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I don’t mean to make everything gay but Alina and Zoya should just… maybe 👉🏾👈🏾…. Kiss a little? Please😀
#it’s giving fruit cup#these bitches gay#Alina is not straight#gay agenda#zoya nazyalensky#alina starkov#zoyaalina#grisha trilogy#denial is a river in egypt#your wife is GAY#kiss pls
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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infinity hour
#rick and morty#birdrick#my art#rick and morty fanart#infinity hour#fellas is it gay to leave your wife and kid to go on an intergalactic adventure with a half bird half person you just met an hour ago#this comic is actually super fun and lighthearted#i just like yearning
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you know how sometimes you wonder how some people exist in the world….
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saw this screenshot and this was the first thing that came to mind
#zosan#sanzo#zoro/sanji#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#zoro#sanji#sanji x zoro#one piece live action#one piece#one piece netflix#im suffering zosan brainrot#they’re idiots your honor#male wife#they’re gay your honor
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one more fucking thing: seeing sidon first triggers THIS INTERESTING DIALOGUE
#im losing it#sidlink#tears of the kingdom#the legend of zelda#totk spoilers#sidon hitting link with the my wife and i saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe#yona loves her gay fiance!#shes a lesbian too!
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Wednesday: *behind the wheel*
Yoko: *very concerned* "Do you even know how to drive?"
Thing: *signs* "Trust the process"
#oml#this is probably#the gayest#gay#i have ever seen gay#but i love it#go get your wife#wednesday#you can do it#yoko#yoko tanaka#wednsday addams#thing#wenclair#wenclair cult
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So X-Men 97 is serious with Jubilee x Sunspot uhhhh
#x-men#x men 97#jubilee#jubilation lee#sunspot#roberto da costa#sunspot x jubilee#they're both gay your honor#give Beto his husband Sam Guthrie#and Jubilee her wife Laura Kinney#gay roberto da costa#lesbian jubilee
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Eddie posts a Tiktok where him and Dustin are fucking around outside. In the background, you can see Steve standing on the porch having a conversation with their neighbor, Dan.
You can tell that the conversation isn’t a great one because Dan keeps gesturing to the pride flag they have in their garden and Steve looks increasingly annoyed. In a lull in Eddie and Dustin’s shenanigans, you can very clearly hear Steve say, “Actually, I’m bisexual and I’ll fuck your wife, Dan.”
#Eddie: Hey Dan I’m gay but I’ll fuck your wife too!#dan makes some vaguely homophobic remark about not having to worry about Steve and Eddie with his new wife and Steve’s just like: do worry#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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at the fujioka-suoh household
#just the usual with your boyfriend and his wife (who is also your shared gay best friend)#interpret as you please regarding who is the boyfriend who is the wife#haruhi fujioka#tamaki suoh#kyoya ootori#tamaharu#tamakyo#ouran high school host club spoilers#ouran koukou host club#ouran high school host club#ouran highschool host club#ohshc#ouran host club#idk#my art#my comics
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#suffering is his middle name BUT being a cockroach is his game#stuck in an eternal limbo between tropes#plot armor vs bury your gays#and neither is winning anytime soon#*dreamy sigh* hes sooooo tortured 😍#anyway#love my unkillable cockroach twink of a wife#god bless yall#<3#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#netflix#hannibal netflix#frederick chilton#frederick chilton supremacy#renew hannibal#revive hannibal#hannibal crack
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prorev is like pov you are frank iero and you spent six weeks in subspace and then at the end of it the guy that did puppy play with you onstage every night and that you had the faggiest little mid-song fight with announced he was marrying a woman and also your own wife was there
#it’s hilarious TO ME#i love gay drama#like i get why frank was upset but also dude your WIFE was THERE#prorev#frerard#i SUPPOSE#frank iero#gerard way#my chemical romance#gay bitches
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Aging rockstar Eddie Munson who goes viral on tiktok after dueting a fancam of him and Stevie that is backed by the bi wife energy audio.
It's shaky, clearly a spur of the moment response, Eddie is obviously captivated for a second by a clip of Stevie that starts to play. He sighs and directs his attention back to the audience. "I love my beautiful wife, the sun to my moon, the light of my life."
You can just make out another voice from somewhere in the background call out, "Love you too!"
"But I did not survive being an openly gay teenager in the 1980s in rural Indiana to be called a heterosexual!"
He zooms in closer to his face, it's unclear whether this was intentional, "I did not go through a sexuality crisis in the early 90s when she transitioned, to be called a heterosexual."
Stevie comes out from somewhere behind where Eddie is ranting to drape herself around his shoulders, "Oh that's a good picture of us." The original video is a step above thirst trap and the picture in question is a pap shot of Stevie and Eddie from a long past Halloween. Stevie is in the famous Farrah onepiece and Eddie is in first husband Lee Majors' Six Million Dollar Man red tracksuit.
"You just like it cause we actually ran into Farrah and she liked your hair."
"It was also-"
She isn't dislodged as Eddie fails, well practiced at staying on her perch. "I didn't cancel the back half of our 1995 tour because of morning sickness to get called a HETEROSEXUAL!"
Stevie's smile is indulgent and soft, it wrinkles the corners of her eyes in soft crows feet that betray her age. "You can be trans and straight."
"A fucking ally then!"
She's got a sage Mona Lisa smile as the video ticks to a close, "I love my husband, and he's actually bi."
#steddie#t4t steddie#transfem steve harrington#stevie harrington#trans eddie munson#do you ever get the bi wife energy song stuck in your head for weeks at a time cause your brain is broken?#anyway i am enchanted by the idea that both halves of steddie gave eachother little bi crisises#little freshman stevie getting butterflies over this charismatic sophomore#eddie who has been sure hes gay since he can remember being completely blindsided by his attraction to stevie#is this a vecna verse thing who knows#maybe they went their seperate ways and came back together but either way#stevie also likes the halloween picture because thats their first halloween with their daughter technically#eddie had to scrap his original costume plans because he started showing#idk i just imagine a famous eddie keeping his personal life private and then people make assumptions about this guy and his wife#and those assumptions are that hes straight and that just wont stand
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I just don’t understand why this phrasing has to be used. I know it’s probably just for sensationalism…but is that really worth spreading incredibly harmful myths about lesbians (that we’ll one day meet the “right man”)?
I’m tired of hearing women like this be all “I used to be a lesbian but then I found Jakey!”. No, you were never a lesbian. Shut up and stop throwing lesbians under the bus for attention.
#my ramblings#I watched like 30 seconds of the video and in that 30 seconds she was called a ‘former lesbian’#OSA women please stop this nonsense. your five seconds of fame is not worth convincing people that homosexuality is changeable#same for OSA men who do this about ‘I used to be gay but now I’m happily married to my wife’ shut up shut up shut up
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behind every evil emo gay person is an even gayer, more emo and more evil person (they’re also in love)
#who’s agatha’s evil wife? it’s been hela all along#they’re gay your honor#they’re in love your honor#also hela is autistic and agatha is adhd#agatha coven of chaos#lesbian hela#bisexual agatha#agatha harkness#hela odinsdottir#marvel fanart#cate blanchett#kathryn hahn#thor ragnarok#sapphic#wlw#lgbt fanart#artists on tumblr
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Finally read the epic of Gilgamesh. The relationship between Gilgamesh and Enkidu was compared to that of Achilles and Patroclus in the introduction.
Ah yes a great friendship indeed
Yes I know technically they came first but it’s so patrochilles coded my heart can’t handle them.
One followed the other and left first, two parts of a whole yet fated to be separated, violent grief and questionable decisions…
And historians say they are ✨best friends✨
#homoerotic corpse cuddling#fellas is it gay to love your bestie like a wife#and grieve so intensely you go mad with obsession#Achilles’ obsession with revenging Patroclus’ death at the cost of his own life and humanity#Gilgamesh’s obsession with immortality after having a mental breakdown over Enkidu’s death#the iliad#the epic of gilgamesh#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#gilgamesh#enkidu
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