#who wants to be my sugar daddy?
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my birthday is coming up, who wants to donate to my tattoo fund? lol I have an appointment on my birthday (the 24th) I plan on getting a neat haunted house scene. if you'd like to gift me some $ to it $jjhickok is my cashapp
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... how did you even get 7 int on tav tho lol :')
Do you honestly think Tav wouldn’t lose a chunk of her brain when her camp is a freak show
#bg 3 camp is a carnival change my mind#i lose brain cells every time wyll is inconvenienced and it avalanches into his daddy issues#shadowheart and lae’zel are those dogs who fight when there’s a gate in front and then behaves when the gate is unlocked#astarion and gale is just having eating contests#karlach is just happy for everyone while she b-boys around misery#halsin just wants to be sugar babied after being a daddy#and jaheira is so tired let her rest#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate fanart#baldurs gate tav#bg3art#bg3 shitposting#shadowheart#astarion#gale#karlach#lae’zel#halsin#wyll#mizora#jaheira
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Hc that Vox had an internship with Alastor in the 60s-80s and lived in the Radio Tower's basement and it looked exactly like the nosfu sewer haven from vtmb
Val was one of those ride or die girlfriends who everyone told shouldn't be with the guy they're dating because he's a incel leech who lives in their parents basement and doesn't have a job. Vox did not pass the headboard test 💔💔💔
#vox had to move in with val when alastor kicked him out#val very quickly became the breadwinner in their relationship#poor moth just wanted a hot techy sugar daddy but he's an idiot who lost his job by sexually harassing his boss#would u guys believe me if i told u i was madly deeply and truly in love with hazel tomes#i have a type#also was listening to welcome to my parents house by nsp when i came up with this post lol#i think after the 4th time val came over alastor just straight up removed vox's door#not under al's roof#his house his rules sorry voxxy#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#staticmoth#radiostatic#voxval#vtmb
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Steddyhand modern AU where they oops themselves into a throuple.
Ed and Izzy are roommates who run a business together. They are kind of an on-again-off-again, open-ish polyam sorta-couple that has never once had even a second of healthy communication about their relationship in the twenty years they’ve known each other.
Izzy meets Stede first because he actually attends the meetings for the local business owners association or whatever. Technically Stede should be competition but Izzy quickly decides he is an idiot and will probably go under soon. He’s weird as hell though, Ed would love that.
Ed does love that. He is delighted by the crazy shit he hears about the new guy and wants to meet him. The two hit it off because of course they do. That wouldn’t even bother Izzy all that much except between their flirting and their dumb dates, Ed and Stede want to talk about cooperative business ventures. And the business, that’s Ed and Izzy’s thing. They’ve worked hard to build it, together, and Izzy works hard still to protect it. he doesnt want to risk it on some crazy scheme these two come up with just because Ed is bored. So yeah he hates Bonnet, but its not romantic jealousy (or is it?)
The tension between Stede and Izzy comes to a head one evening when they are both drunk and still seething over an argument they had earlier in the day. Drinking turns to shouting. Shouting turns to shoving. Only a couple punches are thrown but there;s a lot of undignified scuffling around on the floor.
Izzy isn’t really sure later when wanting to rip Stede’s head off had turned into yanking that golden hair to pull him closer. Or who hungrily took whose lips first. He remembers a soft handkerchief cleaning his bloody nose on the short trip to the bedroom, remembers checking Stede’s split lip to assess if it could withstand further kissing. He doesnt remember how Edward inserted himself into the situation, but he does recall the man giggling as they tried to arrange the three of them on the bed and he nearly fell off the mattress.
He remembers everything after that too. Every touch, every kiss, every gasp and moan and sigh. The shock of twenty fingertips softly exploring him was a sensation burned into his brain forever now. He remembered it all. And he didn’t regret a second of it, even if it would be easier to.
No one says anything about it because thats just how Ed and Izzy are (emotionally incompetent) and Stede like just came out two months ago. He hasn’t dated since university and he’s certainly never had a threesome. He is completely unequipped to handle all this. So he just follows their lead.
So things mostly go on as normal with Stede and Ed spending time together and Izzy’s often around when they do. But Stede is a sweetheart, and a gentleman, and he also cannot stop thinking about how enjoyable that night was. It seems rude to not express that, but one doesn’t just say “thanks for that phenomenal sex”, do they? How does one, err, request a repeat?
Stede spots a gift he thinks Izzy might like and gives it to him. A short while later he notices the bag Izzy carries is nearly falling apart and replaces it with a nice satchel. Black leather, very cool, very much Izzy’s aesthetic, very much designer label and expensive as hell.
Stede has to cancel a date with Ed one night, but orders an absolutely ludicrous amount of takeout delivered to their place anyway. A lot of it is Izzy’s favorites.
Then there’s the concert tickets. He and Ed had given up hope of affording even nosebleed seats as soon as the tour had been announced, but Stede gets VIP, backstage passes, the works for all of them. Stede doesnt even like the band!
Izzy can’t take it anymore and has to ask Stede what the fuck. Why the gifts and the gestures and all this stuff? Is it just to butter Izzy up so he’ll agree to whatever dumb business idea the other two have?
“I didn’t think I needed a reason to do nice things for my boyfriend!”
“...boyfriend?” Izzy asks, just utterly shocked. He’s echoed by Ed, who sounds less surprised and more… considering.
“Um. Yes?” Stede, to his credit, does immediately read the room and start to realize he may have misstepped.
Izzy can’t even speak.
“Are you.. is it wrong to call you that? I just thought.. i mean, after that night..” Stede blushes fiercely. “I call Ed my boyfriend, after all, and i care about you just as much as I do him…
Stede trails off with both men staring at him.
Finally Ed chuckles. Izzy turns to scowl at him.
“What? Don’t look at me, mate. I thought you two already had a totally different arrangement sorted out. I didn’t say anything about it because I figured you’d be embarrassed about having a sugar daddy.”
#steddyhands#this was literally just supposed to be Ed's sugar dadd tease and it turned into a fucking novel#omfd modern au#idk why but i rly want Izzy as a sugar baby and so damn mad about it because Stede didnt work for his money or struggle like izzy did#he wants to hate the nice things stede gives him but he also wants to own them to prove he is just as good as the rich fucks#just as deserving.#but he wouldnt seek them for himself because being happy feels like hedonism to izzy hands#and he knows he doesnt need Stede to survive. stede doesnt pay his bills or settle his debts. so he's conflicted about accepting it on a lot#of levels. but... he LIKES it.#Meanwhile Stede Bonnet who has never looked at a price tag in his life because the cost has never been beyond his means#is barely even aware of the term 'sugar daddy' and walking around thinking#'my smol angry boyfriend is such a cutie'
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I have just realised that a lot of my favourite ships fall into the-prince-and-the-pauper bin???? And i wasn't even aware??????
#no listen to me#the most obvious here is merthur#we all know the literal prince of camelot and the guy who grew up sleeping on rocks#but also geraskier#fucking el dorado which i know for those non italian isn't a big thing but here let me tell you I'd give my life for those two fucking idio#like tullio comes from old money and miguel can barely read because he grew up on the street and that's all canon baby#and then I thought fucking sinbad#proteus and simbad are again the literal prince and the kid in ragged clothes he found on the street#i don't know how their ship is called nore miguel and tullio#FUCKING BAGGINSHIELD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME#EVEN BLACKSTEDE#FUCKING NANDERMO GUYS NANDOR WAS A FUCKING PRINCE AND GUILLERMO HAD TO STEAL MONEY TO BUY A FRIDGE#i am loskng my mind how did i never noticed all of this#btw it all started from me thinking that pedro pascal would make a great sinbad#and orlando bloom a great proteus and then they'd kiss#shit fuck now i gotta investigate all my other past obsession because I'm beginning to suspect a pattern#is this my subconscious telling me i want a sugar daddy#merthur#geraskier#bagginshield#blackstede#nandermo#miguel x tulio#sinbad x proteus#otp#pairing dynamic#inthepipes
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I would make for an amazing sugar daddy/breadwinning husband but we live in a capitalistic society so I don't have Sugar Daddy Money to give to a guy. I do have a fat ass and dick so that has to count for something
#🍋.txt#nsft#mlm nsft#t4t nsft#in another life i am sending random people messages asking if they're looking for a sugar daddy#alas if i ever finish this degree maybe i can be sugar daddy lite#my toxic masculine trait is wanting to be the breadwinner who comes home and wreaks havoc on his husband to blow off steam
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So EACON is at the end of this week and I'm so fucking excited and awfully worried and I'm not even going
Anyway anyone wants to come pat my back and tell me I suffered the entire year only to get something good out of it at last?
#this is a major#kyra's ramblings#sorry my expectations are in the moon rn I just wanna have more than two stupid drawings to post 😭#two of my faves might get custom drawings but also I'll get nothing I hate it here dude#anyone wants to be my sugar daddy? 🤪#will exchange *drawings for a plane ticket and 2 mins with Arnas#okay that got very sad real quick#personal#?#kinda bc who cares#delete later#mind the rambling I like screaming into the void then sit like that dog meme saying “I'm fine” while everything around is on fire
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Between Us the Series:
Team: What are you my dad?
Between Us Special:
#i rest my case#i mean I didn’t have a case to begin with but it’s rested#team being like who needs sleep#win who is cannonically in love with his thread count#???#no I love this for them#this is character growth#loving that team didn’t know what daddy meant at first either#like the sheer comedy#also win is rich enough for a sugar baby#but he wants an emotionally damaged baby#king#between us the series#between us#winteam
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PLEASEE POST A NEW CHAPTER OF THE SUGAR DADDY FIC I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES 😭😭😭😭😭
Updating All These Nights tonight and then Sugar is next to be updated, promise promise.
#ask#sugar daddy fic#i have been in a writing rut that is known#so i needed to work out some more canon stuff to get the voices back yk? hence updating the other fic first#but also i still feel like the last chapter fell off hard cos i got like no comments#which i know is like 'who cares' but i think i majority switched the style (like for myself) last chapter and i really like it but#if people didnt respond to it#im a little stumped on where to go#(again not in the story but style-wise)#people do not respond to long chapters? people dont respond to the dennis chapters? too much time wasted on sex? idk im#yeah like just a little lost on what people enjoy in the story and what i should gut/cut down on i guess#cos last chapter is hands down my favourite ive written#content wise its close to 6..#but style-wise i know its so fucking long but i thought it flowed really well and god i love exploring dennis' weird relationship with sex#but to me like only 4 people finished that chapter#to clarify. in my head there are literally only max 10 people who read this thing#and 2 of them are my random friends who arent in this fandom and just want to read what im writing#and neither of them bothered with a 27k chapter.. lol#so im stumped trying to pace the writing and rework how i thought it would go#cos i dont know what people enjoy in the fic!!! and seemingly did not respond to in what i thought was the best chapter so far.. lmfao#sorry you caught me on 30hrs awake and way too much coffee
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Hello I'm Sorry if this offends you, I'd like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Incase you will be interested…we could talk terms and weekly allowance later...just basically paying for your time ....no sexual relationship.. 1000bucks weekly allowance
Dm me if you’re not going to waste all of my time. if you’re being fr and not gonna say hey I wanna spoil you then literally fuckin beg me for money cool maybe we could talk but otherwise…
#it happens a lot that’s why i say this#men who reach out to me saying I’m hot and they want to be my sugar daddy literally beg me for money I clearly do not have at all
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I just have to share this. so that post about Mav collecting pics of Ice (aka Val's greatest hits) – you added this one
I also had this picture saved on my phone so I went to dig it up because it's great.
but my version looked a tad different
who photoshopped a dildo in the bg??????😭 why am I being bamboozled like this
oh my god 😭😂😭😂 who did that to that poor old man holy shit 😭😭😭😭
#this is so fucking funny i just want to know who and why wtf#thank you for sharing this lmao#also it's literally one of my favorite val pics of all time#i stare at it regularly#also the inspiration for sugar daddy!ice fic :')
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me thinks we deserve mattshton sugar daddy au for ashton’s bday
me thinks you do not
#pigeon#anon#it's funny i actually went into my mattshton sugar daddy doc (so beyond unfinished) to see if i could put a screenshot in reply#and no i cannot#im not willing to share any of these words dfghjk#fascinated by my little mattshton stan#who is WE bestie it's U AND ME we are the mattshton stans#anyway no u dont deserve anything soz bb#<3#good joke !!#i would like to go on record saying i will not be finishing nor posting this mattshton sugar daddy doc#so i am politely asking you not to ask for it#bc i dont want to post it.#and i say that <33 with love <33#but what a great fic it would be lmfao#if anyone else wants to write it im so down to read
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dont forget to go on ebay this week to grab all the christmas presents other people didnt want
#theres the funniest fucking thing going on in my area rn#where someone is selling several large lego sets#that are all like €300+ normally#like HUGE star wars set and the haunted house and shit#and theyre selling them for like 180 so it IS a steal (im still not gonna get it but its cool)#and again these are like. several different sets. not all of them starwars#just like 5 different big lego sets#and the description on all of them by the same person are always like 'this was a present that i have no use for'#LIKE. WHAT HAPPENED#did you lie to your sugar daddy??? who out there is spending like a thousand euros on lego sets for you despite you not wanting them#did these fall off a truck somewhere??? hello#anyway i love ebay.
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I wish I had a mysterious benefactor who asked nothing of me, but like when I want to buy a pair of boots or a camera lens or something I could perform a dark invocation with a blood red candle at midnight to beseech that foul and arcane patron and to impetrate from them, their foreboding form unfathomable before me, like 200 bucks plus shipping for some rad fuckin shit kickers.
#not a sugar daddy#to be clear#this is a one directional relationship between sack of ground pork hucked against a basement wall (me)#and my incomprehensible benefactor who never speaks or wants of me#who can only be summoned via a strange lil ritual I do sometimes with a candle I got from a dusty corner at the bath and body works in Idaho
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There is a chance that I will be going back to London soon
Wish I could stay there 4 ever
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oh to be yoon jeonghan and have a whole bunch of gorgeous men completely whipped for you while all you do in return is exist and be pretty and maybe lowkey bully them (lovingly)
#i too would like for one choi seungcheol to be my sugar daddy#who goes above and beyond to not only just buy me the thing i want#but somehow??? gets the limited edition for valentine's day that's sold out#(the other men btw are literally everyone who has ever seen him but especially everyone in svt)#(WHIPPED the whole lot of em.)#(good on him well done hannie on living the good life please give us plebs some advice)
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