Yeah that’s…that’s my streamer

the fact that in dead apple when ango was like "nooo chuuya you don't have to do this, don't fight the dragon, you might die", chuuya could have just been like "i have to do this, i will risk my life to protect this city" but NO the reason he gives is "i have to do this, i will risk my life to punch dazai in the face" and then he proceeds to FIGHT THE LITERAL GOD INSIDE OF HIM just to give dazai the weakest punch possible under corruption

heterosexual behaviour indeed

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM

ayyy purple squad

it is so funny to me that wilson and house (and the rest of the team ofc) have bets all the time, because they’re both heads of departments and they make hella money, but like they’d do insane shit for $20

mob and teru's friend dynamic will never stop being funny to me. like ok. in the fanbook teru says that they "don't schedule anything and just happen to run into each other and hang out from there" but in chapter 101 teru says that he wants mob to invite HIM to hang out more in a way that implies that teru is so used to people asking to hang out with HIM that hes incapable of making the first move. like imagine if you were friends with someone but instead of asking to hang out like a normal person you were like "wow i hope i coincidentally run into them while wandering around this extremely large city doing god knows what" JUST CALL HIM!!!!

"did i just call you beautiful" 40 million dead, 700 billion injured

Tubbo and Charlie just casual conversation:

Charlie: Can't wait to fold my brain like a crepe.

Seconds pause.

Tubbo: Can't wait to eat your brain like a crepe.

BEN AND JIM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH I AM ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF

Tfw your buddy and his soon to be husband ditch their own wedding for two hours and come back with a baby

sometimes i think about normal trying to sacrifice his life for something thinking that it would make sparrow proud of him. and when sparrow heals him but he's still out of it normal Asks. two seconds away from death and he sees his dad and he asks "are you proud of me?" and sparrow just hugs him and starts crying . repeatedly telling him to please never do that again . and normal is just like Oh. I made it Worse.

i am in the gauntlet of shar now with astarion and halsin andddd well 😐️

man, can't believe scar wrote self-insert fanfiction about himself and grian. canonically.

edit: context here

they flirt like two people who are deathly allergic to having a healthy relationship

“how do you know troy and britta getting together wouldn’t destroy everything” “you don’t see me saying anything about troy and abed’s weird little relationship” “you’re a very attractive young man” “the other day I thought he was trying to hold my hand but he had just mistaken me for abed” “your entire identity is defined by your relationship with another man” “for the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come” “abed is a magical elf-like man who makes all of us more magical by being around us” “I haven’t exactly been a whirlwind of entertainment since troy left” “I miss abed so much” “you went all psycho girlfriend on abed didn’t you” “you might want to tell your boyfriend’s boyfriend” “I’m sorry I got overprotective of abed” “you’re worried you’ll go crazy without troy”

that’s ENOUGH

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