tying Guillermo's robe. "don't be nervous we've all been through it". "nothing you cannot handle". putting together the whole ceremony. "you wanna be a human, there's no shame in that". "we're gonna make it happen". "you want me to do it?". "I don't know" "I do". keeping Guillermo's old glasses in his pocket. "I'm sorry, Guillermo. that was the only way for you to figure out what you actually wanted". hand on his shoulder to comfort him. "it was a horrible and hard decision. I think you made the right choice".

I’m so sick of people pretending that just because gay men got several really good shows, that all of queers are being represented the same.

like i’m so glad for you guys (gay men) that you get the rep you deserve. But don’t pretend like all of queers are being represented that way. Almost every single lesbian show has been cancelled or even completely removed from the streaming service like it never happened. And even then they’re usually not nearly as well made or well liked. They’re usually just made as an afterthought and then cancelled after the first season, even if they were well received. Don’t get me wrong we have shows like Warrior Nun or Yellowjackets and I love those. But we don’t get the sweet romance with no shame. We don’t get the “Dear Ed, i love everything about you”.

Like i’m so glad you guys get this representation, god knows you deserve it. And i’m not saying you can’t celebrate! Celebrate to the rooftops but please remember Queerness isn’t just gay men! There are more of us out here! the fight isn’t over. Queerness means all of us and there isn’t representation for all of us.

.🩸🩸🩸.

What We Do in the Shadows 5x10 | Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife

On a second watch I’ve realized why Nandor was so…🥵👌 in the finale (5x10). He wasn’t the goofy dumb Nandor we usually see. He was completely serious. Even his voice was lower and more stern.

It’s a glimpse at the fearsome warrior and legendary vampire he supposedly is, but we never actually see. We see him be the type of vampire to casually kick Patton Oswalt off a roof, help murder a restaurant full of people, and kill Derek.

He also showed he can be competent and clever. He’s the one that figured out what was wrong with Guillermo’s transformation. He figured out how to lure Guillermo out of hiding. He figured out how to complete the transformation. And he figured out how to make Guillermo human again.

So…yeah he’s not just a pretty face, and that’s nice to see.

OK, so...

There were some wonderful moments in that last ep. I was screaming at certain points, slapping my hands to the side of my face, and also laughing heartily, BUT I wanted that to end with an emotional rather than a comic moment. I definitely laughed at the cameos, and thought "Awww, that's actually a great ending note for Derek", but yeah, I needed more of a heartfelt moment in relation to the characters I actually care more about: the core cast of characters and, yes, in particular Nandor and Guillermo.

I don’t want this to happen in What We Do In The Shadows

Okay, so my brain has been obsessing over wwdits and I came up with this beautiful but also painful idea. So Guillermo chose to be human because he can’t directly kill people. Alright we get that. Maybe he becomes a witch like @megaawkwardhuman suggested. Awesome, amazing. What if he doesn’t because he will miss his family? So he chooses to stay human. He lives a long life but in his old age Nandor takes care of him, similar to how Guillermo took care of Nandor while his familiar. It’s like poetry, it rhymes. Now I don’t want this to happen because eventually he would die and it would BREAK NANDOR’s HEART AND MINE. Also it’s tooooooooo sad but if my brain came up with this soul crushing idea and I had to see it, you do too.

Thanks for reading.

Nandermo songs part 5: Songs that make me cry

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I can't believe how tender nandor was to guillermo at the end of the finale. on top of ignoring ancient vampire tradition and declaring guillermo would live with them as a peer, an equal, he also saw that guillermo wouldn't be happy as a vampire longterm and gave him an out immediately. even when guillermo himself was not sure whether he wanted to go through with it, nandor was ("do you want me to do it?" – "I don't know." – "I do."). he kept his old glasses, he knows where his mother lives, he knows his favorite place to get food – nandor cares so much actually.

Hey, would anyone be willing to translate what Guillermo said to his mom to calm her down when she was coming after Nandor? I've looked for others talking about it, but so far haven't found anything,

can anyone expert in cuneiform in the wwdits fandom translate the goddamn banners please im going insane over them

never ever recovering from this. the parallel with all those times Guillermo helped Nandor getting dressed. what the fuck.

S ADDED TO THE MA-LV RATING DOES THIS CONFIRM GUILLERMO AND NANDOR FUCK NASTY-

We haven't had a good season finale since s3 I mean that completely fucking seriously

Nandor turning his back to a stake.

Nandor giving his word as a warrior AND speaking his native language!

Guillermo being able to hypnotize and stopping his mom from killing Nandor!

This scene is too much 😅