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lina-linny · 1 month

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Things i thought as a baby stay:

Bang chan:

i thought he was a old man. I didn't expect him to be foive. Sorry this was neccesary.

At first i wasn't able to see his beauty but the longer i looked at him the more i fell in love. And here i am. Head over heals for this man.

I thought he would be a good dad and i still think this is true.

I thought he was like the biggest music Genius in our Generation. I was so surprised as i found out he writes all this mega songs.

2. Lee know:

i was scared by his laugh. But at the same time i wanted to hear it all the time.

Thought he looked like a guini pick.

I thought he is quite the polite guy. I really saw him as an big gentleman.

I thought that he was strange and i didn't like him that much at the beginning because he seemed a little cold. But wrong. He is so heart warming.

3. Changbin:

the "i am groot" thing changed my whole sight of him... i thought he is very scary after i saw the Video. I was a little bit traumatised. I don't even know why.

I was a little less scared as i found out that he and Wooyoung from ateez are friends.

I thought he really got an glow up. With al this muscles he looks very good. It suits him. And usually i don't really like guys with so much muscles.

I thought that he treated all his member so nice. He is so caring and i really hoped, that he gets all this love back.

4. Hyunjin:

his visuals took me off guard. I thought, that he might be the most beautiful person on earth. I watched the stray kids family video and fell even more for him. Like did you guys saw this?!

I thought if you gossip about something Hyunjin would be the first person to be like "honey spill the tea"

i thought Hyunjin would be the baby-girl every group has (something like the secret makne) but nope.

Some times i thought that he is a bit cold. But what the fuck, why did i think this??

5. Han:

I thought he looked like a frog. Sorry quokka you have to turn into a frog because i thought this!

I thought he was the makne. Cause so many members treated him and felix like their liddle babys.

Just because. I don't know why. Thought he looked like an exelent cook.

I thought that he must have manny siblings because off the way he talked to the other members. Like they are all his family. And he was never used to something else.

6. Felix:

I thought he would probably be a good modle. Turns out he is... his modle walk stabbed me.

I thought that he was so beautiful. His visuals killed me at first sight.

And like every stay i thought that his voice is so crazy like what the duck, why does he sound like an demon and looks like an angle the same time.

Sorry for this but i thought he was a little over raited. Because literally every stay had felix as their bias (also me) and i was scared that the other members don't get enough love.

7. Seungmin:

I thought he looked like an beluga whale. Sorry but this was legitt how i memorised him. I don't even know how i came up with this.

I thought he would be a good friend, because... just look at him.

I thought that he was a bit rude because he and some other members used to insult each other. Like i don't know what this is sorry.

I thought he would be a good police officer. Without context just take this.

8. I.n.

I thought he looked like an meanie. Sorry but i really imagined him as an "bullie"

I thought that he is very confident. I just saw him and thought "oh this guy must be very confident bro" i don't know why.

I thought that he would be a class clown. Just teas you all day, be quiet but when he sais something the whole class/group laughs.

I was really confused by I.n. because why did they give him THIS stage name?

ps. i love you

#stray kids #kpop #bang chan #lee know #skz #changbin #han jisung #han #lee minho #felix #lee felix #skz felix #stray kids felix #seungmin #jeongin

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boxwinebaddie · 6 months

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-insert xennys very sweet ask about my cat here that for some reason i lost lmao?-

hi head chef xenny! so i am not sure what happened, but i lost your lovely ask message in which you asked about my cat!! so everyone please pretend like it's up there and know it was incredibly lovely! <3

but yay! she is my favorite subject, style falls directly afterwards, and speaking of the later, while nothing thrills me more than doing my lovely rm/pep asks, i do think it's really sweet when you guys ask me personal questions ( and i have said all but fuck it to my digital footprint, so like, really the sky is the limit at this point. )

below the cut is probably going to be a lot of rambling about my cat, some pet stuff, backstory, uncle nina lore!!! ( if you like that ), happy things, sad things, a small tw for pet death ( not her, i swear! ) <3

but everyone, meet the little lady that has sat curled up at the foot of my bed, lain on my lap and threatened to delete nearly every single one of my peppermint/rm updates by stepping on my keyboard.

meet lily :) <3

everyone this is lily, lily this is everyone!~

-- also yes she's very pretty, yes i know, yes it runs in my family ;)

she is my second kid, and, yes i am one of those cringey people that calls my pets my kids. however, as i have no desire to have any human children in my life time, my cats really are...daughters to me.

but any who, before she was That Lily she was This Lily.

( ALSO YES I KNOW!!!! I KNOOOW!!! MAAM SPARE PRETTY? PLS! )

i had weird cat baby fever ( i really love kittens, specifically very, very fluffy ones -- i volunteer at a cat shelter and i love the kitten room ) and i tracked this weird ad a woman put up about having kittens.

it was...very sketchy. that lady was the craziest tweaker lady in the world ( bless her, but oh my god ), she was living in this trashed motel room had like 6 other animals, didn't know what day it was...she was basically like yOu gOt fIFty DoLlArs oR WhaT??? and i was like ah jeez...Yes M...aam? and she just straight up held these two little cats up by the scruff wavin' em around and was like sO WHICH ONE U WANT??? sadhsadksdlks

and i ended up with lily! who at the time they were calling freckles because she had a little freckle on her nose...which i think is very cute she is a kyle pile kitty <3

but ohhhh my god she was COVERED in fleas, she was HAGGARD bless her, a trailer park princess, and the lady told me she was litter box trained....SHE WAS NOT! and i spent all day having to try and teach her how to use the litter box it had been several hours an she had not gone to the bathroom, i was having a panic attack, no vet would see me...MISS THING WOULD NOT USE THE RESTROOM!!!!

but then i noticed she liked to chill behind a tv i had set in the cover of my room so i...put my thinking cap on and put the litter box behind the tv where she liked to sit aND SHE WENT!!!! AND SHE TOOK THE NASTIEST MOST FOUL MEGA SHIT IN THE WORLD AND I CRIED ON SNAPCHAT AT 12AM I WAS SO HAPPY SKHDKS.

( also this is how she looked after that shit...like GOOFY!!!! maam dont stick ur tongue out with me I!!! WAS!!! CRYING!!!! STOP! IT!!! )

now...is lily smart?

no. absolutely not. she has never had a thought in her life.

( not a thought behind those eyes...wow )

but she is VERY NICE!

shes a sweet lovely girl. i can carry her anywhere with no complaints. she is so fluffy and pretty and kind. she licked all the tears off my face once and whether she was thirsty or not...i thought it was nice.

AND THATS WHAT MATTERS! I DONT CARE IF UR DUMB, BABY!

we stan bimbo cat lily, the official mascot of the ncu, tyvm! <3

but yes here are some pictures of her ( please don't clown blonde/peach nina in my egirl phase...let me live sjdksajd ) and yes she really is gods angel like what the hell she is my BEST FRIEND!~

but like i said she is my second daughter. my first daughter's name

....was rose <3

also yes...she is also...gorgina...i know...my genes

( and i can't talk too much about her bc i will start crying rip )

now both my cats i got from weird suss situations, i got rose because my first exboyfriends best friend got her off craigs list and didnt want her which???? EXCUSE ME LOOK HOW CUTE SHE WAS SHUT UP

and this was all new to me, my mom was very very allergic to cats, i had never really had a pet other than our family dog who was kind of a motherfucker ( sorry king ), and i...did not know how to own a cat.

but she taught me very quickly!

because unlike lily, rose was fucking smarter than god, like oh my god bitch, she was mean as FUCK and crazy and quiet and calculating and she was smarter than most human beings.

she was very salty when i first adopted lily ( like when ur mom has a baby and ur like what the fuck brother!!! ) but as u can see lilys dumb idiot ass personality charmed roses insane criminal mastermind personality and they became like sisters to eachother...aw <3 :')

i also won both of them in the first exboyfriend divorce ( i wasnt married i promise i was in like my second year of college i just call all my breakups divorces to be funny ) and luckily i did not have to fight for them bc exboyfriend numero uno was...batshit insane. die pls.

and they were also the two main things that kept me going when i was in the sike!ward after how badly that breakup affected me...yes i am jersey!kyle i am insane...cats out of the bag. mentally ill queenina!

but anyways, rose was staying down at my parents for a little bit while i was at school because lily was just more portable...

and while i was down there, i got a very awful and hysterical phone call from my mom saying that she passed away and ...that she didnt know what happened she just found her...etc. :((((((

and obviously my mom was very traumatized, so i could not have her you know, investigate the causes, so i talked her through...all of the horrible bits...it was so fucking horrible.

so i to this day, do not know how she passed....she was four :(

and i think she was just too smart? too fabulous? too evil? but also very kind and sweet in a lowkey way? like kyle? which is SOOO funny because she has BIG OLE STANLEY MARSH EYEBALLS.

like guys she looks like an owl like please her eyes are comically large she is so pretty i love u rose!!!! stunna!!!

but...yeah :/ she passed from unknown causes, i unfortunately think it was a heart condition or something internal that never got diagnosed...cats are very good at keeping secrets and rose was the best. my sweet, sweet girl. </3

so as we may know, i student taught all of last year ( hi teacher nina! ) and i ran a lesson that went...extremely well. i had part two scheduled for monday...and it was the monday after rose passed.

and iiiii was :( catatonic. i was so miserable i was suffering it was so terrible. that whole lesson went horribly and i cried in front of literally everyone...a very bad day for me.

i wallowed in that grief for a long time. i remember getting really angry? about why they'd just take her suddenly like that?

and i guess i'm a fate and destiny girlie even in my hater girlie arc

( i really am in my jersey kyle arc w/ chaotic kenny level disasters )

because i found this wine glass ( yes in uncle nina boxwinebaddie fashion i do collect vintage handpainted wine glasses ) and it just felt like a sign...so i made her a little corner in my room with pictures and stuff she liked and...

i started writing her letters. <3

i started doing this because a boy in one of my courses told me that when his grandfather passed, he...talked to him? by that he meant that he just spoke to him sometimes when he missed him, recorded him messages, wrote him letters, etc. to keep his spirit alive

so actually...that's why rm!jersey kyle writes stan letters...

because i write letters to rose :')

( WOOOOAH UNCLE NINA RM LORE!!! ahhsdhksd )

and everyday is hard and horrible, but i got lily in my lap, i put rose's picture in a locket, i take her on hikes and walks ( i'm trying to teach lily how to go on walks but bless her...her lil brain...its not working ) and she's with me all the time.

i hope that was a thrilling journey for you! thank you for letting me talk about my kids and i hope that wasn't too long or overshare-y or weird? i will go back to style shitposting now, i swear!

-nina, your favorite single cat mom wine aunt fanfiction uncle <3

#HLKDSHSLKHDS #i wrote too much of this ask meme to toss it im so sorry #BUT YES UNCLE NINA LORE AND MEET LILY AND ROSE #MY GALS #but yes lily is my little lady and she does almost delete my fanfictions every damn day and thats ok #because she is pretty and soft and so nice and im not mad at her ever like look at her shes forgiven #pardoned for all her crimes she has pretty privilege #also WHEW not me crying oh my god #NO ONE MAKE FUN OF ME IM PRETTY I PROMISE THOSE PICTURES WERE OUT OF CONTEXT

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justineangelrococo · 1 year

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Ok gonna copy and paste the majority of my recent owl house theories and thoughts so

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ALRIGHTY EVERYONE ANOTHER CARTOON BANGER TWEET COMING YOUR WAY FOR THE OWL HOUSE

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THEORY TIME🌔🌛🌞🌚🌝

me and friend were talking and me looking and thinking about the collector made me realize he has a lot of traits people wouldn't like from peter pan, the main one being of how childish he is or the proper representative of a child, children don't know empathy at a certain age and have to learn it.

The collector from what we have seen is very much a child or like it, they are bored, they wanna play, they would burn ants if they could.

They are waiting on a chance to have fun, every scene with them they act and give that vibe of a child. But we know that is no God damn child. That is something ancient, powerful and like a child no real concept of what's good or bad so they go for what's fun even if it hurts others, unless it's a act.

But let's say for now it's not, the collector is far too powerful to be left on their own. The titan knew that the collector could not be left alone think of what it was like and the chaos of what they did. So much so that the titan trapped them beneath their own body, Belos is the type of guy to think he is in control at all times, but this, this is a powerful child one with powers Belos can't just compete with, the collector has been helping Belos because they think it's fun.

That this is all a game and more than likely thinks of Belos of a fun toy till the next thing comes along, Belos may not be a witch, but he does fit the bill for a warlock and his patron will toss him away when given the chance.

But also look at how much of jester the collector looks like, they give off a silly clown vibe. Also a shout out to my friend Koi for pointing out the dislike of wizards on the isles and that maybe the collector is a wizard thank you this has been my theory.

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And if you find my twitter congrats now *Shush* you didn't.

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I'mma put this here and twitter

In light of the new twst character being the "priest" I would kindly ask disney not the blorbo or uwu the villain from pocahontas that man is a colonizer

12 notes - Posted October 23, 2022

ALRIGHTY COMING WITH A NEW CARTOON THEORY, MAINLY FOR THE OWL HOUSE SPOILER WARNING

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ALRIGHT THEORY TIME AFTER SEEING WHAT OLD RACIST COLONIZER GASLIGHT BITCHLOS, from what we can see in the background of the latest episode the hollow mind. We see who Bitchlos really is and more this theory is going to touch on some things.

We know the brothers got stuck and as belos said he is a witch hunter, but I wonder if he started off that way, this theory points out things we see in the background mainly his older brother who from what we can tell met a witch and fell in love. They got married and she was obviously pregnant at the time, and Bitchlos being a racist asshole who more than obviously has control issues and mega narcissism couldn't deal with the fact his brother thought he could just leave him and marry and have kids with one of those less than human witches?!

This man like any other racist is totally fucking pissed as someone who comes from a family who racist family members said fuck you to my side this gives me those vibes.

He feels possession of his brother, and so indoctrinated on what they were taught that he was willing to kill him. But him being Bitchlos couldn't accept that he did this to his brother he blames those witches they seduced him with their magic and wild ways, he had no choice their magic was too strong.

But we know he wants to end all magic he cares not for witches and he may not be talking to the titan he's talking to the collector who is trapped under the titan.

My theories for now are that the witch we saw is Eda and Lilith's grandmother or great grandmother, and that some how some way they are related to Bitchlos.

Flapjack choose Hunter because he is the closest to looking like his previous Master, Bitchlos brother, and remember birds are a clawthorne palisman type. He has a grudge against the Clawthornes is because they are a remnant of his deceased brother and the witch who stole him from him.

This is not including on hunter pointing out Darius looking sad, and him saying he knew the previous golden guard, who was his mentor.

Look we are in pain and Dana I am scared, we love you Dana 💖💋

26 notes - Posted April 23, 2022

People really getting mad at folks shipping Shuri x Namor, talking about it being predatory with him being 500 years old, but at the same time not batting a eye and thor and Jane, lord forbid any vampire fics, or *cough*Twilight*cough* people are excited and we know he did what he did without spoilers people can just stop before he did what he did write fanfics where it doesn't happen, this isn't to say that other ships aren't bad, like I like Shuri x Riri, but also Shuri x namor hits differently.

I hate to say it but we don't see a lot of poc characters getting this much love or hype a lot of times, and fandoms tend to not treat poc characters well, and I just feel weird people are saying shipping this is awful and predatory, because of him, it's calling a poc man a predator when he has done nothing to her in that kind of way.

Also we understand the message and the importance of the film, but at the sametime let people have fun there are so many other movies that have a important message, and people let them go ahead with their fun like it's no problem but when it comes two poc characters now everyone has a problem.

Everyone Chill out have fun enjoy the film it was made to be enjoyed, ship some characters that I will once again both legal ages have fun.

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I look forward to all the reader inserts keep me fed beloveds💖❤️‍🔥♥️💖❤️‍🔥💖

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My #1 post of 2022

I saw the invitation I'mma need more of that, black female horror movies like that it's a spot that I don't really get filled. So yeah I'mma need ya'll to watch it so we can get more movies like that. We need more black horror brides or with romantic overtones with horror.

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys · 2 years

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‘Merican who wanted to emigrate until all the great disability schemes over there went bye-bye about a year before we’re lost it too…

are there any good PMs that can come out of this (a vote of no confidence), or is it like how we would have gotten Mike Pence the evangelical AIDS denying robot as president?

(I spent 2019 trying to get that in peoples heads)(he calls his wife mother that is canon!)(that said for a hot second it could’ve be pelosi and when i tell you i don’t use chef’s kiss lightly….)

I mean, the short answer is no. The Tories are, one and all, morally repugnant and appalling wastes of human skin, so the choice is basically to look at their top trumps stats and go 'Would I prefer more evil but too incompetent to enact most of it? Or less evil but competent enough to enact it?'

My husband and I actually disagree on whether Tessie May or Big Dog is worse to deal with. For me, the perils of Big Dog come down to the cult of personality, which were never going to last forever and is now crumbling dramatically. Ultimately, he has always been an inept and bumbling ham. Incompetent and stupid doesn't begin to cover it. His politics are worse than hers, yes, but he's unable to enact the worst of it, or indeed a lot of it.

Whereas May is intelligent and competent and even when she was widely hated by the whole country AND the party, she still managed to get shit done. And unlike BJ, who believes in himself and just wants the adulation, she believes in the party, and what they stand for. A true believer.

So, the long answer, on picking a successor now... Christ, who to choose? I mean from my perspective, I want the Tory Civil War to extend right into the next general election. I want a series of clowns each used as a scapegoat by the others until Labour just forward roll their way into power. Hard to know who would do that best.

I think the most likely four in the running are:

Rishi Sunak reminds me of David Cameron. He delivers speeches that make people say things like 'I don't like Tories, but he did very well', which is a slippery slope (although he's also face-clawingly embarrassing at PR visits). He personally caused 8-17% more COVID infection clusters with the Eat Out to Help Out scheme, and he has openly and provably given billions of pounds of COVID money to his friends and family, and he's mega super corrupt. BUT, Tory voters will not want a brown Hindu man as PM, and it's interesting how the Telegraph straight up reported that his 'the PM's tax' comment was a distancing maneuver from his own unpopular work. I suspect they don't want him either.

Liz Truss is a very realistic option? She's an awful libertarian who has the charisma of a tea towel that you got wet and put in a cupboard and now it's not dried and the kitchen smells. Minister for Women and Equalities who hates identity politics and cancelling people and thinks misogyny should not be a hate crime. She loves selling weapons to Saudi Arabia and has even broken international law to do so. Watching her try to appeal to the youth is an exercise in learning the true meaning of 'cringe'. And, you know, Tory voters hate women and love scapegoating them, plus she's been BJ's best mate for a while, so... there's that.

Uh, let's think... Dominic Raab. Current Deputy PM. Human boil. So far his evil has been obscured by Big Dog's, but honestly I think the cabinet crumbles within a month if it's him - and here's the thing! We're going to get him at least briefly anyway. As Deputy, if BJ goes, either by resignation or by vote of no confidence, Raab takes over until a new leader is elected. It will be very funny.

And, last but by no means least, Michael Gove, a national laughing stock who looks like someone tried to play dress up with their biggest toe. He's a walking disaster. He's incompetent in the extreme. He's best summed up by my favourite political comic of all time, which is this classic from 2016:

It's just so accurate. So honest. It strikes so completely to the heart of the man.

So, I hope it's him, but honestly... No good choices.

#politik #asks

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