by god gong jun has longass arms
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today's shitpost dispatch is brought to you by the letter "L"! "L" as in "lying liar" or "learn to fucking read"
consider using the letter "L" in a sentence today! here is my contribution: "learn the difference between 'lie' and 'gaslight' or i will haunt your notifs until you block me"
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Ah, yes the fan wielding idiots, my favorites
Can't wait to see how's the fan guy from tgcf
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tag yourself, I'm a Shen Wei with Wen Kexing tendencies (which I think makes me The Perfect Wife™️)
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The dynamic of Tian Ya Ke in the simplest modern terms
WKX: 😍🥰💜 A-Xu ✨️😚
ZSS: 🙄😒 Whore 😮💨😐
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Men who have read Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" and liked it are hot. Never read the book myself, just making an observation.
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All hail the bastard king of improvement-neutral relationships.
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I think all the doctors missed my real diagnosis: I'm a guy who got into Radiohead too young
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“pick a line that makes you go feral” questions never have lines that make you go feral. there’s a big difference between a line that makes you hurt or is generically emotional and a line that makes you feral. idk how to describe it but here’s some of my candidates
iffy abt the second one. it has a ‘this slapped me in the face three consecutive times’ feel to me but is sung very soft/high in the song and the feral status depends on if it makes you depressed or think something like ‘yeah we should be running for the hills’ imo.
I was gonna put titles/artists but the last one is way too funny out of context
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