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He smoothly slides next to Steph, acting nonchalant in a way she knows he's forcing himself to appear.
"So," the guy starts and steph hope of not being hit on at the gala burns away.
"You single?"
She sighs, groaning inside, imagine herself whacking the cute guy.
"Not interested." At her dismissal, he blinks owlishly. In that moment, Cass swings by, taking her side.
"Oh!" The boy chokes. "Ancients no– not for me," he coughes, and steph doesn't know if she should be offended.
"I'm asking for her." He points across the ballroom, and steph meets the coolest looking gal (beside her and cass) and sees her flush, hiding behind her glass.
Oh she's adorable.
"I'm danny by the way," the guy— Danny introduces, "that over there is Sam, Samantha Delphinium Manson, call her Sam tho."
He grins when she turns to look at him, interest peaked.
"Saw her looking at you and knew i had to wingman," At his words, she gives a matching grin.
"Stephanie Brown, I go by steph." They shake hands. It somehow feels like they'd just agreed to some shady business.
"Mind giving me pointers before I woo your bestie?"
"Ask about plants and animals. You will quickly learn of her passionate work."
Tugging at her arm, Cass leans to her, wishing her a quick good luck.
They hold a silent conversation with Danny looking at his shoes, as much as steph would love to woo someone, she wouldn't leave without making sure cass would be okay.
Cass only shoo's her away, and Steph takes that and does.
Time to let her charm go wild.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#danny is the best wingman#sam x steph#sam fell first but steph fell harder#cass is going to be the best wingman with danny#theyre gonna wing them so hard#the best way
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Hii Katie!
Ok I have a request 🥺🙏🏼
You’re in a secret relationship with Hotch and you both work at the BAU. He notices the last case got you feeling down and these debating if he should show his soft side and comfort you or not until someone from the team goes “sir you’re not subtle. We all know go hug your girl”
AHH GRECY HI I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHH
not so subtle
cw- your usual criminal minds case content, fem!reader, i guess some angst ??
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the team trailed onto the jet, having just completed a case. easy conversations lingered amongst everyone, this case being not so different from any other- at least, to them. meanwhile, you silently made your way to your designated seat, feeling absolutely drained.
to say this case had been rough on you was an understatement. the victims had all been insanely similar to you; hair and eye color, age, even similar body type. it was like you were seeing your face up on the board, that the profile was being given in relation to you. it didn’t help that during the takedown as well, the unsub had immediately latched his attention onto you; giving you the most bone chilling grin as he checked you out from head to toe, as if you were next on his list. you already knew the second you closed your eyes tonight, that’s exactly what you would see in your nightmares.
it also didn’t help that the comfort you desperately craved for the past week, you hadn’t gotten. more than anything, you just wanted aaron. the team wasn’t aware of your relationship just yet, so interactions with him were few and far between.
you had felt his eyes on you from time to time, checking in on you, but he couldn’t necessarily do anything else. in addition, due to lack of hotel room availability, you hadn’t been able to sneak off to his room during the night- with you being paired with jj, dave with aaron. sure, you had seen him, spent almost every second of the day with him, but you hadn’t seen him. somehow, that made the longing and need for him- as your boyfriend- even more painful.
as you settled into your seat, aaron gingerly sat at his. he almost occupied the available spot next to you, but hadn’t, which he was already regretting. he knew you were hurting, he knew he should be comforting you. and yet here he was, doing nothing about it. without another thought, he started to get up to move towards you, but again, stopped himself as dave sat across from him. instead, he grabbed a file, to hopefully play off his sudden movement.
dave slightly narrowed his eyes at aaron in suspicion as he sat, but he knew. he had noticed aaron’s eyes on you through the case’s entirety, aaron lifting a hand to place on the small of your back, but stopping himself midway. he had noticed you migrating towards aaron whenever you had a chance, wanting to say something but the words never making it past your lips. if he, along with the rest of the team, hadn’t already put the pieces together that the two of you were together, there was absolutely no denying it now. the two of you weren’t fooling anyone. and now, he was getting tired of waiting around for one of you to do something.
“aaron.”
“hm?” he didn’t look up from his file, making a play at being convincing.
“just go.”
“sorry?” aaron finally lifted his eyes, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion.
“you’re not very subtle. neither of you are.” dave gave him a knowing look, before he glanced in your direction. “we know, so stop being an idiot and go over there. she needs you, but i don’t need to tell you that, do i?”
aaron opened his mouth to respond, but with dave’s expression, he knew he was caught.
so without another word, and ignoring dave’s cheeky expression, he finally got up and made his way towards you. as he approached, your eyes met his. they were sad, and aaron regretted not already making his way over to you sooner even more if it were possible.
“sir?” you questioned, not exactly sure where he was about to go with this.
“no.” he shook his head as he took the seat next to you, your face falling into one of confusion. “we’re not doing that right now.”
“what?” you asked. your voice was laced with surprise, but also relief. you could already feel part of the tension leaving your body.
he shook his head, opening his arms to you and ignoring the fact that the team were all watching. “c’mere, it’s been long enough. and i can’t stand seeing you upset for another minute.”
#no bc i love the bau!reader and aaron dynamic#aaron trying so so hard to not let his soft side show 🥺#and dave is the ultimate wingman#can i title these?? i’m gonna title these#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#aaron hotchner angst#hotch x reader#criminal minds#criminal minds imagine#aaron hotchner fanfiction#aaron hotchner imagine#criminal minds fanfiction
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playing fates again this is how its going
#fe shitpost#fe14#fe odin#fe azura#fe laslow#fire emblem#rare odin/azura shipper ik but like… can u guys think about it for a second… for me…#also wingman laslow but hes terrible at it is the funniest concept to me#bc hes really only good at it when hes not trying to be and unfortunately he would try really hard for odin this was his idea#it works out in the end only because i pressed the s support button and not anything he did
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scheming- the activity or practice of making secret or underhanded plans
+ bonus
#king ohger spoilers#king ohger#super sentai#kingohger#ohsama sentai king ohger#ohsama sentai kingohger#jeramie brasieri#jeremy brasieri#yanma gast#yanma gust#spider kumonos#tombo ohger#tokuedit#please do not repost#umbrella.edits#umbrella.gifs#umbrella.posts#worst wingman in the entire world#making yanma's life hard as he should
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i love these freaky little teens and their freaky little relationship problems within their freaky little marriage. this is how it works in MY mind no matter WHAT anthony burch may or may not say re: hermies feelings 😌
#oakworthy#dndads#hermie the unworthy#normal oak#lincoln li wilson#taylor swift dndads#scary marlowe#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies#cereal tries to draw#LISTEN god i will go to my grave insisting hermies in mega denial rn#also i just love how into the role lincoln got calling everyone honey jslkdjfklsdj HES SO FUNNYYYY#and also. i love that lincoln is both the number 1 hermie hater#and also the number 1 oakworthy wingman#hes trying so hard to help normal look good sdljkfd HE'S A TRUE FRIEND IT'S SOOO SWEET#what a good husband 😌#anyway i was just thinking about how it would be funny#if normal and linc were spending a lotta time together#bc normals agonizing over his crush/getting advice from lincoln or something#like about hermie but hermies off out of earshot and is just like whatever.#those 2 can be married forever for all i care. we have nothing. i dont care i DONT#and the taylors like wow dude youre really loud over here this is just like my animes#and terriscary comes too bc shes soooo excited to get to play matchmaker between her husbands!!!!!!!! wow!!!!#also i love drawing tiny pouting hermie it's my favorite thing ever#ok thanks bye
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i'm outing myself as a project wingman fan
#project wingman#barbie#barbie 2023#my posts#i posted these on discord but ive been told theyll do well on tumblr so here they are#plus i worked really hard on these and i love this game to pieces so its a small price to pay#here i am tumblrinas. you fired up? come shoot me down
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Here I come, Ace of Aces.
Do you have enough weapons in stock?
#ace combat#project wingman#Shirou day#Fate stay night#Missiles are swords if you believe hard enough
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#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#sir pentious#cherri bomb#hazbin cherri#someone get him a wingman or something#he's trying so hard#my stuff*#hazbinedit#tw flashing lights
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i wanna see the timeline where this misunderstanding becomes the focal point of the alpha dramadey of errors
#it'd be a shitshow where everyone is ten times more jealous of everyone else#jake becoming convinced of something completely wrong and trying a little too hard to be jane's wingman#despite the fact it's obviously never gonna happen bc he wants an excuse to distance himself from dirk#sorry for clowning on him on his birthday but it's a 24/7 calling
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monarch wears a hat that says "woman want me, ground targets fear me"
#yes that IS seven mlagm-2s#project wingman#belay that NINE mlagm-2s#forgot i had two sets on the wings that are hard to see
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ough....the laughingstock In My Head... im unwell....
#its 3 am im tired cant sleep live laughingstock love-#laying in corpse position staring at my glow stars#playing through the Elaborate lore... the plot... howdy redemption arc....#its very funny bc for this whole Plot i have.... literally everyone is aware of the Drama Unfolding#except for frank / julie / poppy#theyre just vibing and the. the rest of the town is sooooo Involved with barnaby & howdys bs#eddie is out here wingmanning both of them. sally has one sided beef with howdy. wally has unlocked the Protective emotion#home is listening to wally update it on the newest Hot Goss every night#home has very dtrong opinions that wont be heard#absolutely unprompted#oausgdhsbdjsnxms#barnaby: im so over him i swear (lying)#hard cut to howdy sobbing behind the counter with a bottle of his strongest root beer#theyre both handling the failed confession like champs!!! im Lying!!! theyre both disasters!!!!!#if i had it in my id... id write a fic.... might outline it for funsies#because ohadudhhdnfjsnxms#THERE IS NO LAUGHINGSTOCK FANFIC RN#except for the delectable delicious crumbs in Stamps by Indigopoptart gofuckingreadit#ohhhh and the scrumptious sensational crumb in the latest installment of Imaginatorofthings' fantasy au series gofuckingreadit#i reread both all every crumb all the time#i need a pickmeup? crumbles <3#like the cinnamon crumbs on streusel... the best part....#BUT i crave a full meal and i may have to provide for myself#i shall create the laughingstock fic i want to read in this world#if no one else will do it!!!! i will!!!! maybe. dont quote me on this <3#oh to be a great enthusiast of a rarepair... agony and pain and yet such delicious delight#i do not recieve much but what i do get... more powerful than any mainpair (idk what the opposite of a rarepair is) creation#tis not just a treat on my table#tis the heavens opening to shine glorious rays of sunlight upon my withering crops and my cold skin... something to Bask in....#but a full fic's not gonna happen any time soon so im gonna roll up my sleeves and do it myself
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With how I'm planning my fics, since Menelaus and Agamemnon spend some years at Tyndarius' palace, I kind of have them all be childhood friends in a way before Agamemnon and Menelaus take back their kingdom (Aga is around 19, Menelaus 15 when they leave. 5-6 years later they get married.) With how their marriages work out when talking about "Old times", Odysseus is the "odd one out" as he was the only one who didn't grow up alongside them. The poor guy is left out.
Odysseus: "Wait, why is everyone laughing? What does that mean? I don't get it."
Penelope: "Well you see-" Goes on about a silly story but the inside joke is dumb. "...You probably would've had to have been there to get it"
Odysseus:
#I'm so excited for how Ima have the dynamics in my fics >:D#Is this all silly? YEah :D Is it probably unlikely? YEAH. Do I care too much? No. :D you can't tell me they stayed at Tyndarius and NOT mak#them childhood friends to lovers (Agamemnon and Clytemnestra is a different situation but no spoilers lskdfj )#Odysseus is Menelaus' wingman (at first just going to sightsee and try and win the favors of others) but as soon as Odysseus falls#HARD for Penelope and starts getting a little desperate on how to “woo” her. Menelaus becomes a wingman for him as well#“I know her favorite jewel is Lapis Lazuli but she hates bracelets. She messes with them too much and then they break. don't give those”#Odysseus is frantically writing everything down#I love making these silly people even more silly. I hope that's okay haha#They don't have much time in the Iliad but I love Menelaus' and Odysseus' friendship (based on how Menelaus talks about him in the#odyssey.) And Helen already knows she wants Menelaus but I'll get into that later >:D#If anyone has seen the movie “Up”. Young Carl is young Menelaus and Young Ellie is...Kind of like Helen?? more the “shy boy gets looped#into crazy shenanigans with a sassy girl who thinks he's neat".#“You don't talk very much...I like you!” and Menelaus is just standing there. big eyed and confused but happy. :D#my headcanons#shot by odysseus#Mad rambles
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Ghost has a cowboy hat for whatever reason and take it off when he’s about to go do something. He sticks it on Soap’s head saying ‘look after it for me’
Soap goes bright red because he knows the hat rule but he has no idea if Ghost knows the hat rule. Alejandro also knows the hat rule apparently, patting him on the shoulder while laughing, ‘congratulations hermano. When can we expect the wedding?’
Soap shoves at his shoulder, pulling the brim of the hat over his eyes. It’s hard to deny that he absolutely adores the prospect of belonging to Ghost, and for the man to express it like that out in public makes his heart trip on itself.
But there’s also the chance that Ghost has no idea what it means and it was all just an innocent interaction. The giddiness dies down a little with that realisation, hope dwindling as he readjusts the hat so it sits out of his eyes.
‘He probably doesn’t even know about that hat thing, no point in getting the hopes up.’ Alejandro hummed, eyes flickering behind him for a moment before he was setting a hand on the sergeants thigh.
‘Well in that case. Why don’t you come home with me tonight? We can have some fun.’ Soap opened his mouth, whether to accept or deny he wasn’t too sure, a sudden hand around his waist cutting off his response.
‘Didn’t you see the claim cowboy? Surely you know the rules.’ Johnny couldn’t help the way he straightened when that familiar voice spoke so closely to his ear, shivers running down his spine at the baritone of it.
So maybe Ghost did know the hat rule and Johnny wasn’t getting his hopes up for nothing. It was enough to make his hope skyrocket again, heart skipping beats as the hand around his waist slipped under his shirt.
‘Sorry Ghost. I was making sure you actually meant it.’ Said man scoffs, other hand swatting at Alejandro’s and replacing it, squeezing Soap’s thigh before running along its length.
The sergeant had to use every fibre of his being to keep from letting out some embarrassing noises, head falling back on Ghost’s shoulder and knocking the hat back into his eyes.
The low laughs of the two in front and behind him do nothing to deter him from relishing in the touches. He’s been waiting too long to care much about anything really.
#fic prompt#call of duty#fic#ghost#soap#Alejandro Vargas#simon ‘ghost’ riley#johnny ‘soap’ mctavish#ghost x soap#Johnny ‘soap’ mctavish x Simon ‘ghost’ Riley#cowboy hat rule#ghost making claims#they’re in love your honour#wingman Alejandro#fuck off haters#i’m looking at you die hard cod players
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Vyn might be more than a little unhinged, but after playing through the first part of chapter 11, I can't help but think that he's really a pretty good guy. Yes, he has issues, some red flags, and shit.
But chapter 11 drives home just how protective he is. He's so damn protective of the people under his care and apparently people in general
#And then you have Ogier ruining Vyn's “cool” look at every turn#Ogier is wingmaning so hard#Doing everything he can to make sure the mc knows who Vyn really is#vyn richter#mo yi#Chapter 11#Nxx corner
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Okay. The stars might be aligning today. Something might be working out in my favor and, perhaps, I can finally bring y'all in on. the absolute shenanigans that have finally taken shape between Alucren and Tyr.
Incredibly strong urge to ID him as 'the bastard man in question,' but. look, he is. I wouldn't exactly be wrong.
Anyway, in an attempt to be brief, Alucren is recruited to Imperial Intelligence when the class story's already kicked off. He's maybe three years older than Tyr and I need to establish now that that does not mean he's the older sibling. This will make sense in a minute. Perhaps.
So, he's designated Cipher Eleven and, largely, he knows Tyr by reputation as Cipher Nine, but they don't. really interact directly until they're some of the limited survivors of ImpIntel's fallout and Alucren becomes Tyr's Class-A Nuisance in Sith Intelligence. Eleven fucks with Nine because somebody's gotta see the guy loosen up, he argues. Which is hilarious because out of the two of them, Alucren is the one with the largely unbending loyalty to the Empire and the Sith.
[Everyone be thankful he wasn't the main subject of the Imperial Agent storyline. I don't think he'd survive the winter. Definitely not with his pretty aviator sunglasses in-tact about the galaxy and how it works, at least.]
The code I've cracked about this is that it is a largely one-sided mess fueled mostly by a lot of insecurities on Alucren's part. He's the only son of four children, and as loving as that family set up was, he still feels a responsibility to his family's name and legacy [and they have quite a long one in service to Imperial domestic interests; sidebar, Alucren's kind of a walking encyclopedia of Imperial history because of this. Let him take you on a museum date and tell you historical fun facts. Enrichment!]
And Nine has a whopping reputation as being one of the best Ciphers Imperial Intelligence ever trained. Of course, Alucren isn't... in on how much that also essentially turned Tyr's life inside out and wrung it out like a dish towel, but, hey! Details! And Alucren is, in a word, stubborn. And maybe a little competitive. And not all that certain of his own position in the service.
So, what's a guy to do but develop a homoerotic, one-sided rivalry with his essentially boss given Tyr's sort of right-hand man status to Lana? It's totally straight to think, "yeah, bet if I kissed him, that'd shut him up," right? Right! According to Alucren.
[oh honey you got a big storm coming, son]
Tyr is, largely, either willfully or just blatantly kinda... not on the same page about this. At least in Sith Intelligence. Alucren's whole attitude bit is a little grating, but Tyr's a professional and. mostly can afford to set aside the inconvenience of dealing with Alucren's smartassery to get their respective jobs done.
And then, in really short summary, the plot keeps happening. Alucren may or may not develop a bit of a crush on a Sith he starts serving [a smoking hot certain Wrath of the Emperor belonging to @hyrohkaah] (congratulations on the bisexuality Alucren!!!). It takes. a while for Alucren to really sus any of this whole Deal out about himself because he's very image-oriented. He has a Presentation to maintain about himself. Luckily for him, Tyr's a perceptive little shit and. eventually also not above throwing some of his stupid shenanigans back at his face.
Ultimately, there isn't any romantic attraction between these two fools, but Alucren still likes to take Tyr's patience and control for a spin around the block for the thrills and Tyr occasionally yanks back just as hard for the amusement. Sometimes this looks a lot more like indignant siblings arguing over their LegoCity build that's taken up the basement floor and sometimes it means are they flirting or fighting and the answer is yes.
And I'm also going to say Alucren's loyalty becomes... a lot more interesting for that sort of healed relationship between him and Tyr. :3 Alucren's a man that will always call the Empire home, so he'll probably end up serving it the rest of his life. But he also knows Nine is not a man to do anything by halves, and he does nothing without extremely good reason. And it'd just be a shame if I made them confront the possibility of shooting at each other. I mean. >.>
Spoiler alert: Alucren's probably not anywhere near as certain of his ability to follow through with that threat as he'd like to be. It'd surprise both of them, honestly. But you didn't hear that from me.
Anyway. He's a bit of a loser, actually, and I love him. Insultingly and affectionately. He's just.... a little like my pathetically sopping wet greasy alley rat. Unfortunately, he's adorable. And if someone punched him, he'd probably still deserve it.
And that, my friends, is the insane Tom & Jerry shit that has consumed me in the last two weeks or so about Alucren and Tyr. I'd usually say thanks for coming to my TED Talk, but this man's ego is already the broadside of a Destroyer in size and we just don't need to encourage that.
#dot talk#ch: alucren#ch: tyr#imperial agent#swtor ocs#alucren's a fuckin wreck your honor and i love him and i want to shake him like that kid from nemo with the bag. y'know.#he's a tool. a bastard (personality). i WANT TO PUT HIM IN THE PLINKO MACHINE#HOW IS TYR NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCK WITH THE GUY WHO HAS PLINKO VIBES OKAY. its enrichment. for both of them.#so yea uh anyway congrats to tyr for being part of this idiot's bisexual awakening by existing honestly one of the fair things about alucre#alucren: you're hot when you're mad#tyr: i beg your pardon#alucren: i said you're a boring#tyr:... mmhmm. you wanna talk about it#[not pictured is tyr. wingmanning so hard again what if you- i'm dragged off stage]#anyway you ever wingman your coworker and his boss so hard you end up part of their relationship sometimes#fkin' imperials. i'm telling you.
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Nika: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Suletta, to Miorine: You seem malnourished
#gwitch#gundam the witch from mercury#mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury#the witch from mercury#miorine rembran#suletta mercury#nika nanaura#incorrect gwitch quotes#sulemio#nika is trying to wingman so hard but these two are dumbasses
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