the highs (danielle and ben winning titles) and lows (frances and taylor losing) of american tennis

DOKJA. KIM.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KIM DOKJA ❓

it's been a huge loss for the int'l orv fans *on the verge of tears*

just imagine dokja kim's narrative when he reveals that he often says, "I am Joonghyuk Yoo," for about a decade to survive his shitty life who the hell is Joonghyuk Yoo, Big Bro Joonghyuk, Mister Yoo?$!$?

some cryptid wind bird creature

Love a self-inflicted time loop. The main character isn’t trapped.  They can stop whenever they want.  But how can they when things aren’t perfect yet?  They can do better than this.  They need to try again.  They can get it right this time.  They just need to try again.  They can stop anytime they want.  Just one more time.  They can fix this. They just need to try again.  There are still things to fix.  They just need to try again.

give your first mate a hug today

too soon?

Question, how does one handle so much serotonin?

In pokemon gen 14 they'll all be like. Faggotrix and Yasqueenza. Divasaur used Slay its super effective the opposing pokemon died instantly. Or whatever. And the designers will exclusively be furries and starter pokemon will have tekken muscles and weird cocks that get leaked on rule34. I'm like the Oracle at delphi but more on weed. The professor will have a dumptruck ass and huge hairy tits but he'll fall over like an anime girl saying kyaaaa and then there'll be a POV fanservice shot of him looking up on all fours. The villains wigs will all look the who's from the grinch movie in the 90s. Pikachu will have a regional form called folsom Street pikachu idk the inspirations wearing off

honestly my favorite part of albrechts notes is the casual mention of the fact that getting so high they get sick is part of their scientific process

Nature of daylight

Maxo is dead Half the people didn't even make it to the boat The eggs teleported away elquackity is a weird skin monster demon thingy I don't even know if dapper made it to the boat Phil's wings are fucked again, dragging tubbo to the boat PURGATORY 2?!?!?!

AND THEN SOMEONE SHARED THE WRONG LINK TO THE BOLAS PLAYLIST SO WE AREN'T GETTING IT TILL TOMORROW WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

izzy literally dying with his sticky bloodied hand tangled in ed’s hair. he is bound to him even in death. they are covered in each others blood until the very end. somebody fucking kill me.

The best thing I've seen this day (literally breaking down)

ALSO this shot where he's hiding his other hand behind his back ;—;

He makes me feel so many emotions it's u n f a i r

Every day I'm just like "MK pull your head out of your ass and focus on someone else for ONCE in your little lego LIFE"

who woulge win. 3 guys. 1 escape room.

I think the brilliance of Harry is that he is very adaptable - nerdy Tom wouldn't be expecting some of the chaos Harry would naturally have, so he's just not as prepared for the unexpected

anon, I totally agree. this is also the interpretation that some of my favorite fics go with. we don’t even know a lot of what Harry’s going to do…until he does it.

once again though, cross-applying my previous arguments about spell repertoire. Harry’s unpredictable but I think he’s used to everyone just being bad. He’s not really shown to care too much about a meta (e.g, spell length, spell length and intensity, shield breaking/disabling, etc) which Tom absolutely would know. he’s at a severe disadvantage, don’t tell me he’s going to yet again counter with expelliarmus and pray

BUT Jesus if Harry just went on a fucking training arc like JKR should have put him through, that creativity and adaptivity would be cracked. I NEED to see a selective stupefy where Harry only freezes select parts of someone’s body, or maybe even a reverse stupefy where Harry accelerates someone’s movements/mind to the point of infeasibility.

shit, I’m inspired. I might write a duel scene between Harry and Tom tbh just to see what would happen