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Tips for playing Overwatch, to dps and tank mains, from a support main
I’m in an overwatch mood tonight so I’m just gonna spam some thoughts before I go to bed.
As a support main, fuck you
Protect me if I’m getting targeted, I can’t heal you if I’m dead and I’m very squishy
I also can’t heal you if you’re halfway across the map, stay with the group. I don’t play Kiriko so I can’t just teleport to you and most support characters are slow af.
If you charge into the enemy team alone, I’m not following you. Don’t even ask for heals.
Supports’ main priority is to keep ourselves alive. I will leave my last teammate with low health to die if the enemy team starts to turn to me. Call it a tactical retreat.
Again, I can’t heal you if I’m dead.
Stop feeding the enemy team. Wait for at least one support before you go charging in so you don’t just die again.
I have to turn off game chat periodically bc if someone’s being an asshole to the supports in chat I will just stop healing them. Even if it means we loose. Be an asshole —> get no heals.
Sorjorn you do not need heals. Stop asking
Ash you do not need heals. Stop asking
Genji you are actively dying. Come back here and get some heals
Someone please remember the point of the game and go to the objective, I’m alone on here and the enemy team is on their way
Tank you do not need heals you still have half health I’m trying to make our dps with less than 10 health stop dying
Widow you can’t just stand in the middle of the road and snipe. Also if you’re getting shot at, you need to move positions, they obviously know where you are now.
Stop standing in Sorjorn’s ouch bubble. Please
Reaper I love you. You always shadow walk to me when you need heals
Hanzo that was real polite of you to just stand behind me until I noticed you but next time please ask for heals you are at 20 health and I did not know you were there
Reinheart I love you
Winston your bubble doesn’t make you immortal. If you jump into the enemy team and die, it’s not my fault. I tried
Doomfist you’re pretty squishy for a tank. Stop charging in without your heals
Roadhog if I’m actively healing you don’t use your health pack thing. Save it for when you need it
Why is Junkrat always dying? Like they’re always at critical health. What happened I healed you two seconds ago
Stop asking for heals right when there’s a break in the fight. I’ll top you up just gimme a sec to see who’s the most dying
If the support is doing more dps than you while also having more than 5000 heals you’re playing the game wrong
If the support switches from mainly heals to dps, you’re doing something wrong and they have taken on a “if you need something done right, do it yourself” attitude. Good luck finding health packs for the rest of the game
Don’t yell at me before you see the 11000 heals I’ve done. It’s not my fault you’re bad at the game
Don’t get mad in casual play. It’s just a game, we’re here to have fun. If you want to be sweaty and get mad about it, go play competitive mode
Stop dying. Just like, chill out.
Can someone come kill this dps that keeps flanking us and targeting our support? No? Ok.
Fyi: Baptiste’s lantern stops you from dying. If I put it down by you, stop moving. I’m gonna heal you, but you have to stay right here so you don’t die while I do it.
Fyi pt, 2: Baptiste’s ult amplifies healing and damage that goes through it. It’s like having Ana’s ult on the entire team of you use it right. Stop walking through it to charge into the enemy team. I can kill a tank at full health with a pocket healer on my own as a support character with that thing. It’s pretty op if you actually use it
Moira has very limited healing capabilities, so sorry if I’m not healing you right now, it’s recharging
As Anna, if you’re not getting any heals from me, one sec, I lost line of sight, I’m very slow, just give me a minute
Ana’s splash grenade stops the enemy from healing. Target whoever I just splashed
Lucio’s healing is passive. If you need heals, come find me
Stop running from me you fucking idiot I’m trying to keep you alive
Phara and Echo, pretty please with a cherry on top just land next to me for two seconds so I can heal you. You’re really hard to heal in the air, and for some characters impossible
Supports that heal other supports I love you. Come kill the flanking dps with me it’ll be fun
Support isn’t just there to heal you. That’s why it’s called support, not healing.
Goodnight 😌
#overwatch#support main#y’all stress me out#thanks for watching watch mojo#ramblings#it’s 5am#goodnight#haters gonna hate#support mains deserve to be a little passive aggressive#as a treat#I’m done with overwatch posting for tonight#promise#tomorrow we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled program
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Thinking about how in a single gameplay Jason (who already has blood on his hands and conscience from an incorrect call) can be faced with the decision to:
let Merwin face the vampires alone
stab Joey
shoot or abandon Clarice
shoot Rachel
lie to Nick about his chance of survival
leave Salim to die
And then thinking about how they find Balathu or Kurum half preserved and suffering and Salim decides they must put him out of his misery. And how when Jason automatically moves to follow through, Salim puts a hand on his gun and says “I’ll do it.”
It’s a choice born of practicality, not kindness. But to Jason, who’s made the call so many times he’s gone numb, it must also be a lifeline.
#it still astounds me that they dumped all that on one character#and i know they’re all under a lot of stress but salim’s the only one that doesn’t really turn on him for making the ‘wrong’ choice#the worst part is#even when you’re not playing as jason you have the option to talk him into or out of the death sentence#but ultimately the call is his to make and he takes full responsibility for it#and in that moment with kurum/balathu salim says ‘you don’t have to be the weapon this time. i’ll do it.’#i can only imagine what relief that brought jason#sorry y’all i’m back on my bullshit#house of ashes#jason kolchek#nathan merwin#joey gomez#clarice stokes#rachel king#nick kay#salim othman#jalim if you squint#addition bc i’m not redoing all those tags: i forgot he does tell rachel it’s on her if clarice turns
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YOU FOOL, YOU LET YOUR ASKS OPEN. THE ASKS WILL NEVER STOP COMMING NOW!
that’s what i signed up for when i made this blog.
whenever my asks are open, they fill pretty fast. it’s entertaining to watch in real time.
#ask-shane 🐓#what he said#i limit how many asks i have to 99 at the MOST (in the inbox)#otherwise the triple digits stress me out#y’all are awesome tho 🫶
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first year on the job: these transactions are so boring, i didn’t go to law school for this, i need some CHALLENGES
fifth year on the job: god…………please…………give me ONE (1) easy task…………i am begging
#this is why i don’t schedule appearances on month ends#all my month end transactions are so wild#i almost had a yelling match with barfoot today 🙂 and it’s only by virtue of me being too tired that i just hung up instead#it’s fucking conveyancing my loves y’all need to chill tf out#also i’m on my period and may stress cry in the next day or two stay tuned to find out if jiejie finally Had Enough#work stories
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trying to persuade my mom to get ducks instead of chickens
1. bigger more nutritious eggs
2. better fertilizers
3. less scary and vengeful
#- HK#if any of y’all have experience with both ducks and chickens feel free to validate or rebut me#bc I love the idea of having eggs but not the idea of having chickens#my grandmother’s always had them and they stress me out so bad#you never know when one of them will try to EAT THE OTHERS#chicken beaks are sharp and pointy. for ripping flesh. duck bills just go quack quack#mobile#x
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Why are people acting like All Might’s story ends here…. Like Hello? What are y’all onnnnn
#IT’S A CLIFFHANGER FOR A REASON…#Y’ALLS LACK OF READING COMPREHENSION IS STRESSING ME TF OUT…#mha 402#mha leaks#mha spoilers#mha manga spoilers#bnha 402#bnha leaks#bnha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers
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My afraid-of-romance ass has just been asked by another regular customer for my number and the stupid thing is that again I do think this guy is kinda cute and I really probably should say yes
#the fear tho lmao#what am I afraid of? I have no fucking clue#this is why I’m still questioning my sexuality lol like what am I? do I even actually like guys? do I like anyone?#in an existential spiral at the moment#but honestly why do they always ask for my number#like dude just give me yours and let me make the decision when you’re not right here in front of me#but I felt bad telling him no today just because the last time a customer asked and I said yes I almost immediately regretted it#and then that didn’t work out because I thought he was too young#young* and now he still sometimes comes by and I just feel awkward about it#maybe I should turn to Facebook and see if I can find him because I have set an age limit for myself and I really don’t want to entertain#anyone younger than that#but I’m……… I know I’m like never active in here anymore#but I just needed to talk about this somewhere#because any of my coworkers would probably tell me I’m being ridiculous or they’d just seriously keep questioning why I keep saying no to#customers that hit on me and my best friend would probably also not get it#idk y’all I just needed to rant about it/talk about it#anyway I’m definitely gonna stress over this until tomorrow#and I’m gonna feel really bad if he stops coming by
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Flipping flapjacks I’m a year old tup tup!!! (+1 day)
Yesterday, November 19th, marks the day I ran into this wonderful band through the Starlight Brigade music video. Can’t put into words how many good memories I’ve been making since! Ranging from it being another thing to bond over with friends and family, seeing them perform live, to even meeting new people. Their music and the community people have built is just so welcoming, funky, and positive! Couldn’t have asked for a better band to call my favorite
#twrp#twrp band#starlight brigade#theres a couple people on this corner of the internet that have especially made it quite the experience#Escherbug! The way you draw the goobers is soooo good! Got the pins awhile ago and they single handedly get me through any stressful day#Suave! Thanks for hosting Martha March it was a lot of fun!#Ghostar! If it weren’t for your comics I probably wouldn’t have stuck around as long as I did!#Baykit! Thanks for inviting me to the slb discord!#Yarb! Turns out we share an anniversary. Neat!#Itsmoebintime! Thanks for the Halloween surprise!#(only now realizing I never followed y’all despite going through y’all’s blog somewhat regularly f)#Everyone who leaves stuff in the tags. They’re a nice read!#and just everyone in the community in general. never really fiddled around in fandoms before. glad this has been a good one!
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idea for paul maurice: give bob a knife to chase the fla panthers around w during practice in preparation for wednesday night
#panthers lb#y’all need to get your act together#connect on your passes!! if i see another turnover (i’m not looking at you ekblad but like 🫣)#don’t bunch together so much like it looked like there were more bruins than y’all bc you were just pressed on each other 🤨#kiss nasty in the locker room and then come out and PLAY#also stop being afraid of shooting or like puck possession?? WHERE are y’all passing some of these pucks 😭 gather up some fucking courage#AND MOST IMPORTANTLY#to all y’all in the panthers lb tag and also the fla panthers (i speak this into existence knowing they’ll never hear me):#this is game one. trust we can come back stronger. we’ve barely begun#yeah these are like.. vague thoughts on the game#wasn’t our best for sure but i did get cookies out of it bc i was stress baking in the third so like.. thanks fla panthers ig
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anons are back off. if you wanna talk to me, DM me 😚
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second night of Murder Mystery DONE all went well i am FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
#already made a HUGE to-do list for April i am SO fucking relieved#it’s just so much shit i’ve been TRYING to get done but haven’t been able to do bc everything’s been so overwhelming#but now it’s DONE#and i literally don’t know when the next time is that something is MY responsibility#except for bird walks which don’t count because i’m so comfortable with them that they don’t stress me out lol#like just. i can RELAX and HEAL#late February to mid-March almost broke me. i really almost broke down completely#but i DIDN’T!!!!!!#i kept it TOGETHER and now i’m HERE!!!!!!!!!!#surrounded by love and success#and i got my final reference for my fall birding job application today!!!!!!#i am SO excited - you have no idea#my reference list is a goddamn POWERHOUSE#like. Not to act entitled but i am EXTREMELY qualified and VERY hopeful!!!!#OH and i’m visiting my grandparents at the end of the month and hopefully calling my cousins soon#life is GOOD y’all!!!!! SO good!!!!!!!!!!!#love you all!!! Goodnight!!!!!!!
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Wish me luck today I’ve got a photography gig for the longest time and of course it’s an outdoor location and of course it’s -15 degrees Celsius outside and on top of that I need to drive over 100km and the roads are icy as fuck and I still have the shitty winter tyres I’ve been bitching about for weeks lmao
Let’s see how I’ll survive, running on faith at this point
#it’s not even six am and I’m staring outside like why#and I charged both of my batteries but I’m pretty sure they’ll die in the cold so fast#I really need to buy a battery grip#also I hate hate hate the idea of bringing my gear into those temperatures especially bringing them back in#I’ve got my mini grips for all my lenses and the body I know how to prevent the condensation but it still stresses me out#because that shit is coincidentally the most expensive shit I own#I’ve got insurance I’ve got insurance I’ve got insurance#also I’m manifesting not too horrible traffic this morning (I can always wish)#super great to be overly anxious about everything hours prior#also my pos car better start ffs#German cars aren’t built for this weather#but yeah I’ll give y’all an update if I survive#vee talks#photography
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Nadine Ross is often characterized as butch/a stud, especially when compared to Chloe in their relationship… because she’s a black, muscular dark skinned woman. Am I gonna talk about this???
I guess I chose violence today, especially since I rarely text post on here, mostly jokes and ideas when I do, but this is has been on my mind for years tbh. I know people often talk about persons trying to fit queer relationships in a heteronormative lens, making one partner seem more masc and one seem more fem, when that may be the case sometimes, but sometimes partners are also equally fem, equally masc, equally stem etc. Its also the case that black/dark skinned characters are often painted with the masc brush more.
I’m a black dark skinned sapphic. Hi. Maybe I’m projecting? (I mean I project autism onto Nadine too as an autist myself, heyo.) Personally, I don’t see much of a reason in canon to assume Nadine is butch or a stud, she’s not dressed super fem whenever we see her, but we literally only see her when she’s working. It’s in her character to dress practically while Chloe is more chill about that sort of thing. Sure she wears a pantsuit instead of a dress in Italy (uncharted 4) but she was still working and expected worse than Rafe did. Pantsuit is still practical there. She still did her make up and wore cute rings tho. I just don’t see why some people characterize her as allergic to make up, or dresses, or feminine underwear or anything of a similar sort.
Don’t take this as me having an issue with studs or more masc presenting black women, I love them I’m friends with many irl. But as a black woman I can speak to the way black and dark skinned women are often kept from femininity, that femininity is more closely tied to pale skin, “neat” (ie long flowing straight) hair, daintier fames and Eurocentric facial features which Nadine has none of, neither do I. I don’t expect the people who this post will reach to be the ones who still to this day call Nadine trans slurs even because she dares to be muscular (something I have also dealt with irl and showing my face online in the past), but I can’t help but wonder how her race affects this when those people often use racialised language as well.
Think of how women are often slut shamed for what they wear, based on their unchangeable body more than the clothing itself. A thin white woman in a camisole and shorts is comfortable, and a curvy large chested, big booty black woman in the same outfit is a thot. It’s kinda similar in that way, that a small framed white (or lighter skinned, straight haired) woman in a simple shirt and pants is just wearing basic clothes, but a black woman in the same outfit is butch. The way black women who are anything other than HYPER fem with long acrylics, wigs/weaves/braids, complex pretty dresses (which are ALL lovely don’t get it twisted) are immediately coined a masc is just… weird to me. It’s like we have to put more effort into proving we are women and can be feminine too.
If you ask me Chloe and Nadine come across equally stem, I don’t see either of them more or less likely to engage in traditional femininity than the other. Even simple things like the fact that many people write/draw Nadine as taller than Chloe, when being taller is associated with masculinity when Chloe is canonically 5’8 and Nadine is only 5’5. So I begin to wonder why no one portrays Chloe as possibly being more masc in turn. Or even Elena, who we only see look pretty “fem” or whatever, opposed to practical, in her wedding photos.
TLDR: Ask yourself why you might picture Nadine as being more masc than Chloe. Is it just a fun headcanon? Is it seeing yourself in her character? Is there reason you believe that cause of things she actually says and does in Uncharted? Or if it was reversed, that Chloe, or he’ll even a white woman acted the same way as Nadine, dressed the same way as Nadine, would you still assume that she was butch? Or does her hair, build and skin tone add to why she comes across more masculine, because this is a thing many black women, especially sapphics, who don’t present as hyperfem have to deal with irl, myself included. We are often perceived as more masculine, trying/wanting to be men, being called trans slurs or being seen as too masculine in our bodies to be AFAB/being “transvestigated” (which people do do to Nadine), all these things that try to keep us at an arms length from womanhood and femininity. So keep those things in mind when you portray a character (particularly in transformative work, your own OC is a little different).
#why did I choose violence today idk#I don’t like talking about these things especially not on tumblr cause it stresses me out#but like I said it’s been burning in the back of my mind for years#I will say it seems to have mostly chilled out in the fandom so thanks#that might also be because it is dead tho#chloe frazer#nadine ross#uncharted#chlodine#uncharted the lost legacy#chloe x nadine#fandom and race#I guess#hopefully I don’t get eaten alive for this#also no terfism y’all are nazis#Pls don't eat me up for this yall I don't usually open my mouth am scurred
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My ACNH island is VERY slowly coming together (been working on it since.. I think July? Maybe august?)
I’m really happy with the progress I’ve made except I’m now one of those people whose island lags because of the amount of stuff in some spots lmao 🧎🏻♀️ it’s a worthy sacrifice though imo because my orchard is the culprit and it looks banging!!
Either way. BEHOLD
#honest to god y’all. if you feel stressed about decorating or island and haven’t played/have restarted a ton bc of it#just do NOT terraform. or do it very minimally#bc that’s the only reason im making literally any progress lmao I really loved my last island too but#ultimately abandoned it bc the terraforming and water-forming(?) was stressing me out too much#anyway#I’ve been balls deep in trying to fix up the ~secret beach~ and campsite so I’ll maybe post pics of those too soon!!#they’re all in this area too!! campsite is to the left of the orchard and up a level and beach is to the left of the wheat#ALSO *cracks knuckles* I’ve had a land bridge on every island so far and this one will be no different#might start that today or tomorrow#that’s a whole thing bc. land bridge. HAVE to terraform.. and a lot too lol ugh#it’s just a strip though. I’m not doing anything too crazy with it#it’s gonna be perfect for my island’s autumn theme actually!! the bridges always looked best in autumn imo bc of the surrounding foliage#maybe it’ll lead to the museum?#sorry I’ll shut up#aspenposting#acnh#animal crossing#animal crossing new horizons#new horizons#animal crossing nh
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I have decided I hate the Australia race bc for real this weekend has literally just started and baby I am *cursed* cursed
#kazoo noises#babys first f1 season#Alex crash at practice. Logan out of this race and Alex facing the worlds most fucked up weekend vibes wise#(If I were ever under this much pressure in my life my body would just pass out and burst into flames from stress)#I am late to work due to registration for school fucking me. I leave work right as the rain starts. A car splashes me so now I’m soaked#I cannot shower bc my roomie is getting ready for work. My house still is not clean and my dad is visiting this weekend#Alex and Logan my heart goes out to you two y’all are truly gds strongest soldiers I’d have faked my death by now#Someone has fucking jinxed me tho so like whoever has the little poppet doll with my hair in it can you fuckin RELAX? Damn!!#sports posting#zoomies posting
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Fanficton isn’t enough I need to kiss that motherfucking principal
#daydreaming isn’t enough#principal celestia#equestria girls#there are no good Celestia fics and it’s stressing me out#y’all won’t understand#shitpost#like PLEASE#writing isn’t enough I need to make out with her#I’ll be the first ever woman to simp for her#Need a medal#I need her to tell me how proud she is of me#‘Your voice is so sexy haha can you tell me to k*ll myself’
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