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sandinthepipes · 6 hours

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Hey, psst, do you want a fic that's written better than probably anything you've ever read and you absolutely don't need to know the canon not only because it's an au, but also because the canon basically doesn't exist?

Welcome to your yearly reminder to go read My kingdom for a pig, by @whatthefuckistevvs on ao3

You just have to trust me blindly on this one

It also hurts like a bitch

#it's been YEARS since i passed my overwatch phase #but this bad boy? oof #he never fails to capture me again #IT'S JUST SO GOOD #and if you judge me because i had an overwatch phase fuck off #playing with my friends was fun and if you dangle in front of me two insane and chaotic characters i will ship them #overwatch #roadrat #fanfiction reccomendations #ao3fic #fic #fanfiction

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sandinthepipes · 17 hours

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"If you feel anything, if you love, it's inside you. If it hurts or amuses you, it's yours. Can you dispute a snail's right to feel only because you're not sure whether it does? It would be mean."

#i am feeling normal again #you should go watch the hexer if you still haven't #it's some good soup #e4s1 #the witcher #jaskier #geraskier #the hexer #wiedźmin

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sandinthepipes · 18 hours

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Shit, I completely forgot the witcher videogames.

I have in fact spent many hours of my life playing those games.

For a moment I lived in a world where apart from netflix, only the books and the Hexer existed.

#the witcher

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sandinthepipes · 22 hours

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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like

astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too

gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions

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sandinthepipes · 1 day

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I am here once again

I'm sorry, I love spy!jaskier as much as anyone, that being I love him with my entire being and if Netflix doesn't show him mastering knifes in the next season I will riot.

But the concept of jaskier living his great geralt-free life and somehow ending up mutated by accident (like turned into a vampire or anything that makes him basically immortal and super strong), and he just rolls with it and keeps doing his stuff, just without the "fearing for his life" part is something so dear to me.

And geralt not knowing what to do because Jaskier clearly doesn't need him anymore and he's not afraid of being the smug villain.

#jaskier #the witcher netflix #fic prompt

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sandinthepipes · 1 day

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so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style

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sandinthepipes · 1 day

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Being chronically ill is like, you live your life like a regular person, and then the bad day hits and you go to bed at night wondering if in the morning the people who live with you will have to experience the trauma of you not waking up, and somehow it's just another day like the others

#chronic illness

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sandinthepipes · 1 day

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