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dndadsepisodecovers · 6 days

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Ep.22.02- Army Of Tree

#erin o'neil #my wife #aged like fine wine #dndads #dndads cover project #dndads art #dndads fanart #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies fanart #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads quest #Episode 22.02

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science-lings · 26 days

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Yeah I get that Edgeworth and Maya are besties who obsess over the steel samurai but that leaves Phoenix and Franziska time to hang out and you cannot tell me that they wouldn’t be a terrifying duo. They both get hurt in a way that would kill a lesser person and just end up at the courthouse like two days later to save the day running purely on spite and righteous fury. If their goals align they would be unstoppable and I am so serious. They meet up while their spouses are occupied with samurai con to go to the renaissance fair and immediately solve the murder at the renaissance fair.

I need disbarment era Phoenix weirdgirling all over Franziska’s interpol level crime scene. I think he should give her some weed to see if that would make the viewing experience of the steel samurai and other related franchises slightly more enjoyable. I think she needs some guy who can kick down doors to drag around when she doesn’t have Gumshoe access. She bullies him relentlessly and he’s just enjoying the nostalgia of it all.

They’re buddies and no one knows how it happened

#people who think they hate each other haven’t been through the part where she has to babysit him #I don’t know if they get along but they’re at least really funny about it #they get wine drunk and watch lesbian romcoms #guys with daddy issues just flock to him idk what to tell you #pheonix wright #franziska von karma #idk what their combined tag would be #anyway they’re so underrated #ace attorney

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andy-clutterbuck · 8 months

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4x02 | Infected

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seraphsfire · 8 months

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so many 20 y/o's on twt: ugh astarion is so cool such a daddy hes so sexy mature and old and cool put my blood in a wine goblet sip it elegantly

me, 32: this is my miserable baby princess, he sucks at most things. lookit his bellybutton peekin

#im sorry he's just. cute :'(#i saw this picture on an 'astarion is so daddy' type of profile and i was just like. lil tummy :(#astarion #bg3 #my friend sent me a screenshot of how he'd set up his bed in a hotel and there was a wine goblet on the nightstand #and all the bl**d was spilled everywhere like he's the fucking cookie monster of vampires. unbelievable #maybe i just think this way bc im asexual and not bc im 32 idk

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den-kunn · 2 months

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I hate it when people dont draw raiden with wrinkles

GIVE

MY SEXY OLD MAN

HIS SEXY DAMN WRINKLES

#HE DID NOT AGED LIKE FINE WINE #JUST FOR YOU TO MAKE HIM WEBTOON APPEALING #mk #mk11 raiden #raiden #lord raiden #thunder daddy #raidilf #if you will

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coastielaceispunk · 1 year

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THIS!

Is giving THIS!

But more Daddy!

And I’m dying all over again!!

#FINE FUCKING WINE #damn you Beldro Ramscal!!#the chokehold this man has on me #he is daddy #tlou #Pedro Pascal #jose pedro balmaceda pascal

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dukeoftheblackstar · 6 months

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- Commissioned Art by @moonmo0n

I have peaked. I did it bestie. Wifey took the pic ♥ To us, @saengak ♥ And our baby girl / wine daddy, Plo Koon ♥

#♝#plo koon #wine daddy plo #my wife #my husband #my everything #♥#wine plo #ρℓσ∂υ¢н #happy wife happy life #xD

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shiftythrifting · 5 months

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Some t shirts finds in two Pennsylvania goodwills

#shiftythrifting #thrifting #submission #shirts #murica #wine mom chic #alcohol mention #daddy shit #britney spears

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dakiniii · 1 year

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My Hubby’s Coming 😜✨💖

#leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #re death island #resident evil #he’s so daddy #death island #he ages like a fine wine #please 😩😩😩#July 25 needs to come sooner!

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lee-pace-yourself · 1 year

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#lee pace #leeepfrog #brother day #foundation #emperor cleon #emperor daddy #space daddy #space king #cheers #toast #wine #tall dark and handsome #long haired guys #guys with long hair #beautiful men

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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year

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9x01 | A New Beginning

#let's play Clue i'll be the rope #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S9 #i hate this website that gifset i just tried to post wouldn't show on my dash....#i had to test that this one would #ANYWAY #hmm #many thots....i mean thoughts #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#it's been 5 years and i #still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair #BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY SANTA FACE #excuse me but The Nose™#i love me a sweaty man #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #im gonna go have a big glass of wine now

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soffsketches · 4 months

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Wines Inspired by Characters Henry Oak from Dungeons and Daddies [FULL EXPLANATION]

Starting off the series with one of my favorite characters from the podcast here's some notes I've written down for the wine.

Grape Type: So Henry having a vegetarian/vegan diet I wanted something that would pair nicely with this. There were mentions of foods like Trail Mix, Nuts, Mushrooms and dried oats and a few wines fit perfectly with this but since Chardonnay is known for it's buttery taste due to it's fermentation in OAK Barrels the choice was a bit obvious.

Dry or Sweet? Plus, this type of wine is known for being either sweet or dry depending on the temperature it was grown in. I feel like this reflects Henry's personality as he's both super sweet caring and very much a pacifist but also dry, angry and stressed.

Body So, the body reflects not only on the amount of alcohol the wine has but also, it's acidity, color and tannins.

Acidity is sour and makes your mouth water but tannins dry your mouth. That being said, medium body just means that there is a balance between both tannins and acidity and that it's within a 12.5%-13.5% alcohol level. Oaked Chardonnays are known for this.

The alcohol level is reflected on the amount of natural sugar the grapes have which can vary by the soil type, climate and variant. This does NOT reflect on the overall sweetness of the wine. Sweet wines usually have lower alcohol levels than bold wine since most of the glucose is broken up and fermented during the process there for making more alcohol.

Flavors and Aromas: Several sommeliers have explained that flavors and Aromas AND will vary depending on the pallet. There are a few that are more noticeable to several but others that aren't. That is part of the magic and art of wine tasting. That being said for Henry's Inspired wine I did use some fruits mentioned in his dialog during season 1. More specifically this quote:

What the freakin ding dang, gosh darn, dilly willy, heckin' shark tooth, banana chicanery, rootin' tootin', raspberry freaking FUCK are you two doing here?! -Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies Season 1)

Although banana and shark tooth aren't main notes for this wine, I feel like Henry would use these terms to describe it. Raspberry on the other hand WOULD be a nice main note, alongside the classic vanilla and Oak combo from classic chardonnay with a hint of green apple, Jazmin and general minerals. Those last three I feel reflect Oakville a lot beside the obvious OAK.

Bottle Design The main label reflects the physical appearance of the character both in its podcast cover and in the character's intro from Will Campos.

"Henry Oak is the Birkenstock rocking, crunchy, munchy, hippie, nature druid dad of the group."

Wanted to stick with the colors from the Cover art but with a more neutral tone so that it matches the colors and hue of this hypothetical wine.

Having the iconic Berkenstocks in the background on a rocky stone grown with vines growing around it, just felt like the perfect vision for Henry. And as a little homage to on of the several dadfacts I added a Trilobite insignia on the top of the wine cap.

Finally, I added the important info such as where it would have been produced, by what bodega and when. Obviously, Oakville in the Forgotten Realms would have been an interesting place to grow grapes. Bodega Daddies because it sounds both funny and well fitted and finally it's from 2019 because that's when Henry Oak first appeared in the first episode of that same year.

And I think that just about does it!!!

Thank you so much for reading and I'll be following up with the next wine of the series. Which character should I make a wine for next?

#dndads #dndaddies #dndads season 2 #dndads s2 #henry oak #lark oak #sparrow oak garcia #dungeons and daddies season 1 #dungeons and daddies fanart #wine design #wine description #wine tasting #FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AS WINE #Soffsketches

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daddysroyalwhore · 2 days

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“Holy Roller sits in the garden we fled

Blood into wine, take my body instead”

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diaryofamadsunwukongfan · 2 months

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One big, happy family/s

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doll-elvis · 9 months

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elvis’ natural golden brown eyelashes >>

#a reminder he was just a golden haired boy from Tupelo 😭#I sometimes forget this man was a brunette imposter #i LOVE his black hair don’t get me wrong #but just imagine big daddy e with his natural golden brown hair ?!?!?#toby kwimper but aged like fine wine #sign me up please #my pookie #so so so beautiful #elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis #elvis history #elvis fans #elvis photos #elvis fandom #big daddy elvis

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faramirsonofgondor · 10 months

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Jamie’s the type of friend who actually tries to pack himself in a suitcase so he can go on trips with you. Or he just genuinely considers kidnapping his friends so they don’t leave. I’m pretty sure half of the team would be happily kidnapped too.

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #afc richmond #friendship #mental illness #daddy issues #abandonment issues #he wouldn’t have to kidnap them he’d just try distracting them enough that they forgot they needed to leave #he’d try to trick sam but he’d feel to guilty so he just makes him promise to spend extra time with him when he gets back #he’d make pouty faces at dani every time he remembered he needed to leave and then go ‘5 more minutes?’#he’d probably frustrate roy into ranting for hours and roy wouldn’t be able to think of anything but jamie #he’d bribe isaac with rolos and animal crossing #he asks colin about welsh independence #he’d get moe to tell him all his conspiracy theories and then disagree or say something absurd just so moe would go off again #he’d tell richard that beer is better than wine and wait patiently for his ranting to end before saying something rude about french food #they’re all mostly himbos they’d probably fall for his himbo tricks #they’re all so neurodivergent he’d just pry and make them talk about their special interests for hours

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