#why does this keep happening to him
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He's keeping an eye out for Selener
#why does this keep happening to him#ethan torchio#måneskin#maneskin#ethan#she speaks#amas 2022#11.20.22#November 2022#North America 2022#må+us#la#california#må + suit & tie#4/4#meme tag#thighs
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Hmmmm. Season 25 isnt the first time butters sexually assaulted someone
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Buck: I’m on shift :)
Every miserable old man with a sad, unfulfilling life in a 3 mile radius: time for me to die
#why does this keep happening to him#this post immediately overshadowed by the last scene of s6e2#hope they go somewhere interesting with that#mutuals I am SO close to being able to read your posts it’s killing me#so glad I muted the 911 spoilers tag bc it is taking everything in me not to spoil myself out of sheer curiosity#I feel like tantalus with those fucking grapes#god if buck has Another existential crisis I’m gonna lose my mind#let my boy experience the blissful tranquility of being at peace with yourself for like five minutes#give him a rest!!!#and like a cat or something idk#911#attys yapping ✨🌷💞
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no cause if twice is a coincidence and three times is a pattern, what the fuck does it mean that FIVE of first’s characters have ended up unconscious in hospital beds
#and realistically san is next so that’ll be six. what is this#why does this keep happening to him#first kanaphan
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CRUMB FELL DOWN A MOUNTAIN HELLO?????
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still cant get over the one dude in the boys subreddit saying soldierboy "must be bi" for no good reason like. we've been here before. i know how this ends
people see jackles and be like wow that character he’s playing must be into dudes meanwhile it’s just that hes
#why does this keep happening to him#didn’t ppl think his character was gonna be gay on days too#ask#anon
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compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts
wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add
#sorry if the images are a bit scuffed. tumblr kept having errors so i had to add the final two separately#may make this into a youtube video. hm.#mumbo jumbo#locus fandom time#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft memes#mcyt#mcytblr#“why does this keep happening to him” indeed#cw cannibalism#suggestive#cw drugs#cw alchohol mention#<- things i never thought id have to tag on a mumbo jumbo post
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chip got eaten.aagain
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at some point the gods of dnd decided that Lou Wilson specifically is a magnet for doing impromptu surgery without a medical license and somehow it works every time against all odds and I am frankly gobsmacked
#dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 spoilers#d20 spoilers#original post#look first it was the fuckin jam spoon arrow removal in acofaf#then it was the literal brain surgery in starstruck#now in fhjy ep 13 the patron saint of unqualified surgery in DND strikes again#lou wilson#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#a starstruck odyssey#aso#acofaf#i'm relistening to starstruck as im playing the new stardew valley update so the craniobolt removal scene is very fresh in mind#why does this keep happening to him?
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Most annoying NMJ or JC take is when someone that dislikes them is like "oh you're a fan of him? *scoff* Well obviously you've only seen cql, where he was super watered down. In the novel he's a dislikable asshole and that's the objectively superior canon I'm working from instead of your woobified fanfic." Meanwhile your main canon is novel canon and you genuinely find novel Jiang Cheng and Nie Mingjue complex sympathetic characters.
#complaining and whining about fandom#mdzs#cql#the untamed#nie mingjue#jiang cheng#WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO THEM#it's quite funny because in nmj's case i actually see shit from cql being carried over to novel canon to hate on him#for example my's treatment under the nie was explicitly much worse in cql because they transplanted the langya captain to qinghe#while the worst we see post-promotion in the novel is cultivators (WHO AREN'T EVEN NIE!) wiping ther teacups#(they're visiting from other clans like xichen. That's also why none of them had seen meng yao before.)#you can absolutely choose to interpret that worse things were happening to him at the hands of the nie off-page#it's definitely possible! but cql has people acting like it's objective canon#also the thing about empathy being inaccurate and biased in nmj's favor#that's another cql thing. in novel canon wwx can and does see things nmj does not notice (like the teacups!)#so even if he has some insight into nmj's thoughts and feelings it quite literally can't be showing things exclusively from his perspective#it was a pretty cool ceative decision from cql! gave us some very interesting character moments!#but sometimes i see people discuss the novel going 'and this was warped by nmj's bias i bet he was even worse in reality' girl wrong medium#in jiang cheng's case a lot of hate seems to be coming from the corner of cql!mains too#so clearly it can't be *that* big a difference in likability
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Iblis is so back guys
Inspired by one of the memes on this post!
#how the fuck does Elise's dress work#knuckles spoilers#btw!!!!#knuckles the echidna#knuckles series#knuckles show#princess elise#kinda#iblis sonic#my art#so the knuckles series sure was something#I truly never thought Iblis would be brought back via low budget rock opera puppet#or that it would be sealed in Knuckles this time around???#like that is what happened right#this implies Mephiles exists in the movie universe too though right?#because he and Iblis are two halves of Solaris#iirc#why would they bring back Iblis and not mention Silver btw this is so unfair /lhj#if they bring Silver in to beat the hell out of Knuckles for having Iblis trapped in him that would be funny I think#a pipe dream perhaps#also sorry about not posting as much I keep forgetting Tumblr exists#okay thats it
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Oscar 🤝 getting penalized after being in the top3
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Hugging, Kissing and Cuddling HCs for König
I'm trying to see him in another light again after everything I've seen about him, so I decided I'd write something fluffy and nice for him. And then came the realization I never wrote some HCs like these for him in my original posts, so I decided I'd change that! He's Austrian, so naturally I have to love him!
When it comes to hugging someone, König is a bit hesitant. Considering he’s not the most physically affectionate person out there, it’s almost an honor to be receiving an unprompted hug from him. Whether his hugs are long or short depends on the occasion: If he’s proud of you for accomplishing something, then the hug will be rather short lived. Though, he might pick you up and spin you around until you’re dizzy. If you’re sad and need some comfort then his hugs could last a while. He’s not the best with words, he prefers to listen to other people, but if he knows a hug is what usually helps you then he’s willing to do so. Despite being a big and strong lad his hugs are surprisingly gentle, he’s worried about crushing you. He could put his all into them, but then you’d likely end up with a few broken ribs and he doesn’t want that to happen. König is also surprisingly warm, so receiving a hug from him is a rare, but nice experience. Although he does go rigid at the beginning, not knowing what to do, but relaxes into the hug eventually.
Again, he’s not a very physically affectionate person, but isn’t opposed to the occasional peck on the cheek or on your lips either. There is some anxiety whether you’d actually want a kiss from him or not, so he doesn’t kiss you very often, even if you do reassure him that it’s quite alright. He’s a bit tense at first when he presses a kiss to your lips, but calms down eventually. It’s especially bad during the beginning of your relationship, but he’s since gotten better at being calm about it. Since there’s a good chance he’s taller than you he loves giving you a kiss on the forehead. It’s a small but sweet gesture. He doesn’t need to bend down entirely to reach you but he still gets to be affectionate with you. However, if you’re on the taller side, or just as tall as he is, then he’d love to receive kisses to his temple from you. It makes him smile every time you do it. If he’s in the mood for receiving a kiss then he’ll lay his head on your shoulder and nudge you a bit. Or try to get his head in your closer vicinity. Kind of like that one bunny video where the bunny stretches to receive some kisses.
Cuddles with him are a bit more common than hugs actually. However, he refuses to lay down on top of you. If you’re shorter and weaker than him then there’s no chance he’ll put his weight on you, he’s just that afraid of hurting you. If you’re taller or just more muscular, then he might, but he’s still a rather heavy lad. Most he’ll do is put his head on your shoulder while you’re cuddling in bed and are both lying down. Although it’d be a lie to say he doesn’t want to be held. König is alright with being the one to hold you, but sometimes he would prefer to be the little spoon as well. That urge gets especially bad if you’re roughly the same size as him. Sometimes just nuzzling into your chest does the trick for him as well, though. Loves it when you run your fingers through his hair as he does so. Another thing he adores is you sleeping on his chest as he holds you. He gets to hold you close, he gets to protect you and he gets to doze off a bit himself, it’s bliss to him. Sometimes he leans down to press a kiss to your head and accidentally wakes you up like that. He feels bad about it and apologizes profusely, but does chuckle a bit when he sees your disheveled hair and your tired expression that shows you just woke up.
#cod#cod x reader#konig#könig#konig x reader#könig x reader#he actually kind of scares me these days even if I don't want that to happen in the slightest so I'm trying to desensitize myself again#I know people always joke about fanon könig vs canon könig but I think I will write him a bit softer with his s/o again#just to combat all those awful things I've seen about him that I don't want to be true and that I also want to forget about#könig is a big lad so I knew from the beginning I wanted him to be good at hugging because this is self indulgent#I feel like if it weren't for his anxiety he'd be much much cuddlier#because that's the case with me even if I have other things going on as well#and what is a funny character you write about if not another piece of yourself?#I've put so much of myself into some of these characters and yet people keep requesting them so I must be doing something right#it's more fun that way as well when you put your characters through something you've gone through. more relatable too#but I think that's something pretty much every writer does. that's why some requests are so difficult to write#I got one about marrying Laswell and Nikolai and that was a difficult request for me because the last wedding I went to#was my parents' and that was almost 18 years ago. man time flies I was 4 years old back then#so naturally I don't remember much either. But I tried and that's what's important!#either way please enjoy this piece of fluff I wrote today!
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Still accepting Ideas? If so, Spy asking advice on Sniper on how to tell Scout that he is his dad.
#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#tf2 fanart#traditional art#traditional comic#pen doodles#oldart#mercs#(gently holds your hands) anon. what the fuck. /lh#this was such a behemoth of an idea cuz it raises so many questions??#why would spy suddenly want to tell scout the truth given how he only chose to when scout was two seconds away from dying#(also. cant remember which comic this is but when spys about to drive off after scout begs him to take him as well#he only does so when scout mentions his ma so thats on my mind as well)#hes never shown like he feels the need to yknow#if spy decided to tell scout the truth why would he be asking for advice like wouldnt he want to keep it out of anyone elses business#(which fair enough wouldnt really happen given scout but eeh)#also he already did it good enough besides the cosplaying#and if spy for some reason was gonna ask for advice why would he go to sniper specifically#did i answer any of these questions in this mess?#the answer to that is the same as to 'do i have a good understanding of the characters' or 'do i have storytelling skills'#which is to say no#i also couldnt think of a way to make it funny to try and get away with that so i had to go with the more serious route so#anyway. sincerely hope its good enough anon (thumbs up)
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can i request a fic where reader is a huge swiftie and now that 1989 TV has been released, reader is so excited and you're explaining to aaron about the songs, why taylor is re-recording (although aaron might have already known about it because he searched up taylor to keep up with your favorites because he knows how much you love taylor and her music and so he pretends he doesn't know because he can see just how excited you are to share your interest with him and he just looks at you with so much adoration as you react to the songs and talk with him 🥺💗) it could even be a pre-established relationship where he's just pining over reader, whatever you prefer to write!! if you don't want to write, then it's alright!! <33
“Hotch, you really don’t have to. I’ll be fine”
“No. I’m driving you home,” he argued, grabbing your jacket and handing it to you.
“But-”
“No buts,” he interrupted you. “I’m not letting you take the train, it’s raining.”
You gave up; partly, because he was stubborn and partly because you wanted nothing more than to be in the car alone with him.
The rain falling on the roof of his car wasn’t loud enough to cover the sound of the music that was coming from his radio. You didn’t recognize the song, but even if you did, you’d still have no interest in it. There were only a few very specific songs you wanted to listen to at that moment.
Aaron could probably see you staring at the radio, so you assumed that was the reason he made you an offer.
“You can play your songs if you want.”
“Do you really not mind?” you grinned, already opening your Spotify app.
“Of course,” he chuckled. “Go ahead.”
“Taylor released a new album and with work I haven’t had the chance to listen to it properly yet.”
“Is that why you had headphones on all day at the office?”
“I was lucky it was paperwork day.”
He shook his head in delight, and let you connect your phone to his car. You bit your lip trying to hold back a smile at the thought that he didn’t need to ask who Taylor was. And at the fact that you were certainly the reason why.
“How do you know the lyrics by heart already?” he asked, only one song in.
“Not all songs are new.”
“How does that work, I thought you said it’s a new album?”
“Okay so, it’s basically a rerecording of an old album. And she added a few new songs in as well. So even if it’s an old album it feels new,” you said. “She is rerecording all of her old albums that she doesn’t own. Because even though she wanted to buy them they were sold to somebody else. Someone who had not been good to her.”
“That’s terrible.”
“Yeah…But because she wrote them she has the right to record them again.”
“Oh…Good for her.”
“Yes. All Swifties listen to her versions.”
“Do they?” he said, laughing.
“Yes,” you said proudly.
“And which one is your favorite?”
“From this album?” you asked.
“Mhm…”
“I’ll just play it for you.”
It was hard to miss his shy smile when he saw the title ‘You Are In Love’ flash across the screen.
Maybe he was in love too.
#you know what's crazy i received this request after something very similar happened to me with that boy i keep talking about#we were on our way to work and i was like :D i think it's gonna be a good day bc i started my morning listening to taylor's new album#and when we were on the train he pulled out his headphones and he was like 'wait i have a new album to listen to'#and he played a few songs and gave me his reactions lmfao#and he asked me why some songs were old (he knew shake it off lol) and i had to explain it to him like reader does here#anyway. mini storytime no one asked for#aaron hotchner x reader#hotch x reader#aaron hotchner#hotch#hotch 🪐
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Why do mentally ill Russians keep forming an unreasonable attachment to Alex immediately after meeting him
#chaotic ramblings#alex rider#yassen gregorovich#alexei sarov#literally why does this keep happening#both times they save his life on first meeting both times they want him to substitute someone who was important to them that they lost#vladimir for sarov and hunter for yassen#what is it with this boy smh#stormbreaker#eagle strike#skeleton key#honestly#if i had a nickel
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