The quality is shite, but I LOVE Michaels descriptions 🤣🔥♥️

The birds and the bees 🦢 🐝

Slutty Saturday

@docdust

Swapping tips on how to be a bestie in the bath.

“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus

okay

i literally cannot wrap my head around the notion that there’s been a “decline” in “real art.” that music is shitty now, that books aren’t what they used to be, etc etc etc.

art is more broadly accessible than ever. it’s unbelievable. it’s divine. there’s so much art on this planet right now that i could pile it all up on a plate and devour it for the rest of my life without making a dent. denigrating the “quality” of “today’s art” is like ordering a three course meal at your favorite restaurant and complaining about a food truck on the other side of town

Breaking News. Chief Justice of Fontaine has been arrested for, I don't know, like, trespassing into Fortress of Meropide's waters?... Illegal poaching of Lumitoile? Zooming around in a freaky way in the dark at his increased sprint speed like a weird cryptid that he is?...

(portrayed here in his "magical fairy glitch" form)

I decided not to draw him having his mugshot taken. He's embarrassed enough.

(I mean these stars are nice and soggy, what's not to like)

(bonus)

He brought something for Wriothesley too.

Wriothesley's the first character I'm actually prefarming for. I think it's a great way to ensure I won't get him though. And yes, characters eat their local specialty accession materials, you won't convince me otherwise.

btw what's the deal with punchy guys and bugs. I'm still gathering Onikabuto for Heizou

weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

so my first thought at that anniv card announcement

Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

Bonus after thirty minutes:

Nico saying that Lewis gives his daughters boxes of presents every Christmas just got caught in my mind.

Imagine you were a mixed race boy born in Hertfordshire, different from everyone else around you. Bullied in school, being raised by your father to compete in a sport where money is very much of essence and you and your family do not have a lot of it. And then you meet this other boy who comes from the kind of life you dream to live one day. You're friends and fierce competitors. You find solace in each other. You visit Monaco for the first time with your friend, dreaming up the life you will have when you make it, when you beat out of the mould that the world thought it could capture you in.

And then you two grow through the ranks and you're at the pinnacle of your sport and you have what it takes to win and the world recognises that you can win. And you win. You win with your friend and fiercest competitor by your side fighting with you for those wins, and this fighting ruins something something that was valuable to both of you when you were still innocent and unsullied by life.

But despite everything that went into the doing and undoing of this relationship, you still realise that this person you once called a friend has a life and family beyond your bitter dynamic. He has children, and children need love and affection and good memories. And you're a better man now so you understand that. So you make sure the kids get gifts on Christmas. And you make sure of it every year. Afterall, if you met someone you loved deeply when you were both kids, wouldn't you feel a pang of nostalgia when they had kids. Wouldn't you try to extend the warmth that you couldn't find for your friend to his children. Afterall, whatever happens during childhood basically remains with you forever.

Introvert adoption

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just how can i protect your smile?

needed to test bloodborne kart split screen so i asked my gf if she could help and she was like 'ok we can do one race' and then went 'can we play another 🙈' after. we proceeded to do 4+ races

i think thats a good sign 😎

Watching true crime with Bakugou and he guesses who the killer is within the first ten minutes of the show — and he’s always right.