Gale, in my origin run @ Jaheira: So... a powerful magic to extend your lifespan, huh *peeks at scroll* Does anyone can use it—
Jaheira: ONLY a druid, boy.
Gale: ...... It doesnt convince me that someone like me can't give it a try, I will be honest. You won't use it now anyway...
Jaheira, slapping his hand: STOP
Gale: ITS ALL FOR LOVE
Jaheira: YOU DONT LEARN YOUR LESSONS, DO YOU—
Minsc, alongside with Astarion, watching their fight: Ah Boo, you are right! What truly can compete with the force of wizard's curiosity if not this anger of an ancient old druid woman!
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I agree Mumbo, this is the funniest thing that has happened this year
alternatively:
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As a former boyfriend to a toxic bitch like this, I cannot stress enough how much I don't listen to Taylor Swift, but this? Oh id frame this in my house and look at it everytime I need a reminder that yeah, bitches like this are really out there.
Take me for example, my dad died and then a best friend IN REAL LIFE committed suicide, and I wasn't giving her enough attention BECAUSE GRIEF OVER THE DEATH OF TWO PEOPLE I VERY MUCH LOVED HOLY SHIT so this was almost what was sent to me verbatim before being dumped with a, and I shit you not, 'godspeed 💅🏻'. So yeah I very much believe in the brainrot miss swift causes because the fact I got dumped with a line that wasn't even out, from her favorite artist, fucking MONTHS AND MONTHS before this drops? Yeah fuck you.
YES!!! IT IS INSENSITIVE!!!!
I lost better when I lost my father, and gods I hope you see this because I don't have the ability to say it to your wicked and beyond fucking cruel face.
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this t-shirt is what I got myself for Christmas this year!
I made the "design" myself, got inspired from the Coriolanus Snow and Peeta Mellark t-shirts I saw on tiktok
It's not perfect but I still very much adore it (mostly because Lister's face is on it)
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
AGAIN????
I wanted this to be a fun little thing for my community to do. But I guess I'll have to flip a coin now :[ (it's not that big of a deal, I'm just being dramatic)
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Bo: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Din: *blushes*
Bo: No.
Bo: A summer's day is not a bitch.
Din: *sharp inhale*
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Not C.S. Pacat remembering he has a new comic to promote 10 days after its release 🙈
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Ingo and Emmet would go WILD for the Astral Express. Also it’d be funny if both of them ended up there if Arceus was trying to reunite them but Palkia, Dialga, and Griatina were playing Ping Pong and hit the twins into the Star Rail Universe
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tall autistic gf + short angry gf <3
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hehe
spamton 'gee' spamton
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Wait a second. Are you telling me that Zombieman was thought to be murdered, murder-mystery style, not only once, on a hero OVA vacation, but twice?
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do not listen to people asking for mad angst you literally have glimpse of us coming...THAT IS MAD ANGST. just BE HAPPY FOR practice couple just let them have their fight, communicate, have sex, and get married JEEZ
no bc glimpse of us is the queen of angst pls like idk if u guys (and i) are ready didhdjndn
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if hooking up a gamecube controller to my computer is too difficult then i am going to learn how to play gc emulators with just the keyboard
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