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vullcanica · 8 months

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Go on pinterest and type “your name + core” and post the first 9 results -- avita core

Tagged: yoinked from @zealctry

Tagging: @vilestblood @vhgr @kurjaks @maramcna @princguard and u

#𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 ‒ avita ║ DASH GAMES #oh these are stupidly accurate in fact #which..#i mean i assumed the algorithm knew what was up because i actually have an avita album. but then i dont have any nature shit in there #yet #so?? idk but pretty neat that these coincided with her Vibe #little earth witch <3 #the last one especially

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storm-scapes · 23 days

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random mundane thing of the day: just noticed that most of the artists i've been listening to lately killed themselves (or, in the case of a band, the frontman did). not intentional, but weird coincidence

#been bouncing back and forth between elliott smith/heatmiser; silver jews/purple mountains; frightened rabbit; phil ochs; mischief brew #which..#jay jabbers

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fitzonomy · 1 year

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Me trying to learn more advanced knitting techniques from YouTube University: hmm I'm not sure I know how to knit or purl properly

#honestly the moment something goes awry I try to push forward instead of undoing work and redoing it #which..#is problematic

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getinthehandbasket · 1 year

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lol wtf?

The superintendent of my high school just sent my mom a Christmas card. The superintendent who is apparently still in the same role appx. 20 years after I graduated. Who never knew me but knew my mom in passing*.

He sent it to my house, which is the same address I lived at in high school. (Though I no longer live with my mom, so it's not her address.)

He didn't send me, the alum, a card. Nope, it's addressed specifically to my mom. Who, btw, doesn't remember him.

What. The. Fuck. This is.. honestly, laughably ridiculous. As in, funny wtf.

And it has a QR code for a "prayer for Christmas."

Did I mention that literally everyone in my immediate family - me, my parents, my partner - are all gay and/or queer?

Yeah.....

*I was in marching band, and my mom was really involved. She was the go-to for advil, etc. when the school couldn't legally hand out any. As a parent volunteer they "couldn't stop her" (aka, encouraged her so the kids were taken care of without risking the school's liability). She was also in charge of our GIANT PROPS my senior year. These things were so big they took up every second we had spare from our actual performance to set up and take off afterward. Anyway, Dr. D. also showed up to every one of our competitions, no matter how far away they were**. So they were almost certainly passing acquaintances. I think Dr. D. helped get our props off the field once or twice, including during grand championships.

**except the exhibitions we did in HI and FL, which, yknow, exhibitions. Not competitions.

#my life #yeah I'm aging myself #and if you put together everything I've ever posted about myself you *might* be able to find me #But like.. who's that interested?#I have literally no money #If you know me well enough to hate me #then you already know exactly who I am #kids - do as I say NOT as I do #Internet privacy and security is Important #As a Silicon Valley and Internet Native I know my risks #and I know how fucked my information already is #so I'm making informed decisions #don't do it #you'll notice I'm still not putting my city #or my year of graduation or birth #or even the initials of my school #although I suppose if you really wanted to you could figure out who Dr. D is #or you could figure out which school I went to by looking up old West Coast marching band shows #which..#if you manage to locate any of my three marching shows in video form #could you please let me know?#The earliest the interwebs has is several years after my graduation #afaik these shows now only exist in memories and a few VHS tapes #MAYBE in cassette tapes if my band director has kept 20+ years of marching band judge tapes #which I doubt

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definitelynotaskinwalkeripromise · 7 days

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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

#Literally everything else works fine it’s just ao3 #Who was reading smut that they blocked ao3 #I must know #in which nina screams into the void

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chongoblog · 4 months

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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

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lotrmusical · 3 months

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

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butchfalin · 6 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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notbecauseofvictories · 4 months

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi)#(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

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vamprisms · 5 months

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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

#it's the guilt of not having done 4 million things you need to do first yet. which you dont do anyway

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pirateprincessjess · 2 months

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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fluentisonus · 6 months

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trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

#this train is apparently going to tring. which is fun to say #thoughts

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whaledocboi · 5 months

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ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

#not to mention ripping off and plagirazing real artists hard work of course #which is a whole other conversation #i cant feel the same love and adoration for whatever the slop machine produces #it will never be the same #im just really tired #anti ai #anti ai art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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cuntstable · 3 months

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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy