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kitkatvantaz · 3 months

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I really hope they return Jade's silly personality :((

#draw #drawing #homestuck #fanart #jade harley #yiffy homestuck #homestuck 2 #homestuck^2

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jarmes · 4 months

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Homestuck: Beyond Canon Fanfic - Yiffy's Mother

The first thing Yiffy notices is that the woman standing before her looks like her mother. She has her long, messy dark hair, the big glasses, the protruding teeth, and the pointy white ears. Except, she’s young. Younger than Yiffy, maybe. And, the smell is wrong. She smells like dried blood. She hovers in the air, with eyes darker than the darkest night, and stares at Yiffy.

Yiffy growls.

Use your words, Yiffany.

the imposter says without moving her lips. Yiffy winces as the words appear in her brain, overriding her thoughts, keeping her from thinking about anything but the imposter’s command.

YIFFY: FUCK YOU

DAVE: oh shit boss i dont think doggy girl is happy to see you

The imposter’s retainers emerge from the shadows. To her left stands a troll with red wings, curved horns, and a massive smile. Something about her makes Yiffy afraid, more afraid than she’s ever been. To the imposter’s right is a metal man with red sunglasses, holding a sword. She recognizes him from the photos. Dave Strider, her mom’s husband, deceased for several years. He has no face, just the sunglasses, making it impossible to ascertain his emotion.

You’ve traveled far to reach us. Past the plot point, through the darkest reaches of space. Do you know why?

YIFFY: TO KILL YOU

That is what you think your purpose is. Unfortunately, this is the moment is pulled away and the wizard is revealed to be a man, a simple inventor who has controlled his kingdom through endless lies. Do you know why you want to kill me?

YIFFY: BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS

I did. But that is not why you are here. You are here because I have willed it.

YIFFY: FUCK YOU

You are repeating yourself.

Yiffy snarls at the demon wearing her mother’s face. She charges forward and lunges at the imposter. The retainers stop her. Yiffy freezes, midair, as the troll summons glowing hears. She can’t move, no matter how hard she tries. She feels like she’s choking as her lungs are locked in place by the power of a god.

Strider holds his sword up to Yiffy’s throat. With a single motion, he could kill her. If she wasn’t frozen, she would try and bite him.

DAVE: you need to get a cool sword

DAVE: or a shitty one i guess

DAVE: the point is you probably could have hit her with a bit more reach

DAVE: like wed all think you had failed and then you would say youre already dead and a bunch of blood would explode out like in a samurai film

Dave.

DAVE: plus it fits with the family bloodline and stuff

DAVE: youre my niece right

DAVE: nice to meet you

DAVE: i like the nostalgia critic outfit

Dave.

ARADIA: dave i think youre talking too much again

DAVE: yeah that happens

Strider sheathes his sword and the troll unfreezes time. Yiffy crashes down onto the floor in front of the imposter.

ARADIA: if its any consolation

ARADIA: death isnt really a big deal

ARADIA: lots of people die

ARADIA: weve all died

ARADIA: me and dave again and again

ARADIA: your friends are probably having the time of their lives!!!

Yiffy spits on the imposter’s leg. She doesn’t react.

You are not here to kill me. Because, of course, that could not happen unless I allowed it, and dying now would be inconvenient for my duties. You are here because I have allowed you to come here, my child.

YIFFY: YOU ARENT MY MOM

Correct. I am not Jade Harley, although I have been using her corpse as an outfit for many years. But, in many ways, I am more a parent to you than either of your mothers.

YIFFY: WHAT

My name is Calliope. Not the fearful murdered side character hiding in your grandmother’s basement, the better version. A version of Calliope who won. I created you, Yiffany. You would not exist if not for my intervention.

YIFFY: FUCK OFF

Let me tell you a story.

DAVE: yay storytime

Once, there was a group of children, who were ripped from their lives and forced to play a terrible game. The game broke them down, through pain and death, and rebirthed them as heroes. A terrible man, my brother, served as the ultimate boss of this game. Those heroes, rather than follow the path the game set before them, ran away to a paradise called Earth C. I became the shepherd of this Garden of Eden and watched as they lived happy lives. But, one of them, the Prince, was unsatisfied with happiness. He wanted the story to continue. And, to continue, it needed conflict. It needed a villain. A monster, a replacement for my brother. The Prince decided to be that become that villain. He escaped from Earth C so he could spread pain through existence. And, as the caretaker of a conflict-free world, it became my job to stop him.

YIFFY: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

The Prince is powerful. Almost as strong as me. He cannot be killed by conventional means. He is a metatextual being and can only be killed by a metatextual weapon. You, Yiffany, are my weapon.

YIFFY: WHAT

The Prince has complete control over his piece of existence. The only way to kill him is with something that should have never existed. A concept so ungodly stupid that, if he were to ever come into contact with it, he would cease to be.

To defeat my foe, I was forced to damage my paradise. I controlled the heroes like puppets, making them do things they would never do. I forced them to create my weapon. First, I had your surrogate and her wife adopt and raise a clone of Vriska. A deeply, deeply bad concept. But, unfortunately, not bad enough. Next, I created your friend Tavros. A child of rape, born from a hero twisted beyond recognition. A cowardly boy molested by a clown. Surely he would be enough! And yet, he was not potent enough. But with you, I created perfection.

Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde-Harley. You should not exist. You are a living plothole who exists because I forced your mothers to abandon their values. The Prince fears you, Yiffany. He knows that you can kill him.

YIFFY: WHY DID YOU MAKE VRISSY AND TAV IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO KILL THEM

They ceased to have any purpose in my plans. And, when I restored my paradise to how it should have been, they could not have been part of it. Better to get them out of the way now. Besides, their deaths made it easy to control you.

YIFFY: NOBODY CONTROLS ME

The Prince was smart. He removed himself from my domain as soon as my plans began. But, I managed to chase him here, to this land of abominations. And you, you worthless abomination, you heard my words in your head and chased them here. You have never made a choice in your entire life. You are a puppet, dragged around by the string, deluding herself into thinking she’s in control. It’s sad, really.

Yiffy lunges at Calliope, but she’s too slow. The Muse teleports to the other side of the room, completely fine. Yiffy crawls to her feet.

YIFFY: IF I CAN KILL DIRK

YIFFY: THEN I CAN KILL YOU TOO

Correct. Unfortunately, you will not get the chance.

YIFFY: ILL KILL STRIDER AND THE TROLL

YIFFY: MAKE YOU FEEL HOW I FELT WHEN YOU KILLED TAV AND VRISSY

Calliope laughs. I don’t need the time players to defeat you. I am more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Yiffy charges at her. After a few steps, she trips, falling onto the hard stone floor. As she tries to stand up, she feels a sharp pain in her chest. A heart attack, from years of annoying anger anger. She gasps for air, but the pain is too strong for her to even take in a breathe. She looks up at me, at her true mother. She realizes that I am controlling this, just as I have controlled everything. She knows that her only chance to live is to bow. Tiffany crawls to her feet and lowers her head.

Good girl. Let’s go kill the Prince.

#yiffy homestuck #homestuck #homestuck fanfic #fanfiction #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #calliope homestuck #dave strider #aradia homestuck #beyond canon #homestuck^2 #dirk strider

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mia-0-uw · 3 months

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Yknow I've heard a lot of people gripe about homestuck 2 but like... idk I just love seeing these characters do shit and also I think the way the canon is being explored through dirk and alt calliope's meta-combat is interesting. Sometimes I get the meat and candy timelines twisted up, but like I think accepting that candy *means* things make less sense so that they're more emotional and meat *means* that things are more plotfocused and are meant to click less emotionally makes how fraught the characters end up being by the goings-on more interesting since it's like they're subconsciously fighting back against the essence of their universes.

I also think yiffy is a good character I don't *CAAAARE* that she's named after furry porn I don't *CAAAARE* that her name is a Pippi Longstocking pun. I like her story, I like that she's nonverbal, I like how much she fights against Jane. She truly has that dog in her. I will not hear anything bad against my girl.

#homestuck 2 #homestuck spoilers #cw // homestuck #homestuck #yiffy homestuck #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley

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eldritch-apawmination · 1 year

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I WILL TOLERATE NO MORE YIFFY SLANDER.

THEYRE MY LIL GUY(GENDER NEUTRAL) AND I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH

#homestuck #homestuck^2 #homestuck 2 #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #yiffy homestuck

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doggirlsotd · 1 year

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Today's dog girl of the day is Ruby aka Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley from Homestuck2...

April fools. I hate homestuck2

#her design is so good #her existence is so fucked though #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #ruby hs2 #ruby homestuck2 #yiffy homestuck #april fools #homestuck 2 #candy timeline #homestuck^2

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shittyjunedaiiy · 2 years

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So does tiny June have any tiny friends her size? Do they get up to any shenanigans together?

we chillin :D

@shitty-yiffy-daily @shittyjadedaily (and some discord frens :D)

#june egbert #jade harley #homestuck #shitty homestuck daily #homestuck ask blog #shittyjunedaiiy #small june :)#small frens :D #yiffy homestuck

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terminallysober · 2 months

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I wonder what they're talking about.

Sweet timeline: Where Calliope & Roxy use ectobiology and officially have a kid.

#homestuck #tavros crocker #tavros fanart #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #yiffy homestuck #yiffy fanart #yiffany lalonde harley #yiffany fanart #ms paint

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mr-foods · 5 months

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#homestuck #vrissy maryam lalonde #yiffy harley #jade harley #calliope #roxy lalonde #harry anderson #john egbert #doc scratch #the handmaid #the condesce #my art #fanart

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hurlyburlytopsyturvy · 2 months

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selfish, selfish, selfish adults

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hartteart · 1 month

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they’re some pretty neat kids, actually

#homestuck #homestuck: beyond canon #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #yiffany lalonde harley #vrissy maryam lalonde #harry anderson egbert #tavros crocker #look they’re all super cute #I would die for tavros specifically he is a delight #god i had SUCH a hard time with yiffy's character design #gotta draw her more

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toreodere · 1 month

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I feel like im gonna be sick aough! I was bored and wanted to make some redesigns of the HS^2 kids, and that led to me to making like, three normal designs, and then when I started sketching Tavros Crocker I started choke laughing so hard I couldn't bring myself to properly redesign him.

#homestuck #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #jade harley #roxy lalonde #john egbert #jane crocker #jake english #yiffy lalonde harley #vriska maryam lalonde #harry anderson egbert #tavros crocker #character redesign

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softesteshouten · 3 months

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Holy fucking shit, man.

#blog #upd8 #homestuck #homestuck squared #homestuck beyond canon #notwriting #notastory #notmyart #jade harley #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #yiffany lalonde harley #yiffy harley

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months

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>Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago.

>Get startled by phone ringing.

>It’s one of my players.

DIRK: Dude, it’s midnight. You good?

JADE: yeah!! yeah sorry if i woke you :( could i ask for a favor?

>OhGodSheKilledSomeone.gif

DIRK: Uh, sure? Shoot.

JADE: my daughter cant sleep, could you tell a quick story over speaker phone? she loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed but left my laptop at the office so i cant play them!!

>NaniTheFuck.mp3

DIRK: She listens to us to fall asleep?

JADE: yeah!! but she really likes your plot and npc acting bits. she calls you “dumb dumb mister”. guess “dungeon master” is a bit hard for a preschooler hehe

DIRK: Wow… Well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.

JADE: YESSS thank you! ok give me a sec to head back to her room... ...ok youre on speaker!

DIRK: Hey Ruby, it’s Uncle Dirk.

RUBY: [HAPPY GASP] DUMB DUMB MISTER

>I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg

DIRK: You ready for a story about [DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE] the time your mommy and her friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?

RUBY: [INCOMPREHENSIBLE HAPPY SQUEALING NOISES]

>I then proceed to spend nearly 20 minutes spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep.

>Friend thanks me for the help and says she’ll see me on game night.

>Lie down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked her.

>I am the dumb dumb mister.

#submission #source: 4chan greentext #homestuck #homestuck^2 #incorrect homestuck quotes #quote #dirk strider #jade harley #ruby harlonde #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #mod dave #this is actually the most adorable one ive read in a long time #also sorry. sorry. im not calling her yiffy. i dont give a shit im still not doing that

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insufferable-homestuck · 3 months

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jane crocker count your days ( i really hope we see yiffy soon )

#vrissy and yiffy the sisters #hom3stuck #homestuck 2024 #homestuck #homestuck 2 #hs2 #hsbc #homestuck: beyond canon #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #vrissy maryam lalonde #omega kids #upd8 !!!#upd8

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whamss · 3 months

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Long, harrowing sigh. Honestly this might have been the most unsatisfactory way they could've handled this whole deal for me. It was nice to finally see Kanaya flip out (I've been cheering for this forever, this much was cathartic), but something about the framing of Rose and Jade's motives just really ticked all the wrong boxes for me. Especially the way they seem to entirely upturn Rose's characterization. This cold, calculated depiction of her is very... Strange. Especially considering her extremely well-documented track record of impulsive, emotionally-driven decisions. It's weird to see her discarding any attempt at making amends with Kanaya in favor of being like, "I have seen the future, I know that you will forgive me, therefore I don't need to worry about any of this." Rose definitely has a penchant for fucking things up via immense hubris, but that never came with a total disregard for consequences. "A lot can change in 20 years" but we don't SEE that change in Rose. It feels lazy, and honestly more like whoever was writing her simply doesn't have an actual grasp on her character.

All of Rose's talk about inevitability was. Very strange for her too. I guess if I want to be generous I'll probably assume that they're trying to have Candy Rose mirror Meat Rose in being a character "puppeted" around by the narrative (cue Dirk and Rose "free will" conversation), but I don't really think that takes away from Rose's disconnect being very out of left field.

Although also in this same vein, the way Rose talks about her powers brings me back to this line (page):

So I guess at this point the most satisfying thing we can expect to see happen here is having Rose's ideas about inevitability promptly overwritten when Kanaya doesn't forgive her (or otherwise fulfilled in such a way that's ironically very unfortunate for Rose).

I'll save dissections of Jade's characterization for people who have a more thorough understanding of Jade than I do. I do think that her going, "You don't understand, Kanaya! Sure I fucked your wife, but sometimes people BOTHER ME with their PROBLEMS" was comedically eye roll worthy. I don't get the impression that either Rose or Jade are meant to be particularly sympathetic here, and I don't want them to be, but I do think that the way they went about making these two unlikeable is very forced and barely a passing attempt at being actually true to their characters.

Full marks for this panel though. The symbolism here of Kanaya painting over Rose's color (literally "removing her from her lips") is very good.

#talk tag #homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #upd8 #art in this update was good as always but the actual content was ass #instead of being rudely interupted i think that their conversation shouldve ended w kanaya chainsawing rose and jade in half #thus permanently changing the trajectory of yiffy and tavvys lives #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam

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mr-foods · 7 months

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one step beyond

#homestuck #alternate calliope #jade harley #yiffy harley #vriska serket #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #harry anderson #my art #fanart

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