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r0tt1ng-0rg4ns · 9 months

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The grim reality of Stanford Pines

This man missed 30 years of everyones lives, adults he knew are now likely dead.

When he got out of the portal the first thing he probably did was go and eat all the food in the house, not having eaten real food for so long.

Socializing was definitely hard at first, the portal was another realm. Nobody like him to talk too. If he remembered basic social cues at first it would be suprising.

Hearing that the twins have met Bill probably gave him a panic attack, they were just children, after all!

Hes used to everything and everyone being dangerous, he probably was easily startled and almost pulled a gun on people a few times.

When he got back he most likely puked, im sure the gravity was different in the other dimension, + who knows how what he was eating would react in the human dimension.

I could imagine once he got settled in his office that day he just started sob crying. He thought he would die in that portal!

#ur mom gay #stanford pines #gravity falls stanford #gravity falls #headcanon #headcanons #writing this made me extremely sad #i love the old man #why did they do him so dirty

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frogcabbage · 5 months

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Honestly seeing Louis go from the most swaggiest, fruitiest, cuntiest period clothing in flashbacks to him wearing a hoodie in the modern day is pure emotional whiplash

#why did they do him SO DIRTY #😭#he didn't eat #left the whole meal #the only slay was that black trouser/shirt combo #not even his slutty shades 😔#armand ate tho #lestat would be very disappointed in Louis #they didn't let my boy serve at all #he looks like a high schooler 🙄😭#iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire armand #amc iwtv

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donut-rambles · 1 year

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Some days are good days

and then other days you remember Green Lantern's appearance in the Lego Movie and die a little bit inside

#why did they do him so dirty #dies of cringe #green lantern #hal jordan #the lego movie #the rambles of a donut

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travelling-on-the-octopath · 2 years

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CLAUDE AND IGNATZ ARE SUCH A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT MAN LIKE DUDE. DUDE.

You don't get unrecruited!Ignatz risking his life to help Claude build the future of Fodlan in CF from that support convo. You don't get Claude grieving over being unable to save a killed unrecruited!Ignatz during AM!Gronder from that support convo. You don't get Ignatz being the one to reassure Claude that the Deer are standing by his side in VW's last event from that support convo.

It's so ass!! Like you said it could have gone somewhere genuinely interesting, discussing more about the different faiths Ignatz and Claude personally hold for themselves and how they can connect over that, but no! It just becomes a lame "hehe isn't Sothis and (specifically female) Byleth so pwetty hehe" and it's just so annoying! Because in pretty much every single other part of the game Ignatz is shown to have grown an incredibly deep amount of respect and trust in Claude's capabilities and Claude shows a want to protect Ignatz and then you look at their support for context for where that came from and?? There's literally nothing at all?? At least by the end of the support there isn't. Like the support could work just fine as a silly haha if their relationship outside of it wasn't so drastically different 😭

I think it's criminally underrated, the loyalty it takes to follow any given lord to Gronder. There, Dimitri and Claude are tied. If we ignore people tied to their lords out of political loyalty, however?

Claude has the most.

Like Ignatz (not to mention Raphael and Leonie) . does not have to fight in this war. At-fucking-all. And yet there he is, at the battle that is seen as the pinnacle of tension in the war (not if you recruit everyone out of their houses lmao), fighting, IN HIS OWN WORDS, for the Fódlan Claude wants to create. And yet instead of talking about this in their support, Claude is acting like an immature ten-year-old for . . . absolutely no good reason.

All I'm saying is that we could have had an Ignatz who's muttering to himself about mixing pigments for a project of his. Claude who stumbles upon him and mentions how his face isn't the sort to frown. Ignatz who tries to send him away, but Claude is latching onto the idea that he owes Ignatz something after he revealed he wanted more than anything to see the goddess, and convinces himself he has to even out the tables so there's no more owing (but he also just . wants friends ya know <//3). He makes an off-handed comment about wanting a world where differences are celebrated, not demeaned. Ignatz just nods, not even thinking anything of it, and is like "Of course! The best colours are only products of a whole bunch of different colours." CLAUDE though--starts vibrating. He gets it!! Ignatz gets it!!

We could have had Ignatz painting Fódlan's Throat without the Locket, the sun rising in the east, literally the physical manifestation of a new dawn for both countries, and gifting it to Claude in their A-support (locked until Claude brings in the Almyran reinforcements). We could have had Claude mentioning how admirable it was that Ignatz worked so hard for the future, and Igantz just being like "Well yeah Fódlan is important but I fight for you too"

JUST. WE HONEST TO GOD COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL.

#i'm so fucking #why did they do him SO DIRTY #i said this before but they added a bit of nuance to the blue lord and the dragon lady and they tapped the fuck out #fe #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fe16 #claude von riegan #ignatz victor #s responds #fea-and-fehf-headcanons

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drazzilder · 2 years

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Kind of cool by why is endeavor a utility?!?!

#MHA #my hero academia enji #endeavor #endeavor mha #enji todoroki #why did they do him so dirty #omg why #this is too funny #i’m screaming

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crssfre-arc · 2 years

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i was getting so emo over j.ason t.odd then i saw the g.otham k.nights version of him and want to unthink

#I WISH I DIND'T GO INTO HIS TAG #BUT I DID #IJopijopIFJASDPOFIASF #WHY DID THEY DO HIM SO DIRTY #I WAS KINDA EXCITED ABOUT G.OTHAM K.NIGHTS #NONONONONONON #* king : ooc #caps /

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crybaby-bkg · 8 months

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cw: mentions of being on birth control, mention of maybe getting pregnant, scent kink

have you guys ever heard of like…..being attracted to someone’s smell which means you’ll pair together really well??? and there have been cases where people get off birth control and it intensifies the smell and either makes it completely unbearable or even fucking better for the person??? okay THAT but with Bakugou…….,,,

you’re on birth control for whatever reason, and you’ve always pretty much liked his smell. it’s always been distant scents of caramel, a little sharp twang of spice whenever he comes home sweaty. and usually, you’ll let him chase you around the house while you laugh about him needing a shower because he stinks—but it’s all in jest.

and maybe, after a couple years of being with him, you get off of it for whatever reason—you wanna get pregnant, or it’s not serving you anymore, or you just don’t wanna be on it for any longer. and there’s—there’s a certain shift in the air whenever you’re around him.

you feel like a fuckin cat in heat when you stand near him, always pressing your face against the slickest parts of his skin. your nose buried in his palms, pressing sweet and gentle kisses to the hardened skin.

and Bakugou doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on with you, or why you always want to lay in his armpit, but he doesn’t complain much. even when he catches you huffing his dirty workout tanks and wearing his already worn boxers around the house.

but you can’t help it!! you just wanna bathe in his scent—now slick and honeyed and cinnamon—until you pass out from forgetting to exhale. and you’re such a perv about it that he can’t help but tease you—for licking the sweat from his collarbones whenever he’s on top of you. for inhaling where his scent lays stronger on the skin beneath his balls. for burying your nose in his pits whenever he stretches in the morning.

calls you his sick little pervert, getting off to his sweat, tells you how nasty you are for liking something so depraved. but your shame has abandoned you—all you care about and crave is his scent covering you in every way, shape, and form.

#why did I just ***** at the thought of wearing his dirty boxers around the house :((#and him doing a double take so confused but also a little turned on :((#THIS IS SO GWOSS WHY DO I LPBE IT SO MUCJ #most depraved thing ever. WHY THOUGH????#I usually feel zero shame whenever I write but this is making me SHY #anyway I have some dialogue I saved but idk who to pair it with or what situation to write it for lol #also wanna incorporate writing about biting someone when u get overwhelmed #bc I read that in lady k n the sick man and I haven’t been Right in the Head since I fear #anyway anyway. I wanna try trad goth makeup but it’s SO intimidating #but I wanna do it for a cosplay and I think I can pull it off #but I’m also vury scurry #wish me luck 👁️#bakugou treats! 🍬#—new treat in the streets! 🍫

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burstingsunrise · 23 days

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now i don't wanna close my eyes 🖤🤍

#luke hemmings #5sos #boy #gifs #give him to me now #i have so many things to say #this is ticking...so many boxes for me #meg can probably do some prettier ones later but is otherwise occupied at the moment and i don't know how to cope #need to get my finger in that waistband immediately #why do these bts photoshoot things always have some weird filter on them #at first i thought my screen was really dirty #this is a thing i did

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falconfate · 29 days

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Hello ranger’s apprentice fandom can we talk real quick about the stupidest thing Flanagan ever wrote

It’s about the bows. Yanno, the rangers’ Iconique™️ main weapon. That one. You know the one.

Flanagan. Flanagan why are your rangers using longbows.

“uh well recurve arrows drop faster” BUT DO THEY. FLANAGAN. DO THEY.

the answer is no they don’t. Compared to a MODERN, COMPOUND (aka cheating) bow, yes, but compared to a longbow? Y’know, what the rangers use in canon? Yeah no a recurve actually has a FLATTER trajectory. It drops LATER.

This from an article comparing the two:

“Both a longbow and a recurve bow, when equipped with the right arrow and broadhead combination, are capable of taking down big game animals. Afterall, hunters have been doing it for centuries with both types of bows.

However, generally speaking and all things equal, a recurve bow will offer more arrow speed, creating a flatter flight trajectory and retain more kinetic energy at impact.

The archers draw length, along with the weight of the arrow also affect speed and kinetic energy. However, the curved design of the limbs on a recurve adds to its output of force.”

It doesn’t actually mention ANY distance in range! And this is from a resource for bow hunting, which, presumably, WOULD CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING!

Okay so that’s just. That’s just the first thing.

The MAIN thing is that even accounting for “hur dur recurves drop faster” LONGBOWS ARE STILL THE STUPID OPTION.

Longbows, particularly and especially ENGLISH longbows, are—as their name suggests—very long. English longbows in particular are often as tall or taller than their wielder even while strung, but especially when unstrung. An unstrung longbow is a very long and expensive stick, one that will GLADLY entangle itself in nearby trees, other people’s clothes, and any doorway you’re passing through.

And yes, there are shorter longbows, but at that point if you’re shortening your longbow, just get a goddamn recurve. And Flanagan makes a point to compare his rangers’ bows to the Very Long English Longbow.

Oh, do you know how the Very Long English Longbow was mostly historically militarily used? BY ON-FOOT ARCHER UNITS. Do you know what they’re TERRIBLE for? MOUNTED ARCHERY.

Trust me. Go look up right now “mounted archery longbow.” You’ll find MAYBE one or two pictures of some guy on a horse struggling with a big stick; mostly you will actually see either mounted archers with RECURVES, or comparisons of Roman longbow archers to Mongolian horse archers (which are neat, can’t lie, I love comparing archery styles like that).

Anyway. Why are longbows terrible for mounted archery? Because they’re so damn long. Think about it: imagine you’re on a horse. You’re straddling a beast that can think for itself and moves at your command, but ultimately independently of you; if you’re both well-trained enough, you’re barely paying attention to your horse except to give it commands. And you have a bow in your hands. If your target is close enough to you that you know, from years of shooting experience, you will need to actually angle your bow down to hit it because of your equine height advantage, guess what? If you have a longbow, YOU CAN’T! YOUR HORSE IS IN THE WAY BECAUSE YOUR BOW IS TOO LONG! Worse, it’s probably going to get in the general area of your horse’s shoulder or legs, aka moving parts, which WILL injure your horse AND your bow and leave you fresh out of both a getaway vehicle and a ranged weapon. It’s stupid. Don’t do it.

A recurve, on the other hand, is short. It was literally made for horse archers. You have SO much range of motion with a recurve on horseback; and if you’re REALLY good, you know how to give yourself even more, with techniques like Jamarkee, a Turkish technique where you LITERALLY CAN AIM BACKWARDS.

For your viewing enjoyment, Serena Lynn of Texas demonstrating Jamarkee:

Yes, that’s real! This type of draw style is INCREDIBLY versatile: you can shoot backwards on horseback, straight down from a parapet or sally port without exposing yourself as a target, or from low to the ground to keep stealthy without banging your bow against the ground. And, while I’m sure you could attempt it with a longbow, I wouldn’t recommend it: a recurve’s smaller size makes it far more maneuverable up and over your head to actually get it into position for a Jamarkee shot.

A recurve just makes so much more SENSE. It’s not a baby bow! It’s not the longbow’s lesser cousin! It’s a COMPLETELY different instrument made to be used in a completely different context! For the rangers of Araluen, who put soooo much stock in being stealthy and their strong bonds with their horses, a recurve is the perfect fit! It’s small and easily transportable, it’s more maneuverable in combat and especially on horseback, it offers more power than a longbow of the same draw weight—really, truly, the only advantage in this case that a longbow has over the recurve is that longbows are quicker and easier to make. But we KNOW the rangers don’t care about that, their KNIVES use a forging technique (folding) that takes several times as long as standard Araluen forging practices at the time!

Okay.

Okay I think I’m done. For now.

#to be VERY clear. I Am Not An Actual Expert.#i AM however drawing from my own experience and research #and literally i can find Zero literature about recurve arrow flights dropping faster than longbows #all i could find was that recurve range is worse compared to compound bows #which. OBVIOUSLY. compound bows CHEAT.#(said lovingly. ish. if you use a compound more power to you but also It’s Doing All The Work For You.)#this article was literally all i could find from a couple hours’ search comparing recurves and longbows #anyway recurves are cool. flanagan why did you do recurves so dirty.#for that matter why are all your women blonde.#(i’m not including brotherband here sorry)#(but also why did it take a spinoff series for him to create a named female character that wasn’t a blonde)#(flanagan explain)#god these books have so many problems. truly this is my ‘i could fix him’#thank you flanagan for getting me into this special interest. now Tell Me Why You Did It Wrong.#rangers apprentice #anyway if you REALLY want to read about some bangin historical horse archers #look up the parthians :)#specifically how they fucking Decimated an entire roman contingent :)#crassus getting absolutely demolished by mounted archer parthians is definitely my favorite bit of roman trivia

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notmoreflippingelves · 1 year

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Me walking up to the HBO Velma’s writer’s room:

#fred jones #scooby doo #hbo velma #velma hbo #pretty sure this has already been done but whatevs #this is mostly a joke but like not entirely #the rest of the scooby gang deserves better as well but fred is my special sunshine boy #tbf i might also have sent this to james gunn if i had been a scooby doo fan in the early aughts #since he also did freddie quite dirty in the live action movies #but live action movies were actually my first exposure to scooby doo and i didn't like them so i didn't know better then #but now i do #and frank welker is the only one i really trust with fred #which is probably why they didn't let him voice fred for velma #since he would've set them straight on the ooc-ness right away #and this is also supposedly why scooby isn't on the show #not frank welker specifically but like the execs at WB who wouldn't let their doggo #anywhere near something that was contrary to his spirit/character

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theghooligan · 5 months

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my salty ass because they didn’t give sanzu his pretty aquarium ass eyes:

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only-one-brain-cell · 11 months

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CM season 15 finale for 99% of the team: FIND THE BAD GUY

CM season 15 finale for Spencer Reid:

#criminal minds #spencer reid #why did they have have to do him SO DIRTY UNTIL THE VERY END #not that he’d be in the field anyway because even though he got a perfect score on his gun qualifications #every Unit Chief gives orders on where everyone else should go EXPECT for Spencer #in the beginning I got it but now??? IN SEASON 13 SERIOUSLY MAN JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON #I think he can handle it

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good-beansdraws · 10 months

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I know it's Muu's birthday but Fuuta fans how we feeling...

#milgram #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #super fast doodle because WHY did she do him so dirty 😭#im so intriged if this really is a sign hes leaning into amanes ideas...#ill be back at some point with actual thoughts on it but for now have a meme

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camellcat · 3 months

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WTFFF I thought thirteen would be my new girl crush love of my life heart eyes wife you-came-after-twelve-you-must-be-better-than-they're-all-saying bbygirl and then I had to sit down and watch as she told a man who (if he were not a murderer, of course) literally every regeneration before her would've LOVED and FULLY SUPPORTED that "the systems aren't the problem. how people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. people like you" </33333 !?!?

#WHERE IS THAT POST THAT SAID NINE WOULD KILL THIRTEEN FOR BEING A CLASS TRAITOR #WHY WOULD YOU SAY “ERODE PEOPLE'S TRUST IN AUTOMATION” ALL WORRIED AND CONCERNED LIKE THAT???#WHEN DID YOU START LIKING AUTOMATION OVER PEOPLE THINKING AND DOING THINGS FOR THEMSELVES???#AND WHY ARE YOU TRAVELING WITH A COPPER??? WE HATE COPPERS??????#did we FORGET into the dalek?? how about how he treated danny?? god there's so much more I can't even remember off the top of my head #(I understand soldiers are different from cops but c'mon don't even PRETEND twelve would've been any nicer if blue or danny were just COPS)#also a bit off topic bUT MAY I JUST TALK ABOUT ARACHNIDS IN THE UK FOR HALF A GODAMNED SECOND—#I know the companions are usually the ones to do the doctor's dirty work here but like #I just can't see the other doctors NOT having the business man lure the spider for being so fuckin annoying about it #like I was genuinely surprised when they had him do that whole song and dance about not doing it and then he actually just. didn't do it #the doctor LOVES fucking with evil rich business men this is PERFECT. plus why not get back at him for being awful to their companions?#absolutely gobsmacked thirteen let him act like that. I am wrong in thinking that the others would've shut his shit down a LOT quicker??#anyways. I love jodie whittaker and it's just so upsetting to have her doctor do something so wildly off #THIRTEEN PLEASE I HAD SUCH FAITH IN YOUUU I WAS IGNORING THE HATERS AND FOR WHAT #I can SEE the other doctors in her still I can FEEL them they're there she's doing an AMAZING job but. oh my god. what did they make her do #I can't even say she feels ooc as a whole because jodie is bloody brilliant. it's just these... moments. that don't make ANY sense to me...#especially coming off of twelve?? I get the radical personality switch but that belief is a core part of the doctor. or at least I THOUGHT #thirteenth doctor #doctor who #I still love all of you who love her and reading ur posts/fics but I. will not be making any myself. I do not think.

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th3e-m4ng0 · 1 year

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an old, retired warrior

#transformers #art #optimus prime #au #optimus but what if he was old. angry at everyone and everything and lurked in the shadows #and if he also wore a cool (but dirty) cloth to hide his identity #what if ppl thought he died. so they mourn his passing in a ceremony. which he walked into to see whats up and then looks at his face in a #BIG HOLOGRAM and he's just standing there like “huh rip that guy i guess. never liked him” and left #not wanting to hear what megatron would say about him #(megs would be cybertron's leader !!!)#but megs would walk up and say to the public. genuinely teary eyed. how much his passing impacted him and how much he misses his old foe #and everyone would whisper old stories about optimus. remembering how nice he was and how skilled he was in the battlefield #why did he leave. you wonder. i dont know i made this up on the spot #maybe someone told him very mean (horrible) things about how his leadership style was going to doom cybertron or how he was surely going to #end up manipulating megatron and/or going to kill him and all the decepticons #maybe that someone was megatron and he said that stuff out of anger and didnt FULLY mean that #so he was like “ok then”. packed hastily and left without ppl knowing. so whoever entered his room after many days of “sulking” found it #all trashed and assumed the worst #and what does he do... save mechs from crimes like batman. but only when he's around and that's when he's low on energon and needs to get #more (not very frecuently). he's like a cryptid #other than that? build stuff idk. i like to imagine he's an engineer #he lives far. far away from society like the emo old man he is. perhaps near the sea of rust where he knows ppl wont get close #this wont make any sense i gave it like 5 minutes of thought. i just wanted to make an angry optimus design

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joshuas · 11 months

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why does his hairstyle remind me of andy samberg

#no bc why did they do him so dirty w this 😭😭#not a fan of this specific hairstyle sorry #aria.txt #ok to rb!

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