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Now that I finally met all the love interests in New Gen I want to hear from you guys, which one are you going for??
Personally I'm very thorn between Jason and Amanda... Enemies to Lovers is my favorite trope and I love how stupidly smug and purposefully annoying Jason is, we could be a match made into heaven hell, I could roast the shit out of him and I'm sure he would love that since he's a weirdo but on the other side Amanda is so perfect and in-character for Petronilla that I don't know what to do... I would say something like "should I follow my heart or Petronilla's?" but then again my heart is also obsessed with Amanda so I really don't know what to do, I'll have to go back and forth with them like I did with Nathaniel and Lysander (before picking Nathaniel) 😭🙏
Also before anyone asks why I don't make a second account: I can't keep up with two, also I wouldn't want to end up spending money on two different accounts, I think I'll keep playing the story and see who wins me over and, eventually, I'll replay the whole story with whoever I ended up not choosing
#beemov#beemoov games#mcl#mcl new gen#mcl amanda#mcl devon#mcl thomas#mcl roy#mcl jason#my candy love#my candy love new gen#is this... pan panic??#why can't I just be poly
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Consider, if you will, AU (either with canon post-s1 pre-s2 events but D.A.D.D.I.E.S. solves things before season 2 would start, or no Doodler/betrayal but Nicky still has to leave because FBI or other reasons) in which Terry Jr is the full time drama teacher for Teen High. Nicky returns from wherever he's been and is like "Well I want to be an active part of my kid's life and try and make up for lost time. I should go to his parents' evening, find out how he's doing in school, and meet his teachers. Especially this Mr Marlowe guy, Taylor seems to think he's awesome." And walking right into that classroom/hall to find his ex-boyfriend best friend sitting there in a dorky sweater and tie combo
Cue Terry, without missing a beat, greeting them as if nothing is wrong
Internal: when the FUCK did he come back and oh my god this is so awkward fuck I have to be professional how do I tell this guy that his kid is a loveable little shit after everything that's happened oh god oh fuck
Externally: "Hello Taylor and Mr Close-Foster-Freeman. I'm Taylor's drama teacher" *shakes hand* "Would you like to take a seat?"
#Nicky: I should go to Taylor's parents evening#Cassandra knowing full well that Terry is the drama teacher: you know what that sounds like a great idea#Both Terry Jr and Nicky afterwards sent her the So was anyone going to tell me blank meme#Nicky spending that night freaking out to Cass like#Did he get hotter??? I swear he got hotter in the 13 years I've been away#It's not fair Cass his eyes are even pretty in the school's shitty lights that they don't have the budget to fix#He looks so good in a tie Cassie. WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A TIE#Also when the fuck did he get married#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A DAUGHTER#....Cass he would be so good with kids I think I'm going to die#(Nicky was wrong as Terry is so bad with teenagers)#Cassandra completely unimpressed just trying to do her woodwork#But also very indulgent towards her ex-husband's tomfoolery#Nicky: do you think his wife is okay with poly relationships#Cassandra: a) I'm pretty sure Terry would require a minimum of 6 months joint and individual therapy for both of you#Before you can start dating again#And b) if she is let me know because Veronica is a Snacc#I have many thoughts about this if you can't tell#Which I may expand on it requested#terry jr#dungeons and daddies#terry stampler#dndads#terry jr stampler#dndads s2#dndads terry jr#nicholas foster#nick close#nicky freeman#nicky close foster
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RealAgeAU Drabble
Hello! Another Drabble (second one i wrote) concerning the idea of Nightmare returning to his original form (Lovely Prompt idea by @spotaus )
First Drabble here
Prev drabble here
This one is would be much later.
Ps, don't worry about how the gang captured- I MEAN! ... Found Nightmare again... Don't worry about it. They are figuring it out :3
(also I just decided to call is RealAgeAu for now. Because... It would be Nightmare's true age and stuff. Anyway. That out of the way. Drabble time)
Warning, unedited and unbeta'ed. We die like my ability to spell anything.
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Cross checks around the corner towards the street and waits for a moment longer before nodding "I think we are in the clear. We can talk here for a moment."
Killer just lounges back against a dumpster as he pants "Good! Cuz! I am not walking another step!"
Horror frowns as he searches his backpack. Slowly taking out some fruits "We need to stop this. We can't get the resources we need like this."
Cross groans as he rubs his face "I know I know. But we can't just settle anywhere! How do we explain..." He stops and slowly turns to look to the side at Dust.
Dust sits completely calm on the gorund, cross legged. Looking perfectly calm and content. With the still struggling Nightmare in his arms. Dust just sits there and looks at Nightmare with a raised brow and moves around a bit. Easily getting Nightmare to sit back in his lap with one of Dust's arm holding Nightmare around the middle wiht both arms trapped. And the second arm around his shoulders to pull him back easily. Nightmare looks grumpy beyond believe and Cross can't take it too seriously as Nightmare lost all his goop and corruption. All that remains is a perfectly normal and adorable tiny babybones.
Cross turns back to Horror and Killer and waits.
Horror looks at the scene before shrugging before turning back to prepare a snack for their now tiny charge. Looking calm as he moves.
Killer snorts "Why would we? Boss is tiny now. So what?" and he shrugs.
Cross groans as he rubs his face. He can admit that he will still need some time to get used to the change. But it is okay as he can accept it. After they found the old picture book and the just as old crown they had been putting together what actually happened. And well, even if they sometimes act dumb three out of four of them have university degrees of some type and Cross had always been one of the smartest soldiers.
That together with the known fact that Drema broke out of the stone young but grew up made the fact obvious.
It wasn't that they were in a situation of Nightmare having been deaged. They were in the situation that the Nightmare they had known had been an aged-up version of the real nightmare. Which is the very same grumpy babybones that Dust is holding right now.
Yeah. Cross just needs a bit more time.
Cross glares at Killer and focusses at the issue they need to actually fix "We know that!" he waves around them "But how do you think anyone is going to react to knowing we have Nightmare and that Nightmare is well... like this again?"
Killer hums and nods "I guess..." he turns towards Nightmare "How about a different name? What do you think Nighty? What can we call you?"
Nightmare glares with all his six year old force "Boss."
Killer snorts "got it tiny boss!" and he grins at Cross and shrugs "Guess that idea is a burst. anything else?".
Cross groans as he rubs his skull "don't you see the issue?! If anyone finds out about this they will try to take him from us and bring him to the Stars, if they don't just call the Stars!" Or worse. And they will think that killing Nightmare would be a reasonable solution to keeping him from aging up.
Killer actually glares as he radiates his blood- and LOVE-lust "Let them try."
Cross sighs as he rubs his face "what do you suggest we do?!"
Killer huffs "Obviously we do what we are doing now. We keep moving and universe hopping." and he nods.
Horror looks up with a frown "We can't do that. We will run out of resources. babybones need nutrients" as he says this he sits by Dust and Nightmare with the cut fruits. Nightmare focuses his full glare on Horror but Horror doesn't even blink. They have gotten used to this routine over the last few days and there is a good reason Dust and Horror do it.
Dust nods as he helps Horror by aiming the still struggling babybones "Not to forget his schooling. Now that he is young again he will need to relearn things. Can't do that while hopping from place to place."
Cross turns back to Killer and crosses his arms "See? horror and Dust agree."
Killer grumbles. "Fine! We find some stupid positive universe to hunker down in some abandoned building and do raids to get stuff. Easy!"
Cross crosses his arms "Still the problem of what we do if someone sees him. How do we explain that? people will think we stole him!"
Killer goes to speak. pauses and tilts his skull "I mean. Technically we did kind of steal him. Sure he was originally our boss, so ours. So we have the right to steal him again but still. Very much stolen."
Cross sputters "I! I wasn't serious!" well he was but not about the stolen comment!
Horror speaks up even as he feeds Nightmare, which Ngihtmare tries to fight but Dust is there to assist him. "Technically it wasn't stealing."
Cross sighs "Thank you Horror-"
"We kidnaped him." Horror finishes his statement as he manages to get Nightmare to eat a bit. Nightmare actually pauses and the stubbornness makes way for the much younger mind that enjoys the food and a tiny soft purr starts to leave the babybones. He doesn't struggle as much anymore as the second bite is brought over.
Cross stops and lets his skull fall into his hands "we are so fucked."
All three speak up "Language."
Cross groans louder. They are so fucked.
#RealAgeAU#utmv#fanfic#drabble#deaged nightmare#bad sanses#That moment when your old boss gets transformed into a child so you forcefully adopt him instead#found family twice over lets go#What are the four to each other here?#maybe poly? maybe friends?#Somewhere in between?#Hell they don't even know. They just know they are struggling#Nightmare still has his memories.#But also his mind and body both returned to his real age which is six#without the extra powerups and with all the real fear and pain from his past abuse#He is not going to be an easy babybones#Do I need to tag all of them? Probably right?#I will just not do it for now. I am sure it is fine.#Yes also Nightmare is goopless and just Baby. Which is why he has been promoted (demoted) to babybones#Nightmare has a lot of large feelings now and can't process them all so he is also struggling#Not as much as his gang members though but still struggling
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I generally have a grudge against Halloween decor, because I think a lot of it is cute, but then it's all cheap plastic crap that's already chipped or will start to the moment you take it home. With that in mind: look, Michaels, if I wanted to decorate my house with dirty legbones I'd just go find some real ones in the woods or something.
#desc in alt text#i know most people dont want to shell out for like real bones and nice glass jars and handmade decor but#IT'S PLASTIC IT'S ALL PLASTIC AAAAA#relatedly did you know michaels just doesnt sell wool yarn#they have like 3 cotton options and the rest are poly/acrylic lmfao#anyways. this michaels is in a mall that i guess isn't technically dead#but you can't get to any of the stores from the inside. all those doors are closed.#was informed this by a woman witha shopping cart as i was wandering confusedly around the completely empty halls#but why was SHE in there? mall spirit?#really added to the experience of going to a michaels imo
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See kids this is why we don’t need Edgy versions of beloved cartoons
#god velma looks bad#its worse when you realize the creator is a terf#mystery incorporated was amazing go watch that instead#also why can't we just have a scooby doo show where the gang are poly and they're just taking care of Scooby while solving mysteries#give me that instead#the original scooby doo gang would support trans people#the gang would hate all these terfs i swear#if you're a terf you can just block me i don't care#I love all you trans people and I hope you all have an amazing day
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Not me redeveloping a crush on my best friend after two years of being in a happy relationship and she's got a new bf who she's all lovey dovey with lmao
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#i might just be missing the honeymoon phase of a relationship. which is crazy because my bf and i are still very much in love and we always#laugh and joke. and yeah he could cuddle a little more but he's great he really is but idk i also confuse romantic with platonic love but#i thought about stealing a kiss from her and uh oh. and i KNOW she's attracted to me. ugh. pain. why can't my bf be poly or just homophobic#jk if he was homophobic we wouldn't be in a straight passing relationship rn
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Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus
#so the prophecy was from before oden was killed... so he sacrificed himself for it too...#TURN THAT SONG UPPP!!!!!#WHAT HAPPENED??? also kiku is like 'why am i the only one here serving cunt' and she wojld be right....#luffy got socks and new sandals omg.... and a new sword....#zoro almost killing sanji with enma aldhakdjsksjskqj sanji said put on the armor 😉 and the sword became homophobic#wanda still has namis clothes on... oh its serious....#otsuru omg.... queen.... and she also knows kinemon is there.. the drama the angst#this episode is just edging.... why do i know that something happened at the end of the episode.... enough.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episide 959#NOT THE SUNNY!!! THE PEOPLE FROM OKOBORE BURNT ALIVE???? NOOOOO#me wondering why oden has such a short skirt and then they hide their wives from him when he enters the city ajdjsksk yeah....#omg oden pantyshot.... i keep getting fed this season.....#why the new ad breaks with luffy ace and sabo omg..... dont....#i love this bit about old people with black hair having blonde hair when they were young...#tsuru stripping kinemon of his clothes akdhakdhak#why is oden such a menace lmao jotaro kinda man..... he changed the course of a river 💀💀#hes got a harem???? consensual and everything wow... first poly man in wano lmaooo#oden sama you have to stop... your drip too hard.... your swag too different... your bitches too bad... oden sama they will kill you#making oden on top of someones cremation is too much they should kill him for that i agree also wdym he is 18.... this is a grown man#that was fun but wtf is oden.... what kinda creature#episode 960#kinemon and otsuru hug??? damn why are all the men blushing sndjks i wanna say he is cool but i can't... internalized homophobia...#this is so funny they hugged to fight the gay for oden allegations bc why after all that kinemon is on his hands and knees crying about how#he would die for him????? gay as hell#orochi was a servant for yasuie???? damn...#oden receuiting his band of simps....#episode 961
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EEEEEEH honestly during the time we were mutuals we interacted like a maximum of . two times. perhaps even just once. which is a bit crazy considering all of this now. i was just scared of trying to keep interacting honestly HSJAHDJSHD but if you dont feel like dating after i reveal myself that is completely absolutely alright! i would appreciate having you as a friend just as much! its whatever you prefer and whatever you feel more comfortable with :3
- 💌 anon
oooh well . still honestly I bet uur kewl <3 and yayaya !! thank uu for being understanding , I very much appreciate it . to be faaair , I do . kinda . have a soft spot for uu , y'know ? so even if it isn't immediately . . . the idea isn't something I'm opposed to ^_^
#➳ the fool's mail box#➳ sender; 💌 anon#with all of this being said . there def are things I'd need to know before like . being in a relationship#likeee . are we close in age bodily . nawt that uu would know since i don't share my age online idk but still . like . age range ?#but also no need to directly share that . at least for nyeow ? at the least i trust uu are a minor 😭#um . and also if uur . dating anybun else ? aha ? <- very monogamous very mono . unlike a lot of the beings I've met on here . scary !#augh it's purrobably obvious by nyeow but I'm a clingy jealous mess so being with anybun who'd be dating others . i just . can't#and that's honestly something I'm worried about a little bit like poly beings r so kewl but it just isn't for me#and a lot of beings i know on here are poly . ^_^'#or like idfk being poly itself is fine in a theoretical partner as long as they aren't strictly poly#like ''no if i wanna date other people will i can't just be with only one being bc that doesn't work for me''#but ''i could theoretically be in a polycule but I'm okay with being in a mono relationship'' is good !#and ofc ''i am fully mono just like uu'' is . also something that works for me#idk#these are the kinds of things i didn't wanna ask right off of the bat and i suppose I'll purrobably find out for myself whenever uu reveal#but like . still . uu can easily see why we could be incompatible lol . so .#augh idk where I'm going with this . I mean uu should know my boundaries n such if uu like-like me I just feel like a bit of a downer#bc boom what if everything is ruined nyeow or whatever blehhh#but anyways I'm gonna stfu nyeow i have some chores 2 knock out so I'll speedrun em while uu either write back . or do something else and#then write back . orrrr while uu do something else and write back when I'm done and at the computer so I can reply asap etc etc#agh i feel like i got weird w this even if uu are currently w others or something again we can totally just be friends . buddies . pals .#uur still kewl and really niceys so !
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Foundation really said "I'll solve every plot thread through deus ex machina", uh?
#so much bait and switch#foundation#finally caught up with this show and#hm#let's just say i don't quite get the hype#it's gorgeous#it's well filmed#it's well acted#(mostly)(i can't stand mallow and the clerics)#(seriously the tonal discordance URH)#(though poly gets a pass because he doesn't feel as much like a character that'd belong in a disney!star wars)#but gods if the plot doesn't keep UNDOING its own emotional beats#also honestly if hari was able to create something like the vault from the very beginning#and the vault can SAVE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FROM AN EXPLODING PLANET#why the fuck are we bothering making it all about psychohistory? why are we pretending?#Demerzel remains the only stable and compelling thing about this show she has yet to fail me#because it's COHERENT#new knowledge we get about her doesn't keep REWRITING previously acquired one#anyway it's not a bad show but it definitely lives neither to the hype nor the expectations of those early season 1 episodes (imo etc etc)#carrot has an opinion
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hm...ngl, I think a lot of modern popular opinion and trend is pretty degenerative. How is it progress if you're just going backwards?
#this applies to a lot of left leaning ideas I see floating around now#but I'm going to specifically call out polyamory bc what the hell is that#that...those--no. that's not how real relationships work#if you can't commit to one person don't be in a relationship#I've never met a single poly person who was happy with their relationship#'humans were never meant to date 1 person' get outta here#this is nothing but pure lust from an increasingly backwards culture that's trying to make all the wrong things seem right#it physically makes me cringe seeing more and more news outlets embrace this like its not a form of insanity#'I'm poly' oh okay you mean you can't commit#why are people always trying to complicate such simple things??#imma lose followers but look#in between genders don't exist. you are what you are and you are beautiful exactly the way you were born#sometimes you don't love people but when you do there is one person out there willing to match you#you just have to be patient and look carefully#good is worth waiting for#I'm going to emphasize it again: I like you exactly the way you are. you might doubt it#you might think something needs to give so you can feel more yourself#but you are perfect. please grow and develop as a person but don't destroy the beauty God has bestowed on you#this has been your very lowkey for the most part conservative christian speaking#LE talks to the wall
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fic trope tier list tag game!
i was tagged by @kinnbig and @thewholedamnboulangerie thank you i literally had an image saved when I saw a different mutual do this a day or two ago vndjknfdksj anyway!
the way the "could take or leave" tier should also have (mostly leave) attached to it fcksafnklsa. Also I like AU's but I never actually want them or seek them out. They're just there lol
and yes ABO deserves its own category. I think I explained myself well with the parentheses addition.
i tag @pcrrycox, @paperzombie, @xxatlasxx, @neuroticblue, @daethsticks, and @buoyantsaturn! and anyone else who wants to do it! Just say I tagged you (I mean, who is gonna check anyway.)
#now that im looking at this more I should've put dark fic in top tier oh well ncdjisbvdjks#fuck or die and sex pollen are top tier because of star trek thank you very much#also my heart just can't handle amnesia fics especially if its permanent I cant do it#it goes along with unhappy endings i don't fuck with those#because canon usually has an unhappy ending so why would I want that ksanfksanf#i want the characters to be hurt but I want them to be happy in the end#and if the love triangle doesnt end in a poly relationship then what is the point
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finally blocking that popular tumblr blog im salty about so i don't have to see their posts being reblogged on my dash anymore
#never 4get when they used to follow me#and i talked a lot about trying to find cheap wool and other natural fabric clothing#both for sustainability reasons and because i find them more comfortable (i overheat in poly/acrylic etc)#and they posted this big long screed about 'what people who are into sustainable fashion need to understand...'#basically shitting on anyone who dares to not want to wear plastic as privileged and out of touch with the poors or some shit#and then the other time when i posted a little offhand comment about how cheap classical musical concerts are compared to pop concerts#a lot of the time#and they reblogged it adding this patronising lecture about why classical music is percieved as inaccessible that made me just...#stare into the void#i was probably being over sensitive but the vibe i got was that they thought i was very priviliged or something#and it pissed me off enough that i soft blocked them#anyway to this day i see posts by them and my hackles go up#they are SO self-important and smug i can't stand them#ugh#im so BEC about them lol
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I just found out that my best friend doesn't think trans people should be allowed to compete in sports in their respective disciplinnes with cis people and I-
I've been on case of changing her mind for past half an hour it's not going well omg I hate this
#she just keeps bringing how it's disadvantageous to cis women and i'm here losing my mind#because nothing i say seems to be convincing her wtf she is the last person i expected to be like this#it feels surreal#tbh not the first time one of my friends who are fierce allies of queer community randomly says some bullshit and can't change their mind#you just have to shake your head and say some of 'balkanski seljo' mentality still remains#but i didn't expect it from her of all people#anyways i need to move the fuck away#because all my friends think i'm too radical in supporting sfuff like poly relationships/ same sex couples having kids/ and this apparently#and i make a point of not being friends with obviously queerphobic assholes that's why i do have so little friends#and even they have these shitty attitudes sometimes
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god i am feeling so hopeless lately, over what i feel is extremely fucking stupid bullshit—e.g. 30 and loveless, despite the fact that people keep throwing themselves at me, like... i have. a not inconsiderable number of options. for people to date/bang/whatever. and i’m being encouraged to let shit happen with one of them right now, and i’m just like. but i want to be in love. i want to feel anything like genuine connection. i want to have butterflies and not just regular storebrand anxiety bc god dammit, another person who Wants things from me, can’t wait to disappoint them bc i’m such a frigid little flake. i don’t want to go on dates and fuck around for experience or just because. i don’t wanna put energy into shit i know is just a time sink, just for the sake of doing it at all. i don’t think i work like that, and i hate it because it feels like i’m doing my entire life wrong bc of that. like haha how do you expect to find love in the year of our lord 2022 as an out-of-school 30 y.o. unless you use hinge and go on hopeless dates and fuck your coworker who keeps calling you daddy. i feel like i don’t get to complain bc i’m turning down all these options, and i’m tired and fucking sad and lonely, and i don’t want to feel like i’m bad or cowardly or whatever for being choosy, it’s just that why the fuck would i buy in on someone i don’t get 100% good vibes off of when i have an increasingly lovely and healthy friend group? am i a shithead for just wanting to be swept off my feet? like i don’t think i’m walled off to love the way i used to be, it’s just that i know what i’m looking for and he hasn’t walked in yet
#personal#and every queer in this fucking city is poly#which is another issue bc i feel like i'm#idk wrong or Unevolved™ or what the fuck ever for being monog these days#and i -get- poly#it's just also the rhetoric of 'one person can't fulfill all of my needs' like yeah dog of course they can't#that's why i have Friends????#idk idk idk#the worst part is i have in fact met multiple renditions of The Guy#he's just always attached when he shows up#and i'm more and more disappointed every time#like when's it my turn for the glenns/daniels/mickeys of the world#the warm quiet easily present guy with the soft hair and the square hands#ugh#delete later
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Back when you were writing Falconry, did you ever consider writing a Migueli and Torisha double date? Just something I’m curious about. I know you did the Migueli double date with Moon and Piper and that was brilliant! Much preferable to season 4 Piper the writers gave us.
I'd considered it, but when the time came to write a double-date fic, I wanted an opportunity to write about dealing with the awkwardness of being invited on a double-date with an ex. And since Miguel never dated Tory in this universe, and Sam would never consider doing it, that came down to Moon. And yes, the Moon/Piper relationship was done dirty, especially since it was never set up for Moon/Hawk to reconnect (seriously, they didn't exchange a single sentence with each other in S3 lol) beyond the bad "Girl As A Reward" trope it was handled with, which ugh.
I always considered Moon to be the type of person who would get along well with Hawk once he stopped being a dick, like, they would have been amiable exes if they hadn't gotten back together in canon.
#and let's be real even now that they're back together#moon is the kind of girl who would be down for an open relationship#normally i don't like the lazy trope where the girl is just fine with it in an m/m#but i can't deny moon would probably be that girl#which also means we can get her back together with piper#but that's also probably why i'm more interested in the idea of a messy poly-v between hawk/miguel/sam#because sam isn't that type of girl#so would create better conflict lol
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Stop scrolling and appreciate Heather in the sims <3
#it's free now u know I had to make the wife in it#i'm gonna draw her in one or two of these outfits they actually don't suck#Also the sweater in the col weather outfits is totally Deans just sayin. everything Heather owns hugs her figure so#I made him and John and the kids as well but I needed u all to see Heather#ALSO. why no poly options for relationships ships. please. I need my dysfunctional ot3 that could not live together at all#I've found a way around it so John and Dean are married but Dean is the kids dad and Heather is the mother BC U ALSO CAN'T HAVE 2 DADS??#whatever sims I see u 🙄 the pronouns and getting to do the diff outfits is a nice touch but we can do more sims I believe in u bby cmon#oc: Heather Lucille Valentine#The Sims 4 Tag
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