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secretsivekept · 1 month

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[in doofenshmirtz' voice] why hello secret >:] didn't think i'd see you here but now that you're here aND TRAPPED! you're probably wondering what i'm up to today. but first let me tell you a tragic backstory.

when i was a little boy all you got was light kind boops from the neighbourhood cats. i very much wanted to give you some bigger boops, but didn't have the knowledge back then :( well it's about to change with tHIS! THE BOOPILYBOOPINATOR 3000!

it is calculated as such, so every boop i send you will count as 100 boops. i initially wanted it to be 1000 boops, but as you can see in that giant hole in the wall and this little hay straw that is all left from the test dummy- i went a little too far.

now, time to test out this bad boy on you!

BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP kae how many was that? 7? okay BOOP BOOP.......... BOOP!

huh – wait-wait-wAIT WAIT WAI–

#good job anna #ya killed me #hope you're happy

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caruliaa · 1 year

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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ghostbsuter · 8 months

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This is the fourth time damian brought the college student over.

Damian, despite being 14, has been accepted to a gifted school as he had already been taught in the most subjects one usually learns at a slower pace.

(He still gets a headache over the fact his son won't get a normal childhood.)

Which is how he befriended the 17 year old Daniel, an overworked and sleepdeprived college student, getting dragged along and following with no complaint.

Bruce is, even if he wanted damian to befriend someone more around his own age, very welcoming of the student.

Alfred made sure the boy took enough food with him home, always leaving the mansion at point 4 pm.

It really shouldn't have been surprising when Bruce Wayne, yes, THE Brucie Wayne, summoned him to his office.

Danny entered the room fidgeting, giving a nervous smile to the man behind the desk and questioning what he did wrong to offend the patriarch of the family.

(Lies and slander, we, the readers, are fully aware that Alfred is the patriarch.)

"Uh— hi, Mr. Wayne." He sat when gestured to the chair, shitting bricks with how nervous he's.

The man nods in greeting, smiling. "Hello Danny–"

"Please don't kill me!" The teen in question blurts out, flushing in embarrassment once registered.

Taken aback and startled, Bruce snorts, stifling laughter by putting a hand against his mouth.

Shit.

"I don't know what I did! Very sorry if I offended someone!" He rambles, panicking and waving his hands around.

"Danny—"

"I must have done something! Why else would you call me? Oh god– I'm gonna be murdered by THE Brucie Wayne!"

At this point, the rich guy in front of him is barely restraining himself from laughing, trying his best to stay professional.

"Danny–! I- I won't murder you." He reassured, eyes crinkling from smiling.

"But–" he sniffs, both embarrassed and teary.

"I'm not gonna— danny." Bruce sighs, which sounds a lot like a choke, really. "Look, I just wanted a 1-on-1 talk with you about your friendship with damian and some concerns."

"Oh."

"Yes, oh."

Danny sighs in relief at this. "I can do some good old interrogation–" "it's not an interrogation–" "totally interrogation."

He huffs lightly, getting comfortable in his chair and preparing himself mentally.

"Alright Mr. Wayne! Shoot me!"

(Was that a pun? A joke to murder? Really?)

The man clears his throat, straightens his back and looks serious as he was before the accusations of murder.

"What are your intentions with damian and why become friends in the first place?"

Blinking, the teen brightens. "Oh, that's easy! Damian needs a friend. We just kinda clicked after I scared away a few pesky bullies."

Then he shrugs. "Besides, it's great training."

"Training?" Bruce asks, curious, tone light in the way that shows he's very interested.

"Yes. Despite his badly hidden murderous tendencies, love for knives, and slight lack of slang language and knowledge, he's still a kid." He nods.

"A young teen that goes through teen stuff that I barely remember going through and now get to relearn will be handy once Ellie becomes a teenager herself."

Batman was filing the information away, but Bruce kept going.

"Ellie?" He questions.

"My daughter– has damian not mentioned her? We always leave around 4 to get her from my sister. Sometimes, dami stays over for a few hours!"

Ah. Well. Seems like Alfred will have to make more food for the teen now.

"Would you like to stay for dinner today?" He asks, "Bring your daughter too. We won't mind you joining us." smiling and already planning for the new adjustments to make.

"On another note, what are your and your daughters preferences? Any allergies?"

Danny didn't even agree yet, not that he was gonna— mind you.

"No allergies, soft foods only, easy to eat." He answers, listing the stuff from the top of his head.

In a whirlwind of– of planning dinner?? Danny is out of the door and wide eyed.

"What just happened?"

(On the other side, Bruce face-palms, having forgotten to ask what age Ellie is. Damn in Bruce.)

—

On the fifth visit, Danny stayed for dinner.

Damian must know the age, for there are bowls with freshly cut fruits, yoghurt, and rice mixed with veggies and chicken.

On that note, where is damian?

Dick meets his eyes, asking the same quetsion with a look.

Just as Bruce was gonna ask, the door opened, and the cutest picture to ever exist was created.

(Dick RIPPED his phone out of his pocket, swiping a picture of the scene as fast as possible.)

Steph can't hold back the coos at the sight of Damian walking with a toddler into the dining room, her tiny feet propped up on his and in hand together.

She's wearing a Robin onesie and he is wearing his (stolen) Nightwing hoodie.

"Sorry, hope we aren't late!" Danny waves with a grin from behind the pair.

"You aren't, just perfect, in fact." Bruce reassures, waving the teens over to the free seats.

Damian leads the two to his seat, making sure they're next to him.

The conversation during dinner is one spoken fondly, Cass likes to make Ellie laugh with silly faces, Duke and Steph "secretly" feed her tiny pieces of strawberry and Dick is in a rather passionate discussion with both Tim and Danny.

Damian, once he makes sure no one is watching him, wipes the mess from Ellies face.

(Bruce was watching, looking away once damians face snapped to him. He wasn't aware his youngest had such a soft spot for toddlers.)

(It takes a while, but Danny and Ellie become family like every other person, while having not slept over yet, Alfred already has prepared a room for the two in the Family wing.)

(It's barely a week after that everyone bought and gifted him onesie's of their hero personas, with the excuse of them being the gotham vigilantes when questioned. After all, the Robin can't be a one man team.)

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The Nightwing and his Robin.

#dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #Danny is Ellies dad #elle is dannys daughter #BABY ELLIE #shes barely a toddler ya all #danny: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HES GONNA KILL ME I NEED TO RUN OH MY—#bruce: do u wanna come to dinner #the art got my main acc in its name.#check it out #shameless promotion #yep

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months

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SPARKLE OFF. IT'S THURSDAY. FORGET WHO YOU ARE.

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#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #see told ya you guys wouldnt be able to guess what today's post was. completely unpredictable.#right.#right guys..?#i scheduled this one to be at a reasonable time n everything #low effort posts cause i dont have time lol help. (help me. help me. my job is killing me.)

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eff-plays · 7 months

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#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #bg3 tav #bg3 fanart #what's ur favorite part of this masterpiece ... me? i like the completely 3D copypaste job of the artifact #listen i couldn't be bothered #too many angles #oc: hiraeth #anyway yeah i'm doing a meme thing of hira meeting/recruiting all of the guys cuz i thought it'd be funny #shtarting with shart #ALSO THIS ISN'T FANART OF THEM KILLING HER #i just always found it funny how she just lays there on her back perfectly straight and weird #this felt more right ya know?#so they find her like this and just sorta take in the sight

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yupekosi · 1 year

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back at it w another dp x dc prompt!! :0

you know the setup; Jack and Maddie go evil mad scientist mode and Danny and Jazz have to run away to Gotham.... except the only adult Jazz can think of that they could go to is their auntie, Harleen Quinzel.

she was the 'cool aunt', their favourite babysitter as kids, and the one who inspired Jazz to become a therapist. more importantly, she knew all about the Fenton's ghost hunting, and that ghosts were even real. Harleen never liked that the kids were being raised on top of a lab filled with dangerous weapons- she argued with her sister, Maddie, all the time about it- and she always told Jazz if their parents ever made them feel unsafe she and Danny could go to her.

but at some point, she just... dropped off the face of the earth. she still sent cards and texts, but she stopped showing up for Thanksgivings and Bat Mitzvahs. this was, of course, after she met the Joker, not that she told Maddie and the kids about that part, just that her work at Arkham was keeping her too busy to visit. even less than sane, she still wanted her family as far away from Mister J as possible.

Jazz knew auntie Harleen lived in Gotham, and she could get her number from their mom's phone. hopefully she still meant what she'd said when Jazz was a kid, and wouldn't mind two traumatised teens showing up on her doorstep.

Harley, of course, is delighted to see her favourite niece and nephew, and Ivy has to physically restrain her from coming after the Fentons with her mallet

#harley voice: do you want me to kill them for ya? cause i'll do it if you want :o)#jazz voice: n. no please don't #dc x dp #dp x dc #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc au #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp au #danny phantom x dc #dc x danny phantom #1k #2k #arcades prompts

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houseswife · 5 months

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I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality

#house md #chris taub #love that clinically insane manwhore #james wilson #like yes he is proudly unfaithful and prone to affairs but the emotional cheating he be puttin those poor women through with house is much #much worse #I could tolerate my husband saying he’s slept with other women. like obviously horrible thing to do and I’d be mad. but it’s not outlandish.#if my husband called me up like ‘yeah I need to go take care of my manchild boybestie. he’s having legal issues and I need to #sacrafice my career for him. see ya later!’#I would kill him with my bare hands

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latenightsundayblues · 6 months

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Draw Lawrence Gordon telling Mark Hoffman to kill himself….. and Adam in that one Jesse shadow shirt….

or I’ll shoot upu

😱😱😱😱😱right away boss

(It's in cursive. Because Lawrence isn't a savage.)

Also fuck you for this one in particular

#lawrence wouldnt have any interest in breaking bad if the timelines matched up and that is a FACT #adam is so jesse coded tbh #broke bisexual twink ass❤️❤️me and my friends wouldve killed them with hammers ill tell ya that much #saw #saw fanart #saw franchise #saw hoffman #mark hoffman #saw lawrence #lawrence gordon #saw adam #adam faulkner stanheight #adam faulkner #adam stanheight #latenightsundayblues art tag #latenightsundayblues ask tag #queue 'em all

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collophora · 5 days

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Found a cool color palette. Might finish it later. (Probably not.)

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars rex #star wars the bad batch #Glitched half an hour on his face for no reason #just cause I couldn't figure a skin color #like I come from impressionism #you know this small art movement #where half of the Chinese artists I follow borrows their wonderful color palette #Color palettes who are perfect to draw noice anime boys #but (we can't lie) where everyone tend to draw only fair skinned characters #So I'm bugged trying to draw realistic people with that #would probably help if I forced myself to do studies ya know #instead of looking at gensh1n art #skill issue as people say #maybe is should draw on a bigger file too #like not draw face with realistic feature on a 300x300 px square XD #But again this drawing was me procrastinating on another one #I hate finishing illu #I just wanna plan/doodle and layout #for others #my jobs of heart are storyboard or color key artist #background paint or compositing hell no #clean animation? kill me #I had a burn out last time I touched a graph editor #too bad that's the most demanded and entry level jobs #v_v #tips for people who want to enter animation industry #don't be like me #finish stuff

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alicornze7 · 2 months

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The pacing is a wee bit weird but this took 2 whole days so bear with me here

(oh God it's even cheesier than the first post)

The aftermath

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lyss-butterscotch · 1 year

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It's quite entertaining seeing these pompous creatures freeze in terror over harmless holograms.

#my art #rain world #unparalleled innocence #gijinka #why did this take me 5 days #the backgrounds are killing me and for what #ibis crashed for this one #but am proud of this one :)#shes just doing what she needs to do inna city filled with politicians ya know #this looks super cliche and shallow but fack it #i can go back to doodling now #comic #lyss art #travel puppet au #lore art

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cemeterything · 4 months

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the thing about fourth wing is that if it was at least bad in an original way i would have so much less beef with it. but it isn't. it's literally divergent with dragons. which is just. look. if you want to write an indulgent cash grab of a YA novel then you could at least have a little more self-respect. i mean, divergent? really? fucking divergent???

#🐉#'killed the dystopian ya novel industry by exposing how formulaic it is' divergent?#like im sorry but the dragon riders are just a copy of the dauntless faction from that book. its driving me CRAZY.#its very entertaining to read as a hater though

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bleue-flora · 9 days

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"He has friends, Tommy. I'm right here. I'm his friend... What are you gonna say about that? You think I'm not his friend?" — Punz —

Thought it was only fair that I do c!Punz after doing c!Dream, so here he is, ready to fight anyone who messes with his friend. And yes, just like with c!Dream all of his Minecraft skin elements and colors are apart of the design in one way or another.

#and on that note… speaking of punz XD #ah and now you see why I've had such punz brain rot I've been working on this for like months...#blue does art apparently #once again so insecure... i so despise doing people... but also I wanted to do a more unique punz design ya know #dsmp #dream smp #post people is so stressful…. but damn I’m pretty proud of the face. I was really scared of doing it #dsmp art #c!punz #staged duo #and if you’re wondering yes ideally it would be fun to complete wanted trio… but I’m honestly not sure I have the skill to do techno…#punz fanart #dsmpblr #c!stagedduo #c!drunz #dsmp punz #shoutout to the person who I can’t find the comment/post on about punz always being in just a boring hoodie #I hope you like the different take <3 :)#that quote still kills me…#pandora's vault

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sleepis4theweak · 4 months

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Sun Wukong as baby monkey photos! He’s so cuuuteee ToT

#He’s baby to me #…#he’s killed so many people…#It’s the spirit of it ya know?#Hehe #<3 <3 <3 #sun wukong #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #all queued up #sleepy art

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kaisartdump · 8 days

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Actor Mark!

#full body art is hard for me idk why #but here is another of actor losing his marbles #bc i have been losing mine 😌👹#ya boi kai draws #markiplier egos #markiplier #darkiplier #markiplier fandom #actor mark #wkm actor mark #wkm #wkm fanart #who killed markiplier

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ashwii · 2 months

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Redraw from 2019 (original drawing under the cut)

UMM so I got into a rabbit hole of rewatching all the director's commentaries for all of them big Markiplier projects. Afterwards, I had violent flashbacks of a Damien drawing I made in 2019 like ??? I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT DRAWING????? like oml it was so weird just suddenly remembering a drawing i haven't thought about for 5 years. So here's ur man weeee

Sometimes, i don't think I ever improve, but looking at this after years of not even thinking about it? Man, it's so wild to see such an enormous difference. Honestly, I kinda more or less remember most of my drawings, so even if I haven't thought about a piece in a while it feels more like "oh yeah, that one" instead of a "OH MY GOD IM GETTING FLASHBACKS" so ig that's why i feel many interesting feelings abt this redraw XDD anyway im babbling but kisskiss hope yll enjoy lmao

#none of my target audience is interested this rlly is a me drawing JDHSJSJAJ #I JUST LIKE IMPROVEMENT THINGS #REDRAWS ARE NEAT YA KNOE #i do have a newfound appreciation for Damien as a 22 y/o tho #like dark was obvs my fav as a 15 y/o. bc yk. i was 15 djdhejwjwiw #AND I STILL LUV HIM BELIEVE ME #but man. Damien is so stupid and oblivious but still has a hood heart and good intentions in him #just adorable #anyway ill quit babbling fjdjjwndjs #ashart #ashrender #redraw #wkm damien #markiplier #who killed markiplier #i guess its also fun knowing i prolly took around the same amount of time for both of these. i git better AND faster :DD #ok now im done babbling djejwk #fav✨️#favart

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