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dailycharacteroption · 8 months

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Geomancer (Pathfinder Second Edition Archetype)

(art by Rafael Batista da Silva on Artstation)

And here we are following up with yet another geomancer in another edition of the game!

Like the previous subject, this mystic draws power from the terrain itself, but since it’s open to any spellcasting class, it does not automatically retain much of the esoteric aesthetic it had when it was part of the occultist class.

Additionally, this version is much more about enhancing the caster’s preexisting spells than it is about granting new spells or abilities based on terrain type, though there is a bit of the latter there too.

Indeed, whether they are primal casters tapping into the land, arcane or occult casters drawing upon ley lines, or divine casters asking their nature-themed deity to intervene in a thematic way, the power of these geomancers changes with the terrain they stride upon, though they can change things up as well in their own way, as we’ll see below.

The basic dedication to this archetype grants their iconic ability, allowing them to choose to attune to the terrain if it matches up with an aspect of a spell they are casting. By doing so, they gain additional effects, some which aid them, others which hinder foes they target with the spell or that are otherwise nearby. These include water spells granting enhanced movement in aquatic environs; icy spells using the arctic chill to coat foes in ice and slow them; fiery spells using the dry heat of the desert to dehydrate foes; plant spells conjuring vines and roots to hinder foes in the forest; earth spells drawing upon the might of the mountain to harden your flesh; plant spells in plains drawing upon nearby life to bolster your own vitality; air spells in the sky giving you a little push with the wind; plant spells in swamps venting toxic fumes on foes; and finally, earth spells in the underground enhancing your senses.

However, sometimes a geomancer’s spell selection or needed spells don’t match the terrain. As such, some learn to cheat the attunement by casting a spell of another aspect and using the residual spell energies to bolster spells of the same type as if they were in the correct terrain in the near future.

Not content to keep such power to themselves, some geomancers learn to grant the benefits of their magics to a nearby ally as well.

Just as they draw upon the landscape, they can also push back to manipulate it, setting up a stance which causes local terrain to become difficult for all others. Ice becomes slippery, undergrowth springs up, rocks become jagged, loose, and uneven, and so on.

Meanwhile, many can use their attunement to part and smooth terrain they themselves travel through, striding with confidence.

Some learn to draw vitality from the land itself, even more so if they are also tapping into the plains attunement at the same time!

Others learn to truly read the land, learning a great deal from it the magical energies coursing through it.

With a mighty blow to the ground, some geomancers can make the earth around them shift and upend, potentially sending foes stumbling.

Gaining protection from the terrain is another common ability, as the terrain shifts to block incoming blows on occasion.

Among the most powerful of these mystics can draw upon the power of the terrain to offload some of the burden of casting their next spell to the landscape itself, letting them cast their attuned spell faster than normal.

Depending on how far and wide your travels go in your campaign, this archetype can work well with either a focused sort of spellcaster or one that taps into a diverse array of elements and magics. With that in mind, you can tap very lightly into the archetype to just get the benefits of the dedication, or you can go whole hog for a caster that can control the battlefield while moving freely and even gain some healing and information utility as well. Much like 1E’s occultist geomancer, the more you invest in the archetype, the more you’ll get out of it. Of course, this archetype is only available to spellcasters, and arcane and primal seem to be the best choices for sheer variety of keywords associated with the different terrains, but I’m certain that an enterprising player can make it work with other sorts of casters.

I feel like these geomancers, regardless of discipline, have a lot to share with each other about the mysteries of the earth itself and the power it can offer. Perhaps there are symposiums about the subject, or maybe geomancy is relegated to esoteric texts rarely considered by the mainstream magical community?

The party has been seeking a confluence of ley lines to restore a magic artifact, but they are not the only ones seeking it. Indeed, they are currently being tailed by a zebub, and the accuser devil relays this information to it’s diabolic masters so that they might use it to open a stable portal to their foul realm.

Though his mastery of the wizardry arts is well-known, Vegizbar has long eluded witch hunters due to his atypical mastery of magic that manipulates and taps into the terrain. Indeed, some of his pursuers wonder if he has some sort of druidic accomplice.

Orcs have a long-standing shamanistic tradition known as Earthsinging, in which they invoke the secrets of the earth through their stories and songs, not only for the object lessons they convey, but also in the power they can draw from the landscape when needed. According to them, this power is a gift from the spirits of the world in exchange for letting their voices be heard.

#pathfinder second edition #archetype #geomancer #zebub #accuser devil #orc #Secrets of Magic

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nikishroommain · 5 months

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Some art I’ve been working on!

First two characters belong to @wolfeshotel

#wolfe’s hotel #project #my art #project!!#voice acting #voice actors #henry mcsanity #d the dragon #Kazu #Kazuko ZeBub

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xnoctifers-eveningx · 6 months

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Lord Baʿal 𐎅𐎄

O' Mighty Thunderer Baʿal !

He who conquered Death,

Who casts divine bolts through the Heavens,

Who battled the fierce Sea !

O' Great Lord Baʿal !

He who brings blessings to the lands and stillness to the seas,

Who rides the clouds to wreak havoc under His stormy might,

Bless me with your fierce protection !

Guide me so that I may grow into a powerful, fierce warrior just as you !

O' Lord Baʿal, Great Radiant Bull,

Your name is Heaven.

#Lord Ba'al #𐎅𐎄 #Ba'al Zebub #mesopotamian #altarboard #devotional #near eastern religion

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theotheradversary · 3 months

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Oh? Someone interested, i was kinda taking my time on it (figured good old "Baʿal Zebub" would nice, since The Ghost Project mentions that name in a few of their songs)

But I'll stop plodding along and put a bit of speed in. Oh. Did you know that chatgpt is pretty much the bees knees when it comes to researching very specific topics? It'll help here, but the bulk of it will be reading/examining scanned in images, texts and other data for additional specific details to this particular General of Hell (yay! I get to talk about the Batman multiverse! That shit is crazy when it comes to hell. . And pretty damn accurate in some parts).

So.... Comeback later. Dunno when later will be. Got a few projects and a house to move going on. So I'll just the house to move first. Hell, later.

#the band ghost #ghost #Baʿal Zebub #Generals of Hell #Demonology #Life has got me snowed under. please best with me #come back later

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death-rebirth-senshi · 7 months

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I keep going back and forth on whether I think the problem with Bayo 3 is that it was trying too hard to be a movie, like on the one hand I think that's an absolutely INSANE take (see: the entire Jeanne mini game) and consider most issues I have with Bayonetta to be like. This is definitely a love letter to video games as a medium this and that bit just sucks.

(If you are not a Bayonetta fan, you may not know that say cutscenes that last a million years are part and parcel of the experience. In general, seeing so many takes about Bayo 3 from people who aren't really Bayonetta fans has been difficult, you people understand nothing)

On the other hand fully they just wanted a scene where Gomorrah fights an army (the French army specifically idk if that's relevant) for no particular reason

#like if you don't get space harrier and route 666 you don't get it.#but also I don't like space harrier or route 666.#and I find both less obtrusive than a lot of Bayo 3.#I do feel like. Baal Zebub isn't a rhythm game right? Like it's not at all rhythm based?#idk.#the game's plot just kind of sucks in a way not entirely unlike what's wrong with some marvel movies #but that's not like. THE core issue of the game I feel. That it's trying to be like a movie.#it's just. not as tight a video game as Bayo 1 is #which is also true of bayo 2.#audio cue woes.#no one ever cares about the battle grunts in Bayo 1 being unique for each space in the combi #so you could easily always know where you are.

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abomnibus · 1 year

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03.14.2023

Romanticism of the Writer and the Writing.

#written by Vincent #edited by Ba'al-zebub #poetry #conceptum #rb friendly

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inkh10 · 1 year

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my beloved beast of a troll, BEEZ?! Also known as Ba'al Zebub, LORD OF THE FLIES, and/or embodiment of envy. Because everyone has a biblical interpretation of some sort of angelic/demonic character.

Mine just has to be a a giant, heavy troll of a demon who's primary goal in life is to find a chair that can hold his massive weight (he physically weighs more than the earth itself, *jazz hands* MAGIC as to how he manages to walk around above/below earth). His only form of clothing is a living parasite of molten gold that is actively trying to consume him (and anything he touches, at any given time).

#digital art #biblical fanart #LORD OF THE FLIES #BEEZ?!#Bees...?#demon character #Ba'al Zebub #High Prince of Hell #BROTHER to Lucifer #demon royalty #rp character #character sheet #digital drawing #digital artist #digital painting #artists on tumblr #demonic character #original character

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propalitet · 2 years

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So christians took gods of ancient mesopotamia and turned them into...demons in christian theology..gross

#Baal-Zebub deserves better #op

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moviesandmania · 5 months

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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA (2022) Reviews of Bill Zebub's newest

‘This is not a parody!!!’ Texas Chainsaw Mascara is a 2022 American horror film in which New Yorkers visit the Lone Star State to go sightseeing. Unfortunately, their car breaks down but a young woman offers them her home as a refuge. Upon arrival, their Northern prejudices clash with the Southerners. Written, produced, photographed, directed, edited and scored by Bill Zebub (Dickless Zombies;…

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#2022 #Bill Zebub #Dani Bliss #Heather Beck #horror #movie film #review reviews #Texas Chainsaw Mascara #trailer

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tyrantisterror · 3 months

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Who's THE Devil?

You know, from, like, The Bible?

One of the things the various takes on Hell more or less agree on is that there is one demon among the legions of Hell who more or less reigns supreme - The Devil with a capital The. What they rarely agree on, however, is which devil that is. So, for funsies, let's look at all the candidates for The Devil, shall we?

Belial

The concept of demons arguably predates Abrahamic religions, at least if we take it at its most nebulous definition of "supernatural people from an Other world who are somewhat antagonistic toward humanity." But the more specific and probably more familiar version of them began with The Book of Enoch, one of many texts that were deemed non-canonical by Christians yet still holds a great deal of influence on Christianity as a whole. It's an extended account of the Noah story, positing that a group of angels rebelled against heaven because they wanted to sleep with mortal women, and created a race of giant half-human half-angel offspring called the Nephilim (Goliath, of David and Goliath fame, was one of the nephilim). God wasn't happy with this, and sent the rebel angels to a fiery pit before killing most of the nephilim with the big ol' flood (though Goliath's lineage survived somehow I guess).

It's not quite how most people picture the War in Heaven and rebellion of the angels, but it's nonetheless where that story started, and that makes it important. This is the first take on what would become the classic origin story for demons and Hell itself. And who is the leader of the rebel angels in this story? Why our good friend Belial, of course. Belial would remain a prominent demon from hereafter, but despite having the earliest claim for the crown of The Devil, Belial has not remained the frontrunner in the race, and is generally demoted to just being a high ranking demon, rather than the Highest ranking one.

2. Beelzebub

I've talked about Beelzebub before and I don't want to spend too much time rehashing that post, so brief recap: Beelzebub began as a mean nickname for a god from a rival religion to Judaism who was named Baal Zebul, which means Lord of the Heavenly Place. Baal Zebub, by contrast, means "Lord of the Flies." Eventually Baalzebub becomes Beelzebub and, divorced from the original context of its creation, becomes a character in his own right, being a prominent demon. And because Beelzebub appeared in a lot of texts, many of them very old as demonology go, he became a major competitor for the title of The Devil, and remains so to this day. I think it's partly because the name "Beelzebub" is really fun to say, but the sheer history and volume of demonology texts portraying him as a big, powerful devil also help. In the rare stories where Beelzebub appears but does not get to be The Devil, he's still portrayed as fairly high ranking, with both Milton's Paradise Lost and Marlowe's Faust making him The Devil's right hand demon, second in command of Hell. So even when he loses the crown, Beelzebub takes home a good silver medal

3. Asmodeus

Asmodeus is another of our "predates Christianity" demons, right up there with Beelzebub and Belial, and as far as I can tell from what I've read he was originally intended to be The Devil rather than just a devil. It's kind of right there in the name - "deus" means god, so Asmodeus having that name marks him as a demon who thinks himself equal to God.

(well, ok, there's some debate about the full origin of his name, with some arguing the "deus" part was originally a play on "deva," which in turn is loosely translated as... demon. The fact that Asmodeus's name is pronounced/spelled differently to a preposterous degree is part of why the water is so muddy - Asmoday, Asmodai, Asmodee, Osmodeus, it goes on and on)

One of his better claims to the crown comes from the story of Solomon - you know, the wise king who told people to cut babies in half. Solomon's less canonical feats include enslaving a shitload of demons to build a temple for him by way of the rite of exorcism, using a magic ring and the power of Christ to compel the damned to do manual labor for him. Asmodeus is specifically stated to be the strongest demon he summons in part because he is the King of all Demons, i.e. The Devil - and the other demons weep at the sight of their king being reduced to a slave by mortal hands.

Why is this a strong claim? Because the story of Solomon in turn inspired The Lesser Key of Solomon, a text about using the rite of exorcism to summon and use demons to do your bidding. The Lesser Key of Solomon includes the Ars Goetia, which is basically a big ol' bestiary of demons, and where many of your favorite pop culture demons - like, say, Stolas the owl guy - come from. Being the King of all demons in the story that inspired one of the more thorough and exhaustive lists of demons and their hierarchies should count for a lot.

There's one other great claim to fame Asmodeus has in his favor. While not directly named in Dante's The Divine Comedy, the description Dante gives of Satan's physical appearance matches with the most popular descriptions of Asmodeus - in particular, his three heads, one of which is yellow, one red, and one black. Granted, it'd be more of a smoking gun if one of those heads was a bull and the other a goat, but they're all very ogre-like, so I still think it stands. Dante's Devil is, more likely than not, Asmodeus, and that's a BIG point in Asmodeus's favor.

4. Hades/Pluto

Ok, so, a great deal of the Old Testament was originally written in Greek, and the New Testament was written in Latin, both of which happened when belief in the Olympian Gods was pretty strong. As such, the word "Hades" appears in the Bible a lot when talking about the place where dead people go, though it probably wasn't meant to literally be the same underworld as that in Greco-Roman mythology. Probably.

But because Christianity was spread primarily by the Roman empire once they converted to Christianity, and because Europe ended up getting a centuries-long case of stockholm syndrome for the Roman Empire that involved many people in power declaring that Greco-Roman mythology was super important literature and Latin was the language of God Himself, there is a good chunk of Biblical apocrypha that treats the use of Hades as, well, a literal crossover of sorts. Which is to say that Hades the god is sometimes treated as, like, a figure in Christianity, generally a demon specifically. And because he's, you know, Hades, from, like, The Odyssey, people feel he needs to be prominent. I mean, Hades RULED the underworld in Greek mythology, so if we're stealing him for Christian folklore, he should at least be in upper management, right?

The strongest case for Hades being The Devil comes from The Book of Revelation, one of the few books in the Bible that actually contributes to demonology (despite what people tell you, demons really don't show up in the Bible that much - most of what we think of as iconic demon lore come from non-canonical works). You know the four horsemen of the apocalypse? War, Famine, Plague, and Death, right? HA, WRONG! It's Conquest, War, Famine, and Pestilence & Death, you fake horseman fan. Well, anyway the line that introduces Death/Pestilence & Death ends with "And Hell followed with him." Except, no, not really, because the specific word used is... Hades. "And Hades followed with him." Which, depending on how you want to interpret the line, could very well mean a literal, King of the Underworld Hades.

Of course, the problem with using Revelation as proof is that Revelation itself is pretty unclear on who's leading the forces of evil. Is it the Seven-Headed dragon who's cast out of Heaven at the beginning of the end of the world? Is it the seven headed leopard monster that the dragon gives his crown to? Is it the monster who crawls out of the ground to speak for the seven-headed leopard with the voice of a dragon? Is it Hades? Is it God, the one who's allowing all this violent shit to happen and frequently sending his angels to make it way fucking worse? Who can say.

So, while it's not super common, there are more than a few works where The Devil is none other than Hades himself. Disney... might not have been completely off the mark, I guess?

While I think Hades's claim is pretty weak, I should note that one of the works that puts a LOT of Greek mythology into Hell is none other than Dante's The Divine Comedy. 70% of the demons in Dante's Hell are just Greek monsters, with the remaining few being Asmodeus and some OC demons he made up with portmanteu names a la Pokemon. Notably, Hades is one of those demonized Greek figures - presented as the Judge who decides where in Hell sinners end up based on their crimes. He's not The Devil, though, so while Dante kind of helps Hades's case, he also kind of ends up making a counter argument to it.

5. Abaddon/Apollyon

Ok, so, the word "abaddon" is used in some texts to refer to Hell, and sometimes it's personified as well. It literally means "ruin." Well, in time, Abaddon is personified and become a demon, which should feel like a familiar story to you by this point. And because Abaddon can also literally be Hell itself, it's only natural that some stories posit Abaddon the demon as the rule of Hell, much as Hades is the ruler of Hades in Greek mythology. This is Abaddon's big claim, and it's not bad, but it's not super strong. Nonetheless, it was enough for at least one prominent Christian text, Pilgrim's Progress, to make Abaddon (under one of his synonym names, Apollyon) to be The Devil, so we can give him that too.

6. Sheol

The sections of the Bible that are written in Hebrew use the word "Sheol" to refer to the underworld/afterlife rather than Hades. Now, Judaism doesn't have the same Hell as Christianity, or the same concept of Heaven either for that matter, and Sheol is less a place of torment for the damned and more of a waiting room for the dead to hang out in until the Messiah comes.

Nonetheless, Sheol did get personified like Abaddon and Hades, and that personification (which, in some versions, is a batty old lady, which is fun) later became a demon in its own right, and thus, for the same reasons as Abaddon and Hades, has a claim to being The Devil by dint of also being, you know, Hell itself. Not the strongest, most popular claim, no, but a claim nonetheless.

7. Satan

Feels rather obvious, doesn't it? Ok, so, in The Bible, one of the characters who was retconned into being The Devil is the angel in the Book of Job who takes on the title of Satan. In the original context of the story, "Satan" is not a name, but, again, a title - a job title, really, roughly akin to "prosecuting attorney." The Satan in the Book of Job isn't a rebel angel, but an angel whose job is to argue for the opposing view point to make sure everyone is doing the right thing. Less "The Devil" and more "the devil's advocate."

But! Christians fucking LOVE the devil, and they want more devil in their Bible, so many translations treat (the) Satan not as the hard-working servant of God he was originally written as, but as, you know, The Devil, arch-enemy of God and justice. And so Satan becomes synonymous with The Devil, and over time more and more appearances of The Devil give him the name Satan.

I can see an argument for this being the strongest claim, because the sheer amount of works where "Satan" is treated as The name of The Devil is enormous. But I think it's important to note that many of those works actually treat it as a name for the devil, which is to say, not the only name. I guess a lot of modern works think the name is so commonly used that it lacks its punch, and so they have The Devil pull the "I have many names" schtick to sound more imposing.

8. Lucifer

So there's a part of the Bible that talks about a star falling out of Heaven as a sort of metaphor for how people can fall from grace. Well, good ol' King James translated this as not just a falling star, but specifically The Devil himself, giving him the name Lucifer, which means "light-bringer." The King James translation of the Bible is bad in that it's immensely inaccurate, but good in that it's a beautiful piece of poetry in its own right, and since it had the authority of a goddamn king behind it, it quickly became a prominent Christian text and is still the preferred translation of many Christian sects to this day.

So, you know, that's pretty fucking big as claims go. There is one incredibly prominent (if woefully inaccurate) translation of the Bible where Lucifer is The Devil. Kind of hard to fight that one.

But it doesn't end there! I would argue that the most influential origin story for Christian devils, the one that has become ingrained in the cultural consciousness as THE story of the War in Heaven, is Milton's poem Paradise Lost. That's where most of the tropes we associate with The Devil and demons and Hell really come together to form the great devil mythology - well, it and Dante's The Divine Comedy, anyway. You know which name Milton chose for The Devil?

Lucifer.

Well, ok, he also calls Lucifer "Satan" with about equal frequency, but still - Lucifer is The Devil of Paradise Lost. And because of the sheer weight that both Paradise Lost and the King James Bible have in culture, Lucifer has ended up being used as The Devil in countless works since! Not bad for a translation error, right?

While the sheer number and notability of literature that uses Lucifer as The Devil is kind of argument enough for him having the best claim, I'd like to add one more argument in his favor: dramatic irony. I think what draws people to Lucifer is the meaning of his name - "the light-bringer" - and how it contrasts with his role as the king of a pit of darkness and misery. "Light-bringer" is a heroic name, the name of a character who brings hope and joy, which makes it so delicious when it turns out our "light-bringer" is an utter bastard. It's just irresistible, isn't it?

9. Mephistopheles

A good number of demon stories - arguably the majority of them - focus on mortals who make deals with demons and end up damned to Hell for doing it. We call these stories "faustian pacts," and we do that because the most famous story of this kind is the story of Faust, a scientist/alchemist who makes a deal with a devil named Mephistopheles to learn the secrets of the universe and ends up doing a lot of sinning in the process. Since Faust is such a famous and influential story, it only follows that its main devil is frequently viewed as The Devil.

...except

In most versions of Faust, Mephistopheles is not presented as The Devil within the narrative. He's a henchman, a flunkie, with one of the bigger names like Lucifer or Beelzebub pulling the strings. So while there are a number of stories (including a few versions of Faust itself) where Mephistopheles gets to be The Devil, it's far more common for him to be a devil - perhaps a prominent devil, maybe even one of the strongest and a close member of The Devil's inner circle, but rarely the one in charge.

10. Baphomet

Baphomet is a god whose name and appearance was repurposed as a demon by The Church of Satan, and so while I have to admit that is a claim to the crown, I don't think it's a great one. First, nothing about the Church of Satan's belief system is meant to be taken genuinely, with them admitting that they view Satan/Baphomet as a symbol rather than a literal supernatural being they believe in. Second, by rights Baphomet should be allowed to be Baphomet instead of being literally demonized. I honestly think it's better for Baphomet to lose this race than to win it.

11. Iblis

Demons in Islam work differently from demons in Christianity. Rather than being fallen angels, demons are wicked Djinn - a race of people made from fire and smoke rather than ash and dirt like humans. Djinn aren't quite as powerful as angels in Islam, but do have significant supernatural powers that humans lack. Like humans, Djinn have free will and can choose whether to be good or evil - and those that choose to be evil reside in Islam's version of Hell, where they are ruled by Iblis, the first Djinn to choose the wicked path and the ruler of Islam's Hell.

Unlike Christianity, there isn't really any debate on this. Iblis is, for all intents and purposes, the CANONICAL ruler of Hell, The Devil of Islam, and thus has the strongest and really ONLY claim to be The Devil of that religion.

...but, at the same time, Iblis can't really be the Christian devil, because Christianity doesn't have Djinn, and all the iconic parts of Christian demonology kind of hinge on the idea of demons as rebel angels, which demonic djinn very much aren't. So while Iblis's claim in Islam is irefutable, he doesn't have one in Christianity. Ain't that wacky?

I think it should be noted that there are more-or-less canonical texts where Iblis isn't treated as purely evil, either, including one where he actively asks for help in repenting and is turned down because, well, evil has to exist, and someone has to rule over it, and like it or not, that's Iblis's job now. It ends with Iblis wailing that he has become the greatest martyr of Islam. Which is so fucking hardcore, I love it. In Christianity, the texts where we humanized demons are non-canonical at best and deemed heresy at worst, but Islam allowed it to be more-or-less canon. They saw the coolest takes on the Devil and said "yeah we can allow that" - so much more rad than what Christianity did with them.

So, who do YOU think is The Devil? You know, from, like, The Bible?

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belladonazeppole · 1 month

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Indeed, Even More (In)correct Royalflush Quotes

Lucifer: Husk, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Husk, while cleaning a glass: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Lucifer: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Charlie.

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Husk: I kissed Lucifer.

Angel Dust: What? When?

Husk: He came by my room right after you left.

Angel Dust: I was only gone 20 minutes. What'd you do, shine a bat symbol on your dick?

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Husk: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Lucifer, absently: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Alastor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Charlie, dying from embarrasment: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Lucifer: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Husk: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Lucifer: Holy moly-

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Niffty: Hey, Husk? Can I get some dating advice?

Husk: Just because I'm with Lucifer doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Lucifer: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Husk: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Lucifer, drunk: Wow, Husk, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Husk, amused: We literally slept together yesterday.

Lucifer: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands!

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Lucifer: Well, Husk and I finally did it!

The rest of the sins: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Lucifer, proud of himself: That's right... We kissed!

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Lucifer: You look good in that dress.

Husk, dressed as Miss Fortine: You know where else I'd look good?

Lucifer, zero hesitation: My bed.

Husk: By your side- wait, what?

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Mammon: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Bee-zebub: We were helping Luci with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of his house for making it inappropriate.

Asmodeus: How is “Nice ass, Husk” inappropriate?

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eepyracc · 4 months

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EVERYONE BACK OFF THIS ONES FOR ME

any sense of pride and self worth leaving my body when I see Beel crying

Beel..crying....YALL BEEL FUCKING ZEBUB CRYING!!!!! crashes through the fucking wall and tackles this man to the ground. Also the hickeys and marks on MC's thighs?? OH MYGODKE

Did you see his CHEST the WAIST the SHOULDERS I love me a manwhore

#i will make him pregnant #boutta do everything those tattoos say #IM FUCKING EATING HIM AND SWALLOWING HIS C-#this shit got me relapsing like carl wheezer #thank you PB #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb #whb beelzebub #what in hell is bad

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