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Norman Reedus | The Esquire Intern
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Norman is a menace 🤣🤣🤣
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I like to think Roy leaves little notes for Jamie around the house. Some are for little reminders like "don't forget to pack this..." or a list of meal prep instructions on the food he's left for Jamie in his fridge, etc. and some are just general well wishes like "good morning beautiful, meet you at the club x" or whatever. Except Roy's handwriting is so tragically bad, and this combined with the fact that Jamie already finds reading difficult results in Jamie never having one single clue what the hell that man is trying to say to him. He keeps all the notes in a shoebox anyway because they're from Roy and because Roy always signs them off with "I love you," the one sentence in Roy's handwriting that Jamie is never not going to recognize 🥰🥰
#he also doesn't tell roy he can't read his handwriting because he likes receiving them too much and doesn't want it to stop#one day roy finds the shoebox and is like. babe.#why the fuck do you have a stack of post it notes from me telling you to microwave for 3 min on high?#and jamie is just like wait awww is that what that says? 🥺#roy is suchhhhh a note leaver. in my head.#like i completely made that up but it's so real in my head.#he's also putting little notes in phoebes lunchbox and notes in Keeley's work bag for her to find at the office. xx#royjamie#ted lasso#roy kent#jamie tartt
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spending my whole life trying and trying and trying and trying to be good enough for people who don't give a fuck about me
#im so tired living seems pointless why am i doing this what is the reason#the firm i work at is going thru a merger so it's releasing all the interns except 2#i went into her office and said that id like to stay here bc my dad said so bc i got in cause he was friends with the head#and she said ill think about it based on performance ive not decided yet#and this other guy he went in to tell her that cool he'll leave and she told him that she was hoping that he'd stay#he literally does nothing but play games on his phone he doesn't work at all#i have no idea what he has that i don't#but just. im stuck like this forever right never ever good enough for people i like or care about#not for parents they have a diff fav child not for ex gf not for bestie who has a boyfriend much better at loving her than me#not for that one guy who rejected me in interview bc i don't read the newspaper and didn't know the date of the finance act#im so fucking sick of this i never even wanted to this fuckinh course and obviously even my best isn't enough and ofc im not good enough#for anyone in this field and ill just struggle and struggle and struggle all my life just to earn some fucking money so i can live away#from my sociopathic parents#and the worst part is that i can't stop feeling like maybe it IS me yk maybe i am the problem maybe im not trying hard enough#but how else am i supposed to handle this i prioritize my studies and lose all my friends i prioritise my friends and fail in d#exams#and the trauma keeps on coming every fucking day bc sociopathic parents but i jsut push it down and say not rn i will cry at night anx then#never cry#i wish someone would just tell me that idk you're wrong you're not made for this you really do have some mental illness and you're really#trying your best and do something that's easy and that you love doing#oh god this is now a ventpost#mes
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#random personal stuff#personal whining ahead feel free to ignore#it's sinking in that the increase in the displaying of these 'jokes' at work is related to our boss no longer being here#it can't have been a coincidence that the picture in the inbox went back on top the very day we threw her her goodbye party#apparently this man thinks that she was the one who was pushing back against the nonsense?#and maybe she was - I don't know what went on between them#(though I always got the impression that she seemed a bit afraid of him for whatever reason and just let him do whatever most of the time)#but I'm tired of having to put up with this and angry at the situation in general#and I really will go and talk with the VP of Academic Affairs once I can get some advice from my communications major friend#so I can avoid just walking into her office and exploding#(I don't understand this I don't understand why he feels the need to display these images in the office & always about this now-completely-#irrelevant topic and even if it were relevant the 'jokes' are juvenile and mean-spirited and I know he thinks he's doing the Lord's work in#picking the kinds of books that he does but tell me exactly how this garbage is the Lord's work and what he thinks he's accomplishing with#this other than making himself look petty and giving me further cause for frustration because it isn't just the stupid pictures it's the#pervasive attitude behind them that I have had to deal with for years now and I wish I were a different person so I could get right in his#face and tell him that this is unacceptable and expect to be heard and regarded)
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#submission#I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs#working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea#one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc#references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show#whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain#I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them#bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing#while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies)#my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out#and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell#so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok?#and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum#and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying#and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs#god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman#and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married#and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute
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Literally going to go insane
#I had to go into the office where there was NOISe and people#then went to the gym where some asshole was had the audio on the bike on full - not on their headphones! and then they left and someone els#showed up and talked on the phone#and since I got home at 630pm my bf has been on the phone with his family (it's now midnight)#and I love him and that he can talk to his family so long but I can't escape his noise#and now he's fucking singing multiple songs into the phone and I don't know why AND I JUST CANNOT.#I have to go into the office again tomorrow and I'm like. Please. PLEASE can I have silence??????????????????#it should not be too much to have twenty minutes of not having to hear a god damn voice#and that place should not have to be my CAR when I have to deal with PEOPLE on the road#I should go to bed but this man talks loud af into the phone#I showed up to work on the edge of losing it this morning. I got a new chair but I can't figure out what to do to note make it#AWFUL. and it was making me want to tear off my SKIN#so literally I have just been begging for quiet and less stimulation all day#and instead I'm having to blast music so I don't have to hear his stupid voice singing and doing voices and like ??? bro stfu and let your#parents get in a word or HANG UP.#sorry sorry I'm just losing my mind I need more sleep
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I got a bunch of cute akis today. way too many akis. look at them carefully
#I'm pretty sure cause of the ice storm my packages were held up at the post office for a long time haha#but they finally arrived today!!#and it was soooo many packages that's why I got a lot lol#my buying addiction..... can't handle adult money#BUT YES OBSERVE THEM!!!#the chef aki and kitsune outfit aki are so adorable....#I'm also so excited to own the charm of him with the gum!!! it's one of my favorite charms of him#AAAAAH AND THE STAND OF HIM WHERE HE LOOKS LIKE THE VOLUME FOUR COVER#I'LL POST A BETTER PIC OF HIM IN A MINUTE#the canned aki... should I set him free? or drink him#and omgggg#the charm of him where he's like... squished... so cute#and the little pouch... I had no idea what I will use it for but I just had to get it#I was spoiled with akis for my hard working#aki <3
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I have something called "Toast gets an extremely vivid idea in her brain for a fic and can visualize every single part of it but can't write it down" disease. It's terminal.
#toast talks#No but really. I've had this idea of a reader taking care of an exhausted Neuvillette literally all day and I can't write it#A surprise thunderstorm just hit the office and brought the idea up again and I can SEE it and HEAR the dialogue#But it will not translate to words correctly sjckdjc#and it SUCKS because reader helping Neuvillette out of his clothes and checking in on how he feels while it storms?#Running a bath for him and hom quietly asking you to stay with him?#Neuvillette trying to figure out why its been storming for days on end and realizing its because he's felt so incredibly lonely#after losing one of the key parts of his routine? Trying to parse through these feelings of aimlessness and completeness#that are so foreign to him?#I don't know where I'm going with this but there's something about fics that have to do with helping Neuvillette#understand that he is allowed to feel his humanity and help him work towards understanding his feelings and humanity#just does something to my heart
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me: yeah so we haven't had a meeting about it yet, but I asked my coworkers about past interns and why they left; chances are they won't hire me full time at my internship immediately. However, the chances of having it extended are pretty good, and I like what I'm doing, and they're going to be talking about budget in July. Sure my finances are a little tight but--
my sperm donor (only slightly exaggerated): look for a new job immediately and tell them if they won't hire you full time you're leaving. and no, I don't care if you don't find something in your industry and you have to settle for a job that will make you hate being alive even more than you already do. Also I'm going to ignore how long it took you to find this internship to begin with
me:
#dylawa rambles#dylawa rants#this man gives zero fucks about actually seeing me go into what I fucking trained to do he just wants me to make him money#i am literally sick to my stomach right now thinking about job hunting again#'i want to see you successful and happy' okay why are you still charging me rent then#why are you making job hunting even more of a traumatic experience than it already is#literally said to him 'I don't trust my chances of finding a new job within two months' and his response: 'oh well go work customer service#it took me MONTHS to find just this internship and it's a miracle it's paid at all#it's in a nice office with nice people and i have my own computer and they feed me almost daily!#i'll live another six months in this hellhole if it means I get a guaranteed post-internship job like this#is it the ideal job? absolutely the hell not#the commute sucks i don't have work from home so i can't get away with doing other shit on the side#i feel limited in what the role requires of me vs what I'd like to make#but good fuck it's better than food service or retail#but nooooo he needs me to be his little rent cash cow without him feeling guilty about it#very tempted to bail even if it means I start eating through my savings a little bit#I don't know if I can go through the daily interrogations of 'did you apply? why aren't you hearing back? it's your fault' again#i have somewhere to go but I'm trying to keep it very 'last resort' territory#A) it would make my current work commute twice as long#B) it would require completely burning bridges with my old man bc I'd have to move out in secret#not just because i don't want him to know where the people who are sheltering me live#but also because if he saw that place even if he was willingly letting me move out he'd say 'absolutely not'#because I don't trust him not to do something weird. not necessarily DANGEROUS but. weird.#I want to burn all bridges someday!#but even now that I own my car it's still not the safest course of action#I'm so sick of being stuck dawg!#dylawa vents
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#thinking about Marisom again#I just think like Ransom finally gets his own ship#and he goes through like 5 first officers in a year#they're all kiss ass brown nosers who never have any good input on what to do#because they're to busy trying to agree with him#and finally Ransoms like 'you know who WILL call me on my shit? Mariner. Mariner has never once had a problem telling me what for'#so he specifically requests her as a first officer#and she's like 'You're an idiot! Why would you want that?! Yeah no of course I'll do it.#btw you have to transfer all my friends to your ship too. I'm refuse to put up with you if I can't bitch to Brad about it over drinks later'#and like it takes them a year or so#but they really are a good team#Beckett is often the only person who can actually break through Jacks ego when that needs to happen#He's the only commander she's ever had who genuinely does believe in her ability to be a good officer#they just make each other better#and eventually they realize they want to be romantic partners not just work partners#idk idk#I just think it's cute 🥺🥺#(also very funny to me if they end up having kids and refer to their ship as their 'eldest child'/ 'problem child')
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sometimes I truly genuinely forget nuance is dead on the internet and then I have to read people who should be on the same side argue about politics on the internet and I start wanting to bash my head into a wall.
#damien.txt#ohhh my god. rattling the bars of my cage. lesser of two evils is a real and true concept.#revolution and changing a fucking country and keeping marginalized people alive takes many different forms#and guess what! voting for the 'somewhat lesser right wing' president over the 'extremely right wing' president IS one of those forms!#change is not going to happen because you voted third party or didn't fucking vote. it is actively going to make things worse actually#truly i think half the people making these comments have no idea how the us government works.#revolutions and protests and community projects and other revolutionary activity i wont explicitly name here will change things. and we#should also be doing that. but we can't just sink into the idealism of those things and ignore the actions we can take around us in reality#and in our reality at this moment. truly. voting strategically to keep republicans out of office is critical.#do you know why the government has been particularly shit the past couple years? sure yeah biden is a shit president and that's part of it#but also. thinking back to 2017-2020. when trump appointed all those conservative right wing people#to positions that opened up. like the supreme court justices. and laws and things started to take a downturn?#whoa..... almost like.... we should prevent that from happening again..... like that was Bad or something......#im truly begging you to take a look at project 2025 and see if that's something you're willing to risk#'im still not voting for joe he supports genocide' cool i guess. hope you enjoy your moral superiority complex. let me know how you plan#to actually do anything about the genocide anyways.#politics
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that he is such a cunt gif isn't just a gif it's a friend to me 😤😤
#my boss today coming into my office (why are you /look (trans depending) so spaced out?) I tell him I am not spacing out#(I was actually reading smth on desktop 🙄) but then he goes (but you look tired (loose trans.) oh you just got to work is it the heat?)#and this coworker who wanted to talk to him also came into my office and heard him and when hearing my going (but im... not spacing out...)#laughs like what???? my boss didn't even want anything then what the fuck are you dojng? this can't be small talk right????#like if we are going tkt alk about the weather yes it was hot the sun was glaring and it was dry#today was 34 at the peak but like thars not even the worst heat? so what the fuck? why does he always come to me and go (what's wrong?)#personal#and then he has the nerve to tell another coworker who was like (hey excuse me for a second I want to talk to your boss about smth private)#and obvs I had fucked off to not tell me stuff like that bc km sensitive is it sensitive to be ???. the fuck are you talking about and get#upset with him when he keeps pulling shit like that?
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gabby: "i wanna be detailed to arson" 🥺
boden: "why? why do you wanna leave me?!" 😠
gabby: "i-i'm pregnant!" 😨
boden: "GABRIELA DAWSON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! OH MY GOD!!!!" 😃💖
#carly lb cf#chicago fire#4x02#chief boden#wallace boden#gabriela dawson#THE COMPLETE 180 HE DID AFTER SHE BLURTED THAT OUT WAS SO CUTE OH MY LORD 😭🤧💗#he was SO OFFENDED LMAOOOOO#like 'my baby wants to leave me? why? what have i done?'#ONLY TO LIGHT UP BRIGHTER THAN A DAMN CHRISTMAS TREE#cause his baby is having a baby bye i have to walk off a cliff now#i hope we get a similar parallel for chenford one day#except i imagine it going a little differently where tim approaches grey in his office solo#vehemently requesting he pull lucy off active duty and reassign her w/ scott wrigley (from 1x02) since she's carrying his baby#(much to lucy's dismay at first even though she knows he's only looking out for her and the baby)#he's wanted children for SO. LONG!!! you can't tell me he's not gonna be the most overprotective papa bear there is#okay i gotta stop making this about them god this is a cf post#but i also can't help but feel giddy and kicking my feet at the thought of even grey doing an excited lil dancy dance behind closed doors#you know he'd be just as over the moon as tim what with how long they've known and worked together#he knows tim has always secretly wanted kids so badly and he's gonna be SO HAPPY for him when he finally has one of his own#especially with lucy oh my god!!!!!!!!!#okay i'm done making this about them now i swear
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retired pornstar!Ghost who can't seem to ever keep his hands to himself whenever you're around, even when about to film.
f!reader, 18+ smut. unedited.
If you're standing at a table making coffee, he'll sneak up from behind and wrap his arms around you, his chin resting on the crown of your head.
Hi, Ghost.
G'mornin', love.
If you're walking out of Price's office with a script in hand, he's by your side in mere moments, throwing an arm over your shoulder.
"New script?"
"You should know, you're my co-star. Again."
"Lucky me, pet."
He's leading you toward his office, perches you on his desk and cups his hand over your core.
"Gonna let me eat this pretty pussy?"
"I dunno, Ghost. Gonna fuck me here too?" you smirk at him.
"Whatever you want from me," he breathes.
You stumble out hours later with swollen lips, love bites mottled over your neck and collarbone, and his warm spend trickling down your legs because Ghost pocketed your knickers.
The day of, he's texting you if you'd like a ride to the studio.
Sure thing. Get me in 15.
Yes ma'am.
He doesn't ask for your address, and you don't question why he knows where you live either. Ghost, forever the gentleman, opens the passenger door for you, and gently helps you get in. The entire drive over, his hand rested on your bare thigh, his small finger occasionally grazing your clothed cunt. By the time you arrive, your knickers are damp with your arousal.
"Somethin' wrong, love?"
You snort at his feigned innocence. "Cute. Is mercilessly teasing me fun to you?"
"Sorry 'bout tha.'" Ghost doesn't sound all that apologetic.
He brings you in tight, wrapping his arm around you firmly.
"Lemme make it up t'you in my dressin' room", he purrs.
You click your tongue. "Price'll have your head if he catches me in there, especially when we're about to make a vid."
"Be sure to keep quiet, then. Would absolutely hate to get caught."
With his smart fingers and expert tongue, you're brought to peak 3 times.
Price rolls his eyes when he spots you both walking in at the same time 15 minutes before the shoot.
"Always cheek by jowl, eh Simon?"
His piercing eyes cut to Price's. "Not a crime, last I checked."
Price lifts his hands up, palms outward in mock surrender. "Easy, Ghost. Only teasin'." He turns away, gesturing the crew to get in their places.
Ghost taps your chin with his pointer finger, drawing your attention. "Showtime, baby."
The wolfish grin on your face mirrors his.
"Showtime," you echo.
Ghost turns sex into art. He moves with discipline; every languid roll of his hips deliberate. Like a skilled painter, he transformed you into a living masterpiece, using each drag of his cock as a brush stroke on the canvas of your very being.
It's otherworldly.
He watches your face intently as he changes the angle, bites his bottom lip when he changes the pace, grunting into your ear as your walls begin to flutter— the telltale sign of 'his favorite part', as he loves to say.
"Gonna come f'me? Lemme hear that sweet, little voice of yours, pet." Almost as if following his command, you're digging your nails into his biceps, and closing your eyes in bliss as you climax. A loud, drawn-out moan escapes your lips as your cunt rhythmically pulses around Ghost's heavy length. Your soft thighs quiver around his broad waist as he works you through the aftershocks with slow, firm thrusts.
"Look at tha'. Came when I told ya to, like a good girl." Your mind is blank from your orgasm, tongue too heavy and thick in your mouth for you to even try to articulate a response.
"Creamed all over my cock, can ya hear it?" Hard not to when the wet sounds of your pussy squelching every time he bottoms out fills the room.
"You're so fuckin' tight. Cunt's squeezin' me like it doesn't want me to pull out."
His filthy words send a jolt straight to your throbbing core. "Felt tha'. What, you got a breedin' kink?"
Another jolt, so sharp it almost hurts.
"Want me to fill ya with my come? Is tha' it?" His husky voice dripping with desire. With want.
yes. yesyesyessss—
"Tell me you want me. Fuck, tell me you want me to come in you." The words fall from your spit-slick lips like a faucet.
"Come in me, oh my god, come in me. Fill my pussy up."
His thrusts lose some of their rhythm, but still not sloppy enough like when he's on the very brink.
Ghost's jaw in clenched, as if digging his heels in to hold off his climax. Well, that's simply unacceptable.
Your fingers tangle into his hair, giving him a slight tug to have his lips hover over yours.
"I want you come in me, Simon."
The change is instantaneous. His eyes widen a fraction before stealing your very breath with a searing kiss and fucks you. He puts his weight behind each snap of his hips. The tip of his cock pressing into the plug of your womb, making your eyes prickle with tears.
It's too much, he's too much, you think you've gone and bitten off more than you can chew with him when he mercifully stills with a groan you swallow— cock twitching as it pains your insides white.
He breaks away, gasping for air, sweat that beaded on his forehead dripping onto your heated skin.
Cut.
DaVinci and his muse.
Later, when he threads his fingers into your damp hair, you ask him why he doesn't record with others.
"'Cause I don't want to."
Oh?
"Besides, you and I have fantastic chemistry, dont'cha think?" He tugs on a lock of hair. "The fans love seeing us together, just as much as I love seeing my cock disappear into your sweet pussy."
He chuckles when he takes in your flustered expression. "Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear, then."
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#cod mwii#cod mw2#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley smut#simon ghost riley x you#ghost smut#simon ghost riley x f reader#simon riley x you#ghost x reader
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It tickles me how so many people have AUs where Kryptos and Bill were exes, while I'm over here like 'Well, they're not that but also I have NO idea what they are in general.'
I'm feeling like Kryptos and the other shapes were probably Bill's first buddies post-Second-Dimension destruction, but I also need to figure out what that means and also how they got to the Nightmare Realm to begin with.
...I was going to make a remark about how they can't just 'come in' due to some plans I have regarding how the realm works, when tied to a few things like the Unicorn Hair spell, the town barrier, and potentially something from the Second Dimension. But also...HMM. They could always just...come in, with the inability to leave.
#Hayley Writes Triangulum#'Well can't him and Bill still be exes?' Probably not#My Bill has zero interest in romance or even USING people in a romantic sense#It's not like he couldn't if he wanted to; he just doesn't want to#Plus I imagine Kryptos is like...this forty-something-year-old office worker while Bill is. Yeah.#We can see why any sort of romance cannot happen between them#BUT! I do like the idea of him playing /some/ kind of role in Bill's history#I will work on what that role will be
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my future is seeming very bleak and hopeless
#i understand like 80% of how to solve these sums and i really don't think i could do it without sir solving every step with me#it's like knowing the lyrics to a song but only being able to sing it when it is playing in the bg cause yk and understand upar se but you#don't know the sequence#and the why#im so scared because even if im watching lectures doing homework im still struggling which means the moment i fuck up a bit fall off my#routine sab pehle jaise kharab ho jayega fir fail ho jaungi#and i can't trust myself to be consistent??? 😭😭😭 this is so scary oh god#why did my father think i could do this he severely overestimated me mere bas ki baat nahi hai everyone is so much smarter than me#i feel like an idiot all the time? everyone at office are like these crazily perfect people who passed in first attempt with no problems do#their homework literally everyday never miss a lecture know how to drive are speedy and efficient at work#i can't catch up with them
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