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Umeji: Oh no, she killed Musume.
Umeji: Anyway, do you guys want to get something to eat?
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Reader : I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
*the Pizzeplex burning down while Reader sits behind it, unfolding multiple unwanted memories from Reader’s head*
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Bonbon : What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Funtime Freddy: The car takes a screenshot.
Reader: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Grocery Worker: Would a Mx. Reader please come to the front desk?
Reader, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Grocery Worker: points at Scrap Baby and Molten Freddy
Grocery Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Scrap Baby and Molten Freddy, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Reader: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Gregory, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Cassie, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Michael, pulling out a Pokémon card: Flareon, I choose you
Reader, trembling: What are we playing
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Balloon Boy: What does 'take out' mean?
Toy Chica: Food!
Withered Freddy: Dating
Shadow Bonnie: Murder
Reader: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Reader: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Withered Bonnie: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Lefty: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Withered Foxy: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Springbonnie: My moral code, is that you?
Reader:
Reader: I was just gonna show you this cool pizzeria my boss left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Budo: Damn, Ayano. Now I got a story to tell on our wedding day. You think that's not gonna happen, but I'll get you, girl. I'm gonna get you.
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#yandere simulator#yansim#yandere simulator student council#student council yansm#megami saikou#aoi ryugoku#kuroko kamenaga#shiromi torayoshi#akane toriyasu#yansim memes#yandere simulator meme#yandere sim incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#yansim polycouncil
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Ayano: mum, how did you meet dad?
Ryoba: oh, well, I saw him and immediately fell in love, and then we started living together and to love each other
Ayano: then why is he afraid of you?
Ryoba: let's skip this
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Аяно: мам, как ты познакомилась с папой?
Риоба: оу, ну я увидела его и сразу полюбила, а потом мы начали жить вместе и любить друг друга
Аяно: тогда почему он боится тебя?
Риоба: давай пропустим это
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POV: If Akane wasn't a student council
Ayano and Osoro: *Fighting*
Akane: Ladies, ladies! Let's be civil about this, let's make a deal! You surrender, and you don't get hurt. How does that sound? 😊
Osoro: Hah! And how do you intend to hurt us?!
Akane: Oh no, I can't hurt you, but my buddy can! Say hi, buddy!
Aoi: Hi 👹
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Ayano: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Osana: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Raibaru: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Taro: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Hanako: My moral code, is that you?
Ayano:
Ayano: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Ayano: What is love?
Osana: An emotional minefield
Info Chan: A neurochemical reaction
Budo: BABY DON’T HURT ME-
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Ayano, Kumi, and Midori baking cookies at Midori's when they were in grade school:
Ayano: Look, this one's a heart. That's how I feel about you. *points at Midori*
Midori: *crying and sobbing with happiness*
Ayano: This one looks like Michigan. That's how I feel about you. *pointing At Kumi*
Kumi: What does that mean??
(Kumi and Ayano could be switched and the outcome would be exactly the same.)
#incorrect quotes#couldnt get this out my head#yandere simulator#kumi demura#kuu dere#midori gurinishi#midori gurin#ayano aishi#yandere chan#yan chan#yandere sim revamp#au#yandere sim#i love them#Feeling Butterflies AU btw#omg yeah it has a name now!!#kinda im not tooo sure on it but it'll do for now
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Info: *hablando de que Ayano debe ir a terapia*
Ayano: *se desconecto del mundo desde que comenzó la conversación*
Tremendo-
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*while waiting outside the Guidance Counselor’s office*
Ayano: What are you in for?
Kokona: Oh, she just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the gym. What about you?
Ayano: I stabbed a girl with a screwdriver.
Kokona:
Kokona: We live very different lives.
Ayano: Yes, we do.
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*Megami is reading over Ayano’s crimes in a courtroom scenario*
Megami: OBJECTION! *bangs gavel* I CAN confirm that Ayano Aishi-san DID force Osana Najimi-san into a friendship with her just so she could stay away from Taro Yamada-san!
Ayano, defeated: That’s... true.
Ryoba, incredibly tired: Objections, judges don’t object.
Kuroko, smugly: Objection, neither can the jury.
Akane: Well, that settles it-
Megami: Aishi-san is guilty!
*Megami bangs her gavel*
Aoi: Wh- what are you doing? The jury decides if she’s guilty- What am I doing? I don’t care.
Megami, groaning: Well, that sucks! What does the judge even do?
Shiromi, cheerfully: Their best!
Ryoba: I know it’s a lot to ask, but just keep reading.
Megami: Gaslighting aside... Ayano Aishi-san, how do you plead?
Info-Chan, confidently: Not guilty!
Ayano, not as confidently: Nooot... guilty...??
Megami: Ooh, said with the confidence of a girl who has her hand stuck in the cookie jar.
Akane: In a cookie factory.
Shiromi: And her pants are down, and they’re on fire.
Info-Chan: We- we get it.
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Budo: I love you.
Ayano: Obviously you don't know me-
Budo: I love you so much.
Ayano: Thank you. And I will take that as a feeling that you have of comfortability with me-
Budo: It's more than comfortability. I fucking love you.
Ayano: Okay.
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Kaga x geiju x gema incorrect quotes cuz I’m bored and I love these 3
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Gema: I would never go on my knees for anyone that’s so gay 🙄
Kaga: Hey gem- what..
Gema: Im on my knees for you 🥺
Efude outside of the club room: y’all gay :P
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Budo: hey geiju do you like anyone?
Geiju looking over at kaga: u-uh..no..I got no one in mind right now
Itachi: Bullshit he was in the locker room with kaga doing some unholy shit during lunch time
Geiju: you just never shut your mouth do you!?
Itachi: someone had to say it :p
Miyuji: excuse me, what.
Toga: :O
Gema: wow and you didn’t even invite me 😒 how rude
Taro: why am I in this class
Kaga: lmao it’s true. He’s such a cutie omg!!!
Geiju: im going to jump off this building
Taro: take me with you
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Geiju walking into the gaming club: hey uh..do you ha- oh.
Kaga and gema staring at him: 😧
Kaga: GEIJU!! Why didn’t you knock?!
Geiju: why didn’t you invite me?🙄
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Gema: what’s your favorite anime geiju?
Geiju: um..probably……magical pretty Miyuki? I suppose..
Gema: I love you
Geiju: *confused*
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Shoku: why are you home late?
Geiju: um……I went to Kaga’s house to study..?
Shoku: *looks at geiju’s neck*
Shoku: uh-huh..studying..😉
Geiju: why did you come home late last week?
Shoku: uh..shut up
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Geiju: *draws kaga in his sketchbook*
Yaku: that’s a cute drawing
Geiju: AAAAAA Uh..YAKU? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Yaku: don’t worry..I won’t tell 😉
Geiju: ugh..you better not..*blushes*
Kaga: tell me what
Geiju: nothing I’m leaving
Kaga: Bro what did I do wrong 🥺
Yaku: he likes you dude
Kaga: I know 😊
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Gema: hey kagaaaaa
Kaga: yes?
Gema: how mad would you be if I told you I broke your cleaning robot?
Kaga: you did WHAT?!
Gema: 🥺🥺🥺
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Kokona: Hey, Yan-chan, do you have a minute?
Ayano: what's the matter?
Kokona: Can you help to the theater club for us? You will play the killer!~
Ayano, standing in something ditty red clothes, and holding a screwdriver: okay, let's go
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Кокона: Хей, Ян-чан, есть минутка?
Аяно: в чём дело?
Кокона: поможешь нам в театральном клубе? Ты будешь играть убийцу!~
Аяно, стоявшая в испачканой чем-то красной одежде и с отверткой: хорошо, давай
#yandere#video games#game#incorrect quotes#игра#яндере#видеоигра#kokona haruka#ayano aishi#yandere simulator#female protagonist
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Red Flag
Jokichi: I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code 😰
Ryoba: Why are you blinking so much? 😊
Jokichi: I've got something in my eye..!
Ryoba: Here, let me get it out!
Jokichi: No, thank you- I don't wanna die!
Waiter: Bonjour, sir was blinking at me. Is this because your date's a freak?
Ryoba: ...
Jokichi: ...No.
Waiter: Very good then, bon appetit!
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