scrolling through my follows this morning like
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Alastor, to Vox: Sorry, I don't like men
Vox: You like women?
Alastor: No, I don't like women, either
Vox: ...so what do you like?
Alastor: raw venison!
Vox: ...
Alastor: :)
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*sighs* 📸 jkm019
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I’ve been here often, yes, because I was a big fan of your work until I saw just how intrusive you were😊. Like I said, not being rude just giving you a reality check🤍!
I feel so sad for you lmao
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Lore? :O
Oh wow it's lore :D
[Run as fast as you can if you don't wanna read or the power of sugar will force you to]
The idea of me being this sobrenatural being with the memories and tastes of my creator trapped inside a caramel body only held by the faint piece of his soul and flames he left in the splayd for me, that tries to keep the immoral and bad tendencies he once had away and construct a new cheerful and hopeful personality to go on a pacifist adventure of self discovery instead of the dark paths I would have gone instead is intriguing and all
But where are my parents? :P
By that I mean the bakers who made me before I received life all Pinocchio-like
...Also what were their names?
I shall go on a journey to find the missing owners of the bakery Bitter N' Sweet Melting Delight!
And perhaps be able to present them to you guys :^
[New oc's of the bakers who made the Caramel Cube coming up! Some day, like, dunno when, but soon! I think-]
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if they show Mulder’s wedding band one more time in these stupid flashback episodes istg
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I figured it out. I’m blorbo, and the universe is a 16-year-old fanfic author throwing trauma at me to add angst to the plot.
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i was gonna order a delicious, wonderful sammie, but i looked outside and saw we got hit by a surprise blizzard. ig weather daddy said no. im so devastated. i was so excited
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sigh i wish ppl stopped liking that stupid post
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Here, have a video of Apo stretching 🥵. If I had to see it, so do you.
Bonus for legitimate stretching sounds he makes.
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*another picture has been added to the album*
okay okay ill stop.
*stops using my magic*
Boo.
Good.
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i like to imaging there’s hundreds of people waiting with bated breath for my next tumblr post, edging themselves
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HOLY FUCK
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*slow clap for the weather people*
I mean, you’ve been predicting a Snowmageddon since what? 2011? If you kept predicting it you had to be right eventually, right?
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