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more marie and baby milo
in da playroom
#redacted marie#redacted milo#baby milo#woof pup#canon? never heard of her#redacted fanart#frenchie draws
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WALK HIM LIKE A DOG
@hellion-child you did this. Inspired by this legendary post.
‘It’s not illegal to go to the dog park, just to hear hot dads say Good Girl.’
Rating: M CW: overusage of the term daddy and Eddie just being a horny bastard.
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“You know, this is fucking insane, right?” Chrissy laughs while Eddie lounges on the park bench.
Yes. He’s aware.
He and Chrissy don’t even have a dog and yet—
“Chris. Look at all of these great pet parents, taking care of these little doggies. Look at em. Wonderful. Stunning, very normal.”
Chrissy levels him with a glare. Being on the wrong side of a Chrissy glare is a scary thing, but alas his dog park visits are worth it.
“No. Look, listen. You’ve got all of these doggy daddies taking their lovely pups out for runs and walks and what not and then daddy wraps up his run and takes the precious ones to this here dog park. Woof.”
It really was worth it to Eddie, alright? There is nothing wrong with going to a public dog park to maybe hear a hot sweaty man coo at his dog.
‘Good Boy’
‘Precious Girl’
Bark bark bark or whatever.
Would Eddie ever talk to any of them? Absolutely the fuck not, but a man could dream.
He was bummed though because none of the hot guys were out, today.
Damn.
He is busy scanning the area to see if he missed anyone, Chrissy yapping on and on about how they could just get a dog when someone slows their run to chat.
“Hi!” She says. This woman is tall, short hair messed up from running, she’s got a bright ass orange jacket on, and she is most certainly Chrissy’s type. Thats not fucking fair at all, now is it?
Chrissy’s complaining tapers off. “Hey.”
They smile at each other, and this is truly unfair, Eddie thinks. This whole dog park thing was for him and yet.
“I hope you don’t mind, but me and my best friend just moved to the area and honestly, I think you’re pretty so—I just thought I would say hi.” She hardly makes eye contact with Eddie. So it’s clear who she’s talking to.
Like recognizes like, he supposes.
He can respect the straight forwardness of it all. Chrissy is just kinda staring at her so he speaks up. “Well, I’m Eddie and this is Chrissy, and I can confidently say that she also thinks you’re pretty.”
Both woman turn to stare and him, Chrissy with big eyes and the other woman with a smirk. She speaks, “Well, it must be my lucky day.” She turns back to Chrissy, “I’m Robin.”
The two get talking and Eddie is happy for his best friend, he really is, but where are all the hot men?
He’s about ready to call it quits when he sees a fucking god, running with a ridiculously stunning dog.
Hot people own hot dogs, he supposes.
This guy is—fuck. He’s sweaty from running, and his hair is fucking gorgeous, even after activities. Thats a green flag. Eddie is just shocked.
This is the dog daddy of all dog daddies. He’s wearing tiny fucking red shorts that expose thighs for days and—
“Jesus fuckin’—see?” Eddie doesn’t even care that he is interrupting the girls conversation cause this guys is—god damn. “He could slap a collar on me and walk me like a dog.”
Chrissy balks. “Eddie. We are in the company of a new friend. Robin doesn’t deserves this.”
Eddie simply shrugs and Robin laughs, “No. I think it’s hilarious which guy caught your eye?”
Oh, he likes Robin. “I like her. Get her number—“ He smiles big at Chrissy, before gesturing towards the fucking Adonis in tiny little running shorts. “Anywhozle. That one, look at him. On my knees in a second.”
He ignores Chrissy’s eye roll, and watches as Robin takes in the guy, before busting out in a laugh. “Oh my god—Steve?”
Oh shit.
“I—do you—“ Abort mission. Abort abort.
“Oh yeah, remember that best friend I was telling you guys about?”
She is still laughing, and Chrissy joins her before handing Robin her phone.
Eddie feels like he just got bamboozled.
“Chrissy, babe, I’ll text you. Eddie? I’ll see what I can do.” She smiles at them both before running over to ‘Steve’ and his—their?— gorgeous dog.
“No wait I—“ Eddie tries but she’s already over with Steve who is listening intently to what Robin has to say.
Oh god, oh no. Oh god.
Chrissy is just laughing softly into her hand, which turns into full laughter quick because Steve turns to look at them, smiles and winks.
#steddie#worm brain#something something the next time Eddie is at the dog park ALONE because Chrissy is BANNED from joining him#Steve is there with his stupid pretty dog and catches Eddie’s eye.#ends up telling Eddie that Robin told him about a ‘rowdy pup’ that needed discipline or whatever#kinky kinky#puppy play and daddy kink for days#but anyways.#I’m not dead just fucking tired#I’m still here.#Steddie ficlet#bark bark woof woof woof#also confident Robin is a legend and she deserves it#Buckingham#OH ALSO. the dog is a vizsla and her name is maple
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wuf
WOOF!! AGAIN!!
#Happy woofs I got out of work early :3#Little Mmf? At the end you’re welcome#Anyways pups bark along#Jasperbarks#Jasperspeaks
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on an Amtrak Official train, ama
#pup#woof bark bark#they let a dog on the train#amtrak#Amtrak trains#trains#choo choo#the glories and wonders of modern transit await me#AMA#ask me anything
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Pup is out and about 🐶
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I’m alive! Hi friends! 🐶🐶
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Awoooo and Happy Friday the 13th! 🐺😏
Showing off my thick knotty new packer and my Scooby boxers 😋🐺
cis het men and minors dni
#ok2rb#full moon shenanigans#werewolf butch#woof#pup play#butch#transmasc butch#awoooooooo#nblw#nblnb#nsft#t4t#t4t nsft
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imagine a boy in thigh highs and a way oversized sweater blushing madly, waiting for his lovers next command…
“Sit on the couch and spread your legs, Pup”
Pup does as he’s told since he’s a good boy, leaning back with a sleeve trying to cover his beet red face as he exposes himself: his cunt is dripping wet, tdick hard and throbbing.
“Awww is my little pup needy? Do you want to be fucked, darling, like a cute little pup in heat?” His lover mocks him as he whimpers loudly, clearly desperate…..
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woof!
meow!
#group art#blurry art#emoji#wordmoji#wordmojis#cat#dog#meow#woof#catkin#dogkin#otherkin#therian#alterhuman#althuman#kitten#kitty#pup#puppy#animal reg#animal regressor#animal regression#petre#petreg#pet regressor#pet regression#pet re#pet reg#human pet
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choking up as the poor lil autophage gives me directions to help fix its starship as it dies .... ;-;
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🐶puppy regressor snack ideas🦴
🐾 scooby snacks
🐾 goldfish
🐾graham crackers
🐾sloppy joe
🐾beef jerky
🐾peanut butter
🐾apple sauce
🐾eggs
🐾crackers
🐾biscuits
🐾carrots
🐾muddy buddies
🐾chocolate chips
#puppy#pup#regression#pet regressor#pet regression#snacks#woof#bark bark#petcore#pup pet regressor#puppy pet regressor
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