Okay, ngl, I've made my decision. Qtip test done, I'm piercing my dick 👍👍👍

Y'all should help me pick what I do for my birthday coming up (I want both, but help me decide between the two for what I do first)

Y'all should help me pick what I do for my birthday coming up (I want both, but help me decide between the two for what I do first)

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

I do both these and I don't get youtube videos made about me with almost a million views 🙄🙄

Love taking sex as non-seriously as possible. I want an anti-sex playlist just to see how far I can get with someone before we're laughing

Finally lived my nightmare: coming across someone I recognize on grindr

Bottom surgery surgeons should let tguys have knots. It's the least they deserve

What if I was the court jester and you were the king with a huge yet equally fragile ego and I made jokes at your expense and after the sun goes down, you sneak into my quarters (well, more like a single cot) and you pin me down. What the fuck then.

Uhhhh guys

I don't get why guys don't focus as much on leg day as they do on arm day. Bro if you're a top and somebody's riding you, don't you think you'd want them to have some space to actually ride....

Like men, what is stopping you from having thighs like this

New jewelry + tummy hair = no problem 👍

sorry I saw the picture of ur legs and ugh honestly I'm at a loss for words

kill me

I've been able to train my thighs with 230lbs I should crush you between them (as a date)

I don't get why guys don't focus as much on leg day as they do on arm day. Bro if you're a top and somebody's riding you, don't you think you'd want them to have some space to actually ride....

Like men, what is stopping you from having thighs like this

Let's say, for the sake of argument, we were cowboys who got a bit too close out in the open range and ran away and we decided to build a house together to survive the chill of the night and I secretly steal glances at the way your arm muscles looked sawing down that tree and I catch you looking at my legs when I climb the frame to put up the thatching on the roof and I dare not say anything for fear I come off too strong but we sit down at the campfire and share your flask of whisky (the good kind that goes down and warms you from the inside out) and the twinkle of your eye suggests that house wasn't built just for keeping out the snow. Would you like it if I push you into the our home so I could have my way with you.

Not beating the man tit allegations

I'm going to blame this sexual fantasy on the testosterone but...

Fucking a pregnant mommy, and as she's riding me, she says how hot it is that I won't be able to impregnate her because I'm trans, that because of that, she can fuck me all night if she wants (and she will).