouting. “She’s good. Let her in!” He turns back to you and smiles. You smile back and thank him. You drive to the house and park next to another car. Hopping out, a tall man waits for you. You walk up the stairs and the man greets you. “Hello, Ms L/n. I’m Mike Zecharius. The Boss would see you shortly. He’s in a meeting right now, so please, head inside to the main lounge while you wait.” He explains and you smile. “Nice to meet you, Mike. Thank you.” You say and walk into the house and wow. Was this place huge. It was a combination of white, black and grey. But mostly white. So Levi. You walk into, what you hoped was, the main langue and looked around. The walls had paintings and you furrow your eyebrows. Making your way around the big room, you realized: these were your paintings. Most of your work was proudly displayed here. Oh. Levi. It was you. You think and bit your lip to suppress a giggle. The one that caught your eye was the one that was in the middle of the wall. It was one of the first ones you painted which you had gifted Levi for his birthday. It was painted on black paper while you used only white paint. It was two albino peacocks by a lake, one had their head on the others with the words, “ ‘We Loved With a Love That Was More Than Love.’- Edgar Allen Poe.” You smile at the memory and the message that was written behind it. “Happy birthday & Merry Christmas, Levi” you start to say while running your hand on the frame, “My days have been so much happier since you entered my life. Thank you. It’s you, because..” “Because no one else makes sense.” You heard a voice complete the message and you turn around to see him. Standing there, with his full black suit and his hair in the same style from all those years ago. You smile so much and you could feel tears form but quickly wipe them away. “Levi..” you whisper and he smiles back to you. “Y/n.” He says and walk to you. You’re so overwhelmed by happiness that you just hide your face in your hands. You felt him right in front of you and you look up from your hands to be met with the sight of his chest. God, he smells so good. You feel his hand on your cheek and you look up at his face. He looked so much better in person. “Hello, sweetheart.” He says and you smile. “I-, oh my gosh. Levi. It’s you. It’s really you.” You say and move your hands around his neck and hug him. You tuck your face in his neck and smile. “It’s me.” He simply says and hugs you tighter.

You pull away from him, but still in his embrace and sigh. “What happened? I lost all contact with you.” You say and he moves a stray hair behind your ear. “It’s such a long story, Y/n.” Levi says. “How about you tell me over dinner?” You say and he raises his eyebrow and smirks. “Dinner? I can make that happen. Tonight? 8?” He asks and you nod. “Wait. Yesterday, at the bank..” you start to say and he smiles softly. “When I became the leader here, I was given the option of a ‘No Harm’ list. Your name was the first one I wrote down.” He says softly and you smile. “Oh, Levi.” You smile and look at him. As you were about to say something again, both of you were interrupted. “Boss, sorry to disturb. But there’s an urgent call for you.” One of his men say and he scoffs. “Tch. Alright. I’ll be there just now. Tell them to wait.” He says and looks back at you. “I’m sorry. But dinner..” “I’ll see you at 8.” You say and start to walk away but stop suddenly and bite your lip. You turn back and walk up to him and kiss his cheek. “Call me, okay?” You say and place a card into his pocket. Levi nods and watches you walk away while grazing his finger along his cheek. He could still feel your warm lips on them. He takes out the card and looks at it.

Y/n L/n Arts.

xxx-xxx-xxxx

Xoxo

He smiles softly and puts it in his inside pocket. Levi never wanted a day to go faster than right now. He had to let you go 7 years ago and he’s not going to make that mistake again.

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“I live for Mafia Levi.”

🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤

-Caddy.