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#yes its brainrot but its FUN!

skitskatdacat63 · 7 months

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Boy King AU | Vettonso + Martian | 1.3k

There's something about putting the future emperor of the Holy Realm on his knees like this. About how easily he goes, how willingly, how obediently. What would his adoring public think if they could see him now. If they saw their beloved king pressed down like this, in the cramped space between Fernando's legs. When they realized their little boy king took it like he was a little concubine instead.

Fernando's bitterness is lifted away in moments like these, like taking off a heavy cloak on a winter's day. It was hard to feel humiliated about his own situation when watching Sebastian debase himself like this.

He always gives himself up so easily. When Fernando threaded his fingers through his thick curls. When he pulled them, and then when he pressed his face down further down into the vee of his legs. Sebastian rubbed his cheek into the coarse fabric of Fernando's breeches and blinked up at him. Fernando had to smother an embarrassing sound; he was just like a little cat!

Sebastian quirked his lips up into an odd little smile and slightly rose up on his knees, "What's funny?" Fernando swallowed lightly and schooled his face back into being impassive, "Nothing. As you were." Sebastian simply smirked at him and let himself be pushed back down by the fist clenched in his hair.

Fernando scoffed internally, there was only so much pleasure in putting the other man in his place when he instead acted like this, this degrading action, was his birthright. He took to ruling and indulging in carnal pleasures as if they were of equal gravity. To be privileged to hold such high station and also let himself be taken apart like this…Fernando felt embarrassed for him.

He is dragged away from his musings when Sebastian moved to settle his hands in Fernando's lap, clutching his hips over the fabric and slightly squeezing; Fernando fought against the urge to shiver. Sebastian pushed up the skirt of Fernando's waistcoat and smoothed his hands over the opening flap of his breeches.

His eyes darted up at Fernando again, a daft smile on his face. Fernando scowled at him, "What?" Seb's grin sharpened, "You could stand to be a little more gracious. This is your future emperor, and future husband might I add, kneeling for you on this dirty, depraved, derelict- ah–" Fernando tugged on his hair again and hissed, "Well then, why don't you show me how eager you are to perform your marital duties?"

Seb licked his lips, completely unconcerned by Fernando's annoyance, and unbuttoned one side of the closure to Fernando's breeches and moved to open the other–

The door to the carriage flew open, arrival announcement dying on a wheezing breath as the servant took in the image the two kings made. One splayed across the seat, exuding power, the other kneeled, debauched, between the former's legs.

One would be hard pressed to determine which was higher on the totem of power and titles.

There was something gratifying about this to Fernando, about being caught. He had been humiliated enough throughout the entire courtship, what was one more thing? And, certainly, what was one more thing if he could drag Sebastian down into the dirt with him.

"Oh Mark, don't act so abashed! It's nothing you haven't seen before, in fact, we have been in this very position not even a fortnight ago!"

Oh. Yes. That.

It was hard to be completely pleased when he remembered how Sebastian had already spent years prior to their engagement sampling the palace's ample selection of fellow high-born men. And how all those men seemed to be completely and utterly wrapped around his little finger.

Fernando released his hand from Sebastian's hair as if it had burned him. He did not understand why he felt ashamed with Mark looking in on them like this. Fernando was the one marrying Sebastian, not Mark; Mark was just a lowly courtier who had the esteemed duty of spending practically every waking hour with the brat…something he himself was decidedly not looking forward to.

Sebastian stayed kneeling, staring impassively up at Mark, still fiddling with the clasp on Fernando's breeches. Fernando gritted his teeth and looked up from where he was watching Sebastian's clever little hands; Mark stared back at him placidly.

Mark's indifference made the entire situation worse. Fernando now felt as if he was not doing anything unique, not doing anything particularly new. How many other men had Mark caught Seb with in this exact position? Fernando felt like he was just another plaything of the boy king, soon to be boy emperor, except his position was forever, permanent. He was the "Kept King", the king who only kept his throne due to the whims of a boy who doesn't even understand what power is.

Mark coughed, "Well," he says, "Your Majesty, I do believe you have a meeting to attend." Seb pouted at him and whined, "We were just getting to the main course," but still braced himself on Fernando's thighs and got up off the carriage floor.

Seb pranced down the steps Mark had placed next to the carriage, miming tripping sown the stairs, snickering when his action made Mark reflexively reach out to grab him, and then playfully skipped off the final step.

Fernando couldn't help but stare as Mark made the weirdest grimace in response, and he inexplicably felt all his mortification seep away from him. Huh. Maybe Mark is-

Seb then turned around and frowned at him, seemingly disappointed, but his eyes are deceivingly sharp, "Fernando, I regret to inform you that I have other duties I must attend to, you will simply have to wait." He then grinned up at Mark next to him and giggled as the other man stiffened when Sebastian looped both of his arms through Mark's.

He leaned all his weight on the other man, Mark not so much as shifting his weight, "Oh Mark, won't you carry me back to the palace? I'm so very tired after all the horse riding," Seb looked up at him imploringly.

Fernando observed as Mark rolled his eyes and shrugged off the man, though notably not pulling his arm from Seb's grasp, and he got the distinct feeling that this exact scene had been played out countless times before.

Fernando clenched his jaw as he watched Seb turn and saunter off, Mark trotting alongside him like a loyal dog. Fernando was supposed to be the unaffected one in this partnership, the unflustered one, the unconcerned one. And yet here he stood, in broad daylight, in a foreign kingdom, on the steps of a carriage with his breeches half unbuttoned and his cravat in disarray.

He heard a cough from beside him, jolted and looked to the side. Sebastian's loyal Horse Master stood there, lounging against the side of the carriage. Fernando had forgotten who had even been driving the carriage in the first place. After Seb has let himself be pushed down, his hair still windswept from their ride together, everything else seemed to fade away. His thoughts were reduced only to how he could mess up the younger man's hair further.

Jenson grinned at him wolfishly, and casually crossed his legs, "First time?" he inquired. Fernando glared at him. The other man laughed openly at him, "What? He's a busy man with big prospects. You're not his majesty's only conquest, you know. Now your throne on the other hand…"

Fernando seethed, it was one thing to be humiliated by the future emperor, but to be patronized by the king's horse boy? No. It would simply not do. He closed his eyes in annoyance, pinched the bridge of his nose, exhaled, and prepared a speech about how he was not about to be talked down to by a man who didn't even have a throne to speak of!

But when he opened his eyes again and opened his mouth to begin his tirade, Jenson was already wandering away to tend to the horses. Dios mío, Fernando was not mentally prepared to spend the rest of his life with all of these impertinent morons.

#i love how i kept saying to people: no no i shant write any fic for this. only art.#me like two weeks later: hey guys :)#this is just: i was sitting in class and had a drawing idea but then im obv not drawing *this* in class so my brain went into narrative mod #not exactly 'baby's first ficlet!!!' but moreso ive not written in a while so i hope its alright???#but aaahhh this was actually pretty fun!! idk i think it was bcs i was also being brainrotted by the image of seb kneeling....#maybe ill draw it. but it felt like something that needed the context of narrative and not just oo here is a drawing!#anyways you can always ask me for a directors cut-(PLEASE PLEAE BEGGING PLEASE)#see this is why im not cut out for writing fic #its not like i dont think it can speak for itself. more that im just an overly reflective person who wants to explain all my thoughts #if i wrote fic itd really be just: chapter 1. chapter 1.5 chapter 2. chapter 2.5 #anyways i think its pretty obvious but this is before their wedding and just like peak bitterness.#well not peak. peak would be the first year- first few months of their marriage #but this is fernando who is only just realizing how naive all his expectations of seb were and getting a glimpse of his future #but mostly: mindgames and power play and: whos actually really winning?#also my god jense is literally the best chara in this au. he is vibing and basically just witnessing ye olde reality tv #mark and fernando are always in a weird powerplay with seb(even if seb isnt even consiously doing so) and jense is just free from it all #hmm now how does one go about tagging fic #vettonso #f1 fanfic #formula 1 fanfic #f1 #formula 1 #martian #sebmark #also idk why im always so concerned abt tagging when im basically just writing this for my little boy king following i have somehow formed #hahaha! it is art to me!:#catie.art.#boy king au

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astro-inthestars · 10 months

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HEY. HEY GUYS

Remember Dream Trail? Awesome indie game made by just some fellas with awesome talent???? HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

If YOU like games that include a buncha different characters with funky personalities (all of which you can befriend) getting stuck in a situation where they can all DIE (just like Danganr- Your Turn To Die!! (it's actually inspired by that!)) and you have to solve puzzles to make it out alive, THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK!!!

THIS IS KENIKARI learn more and download HERE hi the DEMO IS OUT AND IT'S SO GOOD!!!! (watch the trailer that's on the site btw it's amazing and so silly) Here's the devblog too <;3 @thekenikaridevblog

Here are the characters you meet!!! (minus the characters in the art above <3)

⁽ʰᵃʰᵃᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸⁿᵒᵗᵒᵇᵛᶦᵒᵘˢʷʰᵒᵐʸᶠᵃᵛᵒʳᶦᵗᵉᶦˢ⁾

Shoutout to @sobredunia (CREATOR!!! BTW!! SHE'S AWESOME!!) and @chipistrate (fellow Kenikari brainrotter and whO GOT ME INTO IT!!! YOU!! 🫵)

#rennikorambles #astroarts #kenikari #ME AND CHIP HAVE BEEN BRAINROTTING THIS FOR LIKE. WHAT THREE DAYS NOW????#the game is so cool guys #2 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY!!!#FOR THE *DEMO*#LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS #it's simple with its pixel art and character art BUT!! it's funky i promise #it's SO intriguing with its characters i swear like ... .. . i need to know more i need to know why i need tO KNOW-#sorry #anyway!#it's SO great i love every character and its design #this is propaganda yes. hi #play funny death game. hi listen to me look at me hey wait liSTEN-#GFDJASHDKAGSSA LMAO sorry ive been brainrotting #shoutout to lare (our mc) for having her shit together <333 mostly <333 (makoto naegi lookin mf-)#alex. .. . 💝💗💘💘💖💕🧡❤️‍🔥💖💓💕💘💝🧡#AHEM ANYWAYS #all of the characters are fantastic. btw. theyre so fun and i have gotten attached #(except you murasaki fuck you /j)

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jellogumdrops · 2 years

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ive been lurking on rtumblr for a day or two what do you mean theres lore and hundreds of variations of rt ! im afraid but also fascinated

#rtumblr #i can understand the making variations of the same guy tho its fun #like prior to this i was brainrotting about a vtubers fantasy asmr series n making chara designs LMAO #yes they r the ones in my header :3c #jello talks

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anonimusunnoaniswriting · 17 days

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Ahh I hope you had fun at the Eid celebration today and I hope my fellow Bengalis have given you a nice welcome with all the delicious food our culture has to offer!! ✨ (Bengali food mihht be my biggest love after Suguru Geto maybe 🤭)

Oooh Anon!! We're getting to know things about you!

Yesterday was exciting and quite fun. I wouldn't say it was a very different experience but I did eat a ruti made of rice flour! I've not had it before and it looked like an appam! That was fun. Plus just being around my new colleagues helped me learn about them a little.

I do think Bengali food is some of the best worldwide. Considering we have literally everything your palate could ask for. Sweet, spicy, sour, bitter. We do it all! (Ooh that sounds like our man Geto! I'll do him also!) 🤭🤭🤭

#anonimus answers #anonimus answers your questions #hmm would this be a good time to tell you guys about the geto fic I'm collaborating on with Saber?#its an office rivals to fuckbuddies(?) to lovers trope #yes i do have geto brainrot people i just keep it on the dl #oh and anon i think you might have figured it out but #আমিও তোমার “fellow” বাঙালি।#eid food is fun #i miss haleem tho #haleem i love u

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adahlenan · 1 year

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Alidaux Revacholiere- the frozen heart

A young man all too familiar with the dark side of Ishgardian society, Alidaux picked up his arms in hopes of making a difference. A shield to protect, and a sword to cut down those who had forsaken their oaths and morals. Born from the cruelty of those who had sworn themselves to the defence of his nation, he promised to never again allow the Temple Knights to abuse their power. Unfortunately, he was only one man, and turning a blind eye had become the status quo in this game of high and low born. Becoming frustrated and disillusioned to his cause, Alidaux's already tall walls grew even stronger, blocking out anyone from growing close to him, even as he reached out to others for warmth. As one cannot expect others to be warm and open without giving the same in return, the young man found himself alone yet again, his original goal out of reach, and his stoic and guarded demeanour all he had left. Unable to face his family and his problems head on, he chose to flee. Signing up for the Ilsabardian Contingent and setting off for the war-torn and decimated snows of Garlemald, hoping that this time maybe he could make a difference for the better.

#Alidaux Revacholiere #FFXIV #Gposes #My Characters #yes his arm isnt thru the shield strap #its just magnets #SE wont let us have fun and do anything cool like that so just dont perceive it #ali brainrot hours start now i love him #just 'if it sucks hit da bricks' except it only sucks because he made it suck by being so closed off and refusing to be vulnerable and open #no using PLD's cover ability and taking dmg doesnt mean ur being vulnerable it means u have a vuln stack now ur gonna die

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ryssbelle · 2 years

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thank you so much for reblogging tmnt content. I finally pulled the plug and started rise 2 days ago, and between then and now i have watched all of season1, pirated season 2, and watched the movie. Thanks for the new brainrot fam.

Yeeeeesss my evil plan is working! Soon all my followers will be one with the turtles! Mwuahahahahahahaha!!

Anyway, I'm glad you liked it and have acquired a new brain rot. It is so good, I've been watching and consuming tmnt content since the 2003 show and it's just been awesome I love the turtles lol.

Heres hoping we get more Rise content!!

#i love being a turtle #ryss responds #rottmnt #tmnt #my plan will be a full success when everyone starts saying /j #lol #but ye im glad my brainrot helped you get brainrot!#its always fun to share the love through good content

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tunamayojazz · 1 year

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art update!

decided that i will be sharing more of my art from other fandoms here!! initially this blog was solely for my inumaki & yuta brainrot (it still will be, i can never escape them) so i didn’t post my other stuff on here.

there will be art from 2020-present time, my art style is insanely inconsistent but i hope you enjoy the other stuff that i’ll post on here too !! a large chunk of it will be haikyuu and after school lessons with unripe apples fanart ❤️

#yes its bc twt does not look very good rn haha #insert nervous laughter #i also wanna talk about and share more things !!#more things as in the results of various brainrots #they'll come slowly #im sweating abt tagging already but i know im gonna have fun too

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