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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 1 year

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Bernard is the one who handles the spiders. Tim can handle many things, but spiders is not one of them

He can’t handle them *well.*

He, of course, protests this statement. C4 and swords stolen from his brother are perfectly acceptable solutions, Bernard

#tim drake #bernard dowd #I’m totally picturing a Bernard that doesn’t yet know their identities #he just sees Tim show up with a sword in one hand and c4 in the other #where’d you get that? he asks #Tim: I borrowed it from damian and Jason #Bernard:#Bernard: yeah okay #Tim accidentally mentions something about the council of spiders #Bernard: I don’t think spiders have a council #oh just you wait Bernie boy #Tim’s going to give your little conspiracy theory heart everything it could ever desire #now I want bernard to find out pretty much everything especially the league of assassins and Ra’s al ghul #but then come to the absolutely wrong-est conclusions possible #Ra’s would have a conniption #Tim would think it was hilarious #Bruce would ask Tim to please stop antagonizing the league of assassins #Tim would flip him off but Bruce put in his token protest so he’s done his duty #Jason would volunteer his services in the continuing antagonizatikn efforts #Steph would be watching all of this with popcorn #sorry I got way off track #I too do not care for spiders and feel like explosions are a valid strategy

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raayllum · 4 months

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This is the game room. The cube should be in there. [...] That door's locked. So you wait a minute, maybe two minutes, however long it takes, I'll go find a key.

#the dragon prince #the key of aaravos #devil and the lovers #cube hostage exchange theory #it's the way i almost cried making this and how you know i'm So Normal about it #+ ezran for once hi ezran!!#ezran's one line (pointed out by leethee) regarding the key in #5 seasons being when the moon rune lighting up is putting them in danger #and for callum to put it away. yeah. Yeah #the conspiracy hat fits well tonight lads #+ variants at this point #foreshadowing #parallels #arc 1 #arc 2 #both 4x04 & 5x08 ultimately having the pawn intro bc callum is compromised. bc of dark magic #bc of a loss of control

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themyscirah · 2 months

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I very much know this is because Jessica Cruz's origin story was written by Geoff Johns in a shitty comic, but by God is there so much going on there. Like damn.

Like there's the really, genuinely compelling stuff, for example the presence of ring horror and loss of control w Jess and Power Ring/Volthoom + the implications of that (character wise, both before and after JL 50) which is just SO interesting (and angsty!) to me personally

But then there's also more plot holes than you can shake a stick at as well (where did Jess get her ring. Guys it just showed up who died where did she get it from GUYS-)

All interspersed between some of the worst character writing for other Justice League members in existence (Wondy fans you know what I mean) and crazy ass plots out there

#anyways was writing a meta (got distracted halfway through so dont expect anything as always) and i opened this issue for panels and guys.#What. first off i remembered this being weird now but what the fuck. second im not a wonder woman fan and this shit is now heinous to me.#why would they do that. also what was the general plot of that entire arc what the fuuuuuu #anyways. shits crazy that comic sucks except for when jess and/or vic + jess do things but anyways #it has left me with a bit of a conspiracy theory to be quite honest with you all. in terms of the plothole mentioned there. like to be fair #i have a couple theories bc i dont remember this being explored or making sense fully (although i could be forgetting) but yeah.#need to check comicvine and a few other things to see if my conspiracy theory is at all plausible but like. theres a chance. its not a #preferred actual outcome to me because i find a different one 10000x more compelling but crazy if true to the theory #blah #no this isnt coherent and doesnt make sense. deal.#jessica cruz

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whilomm · 8 months

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liking the aesthetics of manly man stuff but trying not to buy from right wing MRA 4channers

#LISTEN I KNOW YALL MIGHT NOT WANAN HAVE A THING ON UR ABOUT PAGE EXPLICITLY DETAILING YOUR POLITICS #BUT COULD U PLEASE CONSIDER HAVING LIKE. ONE GAY SOAP TO SIGNAL. OR ST.#im just fucken. analyzing ur posts.....is this too patriotic? is this a subtle reference to 4chan soyboy conspiracy theories??#come on it would even be fitting like #okay sudsy bear if ur chill consider putting out a rainbow soap called 'bear soap (the gay kind)' its a good name #just godddd this is always. a prolem.#oh i wanna buy knives. spend 20 mjnutes digging to find out oh yeah they also sell. nazi knives. confederate flags.#i wanna buy cosmetics. oh wow thank u for having NO ESTROGENICS #to be clear im not explicitly accussing all of these sites of being MRA 4chsnners magas #(well the knife sites i am they make it. somewhat obvious.)#but seeing them talk about ohhh soy is BAD FOR MEN makes me say. ah hm so like. howww deep are u..into that.#did u just hear the psudeoscience and accept it w/o question or liiike. are u Deep Into It.#do u think theyre putting chemcials in the water to make the freskin frogs gay #anyway i dont expect them to like go all out or anything but one lil hint 'oh btw im chill i just enjoy knives/soap/tacticool stuff'#like a funny morale patch w a communist meme or a gay soap #not that that Proves Anything just ya kno. if all i have to go on is them having a couple too many american flags that would be enough to #say ehhhhh sure #buzzy

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paulmccartneygrindr · 2 months

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Somewhere there's a world where people think Bob Dylan died and Paul McCartney is FTM

and that world. is my beautiful mind.

#just kidding. dot dot dot unless dot dot dot dot #honestly* i love it when people have batshit unhinged conspiracy theories** about musicians like. yeah sure why not be insane about some #random people you've never met who just make some music #* yes i get the irony of saying this as someone who genuinely believes john lennon and paul mccartney were in gay love with each other.#im right though. saying sir james paul mccartney is a deeply repressed closeted bisexual man is simply factual.#** im morally opposed to the whole transvestigation thing so we're clear but the concept of thinking bob dylan is trans is great

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autistic-katara · 6 months

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seeing ur beloved mutual reblogging some questionable shit (probably unintentionally) but not having the energy to argue or explain why </3

#please i dont wanna have to be the one to correct u fuckers every time u reblog a mildly disguised dogwhistle #goyish mutuals please talk to some jews (who r knowledgeable and want to educate ppl)#cause stg some of the stuff i’m seeing is 2 steps below nazi propaganda #and ik its most likely not malicious but god i’m so tired #please educate urself on some stuff #bcz some of the shit ur rbing could easily be found on some neonazi page if u just (((added some of these around the word zionist)))#or just replaced the word zionist with “jews” or smthn #or idk just so many posts if u tweaked the language just a little but kept the same message it would be blatant nazi shit #and yeah sure the post sounds normal nd everything or whatever but u gotta remembered the point of dogwhistles is to seem innocuous #to signal to other nazis to make them sound more sympathetic and to make ppl calling them out seem insane #just please guys i’m begging u watch out for those posts that r like #“the zionists in hollywood r censoring x” or #“oh no! x jewish celebrity is scared of antisemitism in their big mansion? so sad! lets address their hurt feelings right away #dead palestinian children can wait!”#or whatever #like yes what israel is doing is beyond fucked nd the us being supportive of it is gross but please ffs watch what ur reblogging/posting #think abt if its denying/downplaying antisemitism #if u replaced the word “zionist” with “jew” would it sound like a conspiracy theory?#are u dehumanising jewish/israeli ppl in any way?#(bcz yes not every israeli citizen is the actual devil yk i dont think my 2 month old cousin ever bombed anyone)#yk just please think before u post/reblog jesus fucking christ #idk i kinda went off on a whole rant here oops-#antisemitism #ryan shut the fuck up

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wild-at-mind · 2 months

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Not reblogging it for reasons, but I really agree with that person on here who said people are reframing depression and generally feeling shit all the time as a good thing because of the horrors of Gaza. There are people on here heavily implying that you feeling bad and finding it more and more difficult to live with yourself is actually an appropriate response to war and genocide. In some way, it might be. But the thing is, where does that lead? Does it lead to decisive action in accordance to your values, or to nihilistic stewing and self isolation from your community?

The post went on to call it anti-recovery culture- I don't know if I would call it that, because I get why people don't like recovery culture, especially in relation to addiction, but mental illness also. I think that's something I'm not qualified to speak on. So I wouldn't call this anti-recovery culture. Instead I would call it pro-burnout in activism culture. Do you honestly think people who are the most productively working in their communities and participating in actions to help overseas are feeling like this? Or do you think they have learned to use self-accountability and community support to reign themselves in when they begin to burn out emotionally, and rest and recuperate their mind in order to come back stronger? Ask yourself, is that wrong of them to do, because they should be feeling bad, because after all that is the appropriate response....does it mean they don't care, because they don't spend all their time feeling shit? Or perhaps, the truth is, they do care, and are demonstrating it all the time, but they also understand that them feeling shit literally doesn't help anyone. Why can we not talk about or acknowledge this?

#i don't want to make out like i'm some amazing activist- absolutely am not talking about myself here #but i think they key thing is activism is best done as a group and one of the group's important functions is caring for one another #if you see an activist framework that encourages people to isolate from others it's not leading anywhere good- avoid #please do not let these ghouls trick you into thinking your depression and shit feelings are the right thing to feel #or that it's wrong to not want to have them any more #as that other post said: no thought crimes and also no thought activism #it's just thoughts and they don't do anything without actions and guess what makes you unable to do actions? (depression)#by the way i wish there was a better word than burnout to talk about this because it's so associated with work and capitalism #but it's a thing- i have seen it through my environmental activism group over the past 4 years #one woman just cut ties with everyone right down to her best friend and disappeared- we know she is alive but that's it #i miss her. but she had all the tools to avoid burning out and she didn't use them- at the end of the day you can't MAKE someone stop #oh yeah finally the above attitude to mental illness also puts you in a vulnerable place for conspiracy thinking #PLEASE do not become like my dad who listened to his mental illness too hard #and went from a leftist to a horseshoe theory conspiracist #guess how much activism he does now?! (hint: it's 0)

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encrucijada · 8 days

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i couldn't remember shit from that book you're telling me she did the medicine cat on patroclus??

leafpool was treated good compared to what happened to patroclus in the song of achilles

#please note: i have not read any warrior cats books beyond forest of secrets #everything i know is from warrior cats side of youtube #whether leafpool was disrespected or not i truly do not know for sure. but i have the feeling i'm correct #but yeah maddie established early on patroclus was “bad at being a warrior” and was instead interested in medicine #i have the ongoing conspiracy theory this happened because maddie couldn't write fight scenes #and so she moved her pov character away from battle lmao #answered #anti tsoa #anti madeline miller #tsoa

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 months

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#I wish you could send people a survey every month #like 'do you still like me' 'are you growing tired of me' 'am i too annoying'#i feel like deep down i know my friends like me #but i get wound up so often just questioning every interaction #and over analyzing it till it makes me feel ill #you can have a convo and it wont be the best most perfect convo in the world every time #yeah thats how it works!#but i start overthinking every thing and its so hard to rationalize myself #EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE #god i hate this #i wish i could remove the ability of self introspection #why must i question every interaction and run in circles making myself think im living in some world where i am hated and disgust people #ah man being alone at home is not good for me #i dont hate to be alone but i have too much time to think and its very dangerous #its bad bcs like i dont want to question people #like if i found out a friend thought i was losing interest in them id be so sad!#but it's impossible to think from the other perspective #instead i just start making conspiracy theories to myself abt how i am detested actually #sry i think i go on this rant every month #im lonely :(#catie.rambling.txt

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insecateur · 11 months

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I know it's not canon at all - we're even told it's not the case in Masters - but I like to think Sycamore and Lysandre were childhood friends, along with Siebold, Malva, the Santalune sisters... 😍

i rly don't like that at all personally tbh, good on you if you do (like really!! if anything i'm glad there can be variety in how people want them to be/see them) but childhood friends are kind of boring to me i'd rather have them meet as adults 💔 even having them meet like e.g. in school later on in their late teens/twenties i don't rly like either honestly . i know it's a thing people commonly like tho!! it's just not my thing

i do headcanon lysandre n malva as being related tho so there is that

#la réponse d #i'm honestly glad it's not canon bc it's just rly not a flavor i would want for them sksksksk but i get it #my take is always that they met when lysandre started his café in lumiose it's what makes the most sense with what we know imo #also it explains why they don't know each other in the anime since lysandre doesn't even have a café there <- my conspiracy theory #i have drawn 1 comic where they meet once as children and don't even talk to each other it's just this weird happenstance #i do think that would be funny for them. like lysandre realizing years later #but yeah in general childhood friends r not rly my thing unless under v specific circumstances #which i'm not interested in making up myself so meeting as adults good #them being friends with siebold is a good concept tho i've been neglecting my little guy i need to think about him more

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askthesciencesquad · 2 years

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Elaborate on that. What do you think is going on with the project, Gin?

*That is…. Sure a theory.

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milfbro · 1 year

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how much do you think fear is warranted, for women, and how much of it is just a deterrent so women won't participate in life, ykwim?

#im not saying this in a conspiracy theory way btw #im saying like. my mom didn't let me walk alone outside till I was in college cause she was afraid I was gonna be run over #(I just did it anyway but I had to lie about it)#(yeah I know. I know. You don't have to tell me about how abusive behavior works. But this is not the norm for her)#but you know what I mean!!! How fear is a way to control people!!!#my neighbors are obsessed with fear so hard that they all have security cameras and they obsess with any black person that walks past #and this is in front of a public school. I am TERRIFIED. of what could happen to any of these kids.

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arthur-r · 2 years

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back from dinner it was mostly good

#lots of the kind of conversation that comes from being like #well she has lots of trans people in her vague circles like at this point i’m in a queer friend group at school mostly #but we’ve been friends since sixth grade and i’m like. her Trans Friend who she talks to about her opinions on trans issues #and she’s cis and she tries to be an ally but #this is my friend who literally a year ago was telling me about her conspiracy theory that some reporter lady on fox news #was ‘secretly a man’#so yes she’s an ally now at least in spirit but a lot of the old views carry over #she also told me that she and another cis friend of mine who i’ve known since elementary school #have been talking and they are mutually concerned for my future in college #because i’m trans and all the colleges i’m looking at are in red (or purple) states #(this is because if i were to go further from home than the rest of the midwest i would be dealing with higher tuition. and mn is split)#so they’re concerned with me trying to be trans. and they’re concerned with the idea i could have a cis man roommate. which. not happening??#it’s not like i can apply to school as a man. i’ve already been accepted to nebraska as a cis woman #and yeah i’m going to talk to somebody when i get there if i enroll. but nothing that gets sent home can be addressed to the real me. so #anyway it’s sweet that my friends are concerned i guess but i wish anybody believed in me a little more #tara kept saying stuff like ‘it’s not that i think you’re not strong willed i just think you might just sit by and let things happen to you’#and it’s not like she’s entirely wrong but it’s not fun having it confirmed that my friends talk to each other about their concerns for me #and how they think i can’t handle myself. i get that it’s coming from a good place but it makes me feel bad #anyway things were mostly good and i had red robin and we hadn’t seen each other in a while so that was good #but yeah idk. i just wish anyone thought i could actually fend for myself at college. nobody wants me to leave home and my mom won’t stop #telling me how stupid it is to go to anything except for community college and i understand so badly the money component but i can’t stay #i can’t go to school in white bear lake i can’t. i have to go farther than that. and my friends i understand their concern it’s just #what i really need right now is support that i can actually make good decisions for myself. that i’m not going to mess everything up #anyway i’m sorry this is almost turning into a vent. the point is i’m home and it was good. so #anyway i really hope everyone is doing okay and i’m around again if you need anything. and that’s all i was really trying to say #me. my post. mine.#delete later #college talk #(sorry)

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theloserarmy · 2 years

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Personal rant thing below, advice welcome

Okay so a little bit about me, I am pretty certain I am on the autism spectrum (this will surprise very few people). I get self conscious bcuz I now that self diagnosing is not ideal, but I honestly have no idea of seeking a diagnosis would be beneficial to me at all and I know that there are still a lot of stigmas as well as tangible discriminatory practices that could accompany a diagnosis.

I could use some understanding (I think everyone could) but I don’t think that I need any accommodation. Most of my issues are social, with some overstimulation stuff, but I am an adult and there is very little in my life that I don’t have the option of just leaving if that gets bad. I can’t think of a benefit of a diagnosis aside from personal validation and perhaps a better explanation for why I can’t control my tone well or read the tone of others well. I think a lot of people assume without the explanation tbh.

I think I want the ability to say it, to name my experiences, and kind of earn my spot in a community that I already fall into, but it’s also something that could harm me, and for what? To stop people on the internet from giving me side eye??

#it’s also expensive #and i have some medical hang ups that make asking about it torture #my mom was recently like “yeah I was pretty sure #but we live in a small town and it would have probably ruined your chances at getting good education #so she took a hard my child is perfectly normal and if anyone suggests otherwise that’s awful #which also ducked me up a little #but i appreciate the thought #but that’s giving me a bit of an internal crisis #because it is reframing this from a conspiracy theory my friends and I have about me #to something that people have always been aware of

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mizugucci · 2 years

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you dont have to but 💙 if you feel like it!! also hi i hope ur day has been nice 🥰

no worries i love doing these!!! my day was rough but im better now so its all good hehe

hmm okay lets see. dancer comes to mind first but i also think you'd be a really good singer too!! also you're SPECIFICALLY the middle member in the group. not oldest not youngest youre just chillin and doing vlives and stuff on your own while the dorm is on fire behind you. your group has a lot of lore and after multiple comebacks fans are like WHATS GOING ONNNNN and you get in trouble for leaking the fact that no, your creative team DOESNT know what the plot line is, they're just winging it. however fans protect you and actually flock to you after that so it's nothing more than a slap on the wrist

send me any heart emoji and i'll tell you what you'd be like if you were an idol <3

#me thinking about the onfverse #please seungjun TELL ME #CONFIRM to me that your directors dont know what theyre doing #let ME do it #also you're super active on bubble only. no other social media jsut bubble #you post a lot of conspiracy theories at night in bubble and half the time your fans are like stfuuuuuuu its 4am #the other half is like. omg ur so right. how DOES that happen.#and theyll ponder it with you #honestly i dont know why but i have the perfect vision of this (you) idol #tbh idk if it lines up with your personality or anything but yeah #replies #answered

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snekdood · 2 months

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welp, at this point if anyone in the crowd of Bad Faith People Who Stalk Me And Hate Me Bc Of Someone Else's Compulsive Lying tries to accuse me of antisemitism bc i have a vampire whos a villain in my comic, i'm gonna ask them what their take was on allll of this going on. if its anything like "israelis and/or zionists are all evil people" then ik i never have to take their opinion seriously bc they dont even know what antisemitism means.

#i will listen to jewish ppl if they have any critiques or concerns about him in my comic but the rest a yall. lol. lmao.#if you are right now perpetuating antisemitic conspiracy theories about how jewish ppl are in control of all the money n shit #how can you claim you are less antisemitic than me?#its honestly freeing to realize a lot of internet leftists dont know wtf they're talking about ever.#so now i dont gotta over think if i Am being antisemitic bc yall dont even know wtf it looks like!#i was always so worried about this possibly happening but yknow what ive realized through all of this-#a lot of yall dont know wtf you're talking about at all ever. i was worried about being dog piled but like. why should i be now #you want a reason to hate me regardless. you're gonna be bad faith and assume the most uncharitable thing regardless. why #should i care and try to cater to YOUR- a non jewish leftist's- sensibilities?#just say you hate what i make and move tf on.#stop pretending you have a moral reason. also maybe stop pretending you know whats going to happen esp if my abuser on here #gave you their rundown and understanding of my comic bc i kept so much shit a secret from them to begin with.#why tf would i share all of my comic to them. so they can steal my ideas and/or share it to everyone? yeah i already knew ahead of time #that could be something they do. and i know to never reveal anything that spoils the plot anyways.#even if they're right about the tiny amount of stuff i showed them assume they're still wrong bc they just LOVE mixing truth with lies.#its like. their favorite thing to do.#but yeah yknow if any jewish ppl have any concerns ill listen. everyone else can go fuck themselves though.#dont come up in here acting like you know what antisemitism is lmao.#honestly i should've only considered jewish ppls opinions on this to begin with. but yall really gaslit me into thinking you knew just as #much as they do about antisemitism. and now look where we are. you've revealed you dont know shit and i dont need to take you seriously.#while you spent all this time laid back thinking you Know Better bc you call yourself progressive and think thats all the work you need #to do- i was ACTUALLY learning about antisemitism and conspiracy theories so i ACTUALLY know wtf to avoid in my art #and yall are gonna really try and be bold enough to assume you know what it looks like. you havent done shit. you havent reflected on shit #you think you're already above it all when really you're only a couple steps away from regressing into a conservative.

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