Oliver Jackson Cohen as Will Taylor WILDERNESS (2023)

WILDERNESS (2023) Where White Knights Go To Die (1.06)

so is this the year of DW actors whose (queer) characters didn't get an on-screen queer kiss going and getting queer kissed in other shows. because if so good for them

Just finished watching Wilderness, and I am very much enjoying seeing Jenna Coleman continuing to play bisexual characters

a short clip of oliver and jenna discussing shooting the white water rafting scene in the second episode of wilderness

Watching Wilderness and it's so frustrating, because like. The truth is Will doesn't give a fuck which one he's fucking at any given moment. They're interchangeable to him. All he cares about is that his dick is wet. They're treating keeping this man's attention like some kind of battle to win and he doesn't CARE. She should've gone with the bear attack idea IMO.

jenna coleman is so pretty i hope she gets away with murder

Wilderness on Prime??

Hahah, yeahhhh, but it wasn't particularly substantial? It was hot, for sure, for SURE, but its appeal came more in who was involved and the hotness and suddenness of the moment rather than any particular depth in the f/f part of the relationship. For me, at least. :x

imagine a show where a wife serial cheats on her husband so her husband plans to kill her but is either interrupted or changes his mind several times only to then finally attempt to kill her but he accidentally kills her lover instead and then he frames the lover's girlfriend for the murder and then ends up murdering the lover's girlfriend, too, in ‘self-defense’ (because the girlfriend attacked him for reasons that seem highly contrived—almost as if the author wrote themselves into a corner and had to do something to make their villain protagonist look sympathetic because they... oh right, framed an innocent person for murder and that’s a thing that a bad person would do but the villain protagonist isn’t really a bad person, the cheater is the baddest worstest person, so if the innocent person the villain protagonist framed is suddenly bad, too, then that retroactively makes the villain protagonist’s actions okay because, y’know, that’s how that works) and anyway then the husband ends up framing the wife for the death of her lover who he killed and he gets off scot-free while the wife goes to jail.

anyway, if you reverse all the genders, that's wilderness. 🙃

hes actually so deranged for this

Just watched the Wonka movie.

I enjoyed it as a standalone film but especially enjoyed it as a prequel to the Gene Wilder Wonka. It retroactively made Wider’s Willy so much more tragic.

And that’s because Chalamet’s younger, earnest and kind Willy Wonka is CONSTANTLY having his kindness and compassion and belief in the good intentions of others thrown back at his face almost. Every. Single. Time.

What happens to him, in no particular order: People take advantage of him when he is at his lowest; they sabotage his chocolate; Hugh Grant steal his chocolate and beats him with a frying pan; he is nearly drowned by the chief of police; a boat he’s in is rigged to explode; they try to drown him AGAIN but now in melted chocolate under a church; he is tricked into debt and forced into indentured servitude; the chocolate mafia wants him dead; he has to crawl in the sewers just to sell his chocolate without the police beating the shit out of him at the chocolate mafia’s command, and a bunch of other moments either his earnest nature (or the fact he is illiterate, because by the way he is illiterate) is taken advantage of.

But he keeps believing in the good of others. He has friends, and a pseudo daughter that taught him how to read and his mother’s memory and so many dreams…

And then we arrive at Wilder Wonka. Who was betrayed one too many times. Who had his recipes stolen from him. Who shut himself from the world and trusts no one.

Who doesn’t care for these spoiled people walking around his factory, even if they were his last attempt at proving to himself that good people, good kids (Like Noodle) still exist.

Who is alone.

TL;DR: seeing a young Wonka who is so optimistic knowing how he is going to end up after being betrayed over and over and over again is a emotional experience that I was not quite ready for.

HEY GUESS WHAT!! BOOK SEVEN IS COMING TO ENGLISH LATE THIS MONTH!! WE GET TO GO THROUGH THE SUFFERING TOO!! I AM SO SCARED ABOUT BAT DAD

S O O N

something something shauna being most in-touch with her teen self during an act of violence and natalie being most in-touch with her teen self during a moment of vulnerability

new still of ashley benson and oliver jackson-cohen in the upcoming prime video series wilderness, premiering 15 september 2023.

Well I noped out after two episodes of Wilderness. There is no reason a grownass woman WITH AN EXAMPLE LIKE HER MOM should have to commit two murders to fucking realize the mediocre man she's fighting for wasn't worth it.