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Hi I loved to read you fics!!! You're an amazing writer!
thank you very much!! 💞💞🥰🥰 i may not be actively writing/engaging rn, but i promise i still think about carnation and sexy yumyum yautja lol!! i'm just on haitus 😌💗
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Kevin Peter Hall as Jungle Hunter/The Predator in Predator (1987) 04/??
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hi lovely,
just wanted to pop in and check on you, i understand that writing is hard and sometimes inspiration comes and goes.
carnation is a wonderfully written piece of work and i enjoy rereading it all the time! should you continue the story i would absolutely LOVEEE to read it 💕
dawwww fank yew!!! 💞💞💞 i'm so glad you enjoy carnation, for my first actual multi-part story, it's gotten so much love! 🥰
i do plan on finishing it, truly honestly and for realsies! 😭🙏like part iv sits at about 2/3 of the way done, i've just been stuck on some of the middle filler stuff and a plot point i want to work in lmao 💀 and i think a thing that's keeping me in writer's limbo is that my interests are just on another fandom right now, so it just makes writing yautja stuff harder tbh (and why i've been like...... MIA from this blog and my sw blog 💀)🤷♀️when i have the time, i'll watch predator again and maybe that'll get my smooth brain to form some wrinkles LOLZ
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Hey!
When will part 4 of carnation be out ?
idk lolz. it'll be out when it's out UwU
#anon#anon ask#ask answer#translation: writing is hard and i'm burnt out from fandom 🙃#that said it is not abandoned!! i do intend on finishing it!! 😭
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Hello!!!
Are you ok?
YES!! lmao 💀💀💀 i am, i promise!! just very busy in irl world, and also a tad disenchanted with fandom at the moment. i have been pretty low-socials for a while due to Things Happening, so i do apologize for not really giving an update sooner for my absence.
i can't promise when, but i will say that this blog and carnation isn't abandoned!! i'm just off doing other things! 💞
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Hi All! In honor of the end of the year, I wanted to create a fic rec list honoring the hard work that fanfic writers do. I’ll be posting this list on January 1, 2023. Before then, my inbox and DM’s will be open to accept your recommendations.
RULES:
SEND A LINK TO THE FIC YOU’RE RECOMMENDING. Or at least link the author’s @/masterlist/ao3 account so I can find it.
Fics do not have to have been first posted in 2022; I know from my own experience we sometimes find older fics that become favorites and those deserve love as well.
Submissions will all be listed anonymously on the list, so you can send your recs under anon.
Accepting canon, x reader, and x oc fics! Fics also don’t have to be ship related.
Any fandom will be accepted: my page is mostly for Star Wars fics, but I’ll create a tab for any fics you may have.
And feel free to recommend your own works! You worked hard this year too, and you deserve recognition.
Do not submit any fics with minors in NSFW scenarios, clonec*st, master/padawan ships, or r*xsoka. They will not be posted and you will be blocked.
Feel free to reblog/share this post; the more fics we can add the better! I’ll be accepting recommendations until December 31st. Hope you all are having a Happy Holidays 💕
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Does this help for the shadow banned thing?
https://at.tumblr.com/that-damn-girl/657063708366929920/z4cthbh2frke
Apparently they are supposed to tell you why you got banned within five days?
thank you for the link!! i actually have filled out three tickets to support so far, and uhh... i haven't gotten anything back on them 🙃🙃🙃 so that's something. the latest one i filled out was a couple days ago, so i'm gonna wait a week or so before sending another one (unless of course i hear something from tumblr obvi)
thanks again tho!! 💞💞
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Are you okay? You haven't updated in forever
yaur i'm fine!!! i've just been going through school, finals, life, etc etc yadda yadda bababooey. the usual. 😗 also writer's block lmao 💀 also this blog is kinda sorta really highkey shadowbanned and tumblr hasn't gotten back to me but that's a beast to conquer another day i guess 🙃
thanks for checking in tho!!
#ask answer#ask#anon ask#i wanna update stuff i really do!! 😭😭#i'm just very disillusioned atm 😭#like when i open my drafts i feel dread and sadness#but i'm okay!! just not engaging much with fandom
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hello, ur blog doesn't show up in the suggestions when u search for it, what's happening 🥺
tbh i think i might be shadowbanned a lil bit. my dms are also gone, so idk what's happening 🤷♀️ i also haven't been posting/engaging much on any of my blogs, so my relative inactivity might also have something to do with it? idk lolz, probs just the classic tumblr glitch
i'm not too bothered (at the moment, good lord🙄) but if it like turns into something where all my subsequent posts start flopping, then i might do something LOL.
thank you tho for checking in!!! that is very sweet of you!! 💞💞💞
#ask answer#ask#yeah idk y'all 😔💔#i'll maybe email Mr. Tumblr himself to figure out what's happening#but again i'm not too torn up LMAO 💀💀💀
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why did my dms disappear for this blog. why have the tumblr lords so cruelly and unjustly taketh away my silly little messages. what have i, yautja tumblr blog pyode-luar-ke, done to deserve this. my eighth amendment rights have been violated. i will never be the same.
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E G B X
thanks for playing!! 💞💞
B. what’s your favorite fandom to read?
can’t pick a fav, but probs the most i consume by sheer number is star wars. 💀💀💀 then of course yautja (bc this is a yautja sideblog) and i also love hobbit/lord of the rings 😌❤️ tho i do also read some dc comics fics (specifically dcau/jlu) and the labyrinth fics bc david bowie as king jareth owns me.
E. who is your OTP?
tbh i don’t think i really have one? like there’s couples that i think are very wholesome when written well (bobadin, shaak ti/luminara unduli, to name a few) but none of them really reach that “OTP threshold” for me y’know? 😅
G. longfics or shortfics?
for reading, longfics bc they are the only thing keeping me afloat, and i generally tend to write shortfics.
X. give a summary of your current project!
.... soooooo i kinda have multiple wips atm. most are requests (one of which i’ve made a carnation prequel 👀), but obvi the final part of carnation kinda takes centerstage huh? 😅 but to make a veryyy long part short: basically it’s a collection of snippets of khu-eon’s childhood, new additions to the clan (wink wink), and reader’s journey to becoming welcome to her mates’ clan ship. plus a very special ending (wink wink wonk). 😉😉
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fanfic author asks
A. what’s your favourite fandom to write?
B. what’s your favourite fandom to read?
C. what fandom(s) did you start writing?
D. what fandom(s) do you write now?
E. who is your OTP?
F. canon fics or au?
G. longfics or shortfics?
H. original characters or no?
I. porn with plot or porn without plot?
J. smut or fluff?
K. angst or happy?
L. favourite fic of yours?
M. least favourite fic of yours?
N. do you write smut?
O. where do you post your fics?
P. do you write exclusively fanfic?
Q. link your most recent fic.
R. link your favourite fic of all-time.
S. link your favourite author.
T. when did you start reading fanfic?
U. when did you start writing fanfic?
V. post the last sentence you wrote.
W. when was the last time you wrote?
X. give a summary of your current project!
Y. what is the title of your current wip?
Z. how to you feel about your wip compared to other works of yours?
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Can we get a yautja and a reader with dental braces?
teething problems | gn!yautja x gn!reader
A/N: everyone please just assume that the yautja in this story is like hyper-new to earth, like a first time scout or something, bc i know realistically there’d be no way a yautja wouldn’t know anything about braces 💀 they’ve studied humanity for like centuries or whatever, they’ve gotta know more about us that we do at this point lol
also, the “sand fish” thingies? made em up. think of a sea squirt.
enjoy!
summary: who knew that having braces could be kinda fun?
word count: 895
content: 18+, gn!reader, gn!yautja, pre-relationship, discussions of dentistry, arguing, warming up to each other, play fighting, my attempt at comedic writing
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"So they are purely corrective?" Your alien... visitor asks, and you once again bat their clawed paw away from your mouth. They click, mandibles quivering in a manner you've come to learn as: Amusement. The ass.
For whatever reason, they've found your braces to be incredibly intriguing.
"Yeah, I guess. I certainly don't wear them for comfort." You laugh dryly, swatting away their paw once more before focusing on your work. Lately, they’ve been much more grabby, a far cry from when you first interacted with them when they wouldn’t even breathe near you for fear of contracting some “ooman virus”.
Whatever. Two could play that game. You avoided them like the plague— saying they had Space Yautja Flu— until they inevitably stopped being ridiculous.
Now they’re touchy and frequently invade your personal space. Recently the fascination has become your mouth. Double-edged sword, you suppose.
"Such an archaic form of medicine." The Yautja snorts, crossing their arms over their chest. They shake their head, pitying, "Yautja technology would remedy your teeth in a matter of minutes.”
"Well, it's too bad we don't have that, do we?" You snap, and it definitely strikes a nerve in your companion, because they literally roar at you— Mandibles flaring, ivy green tresses raising, and all. You flinch, even though you don’t mean to. Yautja get nasty when you show weakness. They back off with a low growl.
The only reason, really, that you are currently harboring a Yautja in your dining room as you try to type up a report for your boss is because their ship got stolen. A huge embarrassment for them. Maybe they shouldn’t have landed it in fucking Yosemite.
“Sorry, geez.” You mutter, clacking a bit harder at the keys of your laptop. It’s not your fault that Big Brother seized their ship, but it is a sore subject for them. You feel a bit bad. Shouldn’t’ve used that jab.
The Yautja says nothing for a long enough time that you nearly completely focus on your report again. Only the clock on the wall ticks, your keys clicking, and some light shuffling from the Yautja makes any noise. It’s peaceful— A rarity these days.
Halfway through the analysis section, you hear a door open somewhere in the house, followed by lumbering footsteps. Confused, you look to see that the Yautja had abandoned their spot next to you. Before you can call out, you hear a clatter quickly accompanied by a trill that tapers into rapid clicking.
“What the Hell are you doing?” You shout and the heavy footsteps fall closer and closer until the Yautja comes barreling around the corner. You jump when they leap next to you, their tresses swing wildly. Their green eyes are wide and bright, and their tusked jaws click together.
“What is this?” They ask, seemingly breathless, and you can barely process the question through their excitement before they thrust an object in your face. You have to stare down the bridge of your nose, and recognize the white metal contraption immediately.
“... My Waterpik?” You ask slowly, a quizzical look crossing your face as you stare at the device you use to clean up sometimes if the toothbrush or flossing missed some spots.
“The device plays like sand fish!” The Yautja exclaims, and they make that drawling, warbled trilling noise again, and it’s so strange, but you can’t help but smile. It must be the Yautja equivalent to laughing— to expressing joy. You tilt your head and ask, “Sand fish?”
“From childhood. As pups, we hunted the sand fish at Yautja Prime riverbanks, and when you grabbed them, they would squirt water at your eyes! Then we fileted and ate them. Very fun, very tasty.” The Yautja clicks so rapidly that you almost can’t follow what they say, but then they decide to make a case in point.
Before you can stop them, they’ve clicked and aimed the Waterpik at you, and the tiny jet stream of water hits you smack dab on the center of your forehead. You yelp, shielding your face with your arms only to get hit on the cheek and then on your side.
“Stop!” You can’t help but shriek in laughter, scrambling up from your chair to try and flee the unrelenting spurts of water. Big misstep. Yautja are hunters. You make it three steps— not even past the dining room table— until you’re seized by the arm. The large hand with its sharp claws wrap firm around your forearm, and your visitor all but pulls you back to them.
It’s a very... compromising position. The Yautja holds you against their body, their very toned thighs below your legs, your head against their chest. You look up at them, they look down at you. Your cheeks start to feel warm. They click their tusks together, and you catch sight of the forked tongue behind their secondary row of sharp teeth.
Then they start to purr. Then their mandibles relax, spreading wide and pink.
For a second, you expect the evening to take a very different turn...
... Which is then ruined when they spray you with the Waterpik, directly in your eyes. You shriek, closing your eyes, your hands blindly swatting at the Yautja’s reptilian-esque hide.
They take the opportunity to stick their clawed fingers in your mouth, victoriously trilling.
The fascination is lost on you.
#the predator#predator#aliens vs predator#avp#yautja#yautja fanfic#predator x reader#predator x you#predator x human#yautja x reader#yautja x you#yautja x human#gn!yautja#gn!reader
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requests!!
sooo… carnation iv is sorta sitting in Limbo in my brain, so i thought why not open requests to get the creative juices flowing and escape the Void? 🤷♀️
send me an ask, and i’ll write a short drabble/one shot/headcanon(s) for you! you can use any one of my yautja characters (or ask for your own, just send me a dm with your character’s rundown), or just a Nameless Yautja (male or female). lmk if you want to specify afab/fem/amab/masc/enby/etc reader as well.
i can’t promise i’ll get to everyone’s ask, as these are just requests to jumpstart me back into writing, but i’ll try my best. 🤗
before you send your ask in, just know that i DON’T write for:
noncon/rape or dubcon
incest/pseudoincest
pedophilia
BSDM that is overly sadistic
A/B/O (omegaverse)
that should be all, though just remember that i reserve the right to decide which requests i write and which i don’t. ❤️
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Predators [Scar, Celtic, Chopper]- AVP
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NOOOO im extra cringe!! i just found the worst most blatant mistake in carnation part ii 💀💀💀 humbled.
oh my fuck im actually so cringe, i spelled khu-eon with an apostrophe the first time his name showed up and then with a dash each subsequent time 💀💀💀
#straight up a paragraph ends with an incomplete sentence#do i go back and fix it?#... no#remember: posterity and comedic value
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NOOOOO 😭💔💔
rip 😞💔
First hunt & Adventure
Me? Actually writing? More likely than u think
Day one and two of predvember by @jacklycan! I'm super excited to participate in this!!
A/N: I would say 45 for a Yautja is around 15 in human years? And their wasn't much info on K'yipsas so I took some liberties lol
"No, my pup. You are still too young to go on a hunt." Am'hla states, not looking up from the herb garden she carefully tends to. "Too small, you could get hurt."
"I am not too young, I'm 45 years old! And you have spent years training me yourself. You're the one who said my aim with the bow is impeccable. You know I'm ready for this." Jha'tha huffs at her mom, crossing her arms. "Plus I'm always going to be small, that won't change." She grumbles.
Am'hla sighs. "My stubborn pup." She walks over to her daughter and places her hands on her shoulders. "As thick skulled as your sire." She mumbles, mostly to herself. "Fine." She mirrors Jha'tha and crosses her own arms. "Prove your aim and bring back a K'yipsas."
"A K'yipsas?" The flying creatures weren't particularly big or fearsome, but they're armored and fast and often swarmed together in the hundreds.
"Yes. Shouldn't be too difficult for someone with aim as good as yours. You will leave at first light tomorrow. Now, come help me with the herbs."
Jha'tha tries her best to hold back a sigh. "Yes, bearer."
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Jha'tha is glad that leaves at first light, the trek to the swamps where the K'yipsas like to swarm is going to take longer than expected.
After a quick first meal and grabbing her satchel-- fully packed with medical supplies and rations, courtesy of her mother-- she slings her bow and quiver of arrows over her shoulder and heads out.
It's mid-day by the time Jha'tha reaches the swamps, and she can easily hear the large group of K'yipsas before she even sees a them.
The insects clinging to the spindly trees while others fly around, and the easiest target would be one on the trees.
But Jha'tha isn't going to take the easy route.
She quietly ascends one of the trees, steadying herself on a limb and readying her bow. Crouching down, she locks onto one of the flying creatures, leans forward to aim and--
And her long tendrils fall forward, the few beads in them clinking together.
The sound isn't loud, not compared to the natural sounds of the swamps, but it still causes the K'yipsas to swarm into a panicked frenzy.
"Pauk!" Jha'tha quietly curses, mostly at herself for not tying her tendrils back.
It takes awhile for the swarm to calm down, and when they do it's further within the swamp. Jha'tha descends the tree-- making sure to tie her tendrils back when she's back on solid ground-- and makes her way to where the insects have settled.
She repeats her process. Swiftly climbing a tree, settling in a good advantage spot, leaning forward to aim and--
And a loose piece of tree bark shifts under her feet and falls to the ground, inciting another panicked swarm.
"Oh come on!" Groaning, she quickly makes her way down the tall tree.
Not waiting for the swarm to settle, Jha'tha chases after them. She readies her bow, aiming for a K'yipsas on the outskirts of the swarm. She fires and--
And the arrow bounces right off of its thick plated back.
"Cjit! How did I forget that!" The creatures have thick, almost armor like skin on their backs.
The only way to kill them is to aim for their vulnerable underbelly.
Groaning, Jha'tha rounds the side of the swarm, struggling to keep up with her target and to find a spot where she can aim for its weak point and--
She found it. An open spot to aim at it.
Waisting no time, Jha'tha shoots another arrow.
And hits the K'yipsas dead center in its underbelly.
It falls to the ground with a shriek as Jha'tha lets out a cry of victory.
She walks up to her kill, yanking the goo-covered arrow from its belly and picking it up by one of its many legs.
"Thank you for the hunt, zabin. My bearer is going to be be proud of me."
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The sun's have begun to set and blanket the village in a warm hue by the time Jha'tha makes her way home.
She presents her kill to her mother, holding it up with a triumphant click of her mandibles.
Am'hla is very proud of her youngest pup.
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Predvember taglist; @arthurmorganstinkydick @bobafettuccini @penandsaber (dm me or ask in the comments if u want to be tagged!)
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