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Sole: What kind of person brings hash scones to a wake?
Hancock: Typical. I try and do a nice thing, and this is the thanks I get.
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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
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Reblog if you want sex/p0rn bots to stop dming you
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
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laundry cheat sheet
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tricks to help you sleep more
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where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
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sex ed masterpost
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guys I was on a call with my teacher to see his kids and I only realized half way through you could see the TIDDIES drawn on my CHALKBOARD in the background I'm literally crying how do I explain women to him
#pansexual#silly#ur mom gay#chaos#omg how tf do i explain this#how do i explain “hey women are hot” TO MY GROWN TEACHER
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and yet I pain and ache for the love you never gave me but still gave him. why did you not love me the same? is it because I was secret? a 'girl'? -matrix
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The girls who get it, get it. The girls who dont, dont.
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Mabel Pines Headcanons!
She is neurodivergent (adhd + dyslexia)
Having been bullied a lot as a kid, she lets very few people touch her hair. Grunkle Stan, Candy, and Grenda are the only ones.
She celebrates every single holiday. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. (Pretty sure this was confirmed by Alex Hursh so it might not be a hc)
She is a sensory seeker, the more textures, the more loud it is, or the more tastes and smells, the better.
Her favorite song is Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! by Vengaboys
She had a big phase of loving skeletons, then it switched to mermaids and unicorns with her parents guidance. According to them skeletons were "too manly for a little girl"
She has a rather high pain tolerance, despite being basically a twig
Shes asexual and biromantic, but wont realize either of these things until shes about 23.
Pumpkin carving is her favorite thing, she takes out her anger on the pumpkins. (Hehehehe)
Anyways thats all, if you want me to do nore character headcanons leave a comment of who!!
#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls#pines mabel#ur mom gay#headcanons#headcanon#silly#silly goofy mood#goofy goof#i love mabel sm shes so silly
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A morning checklist for those who are forgetful, struggling, or need a little motivation!
Get up and make your bed, all you have to do is even out the blanket :)
Use the bathroom, this'll only take a minute so you have time yet!
Brush your teeth, if you cant because of sensory issues mix 3/4 mouth wash with 1/4 hydrogen peroxide, itll still help clean!
Get dressed, it doesnt have to be crazy, just at least change your undergarments :]
Now get a cup of your preferred drink and just go outside. Sit in the grass, sidewalk, porch, just get some fresh air for a minute!
Try to get something to eat! A pop tart will do, but if you think you can try making some eggs.
Take your meds! I know they can be hard to take, i struggle with them too, but they help you!!
Some extra things you can do to make yourself feel a little better
Do simple makeup, just put a little brown eyeshadow on your eyes, add some blush, mascara, and a lipstick!
Have a break and listen to your favorite song! Itll help, i promise.
If your up to it, dress up! Wear your best suit, dress, style your hair, and go out and get your confidence back!
Remember to have the best day you can!
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Writing fanfiction!
It can be Smut, Fluff, Angst, or just a silly idea!
(I WILL NOT WRITE SMUT OF MINORS)
Fandoms I will do!
Gravity Falls
Hazbin Hotel
Five Nights at Freddy's (any game)
Death Note
The Owl House
Far Cry (5, New Dawn, and 6)
Youtubers (ONLY SMUT WITH ONES WHO STATED ITS OKAY)
Anyways, leave your ideas in my asks! Have a nice day!
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The grim reality of Stanford Pines
This man missed 30 years of everyones lives, adults he knew are now likely dead.
When he got out of the portal the first thing he probably did was go and eat all the food in the house, not having eaten real food for so long.
Socializing was definitely hard at first, the portal was another realm. Nobody like him to talk too. If he remembered basic social cues at first it would be suprising.
Hearing that the twins have met Bill probably gave him a panic attack, they were just children, after all!
Hes used to everything and everyone being dangerous, he probably was easily startled and almost pulled a gun on people a few times.
When he got back he most likely puked, im sure the gravity was different in the other dimension, + who knows how what he was eating would react in the human dimension.
I could imagine once he got settled in his office that day he just started sob crying. He thought he would die in that portal!
#ur mom gay#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls#headcanon#headcanons#writing this made me extremely sad#i love the old man#why did they do him so dirty
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