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….Ladies and gentlemen…
Sugishita Kyotaro, from WindBreaker….
Long black hair… short-temper delinquent… undying loyalty… mad dog… Scorpio(born on Nov.3rd)….
Where does this sound familiar?
#you have to be joking#off to read manga now#no one will ever really compare to Baji though#I am enjoying wind breaker though#but Baji is my number one no exceptions#tokyo revengers#tokyo rev#baji keisuke#baji#koispam
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Martin Sheen in Man, Woman and Child (1983)
#martin sheen#you have to be JOKING#I've been thinking about him in this movie all day#perfect hair perfect beard perfect everything#i'm unwell#gifs*
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Girl idk how to tell you this but if anyone other than Checo is getting in that Red Bull this year it’s Liam Lawson, not Daniel Ricciardo.
Liam actually knows the car considering he’s been with Red Bull for years, and didn’t, you know, leave. He knows and gets along with the team. They like him, they work well with him.
Reserve drivers dont drive based off vibes, they need to perform and know the car. Lawson, Yuki, and Hauger ALL know it better so.
Much love to Danny Ric, but he’s not getting a permanent seat on the grid any time soon lol
girl are you fucking lost???? did you miss the "delusional daniel apologist" in my bio??? or every post i've ever made in the past six months????
anyways idk how to tell you this but the red bull juniors suck so hard that they had to bring in nyck de vries from fucking mercedes to fill the alpha tauri seat. in what fucking world would they choose the people they've intentionally passed over for a full time race seat over the actual race winner with actual race experience and full access to the factory, sim, and race data.
#they literally made up an entire role for him!!!#christian literally has not shut up for two years straight about how good daniel is and should still be with the right car!!!#the idea that they brought him in PURELY as some sort of trophy to sit there and look pretty literally get fucking REALLLLLL#you HAVE to be joking#and this condescending ass tone too??? girl please#red bull redux#answered#anonymous
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Yanma Gust has me like
#super sentai#kingohger#king ohger#tuborts thoughts#yanma gust#like oh my god#you have to be JOKING#how was he crafted so perfectly for me
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THEY REMOVED ALL THE YOUNG VEINS FROM SPOTIFY??? WHAT THE FUCK
#the young veins#ryan ross#no pleaseeee#what am i supposed to do#YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING#ryro#young veins
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YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
#spoilers#st s4 v2 spoilers#i am trying to fill space#so you have to expand to see what i’m about to say#i don’t wanna spoil#spoiler spoiler#and life is a road and I want to keep going and love is a river I want to keep flowing#wonderful journey#don’t go wasting your emotion lay all your love on me#I wasn’t jealous before we met now every woman I see is a potential threat#okay that feels like enough#PLEASE TELL ME HOPPER IS NOT ABOUT TO FIGHT WITH A GUCKING SWORD#YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING
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People can forgive and become good or even best friends with past abusers but dating or falling for them is impossible and to suggest otherwise is offensive to victims of abuse and bullying. I HAVE A VERY NUANCED VIEW OF ABUSE AND RELATIONSHIPS POST ABUSE.
#sarcastic#vristav#CONTROVERSIAL SHIPPING POST OOOOOOU#if you think they jus straight shouldnt develop a relationship friendship or otherwise this is not about you! hate me all you like <3#but people who think they should be friends besties whatever but shipping them is like. abuse apologism. yall are joking right#YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING#i usually keep my controversial ships private but this particular aspect of anti vritavvers jus rlly annoys me#because of how little sense it makes to me#what is the difference between friendshipping and loveshipping that makes loveship vristav pro abuse somehow but not friendship!! what!!#i dont even seriously ship it is jus crosses my mind sometimes#but like. i get the hate i can handle the hate. but not from the friendshippers. who do u think u are.#& why do you think ur better than me. like im seriously asking this whole time what the hell makes friendshipping so different#anyways maybe delete laterrr hmmm#delete later
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TRACK ELEVEN IS KARMA??
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Not Trisha naming her kid MALIBU BARBIE 💀💀💀
#funny#joking#self depreciating memes#meme#memes#self depreacting#self depreaction#self deprecating jokes#jokes#i think im funny#imfunny#trisha paytas#you have to be joking#send help
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS#so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames#i just picked random words i like LMAO#serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3
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considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting
#spitblaze says things#source: i got angry SO easily before i started t#i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury#i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree#doin numbers
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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO
#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP#pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy#ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy#in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu#working on 1 more silly drawing atm!#one piece#op#roronoa zoro#op nami#luffy#monkey d luffy#o0kawaii0o
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