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mazeinthemiroh · 2 years

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I see your request is open and I'm excited to make one ❤️😭 can I request how ateez would react on trying period cramp simulator?? Like their s/o brought them the device and forces them to have a taste of how it feels to be at the verge of dying every once a month 🤧

ateez reactions to a period cramp simulator

genre: full crack, lmao

word count: 0.7k

warnings: mentions of a pain kink, cursing

authors notes: lowercase intentional. thank you so much for requesting, honestly you made my day this was such a good idea of yours! i really enjoyed writing this, the thought of it is so freaking funny to me idk why 😭 anyways i really hope you enjoy reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it!

hongjoong

i can just imagine his face dropping when you tell him what that device in your hand was for. you can see his fear building in his eyes. he would throw some excuse at you like "oh yeah for sure i will do that but uhh maybe another time? i'm too busy atm baby" or "nah i'm tired rn, but it sounds like a great idea don't get me wrong *eye twitch*" obviously you don't give his excuses the time of day, walking over and pulling his shirt up, telling him "well my period comes at inconvenient times too. when nature calls you'll just have to deal with it-" "YEAH BUT IT ISN'T NATURAL FOR ME??"

seonghwa

he thinks you're joking at first ngl. he lets out a soft little chuckle at your idea, but when he sees you're actually serious all laughing stops. will hold your hand and squeeze it extremely hard like its a birth simulator instead of a period one because he is ✨STRUGGLING.✨ afterwards he will probably be like "babe, i had no idea this was so painful 🥺🥺🥺" and proceed to buy you mountains of chocolates, flowers, sanitary products, everything. he's so supportive <3

yunho

baby asks what he has done wrong 😭😭 like, what has he done to deserve this?? but you have to reassure him like "noooo, you didn't do anything wrong i was just curious and wanted to try it." he's giving you the biggest, most adorable puppy eyes he could ever muster but he eventually lets you have your little experiment. and regretfully so. i feel like yunho has pretty good pain tolerance but still, he has never had this amount of pain in that specific area so he's amazed

yeosang

"no" "yes" "no" "yes" "i'm not doing that" "yes you are". it will take a lot of bickering before yeosang gives into you, rolling his eyes when you sort out the device on him. you start on the lowest setting but because he was arguing with you before you turn the pain level up, and up, and up. "yeah its not that ba- ah!" he winces as it gets worse and worse. "there is no way you go through this every month??"

san

gets all pouty and starts whining when you put the device on him. "y/nnnn ahh have a not been a sweet boyfriend to you? treated you right? why must i suffer????" when you finally turn on the simulator, at first he's like "...oh... yk what i think i can do this actuall- LORD HELP ME" you'd think those rock hard abs of his could withstand the pain but man is trying to fight back tears over here-

mingi

mingi thinks he is going to die. his pain tolerance is not that best so this simulator thing is pretty unbearable for him. at some point you gotta take pity on the guy and low the pain because you can see in his eyes that he's hurting so much <///3 after this littel experiment is over, he is panting and glaring at you. "right, no cuddles for you for the rest of the week!" this little protests literally lasts an hour, tops

wooyoung

"so what you're saying is that you have a pain kink" "wha- wooyoung!" "why else do you want me to do this?" he laughs his obnoxious hyena laugh ily wooyoung and he's obviously teasing you and turning it into a joke but there's no deny the trace of hesitance in his eyes. anyways long story short, you have to tackle and restrain him to put the device on. you don't know if he's being his super dramatic self or if he is in actual pain but he is not having a good time, nope. he's definitely gonna get you back for this one.

jongho

would probably laugh and shrug. he likes a good challenge and i feel like he has good pain tolerance too?? so he's like "sure, why not ig?" but as the cramps start to increase in frequency and pain, in his mind he starts to regret his decision. his face is blank for most of the time because you're just staring at him waiting to see his reaction. he sorta purses his lips and mutters "are we done yet?" and you smile and shrug "nah we still got the highest setting to go." oh shit.

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imaketheladiesmcswoon · 3 years

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would u like to share some emma hcs u have? :D

ily /p ty for the ask

okay so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i swear as soon as i get these asks my mind goes blank ummm

okay so like my main hc is that shes trans which i saw once like the reason she doesnt like singing in beanies is voice dysphoria which makes so much sense

okay putting the rest under the cut coz this getting a bit long

also that the reason it was easier for her to travel in guatemala was because no periods/cramps which also makes a lotta sense

i have this like, its not a full headcanon yet, but like im testing it out but not sure if i fully like it yet, is that emma is adopted, like shes not biologically janes sister which explains the like oh emma is the lesser sister and always in janes shadow

(either that or she like had a different dad or mum to jane, but like in some way she and jane arent related/fully related)

also i feel like emma smoked a lotta weed in high school (probs canon tbh) and ended up failing a lot of her classes coz she just turned up to class high a lot

i havent seen perkys buds btw so idk much about emmas weed habits LMAO

also i feel like a few times emmas got in trouble jane used to try and get her out of it/save her but emma ended up just getting pissed like oh just coz youre the perfect sister doesnt mean you have to save my ass all the time jane and they got into a big argument

so jane ended up just not helping emma out of stuff at all after that

also bet emma got drunk at parties a lot

also since like i hc her as trans i feel like her parents wouldnt be too accepting of it especially since shes like 30 so like in that time it would be unlikely for her to be accepted

i do feel like emma would have a kind of "fuck you imma be me idc what you think attitude" and would end up just presenting how she wants to and not caring much what people think of her

but also i feel like she could have just stayed closeted out of not being bothered to get into any more trouble if that makes sense?

like shes already the family disappointment by smoking weed and failing all her classes so why make things worse by being trans? yk?

maybe in high school she just stayed closeted but in college/uni she decided fuck it emma time

also i feel like emma realised she was bi (i hc her as bi) before she realised she was trans, but still had a female pref so just didnt mention it, probs had a secret bf at one point in high school, but was probs mostly like flings at parties and nothing superrrr serious

yeah also i feel like when she first met paul she was kind of reluctant to like Be Romantically Involved With Him because she didnt want it to end up as another meaningless fling that either broke her heart or she broke his even tho paul is so not the heartbreaker type, then when she realised paul fully really genuinely liked her thats when she allowed herself to actually let her feelings be there instead of pushing them down

#i hope y'all enjoyed these lmao #hcs #joey says stuff

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