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spacemagicandlaserswords · 1 month

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dOmIciLe

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animentality · 4 months

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Amnesiac Durge goes to Gortash's office in the fortress and asks (a variation of) "What was I to you?"

Gortash steps forward, and takes hold of their hand. "Everything," he says. "You were mine." There's silence for a moment. Durge should be appalled because this is Gortash! Chosen of Bane, sold Karlach to Zariel, Archduke pretender! But something in their addled mind tells them that he was their everything too. That they were his.

And then they fuck. They do so every night behind the camp's back, your romance's back. After they defy Bhaal and get reborn by Withers. Durge still doesn't remember, but they like this, they feel oddly safe, it's right.

And then Gortash dies, either by their hand or the Brain's, and they now recognise that feeling of a hole in their heart from when they first awoke on the Nautilod.

It was him. And Durge weeps.

Hey anon...WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

#REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #uuuuurgh #ok #so i love #just love #what was i to you #and uh #yeah #stop trying to murder me #durgetash anons #have some goddamn chill #EEEEEE #you NERD #affectionate

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hybrid-royalty-main · 4 months

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do u have a crush on me Y/N and why is it yes, but if its no why are you a liar- please respond :)

I'm absolutely hopeless for you and hope one day you'll notice me. Clearly too intimidated to approach though.

#you nerd

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icy-the-skeleton · 6 months

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get loved, nerd

Sending an army of Waddle Dees to love you, NERD!

Also.....

💖💖 POYO 💖💖

#icy gets an ask #you nerd #get loved

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atdutiesend · 1 year

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Hi darlin's! Kyuu-chan dragged me off for one of their adventures, and I gotta say, this place looks like Mt Gulg and Elpis had a baby.

#cryptidscreens #isekaiposting #v; modern #grim did u just take a selfie in the omphalos #you nerd #you absolute bastard

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fictional-worlds-are-exquisite · 2 years

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IMP-PERFECTION

GERALT TELLS TERRIBLE PUNS??? I LOVE IT HERE

#so...got an imp problem or was that just.... an imp-perfection in the notice #YOU NERD #that’s god awful but I’m still laughing because i didn’t expect it #the witcher 3 #tw3

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zelda7999 · 1 year

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Haha, get acknowledged nerd

#Ask Zelda #Iode Asks #YOU NERD #Mutuals #Gonna start tagging mutals #I need a fun tag for it

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valkyrieofblue · 1 year

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Seto, dear, you’ve just come back from a murder attempt plotted by the executives of your company. Did you really think it’s a good idea to test the prototype they specifically told you was ready to use?

#yugioh #scarlet watches yugioh #seto kaiba #geez seto #obvious traps aren't your thing eh?#the genius brain was clouded by the excitement to use new tech i guess #you nerd

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uhggleighrose · 2 years

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I can't believe I spent my childhood being bullied by my cousin, who now smugly debates with lesbians on how he doesn't believe that the G spot exists

#it does #i fucking found it #you nerd #gay #lesbian #wlw #he's a republican #mine

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d3m0n1c-cl0wn3ry · 2 years

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I am just a lil clown doing my clown dance for all to see

Jingle jangle Jingle jangle

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maculategiraffe · 28 days

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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

#nasa #solar eclipse #nasa you complete nerds #psir

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jonnywaistcoat · 3 months

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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

#shut up fermi you nerd #im not even sure interstellar travel is even possible #at least for any sort ot life we can comprehend #and maybe thats fine

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bardofbaldur · 8 months

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Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #ori liveblogs #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #i am unwell #this is so attractive to me as a nerd you have NO IDEA

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gerrykeay · 2 months

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did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off