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#yes this is about yukhei lmfao
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Whenever a male idol gets in trouble and has to reflect on his actions and take a break because he cheated on his gf or whatever and she told the world I’m literally like. Why do I care lol. Straight cis men especially ones that are famous and get easy attention from lots of people be like that. surely like 80% of male idols have done some rotten ass thing like gaslit or cheated on a gf before. It’s not rlly news lol
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kjmsupremacist · 3 years
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If you could give each NCT Member a super power which one would it be?also pick one for yourself :D I'm not sure if someone asked this before but i thought it might be fun - 🥢
omg okay sjdkfsjd see under the cut hehe!!
Taeyong - this is dangerous but I’d give him the ability to speak to animals . He’d probably like, go to the woods and never come back but I think he’d be quite happy
Kun - mind control so he can stop the neos from doing stupid shit he’s the only one I’d trust with this anyway
Taeil - mind reading I’d love to see what he’d do with it
Johnny - invulnerability, like Luke cage-style. Also this isn’t a superpower (but isn’t it tho?) uh I just think he deserves an ass 😔
Yuta - I think he deserves to change the weather on a whim. Would this be horrible because he’s an evil little scorpio. yes. But I don’t care I think it would be super sexy
Doyoung - he gets super strength I want to see him cold clock a ssang so bad. Like one punch K.O. same day shipping to god kinda shit
Ten - this is kind of boring but healing and here’s why: 1) I want him to live forever 2) he loves dancing more than like literally anything I think and I want him to always have that. The only problem is he’s evil and he’d probably weaponize this but that’s fine
Jaehyun - invisibility so he can come and go as he pleases. He wants literally NOTHING to do with nctzens and I respect that so hard
Sicheng - Just like. Super lucky. Like granted every opportunity to be successful (sm let him act goddammit)
Jungwoo - he’s like. Frothing at the mouth as it is I think we might as well let him secrete venom. Jungwoo ssangs watch ur backs you get too close and this mf will bite you and kill you instantly. Fuck around and find out.
Yukhei - I was so compelled by Lucas as Elsa so he can have control over ice and water and shit. I know it’s a bad idea to give him control over anything but somehow this feels like the safest choice. I would also say this means he can breathe underwater. yukhei waterbender? I don’t know.
Mark - I’m so worried about this dude I’m gonna say that 1 hour of sleep is like 10 so that he’s always well-rested and healthy. Like he’s a power-sleeper lmfao. or we could have spider-mark HAHA
Dejun - okay im being serious what else does this man need in life. He’s beautiful, he’s talented, he’s loved. I guess I’d give him like, super vision, kinda like hawkeye? so he can snipe the other neos
Kunhang - superspeed. I think that’s the pace his mind already works at so it would like, fit.
Renjun - I think renjun deserves to be able to light shit on fire with his mind. Would the entire sm complex be in ashes within 24 hours. yes. Good for him.
Jeno - telekinesis! I just think he’d have fun with it and maybe be able to get back at the dreamies for bullying him all the time for no reason
Donghyuck - I’m afraid to give him any kind of power at all. like. what power could i give him that WOULDNT immediately backfire. I guess it would be kinda funny if he was like ant-man
Jaemin - this is a TERRIBLE idea because he’s a strange little dude but whatever scarlet witch has going on. that.
Yangyang - oh god. um. As horrific as it would be for literally everyone who knows him, I’d give him teleportation. It just… fits his vibe, I think.
Shotaro - he’s a sweetheart so I think?? I can trust him with being able to inflict pain with his mind. Like it’s kind of dark but I think he needs to have something to protect him from like. His managers ?
Sungchan - I think it would be kinda sick and also really sweet if he could control plants
Chenle - super-hearing I just feel like he knows everybody’s secrets as it is… I think it would be hilarious if he just kept overhearing shit from a building away and he’s like… slowly crafting court cases against all his members
Jisung - I’d like to give him flight. I just think he’d have an absolute ball with it, and I like the image of him levitating
and as for me, I’m claiming shape-shifting! I just like it because it’s all encompassing (like, if I want to fly I can just grow wings, etc), also I want to be able to change my body on a whim--like. some days I just wanna remove my titties but other days they’re kinda nice to have around. also i think i deserve fangs.
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istgimamess · 6 years
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Label: yg entertainment
Stage name: Barbie
Debut year: 2014 (4yrs active)
Debut concept: sexy, dark, story driven, rap and dance heavy, hip hop/pop track!
Number of members: 1(solo artist)
Group name: you go by your stage name, Barbie!
Fandom name: bb's
Position: main dancer, vocal, rap and visual; basically everything (because you rock!)
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Male bestie: Yukhei (NCT)
How you meet: you hurt eachother both physically and emotionally, and then laughed about it. Alot! It was a normal day, you had just returned from dance practice and you were kind of exhausted; so you weren't paying that much attention to your surroundings! And then, let's just say, you hit a wall. Literally! Knees buckling, foreheads banging, elbows stabbing eachother in the stomachs - you struggled to break free. "Oh my freakin- you broke my face!! My face is broken!! What the hell is your forehead made out of?!! Bricks?!" "Well, I wouldn't of had to break your face if you had just watched where you were going, you frat-boy looking douche!" There was a long pause, some intense eye contact and then you both were cracking up; red faced and both clutching your stomachs, you managed to introduce yourselves! You've been attached at the hip ever since! You both have 4D personalities and you both love to make people laugh! You're 100x more extra when you're with eachother! Like Bonnie and Clyde, Tom and Jerry - you have eachothers back but always tease eachother constantly! He quickly becomes one of your best friends! He also gets oddly really protective of you, in a funny way, and his band mates like to tease him to see his reaction! "Hmm, I think my girl crush would have to be Barbie! She's really sexy!" "...(delayed reaction) Wait, what!? (^..gif..^)..who just said that!?? I'll stab you in the eye with a fork!!.." Even though he uses humor to mask how much he dislikes other people talking about you, you know if it came down to it, he would genuinely put someone in their place for you! Your friendship is the sweetest! (*sob*.. my 4D son!)
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Female bestie: Lisa (Black Pink)
How you meet: you meet through dance! You had started taking more and more dance classes and workshops after your debut and occasionally you would meet new people in those classes! Long story short, she "accidently" caught you off gaurd after practice one day and you might have turned around and kicked her in the shin in a desperate attempt to "defend" yourself. You apologized over and over again but she just wouldn't stop laughing and take your apology, "hahahahhahahahaha you call that self defense?! You looked like a rabid bunny...I'm sorry hahahhaha...I can't stop laughing...hahaha.." "HA! Hilarious. Laugh it up..." She ends up choking which makes you laugh hysterically, until both of you are just a mess of giggles. You quickly end up bonding over your love for dance and food! And it became kind of a game between you two, on who could sneak up and scare the other more: at award shows, at fan meets, at restaurants; any and everywhere you could possibly think of! You had gotten in couple of good scares, but she was still the reigning queen! Which, she always brags about! "Lisa, you're best friends with Barbie right!?" "Yeah! She's my bestie!" "I hear you like to sneak up and scare eachother! How do you usually do it?!" "Yeah! I get her everytime! Like this...(^.. gif..^).." She's such a fruitloop, but you love her!
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Group bestie: NCT Dream
How you meet: it was one of the weirdest encounters you've had in your entire life, to be completely honest. One second you were picking out something to eat at the local 7-11 and then without warning you were surrounded by a pack of fetus looking thugs. "You barbie!?" "We've literally watched every single one of her music videos and all of her interviews. We know what she looks like, why would you ask such a stupid question!?" "I was just trying to act cool!" "Well that's your problem right there! You're a rapper not an actor!" "You want to fight me!?" "Oh look, Canada thinks he can throw down.." "Stop pushing his buttons, Haechan. But on a serious note, we've all seen pictures of her on Lucas' phone sooooo that definitely was a stupid question.." "I swear to go-" "Umm, sorry to interrupt but...what is happening!?" "We're your new best friends, we're here to replace Lucas. Nice to meet you!" "Ummm..I mean..okay, sure.." And just like that, your fate was sealed! (No joke, my brothers football team actually did this to me! Soooo yeah, this legit happened!) You end up not really minding though. They are super supportive, always cheering you on and hyping you up! It's kind of cute, they follow you around like little ducklings; always competing with Lucas for your attention and friendship. "Noona, Yukhei said you prefer atleast one of your bestfriends to be buff so..(^.. gif..^).." You love them!
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Ship name: b-min, smiley couple
How you meet: you ran into him at an award show. Literally! You were too busy trying to watch out for Lisa! You knew she was obviously attending the award show, and you knew it was the perfect setting and opportunity for her to sneak up and scare you; so you weren't paying attention to anything! Until you were laying flat on the ground, another human being hovering over you. "Yikes, are you okay!?" "Oh my god! I'm soooo sorry!" You apologize profusely as he tries to help you stand. "It's no problem, I might be short but I'm sturdy- nope, I take that back, you're shorter.." With red cheeks and shaky hands you both stumbled awkwardly through your introductions and from then on, it was history! He ended up asking you out and you jumped at the gun to say yes; you've been together ever since. He really is a great boyfriend, always cuddling you, buying you flowers, taking you out to eat, supporting you. (I'm actually getting kind of jealous lmfao) He's whipped and his band mates tease him about it all the time! "And here we have Park Jimin not paying attention to the camera at all because he's too busy texting Barbie! What a shocker!....(^.. gif..^)..." You're total relationship goals!
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Biggest fan: Wooseok (Pentagon) is probably your biggest fan! He's constantly listening to your music, watching your MV's, downloading your songs, watching your TV appearances and talking about you in interviews! "I'm a huge fan of Barbie-noona! She's really talented and she's such a good dancer! I would love to collab with her sometime in the future!" It's the cutest thing; he's such a big fan of everything you do and he's so loyal to your fandom, constantly calling himself a fellow bb! "Wooseok, quick question! Do you think there is anyone in the world that dances better than Barbie?!" "...(^..gif..^)..." It's adorable!
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Scandal: it's not a secret that you're a dancing dancer who loves to dance, and it's definitely not a secret that EXO's Kim Jongin is one of the best dancers out there, in your opinion! (It's a total FACT!) So given that he's actually one of your closest friends, even an older brother at times; always willing to practice with you and give you advice! You use this to your benefit! Often! That's why dispatch has photographs of you and Jongin together on multiple nights! "New romance between Solo Artist Barbie and EXO's Kai?!" "Ken and Barbie?! More like Kai and Barbie! New hott couple alert!" You both end up laughing until you're curled up in a ball on the floor. "Really?! A Barbie and Ken joke!? That's what they're leading with?" "You're a bit too vertically challenged to be a Barbie, but honestly I'm killing it in the Ken department.." "Jongin, are you actually trying to fight me right now?!" It's really ridiculous!
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Other activities: sure, you're a singer and a rapper but dancing is and always will be your number one! It's your passion, it's what you went to school for and it's what you live to do! So when yg suggests that you start trying to broaden your fan base with some type of variety show or competition like 'Hit the Stage' you freaked out! (Girllllllll, so would I!)You were so excited but also very nervous to showcase more of your dancing skills on such a big platform but it turned out to be one of the funnest experiences! You ended up feeling right at home amongst the other dancers, made some new friends, learned more about dance as a craft and even made some new fans! "It was just sooo fun! I was definitely nervous but I pulled though! I knew I had it in me!" "Ohhhh wow, so you're just not going to give me credit at all!? I mean, its not like I went through another dating scandal just to help you practice or anything, right?! How rude of you, midget." "Oh my god, Jongin, I swear I will push you down a flight of stairs..." It was awesome!
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@kbabie heyyyy sooooo yeahhh, thank you so much for your patience! I know it takes me hella long to do idol ships, because I kind of overdo it. But thank you so much for the request, I hope you like it! Please feel free to let me know what you think! 😅
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4tha70 · 6 years
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soulmate/skater!minghao ft. xuxi
a persons nails are black until they meet their soulmate uwu. really bad and also super long OOF perdon😔☝🏽
you’d always wanted to move out and now that you’d finished college it was time to find your own mf space !
SOOO you were currently walking to an apartment complex your friend reccomended to u one night
it had two bedrooms and one bathroom and as per usual a kitchen and living room
you though this was too good to be true ofc because the monthy pay was so cheap
,,,until you realized the reason why rent was so low was because the person who put already lived there
and just needed a roommate to split expenses with
now,,,youre down for making new friend
but so far your experiences living with people you dont know,,,,just hasnt been the best
as you got off the elevator you couldnt help but shudder as you recalled your past roommate heated fights, gross habits and disregards for your personal space
room 1107
you ran the small doorbell on the left hand side of the door and hoped your roommate wasnt a literal fucking crackhead
following the doorbell’s echo a few seconds later the door opened to reveal a handsome smiley boy
“hi! you must be y/n, right? my name is yukhei but u can call me xuxi!”
he out his hand
“xuxi? thats cute! nice to meet you” you smiled and shook his and he pulled you into the small apartment
it was cute, gray painted walls and simple decorations
he seemed sweet
maybe this wouldnt be so bad
at the corner of the living room you saw a beat up stakeboard
grip tape peeling off, with basic sliver trucks
“ahh you skate?”
“yes! i love it. i fall alot though becauee im so tall and cant keep my balance” he frowned slighty not even realizing it. just truly frustrated he was so lanky :(
as soon as he turned around to take his ramen out of the microwave
you glanced at your nails and wondered when you would meet your soulmate
you though ‘hey maybe it would be xuxi. like a scene out of a movie. fate.’
idk n e way
fastforward -> that day you ate ramen with xuxi and just talked about the basics ans learned a lot about eachother
one of which was about his lil stakting gang that would film around the area or any cool places they would find
so far you had met sicheng, donghyuck and junhui
the fact that they havent met their soulmates kinda went well with their whole ‘i look like a cute stoner even though i dont smoke’ look because of the black nails (ppl need to paint their nails more often its cute)
it looked nice uwu
xuxi really wanted you to meet minhao though
minghao was xuxi best friend that also lived in the same apartment complex as both of you
he knew you two would get along
he,,,felt it
he couldnt really describe it but he knew you two would be really good friends
so xuxi invited you to go skating with them
he had taught u a few months back and let you use one of his extra boards
you refused at first and told him you could buy one once you went out
but he insisted
“think of it as a welcome gift”
“i moved in four months ago xuxi”
“a very late gift!!!”
you went ahead and began getting comfortable considering the drive was so long
xuxi and minghao came out laughing
sicheng and donghyuck behind them, talking about that one time junhui couldnt go skating with them
but they ended up being chased by the cops because hyuck got smart
they were quickly shushed by junhui who was loading the boards in the trunk
looking at the confused boys infront of him he motioned to you
when minghao saw you he went ⭐️__⭐️
LITERALLY he thought u were the prettiest cutest person hes ever see
he glanced at his nails and they turned a blood red with a gold heart on his middle finger and thumb
he was in a state of shock and utter happiness
but since you didnt look at him, your nails hadnt changed
hao hoped you would wake up soon so he could see your reaction
‘would they be disappointed’ he thought
he ruffled his hair as a way to shake away the thought
throughout the trip all he could think about was what your hands would look like
blood red nail polish and gold hearts
he wondered if you would find it pretty or if you would absolutley hate it
his friends trying to keep as quite as possible while laughing and joking became white noise to hao
he just,,looked out the damn window
looking Baked as fuck
the boys would glace over at him sometimes
until sicheng looked at minghaos hands holding his phone resting on his lap
“MINGHAO WHATTJR GIVKFUCK”
not knowing why sicheng was so loud hyuck slapped him across his chest and reminded him that you were sleeping
“what’s wrong”
“minghaos nails !!” sicheng said happily pointing with his still black nails
everyones eyes bulged out of
his thoughts were stopped as he felt the car slow down to a stop
he looked ahead and saw a tennis court with a few benched lined around
as well as a huge set of stair cases leading up to the courts that were a few feet above the pavement
sicheng and minghao looked at eachother as if thinking the same thing
“cops” they both said
hyuck attepted to wake you up
after a few poked on the arm you opened your eyes and looked in front of you
“xuxi really want me to get chased by cops whythe fuck did he,,,”
you mummbled broken and sleepy sentences under your breath
getting out of the car and making your way to junhui you bumped into someone
“oh my bad im sorry”
from the back was a tall skinny boy
dressed in a white shirt and chinco pants LMFAO
birjched anyway
he looked up and u were Breathless
you’ve never seen someone so beautiful
he had the cutest button nose, pink lips and,,,a mullet
PERO not in a bad way
it wasnt tacky; the perfect length, soft and jet black
cute >:(
you stared in awe with your lips parted and minghao thought that was the cutest thing :(((
he broke out into the biggest brightest smile and giggle then pointed to your hands
you were confused at first but immediatley looked
your once black nails were now blood red with hearts adroning your middle fingers and thumbs
it was so pretty,,,
you kept looking until a soft voice snapped your head up
“my name is minghao, im your soulmate” :D
THERE SHE IS LADS ugh thats the tea🤩 i might do a part 2 but it’ll be like a bf!hao y’know oop
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