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This coffee machine repairman is eating super hot crispy eggplant special and basically you are fucking stupid
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And is the score in the body with us right now?
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Robert Blomfield. St. Pancras Station. London. 1960s
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And is the score in the body with us right now?
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It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace
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Imagine if I was just like “yup, I think it’s time to start an engineering firm. No I don’t know anything about engineering or how the industry works. No I Will not take any advice from engineers. And I will also treat the engineers unfortunate enough to work for me like they’re morons who don’t know what they’re doing. This is my retirement plan”
It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace
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It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace
#idk why I decided to go into a career where my job is to convince ignorant cafe owners to do things correctly#and then fix their machines when they inevitably don’t listen and suffer the consequences#no you can’t wire a 220v 30 amp coffee brewer with 14 gauge wires#unless your dream all along was to start an electrical fire
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now I understand how dads be falling asleep in their La-z-boy chair the second they sit down
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My name... is Bu-sama。
俺様の名前は... ブ様。
My size: Big.
身長: 大きい。
My intelligence: Also big (genius).
知能指数：それも大きい(天才)。
My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.
趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。
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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec - Alone (1896)
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When We're Out Together, Dancing Cheek To Cheek
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Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog
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Tadanori Yokoo Tokuten Eizou Anthology No. 1 1964
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