Today in Hip Hop History:

Ludacris released his second album Word of Mouf November 27, 2001

Ludacris - Saturday (Oooh! Ooooh!)

"MCR is to emos what Taylor Swift is to white girls"

- my bf, unprompted, while listening to Boy Divison

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What if instead of superbat we called it bark. just wondering.

Today in Hip Hop History:

Ludacris released his second album Word of Mouf November 27, 2001

>:3c fandom askies for aa, depending on your Mood

Salty: 1, 8, 10, 25

Neutral: 16

Posi: 17, 18

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA pepper coming in clutch as always, and u KNOW im gonna do all of them, mood be damned. going under a readmore because i rambled!!

the character everyone gets wrong

maybe its a boring answer but phoenix. good god do people just Not understand him. i think the fact weve seen him in so many forms (feenie, trilogy, 7yg, aa5/6) makes it hard for people to get a pin on him, but thats the thing: u cant really get a pin on someone like that. too often i see stuff where, well into his thirties and having gotten his badge back, people portray him as just as outwardly emotional (and sometimes emotionally volatile...) as he was when he was dating dahlia, and Thats Simply Not The Case, especially after how guarded and jaded he became during aa4. hes SUCH a complicated character i cant even go into specifics and try to give other examples, because they each require paragraphs of their own explaining context and nuance in what goes through his head. i dont know how else to go on, just know that i am the only person who is correct about phoenix wright, and if anyone requires consultations for fic or art, my fee is steep but fair

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

all of them. no im kidding, uhhhhh hm. i guess that klavier and apollo Immediately knew they liked each other/were attracted to each other and spent any time pining for the others affection during aa4. i like klapollo as a ship, i just dont think klav teasing apollo with flirtation when they first meet means he was Seriously Flirting with apollo, i think its possible there was a base physical attraction but he was mostly just trying to get apollos goat for fun since he was a rookie attorney. and because of that, what reason does apollo have to be drawn to klavier? apollo isnt some stock tsundere, i think he probably was really annoyed by klavier and Didnt Like Him All That Much at first. plus, with aa4s story being what it is, i just dont think any romantic feelings are on either of their minds until well after the last case. with their ship, i like to imagine they start as professional adversaries (not rivals in the sense phoenix and miles are rivals, its a different vibe), then become friends, THEN graduate to exploring other feelings

10. worst part of fanon

all of it. no im kidding, the worst part of fanon is how rigidly people expect u to obey it. if u dont portray miles as a gay trans man, people look at u weird, for example. which isnt to say that its Bad to follow that fanon, obviously i also think hes gay (i dont personally headcanon him as trans though) but just that it is fanon. until we get concrete proof in a game or anime or what have u of miles demonstrating or naming his sexuality/gender expression, it is just as perfectly valid to portray him as a cishet man as it is to portray him as a gay trans man, even if i personally think its weird and impossible to imagine him with a girlfriend or something. its fine to have different interpretations of whatever; its Not fine to get mad at somebody because theyre not following fanon that u personally ascribe to

25. common fandom complaint that ur sick of hearing

'i dont read wlw content because its all the same :( why are all the mean lesbians getting so mad that my mlm ship is just better :( its not my fault those stupid broads arent written as well as my spicy yaoi :( what do u mean one half of my mlm ship is a lamp ur just being mean to a mlm because ur bitter that ur stupid bitches arent written as well as my mlm gay disaster babies :( stop bullying me for no reason u crazy psycho cunt this is why nobody gives a shit enough about ur dumbass wlw ship to make anything for it :('

obviously nothing wrong with mlm ships, i have been known to enjoy many mlm ships! but when a wlw (particularly a lesbian...) complains about the disproportionate amount of mlm fan content between characters who literally never spoke, stood next to each other once, or where one of them is literally Not A Character (clay terran is a prop i am not wrong about that), its SO FRUSTRATING to see the response be someone taking it as a personal attack and throwing the blame back out at wlw for not just shutting up and dealing with it. that post that showed among us had significantly more mlm fics over wlw fics on ao3 when Those Stupid Creatures Dont Even Have Gender/Character applies to like literally every other fandom

16. u cant understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc.)

any situation in which phoenix depends on miles for money during 7yg. similarly, royalty/medieval au where phoenix is some kind of servant to prince miles, and yes being a knight counts as being a servant in my mind. these two things feel wayyyyy imbalanced to me but in fanworks theyre portrayed as like necessary and appreciated by phoenix (in the money situation) or really romantic (in the royalty/medieval situation). idk, to me, phoenix would rather saw off his own arm and eat it than accept money, especially from miles, during 7yg, and if he did accept it it would only be because miles says 'let me do this for trucy then if ur gonna be so stubborn about it' and he Begrudgingly Agrees; with phoenix being miless knight, it just feels too much like people seeing phoenixs one-sided devotion to miles in aa1 and going 'this is normal and desirable behavior', and idk how to tell people this but phoenixs savior complex over miles is Not Good fjkdsjlfslak like it worked out for them but i dont think phoenixs behavior towards miles in aa1 especially is indicative of a well adjusted, emotionally stable person, and that hardly ever gets talked about its just 'wee wah hes soooo in luuuuurve isnt that romantic'

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

siblingsssss there are so many good sibling pairs/groups in aa. also wlw ship stuff In General because there is never enough in any fandom. also also (because i love to kick the hornets nest) more fic where the intention is to Tell An Actual Story With The Characters instead of projecting the authors trauma and/or kinks and/or personality onto the characters where it doesnt fit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

18. its absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

idk if krisnix counts as slept on because ive only been in the fandom for a couple years, i know things were different like 10-15 years ago and maybe it was more popular then, but. krisnix. jfkdsjfls. there is soooooooo much narrative drama u can cook up with these two, so many scenarios and angles, and uve got 7 whole years to fill!! and u can be as serious and somber as u want, going into mental health and toxic relationships and what it means to spend so much of ur life with someone who is so bad for u but letting go isnt easy because thats years of ur life with that person ur being asked to let go of, OR u can be silly and say that kristoph is christian grays lawyersona, because come on i dare anyone to try and tell me kristoph Isnt Also the worlds worst dom

If I hear any of yall say "situationship" in real life I am making boomwhackers out of your fucking femurs

heyy there

can i req just like dirty like absolutely disgusting, downright nasty rough sex w toji 🌚

tags/tw: degradation + toji is so mean ;( + and he stuffs ur panties in ur mouf.

I think "rough sex" paired with "Toji" is a good combination, bestie, because he fits that category like bread on butter.

But before he starts anything, he has to get his doll all prepped up and ready before he pushes himself deep into your needy cunt. He's delicate in the beginning, making sure he warms you up with all his filthy words and lovely praises that you have no other choice but to submerge yourself in his affection. He's very good at making your nether regions below drip with aching desire.

Though, once he feels that wetness leak onto his calloused palm, savoring your taste by putting his coated fingers on the base of his tongue, sucking fervently before removing with an obnoxious pop, that's when the real feast begins...

Your back laying firmly on the soft cushion of his futon, knees bent and touching your shoulders, feet resting on Toji's pecs, and a pair of your panties rudely stuffed in your mouth because according to Toji, "You don't know when to shut the fuck up-". He's already gotten multiple noise complaints from his neighbors, God only knows how much he can take before he's asked to leave.

The loads of cum Toji filled you with emits a cacophonous squelch as he pounds your gushy pussy senseless and Toji falls in love at the sound. The power of his thrusts has you babbling like some fucking idiot and you're even more incoherent with your panties in your mouth.

"You keep talking to me like I'm gonna understand you. I don't know what the hell it is you're telling me. What? Is it too much, hm?" He'd question you in a mocking tone, belittling you even more as though fucking you in a mating press wasn't humiliating enough. You mentally curse at yourself when your answer is a quick, pathetic grunt — sounding out of breath because of the restraining position Toji has you in. It's like music to his ears and he smiles out of spite.

"Ooh it is, isn't it?" He sounds even more condescending than before and you hate it. "My poor doll can't handle all this dick, can she? No? She can't? Oooh," He's gonna make sure he keeps you in that reserved spot beneath his feet, pleading for mercy as he plows into your vulnerable state.

"No—" He starts again. You can feel his tip hit your belly button before he pulls out for the umpteenth time. "—she," Your vision is obscured with a blurry view due to you rolling your eyes to the back of your lids. He pulls out and you can sense the head of his angry, red cock pulse subtly at your entrance, "—can't." before ramming it back into you with more aggression than the rest of his thrusts.

There is but so much you can endure with him fucking you like this, but you like to pushing your limits teehee.

–Breeding Sex With The Girl I Love (Non Stop Cumming Until We Have A Baby!)

⚠ TWs/CWs: the start of my doujin titles, fem! reader, pussy eating, breeding, creampies <3

notes. this is pt 2 to my “first time” fic. i mistakenly called him kunikuzushi in the first fic so i’ve retconned it here

“That’s a good boy, Kabukimono. Just keep licking, I’m almost there-!” Your thighs lock around his head, pulling him closer to your wet cunt. Kabukimono knows exactly what that means, so he bobs his head faster against your pussy, tongue lathering you up. His lips focus on your swollen clit, slurping and sucking so much it drives you crazy. It’s been two months since he first had sex and learned how to worship your pussy, but it feels like he’s been doing this for far much longer. “Cum in m’ mouf, pleashh.. Wanna taste ya,” he says, words muffled by his mouth full of pussy. As if on command, you cum, legs shaking as your eyes roll back in pleasure. You roll your hips to ride out your orgasm and Kabukimono hums in satisfaction. He reluctantly pulls away, wiping away the excess fluid with the back of his hand.

“You always taste so good. You okay to keep going? If you’re tired I can just- Mm!” His rambling is swiftly shut down as you pull him in for a kiss, tasting yourself on his lips. “O-okay, I understand. I’ll put it in now!” Kabukimono grasps onto his cock for the first time all night, lightly tugging on it before grinding against your wet cunt. It slides across easily, his cock slicked up in your juices. He takes a deep breath before he sinks into your pussy, breath releasing in shudders as he tries not to cum. His hands are firmly pressed onto your hips, using them as leverage to thrust inside of you. Kabukimono bites his lip in a futile attempt to hold back from moaning. He always thought he was too loud.. He just wanted to hear you and the cute noises you made when he hit the spot just right.

Ah, just thinking about it has him whimpering. “S-soo good! Mn, ah, I wanna cum-” His hips shake wildly, chasing after his high. The sound of skin against skin makes a loud plap, plap, plap - a sign of the lewd act you were committing if anyone were to pass by. Your legs intertwine behind his back, keeping him firmly against you. Kabukimono can only hump you desperately as you offer no chance of escape. “Inside?” He asks.

“Y-yeah, fill me up with your cum. You know what happens then?” You breathe shakily, your orgasm muddling your mind. Still, you knew you meant what you said.

“I’ll.. give you a baby! I’ll fill you up and get you pregnant, mmf! Please, please, ah!” His hips piston faster into you, eager to cum inside and make both your wishes come true. With a final thrust, his cum releases in heavy spurts inside of your tightening cunt. Your orgasm hits you as soon as his does, the feeling of cum filling you up giving you that final push over the edge. The two of you shake as you bask in the afterglow, breathing shakily as you hold one another.

Although this would usually mark the end of your session, neither of you can manage to be the one to pull away. Your throbbing cunt and his still hard cock serves as no incentive to release the other. You roll your hips and Kabukimono shudders with pleasure. “Well, we have to make sure, right?” Ever the gentleman, Kabukimono wants to have your clear consent to continue. His stamina is far better than the average human, you’ve learned that lesson already. Today was different, however, you wanted this. You didn’t want to stop until there was no doubt you’d have his baby.

“Keep going, hahh, I want you. Need your cum in my womb.” Your words made Kabukimono whine. You could feel his cock twitch as he grabbed your legs, pushing them towards your chest. Your calves rested on his shoulders while he gripped the back of your thighs. His cock kissed your womb as he positioned you, the head repeatedly rubbing against it as he hurriedly thrust inside. All he could do was slur his words while you milked him. “Giving you a baby,” and “I love youuu,” were barely legible as he tried to kiss you.

You watched as his cock filled you up, stretching you out with every thrust. His cock was covered in his creamy cum and your juices. God, it looked delicious. If he wasn’t fucking a baby inside of you right now, you’d be sucking him off and licking him clean. You reach down to rub your clit as you watch Kabukimono pound into you, occasionally glancing at his face. Just the sight of his sweaty, focused face as he struggles to fuck you could make you cum. “Kabuuuuki, gonna cum again.”

“Do it, I’m right behind you. Uoogh, so tight, you’re sucking me in!” Your pussy clenches around his cock, squeezing him as if it were begging for his cum. His hips move slow and deep, shuddering through his final push as he tries to stuff his cock as deep into your womb as he can. He mewls as he feels his cum spill inside you, filling you up beyond what your pussy can handle. For now, his cock serves as a plug to hold it all in. You whine at the fullness in your tummy, almost achy with how much of his seed you’re carrying.

When he pulls out, his cum overflows, spilling out in globs. Kabukimono pouts at this, using two fingers to scoop it up and push it back inside. Your pussy flutters when he touches you, completely overstimulated. He murmurs a soft apology, kissing your thigh to soothe you. Despite this, you still tell him, “Just a couple minutes… and we’ll go again. You will put a baby in me.”

All conservatives are autistic and their special interest is bigotry

a/n: short blurb based off of THIS ASK THAT TUMBLR EVILLY DELETED...THE WORDING HAD ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND NOW ITS GONE IM SO MAD

content warnings: cock in mouf. bit of facefucking. reader is a cockslut. s'it. mike is NINETEEN!!! HE IS NINETEEN!!!!

"j-jesus, princess, sl -- slow down --" mike's hand shoots out to rest against the back of your head, lower back arching up off the chair he's sitting in; he's shaking from the force of holding his hips back from bucking into your mouth.

you were supposed to be studying. he invited you over to study, but then you asked to take a break and started pawing at him, telling him how cute you thought he was and how you wanted him so bad. everything else kind of blurred together after that, culminating in you settling yourself on your knees between his legs and lapping at his cock like a little minx.

you suckled on his head for a bit, content to pump the rest of his length and play with his balls, but then you realize how empty your throat feels. you want to feel how long and heavy he is against your tongue.

he looks so pretty from down here, pale cock flushed pink to match his cheeks, rosy lips parted and slick with the spit you'd swapped with him earlier. he has a hand running through his hair, making his shirt ride up and exposing just the slightest bit of toned tummy. it's making you dizzy, soaking through your pink panties like a needy whore.

so you take him halfway in and suddenly he's trying to make you go slower -- your eyes dart up to glare at him, cute nose scrunching and eyebrows furrowing. you want more.

he was trying so hard to be a gentleman, to not let you take more than you could -- he knew he was big, and he wanted to be nice. he really did, but you were a brat and absolute hell to deal with, making it so hard for him to just be nice. to do what's best for you.

but then you hold his balls in your hand just right and he can't stop his hips from bucking up just slightly, the head of his cock bumping against the back of your mouth, slipping into your throat -- and you moan. your lids flutter shut, long lashes pretty against your cheeks while you gurgle around him and relax like you're in bliss. you like it.

"shit, you're --" he gulps, his throat suddenly dry, "you're fucking unreal."