actor!gojo who is your love interest on a tv show you’re both in. you claim that your romance is just for the cameras despite the fact that he charms his way into your pussy every night after filming.
“that was a good take we did out there, babe” he purrs entering your dressing room, his grin increasing as you groan. getting under your skin is his favourite pastime—if he doesn’t count getting into your pussy.
“oh save it for the cameras,” you fuss at him, waving him off with your script.
“but babeeee,” he persists his head nuzzling in your neck, his fingers toying with the hem of your pants,” it’s good for us to practice together… think of it as method acting.”
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Respectfully, if you HC Milo Greer as any height taller that 5'6, you are a coward.
Milo is our short King 👑, praise be to him and long may he reign. 🙏💙
He's gotta be looking like this next to Asher, David, and Sweetheart or I just can't accept it. 🤏
Let men and male characters be short, like actually short. Not Jensen Ackles short where everyone around him is just a freakish giant, but s h o r t. Short men are attractive as hell, and I will die on this hill.
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Kokiri wasn't staring. Saria said staring was rude and he didn't want to be rude, especially to Mask. But... the ocarina he'd pulled out was such a familiar color. It could be a coincidence, like with Min's instrument, but Kokiri couldn't know for sure until he got the chance to actually look at it.
The only problem was figuring out how to get that chance. Mask only ever showed his ocarina when he needed to use it, and that was rare enough. It was whipped out of his bag without warning, a short, familiar tune would play, and he'd tuck it away while everyone was distracted, marvelling at the neat effect the magic song would have. There and gone, like it never existed.
But Kokiri had to know.
Its nerves finally cracked when Mask used it to help Min and Malon wrangle the cuccos of Hyrule Town. He marched through town wearing a strange mask and playing an unfamiliar song, leading a line of cuccos straight to their pen. Another strange achievement of Mask and his ocarina completed, the boy stepped away from the commotion of Min and Malon, starting to put his tools away. Before he could stop himself, Kokiri was beelining towards him, questions ready.
"Mask!" Kokiri called, wincing at the louder volume than it intended. A few of the other heroes glanced its way, but didn't comment. Thankfully, Mask didn't either, but he did pause, bird mask half pulled off his face.
"Huh?"
"I like your ocarina," he started. He was going to follow up with the question sitting on the tip of his tongue, but before he could voice it, Mask cut him off.
"Thanks, I stole it from the Princess."
Kokiri gaped at him, mind fuzzing blank at the unexpected response. Mask grinned at his stunned expression, holding up the blue instrument for him to see, waving it slightly. "Don't worry," he continued. "She let me. I'll return it someday." And before Kokiri could say anything, he tucked the ocarina back into his bag and walked away, leaving Kokiri with an answer that only prompted more questions.
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Choose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible!
Thanks for the tag @felixantares
name of the artist: The Offspring
what is your gender?: Pretty Fly (for a white guy)
describe yourself: Dammit I changed again
how do you feel?: Not the one
if you could go anywhere, where would it be?: Americana
describe your best friend: She's got issues
your favorite time of day: Come out swinging
if your life was a tv show, what would it be called?: What happened to you?
what is life to you?: Bad Habit
relationship status: Me & my old lady
what do you fear?: We never have sex anymore
Tagging everyone! (Because I'm a big ol' cheat)
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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